#my favorite little blub blub

[drkmgs]

I'll come back, I promise.

Jenna Ortega x Reader

Warning: fluffy, angst, war

story type: part 2 of Homecoming

Well, hello, it's been a while... I decided to stick with Reader and not turn it into an OC... but the last name of the reader remains as Ashford. I do not know how the military works, so I'm writing this based on tv-series and movies I've seen.

Also, I did say I'm going to hurt you all.

It was entertaining to watch Jenna react to when you showed her the number of business cards you got that night. She didn't burn them, but she did shake her head at how this industry worked. Now that you are literally jobless, it was the perfect timing to check off one of many activities you wrote down to make up for the lost quality time over six years.

Well, escorting her to an award show already happened, so you checked that off. The next one would be a simple date. You smiled to yourself. You already have something in your mind—a candle lit dinner at her favorite restaurant—but that was such a cliché thing to do, and you want something she wouldn't easily forget.

Both of you are currently in New York for the Met Gala. Well, she is there for the Met Gala, and you just tagged along, planning the simple date you wanted to give her. While she was getting ready in the other room, you were on the bed with your laptop searching for a place to set up the candle lit dinner. You have contacted several places but they unfortunately can't do these kind of event last minute. You were losing hope.

You sighed, sliding your laptop on the bed, with a pulsing head. You carried yourself by the door to take a peek at what Jenna looked like. She looked breathtaking with that suit-dress created for her. You could stare at her all day long without getting tired.

"You're staring." You snapped out of your trance and looked up at the smirking Jenna Ortega. "Caught me red-handed." You put your hands up as if you're surrendering to law enforcements and went up behind her. "You look gorgeous, my love." You met her gaze through the mirror, and with that compliment, you received a shy smile from her.

"I wish you could be my date tonight." You have her a timid smile and reach out to her, rubbing along her arms. "It's fine. I'll be okay here. You go have fun and show them this outfit. You'll blow them away." She sighed. You put on a smile, seeing her relax and stop worrying about you all alone in this hotel room, which made a blub light up in your head.

"You're a genius." You kissed her head and immediately took the hotel phone, talking in a hushed voice. When everything was set and the hotel agreed with your arrangement, you went back to Jenna with a big smile. "What got you smiling like that?" Jenna side-eye's you. She's getting her lips done. You shrugged at her and continued to admire her beauty. You can't wait to spend all of your time with this woman.

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Once she was done and it was almost time for her to go on the red carpet, she gave you one last kiss and wave you goodbye. You then got ready all the supplies for the surprise. Setting the table in the middle of the hotel living room, decorating the surroundings with balloons and rose petals. Once you are finished with all of the decorations, you moved on to getting ready yourself.

For entertainment purposes, you turned on the TV and listened to the news. At some point in your grooming, you heard something about where you last stationed. It was now full out on war. There was a slight worry in you that you might get called back, but you gave it a little bit of a doubt. You turned off the TV and focused on your grooming part.

It was almost time for Jenna to come back. You already called the kitchen, giving them instructions when to bring the food up. As you wait for Jenna, you can't help it but feel anxious about what you heard on the television. It started to make your leg nervously shake, but then there was a knock on your door. You immediately stood up from the couch and headed towards the door.

"Hi." Jenna greeted you as soon as you opened the door. "Hi," you say back and stepped aside so she could enter the room. "Oh my god. Y/N, this is wonderful." Jenna couldn't describe what she was feeling. Everything was so perfect. From the decor to your outfit. You closed the door and walked up behind her. You gently turned her around to face you. "I know, I have been lacking due to my profession, and now that I'm retired. I want to make it up to you. From simple dates to just be there for you."

You pulled out a ring attached to a necklace. Jenna's eyes widened full with panic. You immediately reassure her. "Don't panic. I'm not proposing. Yet. This is a promise ring, and I know that you can't wear this on your finger because of noisy people. So, I thought putting it in a necklace where you can wear it under your shirts." You opened the clasp, and Jenna immediately turned around, so you could put it on her.

You moved in front of her to see the necklace around her neck. "Y/N, this is so pretty. Thank you." She was on her tippy toes and kissed your lips, which made you smile like an idiot. "You're welcome, my love." You settle both of your hands on her waist and lean your forehead against hers.

The hotel staff didn't let you down and delivered your food like how you instructed them. This was heaven. Jenna's unending smile and laughter. Her shining aura. You couldn't get enough of it, but that little moment of yours got interrupted when your cellphone started to ring. You stood up and reached for your phone. When you saw who was calling, you excused yourself and went out into the balcony. While on the phone call, the sound of a helicopter was approaching, and soon, everyone in the hotel could see it, flying above the hotel.

You ended the call and rushed inside. "Jen. I have no time to explain. I'm sorry. I have to go. I promise. I'll come back." You took her face in both of your hands and kissed her hard. You hugged her for the last time. "I have to go," you whisper, and she whines. "Come up with me to the helicopter landing." You guide her out the room towards the emergency stairs up. Reaching the top, the hotel manager was already there holding the door open.

"Could you escort her back to the room as soon as I'm gone?" You asked the manager, which you received a nod. "You go with him, okay? Jenna. I love you. I'll come back, I promise." With that, you kissed her on the forehead and let go of her hand. You ran towards the helicopter, slid the door open, and waved at her before entering the helicopter. You threw Jenna one last look before the hotel disappeared from your view.

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As soon as you landed at the headquarters, your team was already waiting for you in the conference room with the Lieutenant General. You don't even know how long the briefing was, but as soon as it was finished, you found yourself getting ready for a war.

Soon, you were giving signals to your team to retreat and get on the helicopter. Everyone is covering for each other. As the captain of the team, you want them on that aircraft as soon as possible. Three of them managed to get on the helicopter. Now it's you and your sergeant left on the battlefield. You see your sergeant get shot. You hurriedly take cover for them and assess their wound. As you cover for them, you also get shot, and everything went black.

The others on the helicopter witnessed a big explosion when the aircraft maneuvered away from the location. Buildings crashing, balzing fire everywhere, and gun shots are heard from a far. All of them are convinced none of you survived that.

[anukkuna]

Day 6: Favorite Line(s) from Spatort

So, for this one my answers would differ depending on if you ask me in earnest or if you ask the part of me that's responsible for the crack videos (because, let's be real, some of these lines just sound Tatort-written-ridiculous).

I'm gonna answer this in earnest here though and name three (under the cut):

1.) "Hast du nicht gehört? Du sollst die Fresse halten!"

- Leo, Der Herr des Waldes

Love it, because it's Leo backing Adam in a moment where so many things are crashing down on them at once.

Adam would probably have been fine with Leo not intervening - letting Lausch kill Roland and simply arresting him afterward. No one could have told; it would have been easy. Hell, he even stopped Leo from shooting the first time.

But Leo had to shoot.

Because, if Leo hadn't shot Lausch, it would have meant something unbearable for him: actually having the death on his hands that he'd feared for years he already had: he would have been the one responsible for letting Adam's dad die. (If you're into philosophy, you could start an interesting discussion here about doing, allowing and omissions btw.)

It all comes crashing down on them afterward. Leo stares desperately at Adam because what the fuck, yes, Adam would have been fine with Leo killing his dad (in Adam's perspective, probably freeing them from him), but Leo isn't. Adam realizes that and apologizes immediately.

Yet, Leo is hurt. He stares incredulously at Adam, again, so many thoughts and emotions crashing down on him.

He flinches away when Adam tries to touch him.

I feel like Leo's character arc is, in many ways, about justice and guilt. To him justice means not only protecting the weak but also fighting every crime, because crimes are inherently wrong and need to be stopped. So, Leo has to stop Lausch, who is about to commit murder, even if he is going to murder someone who is an abuser and a criminal himself. (We see in E04 at the hospital that Adam is, once again, different in that regard. When Leo points out that it's two criminal acts walking away just there, Adam doesn't really care.)

So, when they approach Roland and he says "Herr Hölzer, ich möchte Ihnen meinen aufrichtigen Dank aussprechen." it's clearly mockery. He's basically rubbing it in Leo's face that Leo saved him, allowing him to torment Adam some more (and potentially Leo as well).

When Adam spitefully tells Roland to "Halt doch die Fresse" Roland knows he still holds power over Adam because Adam still wishes him dead and still fears him - even though he is lying on the ground and Adam is standing over him, holding a gun.

Roland also remembers now that it was Leo and Adam in that garage fifteen years ago, putting him in a coma - and doesn't that give him so much power over both of them right now? And Leo, after hearing Roland say "Hast wohl gedacht, diesmal klappt's, hm?" realizes as much.

But here's the thing about Leo… At the beginning of the episode, he was so angry and afraid he even lashed out at Adam for not telling him that Roland had woken up. ("Dann verjährt das nicht, dann geh' ich in 'n Knast!" - "Wir, Leo.") There's so much at stake for them, but Leo will still choose justice. Leo isn't one for tyrannicide because, in his eyes, no one deserves to be murdered in cold blood - not even a tyrant.

Yet, he recognizes the mockery when Roland thanks him.

So, Leo's reply "Hast du nicht gehört? Du sollst die Fresse halten!" is him backing Adam (in front of Adam) while staying true to his principles. He is on Adam's side and really wishes for Roland to shut the fuck up - but he can't let anyone be murdered, not even Roland.

Leo remains, after all, a protector.

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2.) "Dein Herz gehört sowieso schon mir."

- Esther, Die Kälte der Erde

Arrrsfffggdddhhh. This made my brain go 'blub'. Please, please, please, SR, I'd love for them to be canon. I feel like we have seen far too little interaction between Esther and Pia in Der Fluch des Geldes. And I seriously hope for more Pia/Esther in the next one.

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3.) "Der König ist tot." - "Ja... lang lebe der König."

- Leo und Adam, Das Herz der Schlange

This exchange is so great because, once again, it’s incredibly ominous!

Leo delivers his line, "The king is dead," so warmly, as if it’s meant to provide some kind of closure. But it’s one of those lines... the kind where you feel like the other half needs to be said, too. (Just as in "Alles hat ein Ende" - "Nur die Wurst hat zwei" (looking at you, Polizeiruf: Hildes Erbe, haha)).

Just after a short pause, Adam replies, "Yeah... long live the king." In this moment (as confirmed in E05), Adam realizes where Roland hid the money. We see him digging it up from underneath the tree in the final shot of E03, leaving us as viewers with an ominous, open ending: what kind of trouble will arise from this?

Adam dug up his "inheritance" - both literally and metaphorically. In E04, Manuela calls him "The King's son," and parts of the criminal underworld recognize him as such. Does this mean he will follow Roland's path? Is he kind of destined to do so?

The proclamation "The King is dead, long live the King!" historically both announces the death of the previous monarch and asserts continuity by saluting the new one. In a monarchy, there shall never be a moment without a ruler, mind you. Is this meant to remind us that there will always be a new crime boss once the old one is dead or put to jail? Or is it meant to highlight the "line of succession", where Adam is forced to decide whether he will accept or reject his "inheritance"? So, yeah... one of my favorite Spatort lines as well!

[prettyinpwn]

What is your least favorite episode?

Hm, I usually pick either The Love God or Roadside Attraction. The Love God was just meh to me (minus Stan's lovely/horrifying balloon) and Roadside Attraction belonged earlier in Season 2. Season 2 is so amazing at times, but I feel like it contains both the show's highest highs and lowest lows. To give it credit, though, neither TLG or RA are bad per se - no GF episode is, imo - but they're just so meh compared to the others.

Poor Season 2. To be fair to Season 2, I'll also say my least favorite Season 1 episode as well (and it might be an unpopular opinion): Irrational Treasure. It's... okay, I guess? I like how it touches on the town's history, the Northwest's history of deceit, and I love the idea that the government had been watching the town, but they never really did anything with that guy in the white shirt who ordered Blubs and Durland around.

Like... what happened to background character dude?

Because would the government really just post one guy to make sure that Trembley's truth never came out? Would citizens really be that alarmed about a secret president from over a century beforehand? And would the government actually care that much about what it might do to the Northwest's reputation; like, they're rich, but... they're just the rich folks of one small little town. It just doesn't make much sense to me, imo. And Trembley is funny but... just meh. Not really impactful.

I feel like they could have done more with that plot thread; hint at how the government was already watching for signals from the portal again after thirty years in Season 1 (but be vague of course since at that time the viewer doesn't know about the portal yet), and add something about how how weird the town is makes the government keep a really close eye on nothing leaking out about what a supernatural hotspot it is. Have white shirt dude be the overseer of the Gravity Falls project; like Agent Powers and Trigger's boss.

(Psst... here's my bonus personal crack headcanon you didn't ask for:

I think it'd be hilarious if white shirt guy was Dipper and Mabel's father/Shermie's son. He looks the right age and like a Pines. The hair color/texture, large nose, the cleft chin like Ford's. Although, no Pines hair floof on the back, but the headphones could be obscuring it. I know they said their dad worked in computers, but this guy looks like he uses a lot of tech and could have a job so top secret that he has to tell his family "oh it's just IT for the government, guys, I swear").

[taylorswordsemporium]

Totally Happy and Calm

Yuri stares down at the foil-covered candy in her hand. After a generous friend of Sayori's went out shopping with the two of them, yesterday, she was gifted with some edible THC. Her favorite candy flavor, too! It's a bell-shaped peanut butter and chocolate piece. She's been nervous about taking it, since it was given to her. Being intoxicated is going to be a completely new experience. "Uuuu..."

Both Sayori and her friend assured Yuri that the dosage of the candy was very low. She can't argue, lacking knowledge of how any of this works. And she does trust Sayori, who agreed to stay sober and mind her while she undertakes this.

Yuri breathes in. Everything is fine. She takes in the scent of the lavender incense that's already burning on her nightstand. Let it flow over you and calm you...

The purple-haired woman examines the candy in her palm. Huh, there's a label sealing the foil. "15g Tetrahydrocannabinol, 15g CBD... Oh, so it's even smaller of a dose than we thought?" Why did they only spell out the full term for THC on the label...?

"Well, that's perfect! You want a low dose for your first time, and the CBD's gonna help you get relaxed." Sayori steps out of the bathroom, smiling. "And I'll be here to keep an eye on you, okay? No worries."

...No time like the present, then. Yuri unwraps the candy as methodically as she can, and pops it into her mouth. She crunches down on it and hums a bit at the taste. She was expecting it to be a little earthy, but it just tastes like sweet peanut butter and chocolate. Yum~ She happily swallows the candy and sits back on her bed. It's time to wait for things to feel different.

"...It's probably best that we don't go out, while I'm waiting for feelings of intoxication to kick in. Should we order lunch?"

"Don't even worry about it, I'm getting us some burgers off of a delivery app. You just sit there and get comfy, and I'll take care of you." Sayori steps over to Yuri and gives her a gentle hug, which the purple woman is eager to return.

"Can we turn on the aquarium stream, now?" Yuri gently wiggles free of Sayori's hug, giving the girl a small smile.

Sayori nods, turning about to set their TV up for the duration of the rest of the evening. "Fishies coming up, Yuri-flurry~!"

With some swift key presses, the fish appear on the big screen across the room. Sayori takes a seat on Yuri's bed, right at her side, and begins ordering their food. "You said you wanted to see what a 'sauna' feels like, when we were talking about today's plans, right? And you were gonna steam yourself in the bathroom, for it?"

"Correct. I want to experience being so warm, while my perception is altered."

Yuri cuddles up with Sayori and a plush shark, happy as a clam. Fish are so fascinating~ They just dart around the water, doing fishy business and spinning all around and going blub blub...~ And this stream even has a basking shark! How cool!

The two women are equally mesmerized by the fish. They calmly enjoy the rainbow of fishy colors and the blue water they fill. Yuri breathes deeply and slowly, trying to settle her nerves about the effects of the drugs. Even if she knows it takes about an hour, that little warning alarm in the back of her head won't stop sounding. Plus, both Yuri and Sayori are getting lost in this stream of fish. It could easily have been nearly that long, by now.

A ring of the doorbell signals the two women that their lunch has finally arrived. Yuri stands up to go and check the door and suddenly feels a strange pop in her skull. "Eh? U-um. I... I think I just felt something in my brain...? Sayori, can you get the food?"

The woman sits back down on the bed, quite confused. THC goes pop, apparently? Or was that her C1 vertebra clicking? She shouldn't be hearing that, should she? Yuri puts a hand on the side of her head as she tries to take stock of herself.

...Is she starting to feel a little dizzy? The siren in the base of her skull begins to quiet. This... Feels pretty nice? Yuri lays back on her bed as Sayori climbs out of it. She may have said something to Yuri about getting cozy...? Yuri is a bit too deep in her introspection to catch it clearly.

Does her bed feel comfier? Something feels... Extra fuzzy? Is the lavender burning harder? It suddenly has a much stronger smell. Yuri looks over to the incense burner.

The violet porcelain structure seems to be operating as normal. White rivers of smoke flow down through the leaf and petal-like protrusions in the dish, dispersing the relaxing scent. Hehe, rivers, like fish swim in~

Yuri turns her head back upward. Yeah, everything's fine. She smiles, carefully adjusting her pillows and position to get back to the fish stream. Uhuhuhu, streams are another thing fish swim in~!

Sayori returns to the bedroom with a bag of fast food held carefully in her hands. She gives Yuri a cautious glance, before her lips twist into a smug grin. "You're absolutely feeling it, now, aren't you?"

"...Huh? Do I look different? I guess I feel... Looser?" Yuri looks down at her hands, flexing her fingers and rolling them back and forth. Maybe she feels a little distorted, but surely she isn't giving off so many signs?

Oh god damn it, I'm stoned and I'm staring at my hands, of course she can tell. Yuri puffs her lips in frustration at becoming something of a stereotype so fast. She looks back up at Sayori. "...Never mind. I'm feeling it."

"Mhm~ And I've got the food, if you feel munchy!" Sayori opens the bag up and pulls out some chicken nuggets. Those are probably for her only, given that she did say "burgers" earlier. Yuri thinks she remembers burgers, anyway.

The scent of greasy meat flows from the bag as Sayori sits back down next to Yuri. The taller woman is immediately captivated. Her stomach growls and she looks at the bag. It takes a bit of focus, but she keeps her mouth closed and stops herself from drooling. "Mmmph... I'll... I'll take the burger, now, actually."

"Coming up~" Sayori fishes a foil-wrapped sandwich out of the bag and hands it over to Yuri. Yuri has to bite her lip as the delicious smell overwhelms her. It's so good.

Yuri starts tearing the foil apart as fast as she can. Once the double cheeseburger is about half exposed she starts taking ravenous bites out of it. Why am I so fucking hungry, all of a sudden? What's-? Oh my fucking god this is the most delicious sandwich I've ever had. She stifles a moan as best she can, with her mouth processing several bites of sandwich too many. It is less than successful.

Sayori's giggling at Yuri from just a few inches away, but she doesn't care. This is amazing! Shockingly fast, the burger is completely devoured, and Yuri slowly wiggles closer to Sayori. She starts idly feeling the fabric of her girlfriend's shirt between her fingers.

"I got you some cheese fries, too~"

"...Sayori you're an angel..." Yuri shuffles her arms around the woman to give her a tight squeeze. She buries her face in Sayori's neck, wondering what wondrous scents she might find... Hm, vanilla!

"Aw, I'm not, I just love you~" Sayori runs her fingers through Yuri's hair. Yuri wiggles her legs slightly at the sensation. Wonderful~

"Fries, please...? Then can you go start the shower? I don't... know if I can walk right, yet?" Yuri slowly sits up, keeping her back pressed flush against her headboard so she can check on her balance. And eat the cheese fries!

"Your wish is my command!" Sayori carefully places the plastic box of potatoes and cheese in Yuri's lap. She kisses her cheek and hops out of bed. "Hm, hm, steamy shower for Yuri!"

"Thank you, so much, Sayo~" Yuri opens the fries up and starts absolutely destroying them. Why are carbs and dairy such a beautiful combination? My tongue is setting all the wires in my brain off...

With the bathroom so close, it's easy to hear Sayori preparing the room for Yuri's steam session. The shuffle of curtains and the sudden rush of water are familiar sounds, somehow just more intense and recognizable to Yuri's ears.

Once she realizes her fries are gone, she begins to slowly stand up. Yuri keeps one hand on her bed as she carefully brings herself to her full height. Balance? Balance is... Fine? The dizziness doesn't seem to be impairing her ability to move?

Still, it's best to be careful. Yuri gathers her phone from the nightstand and takes a deep breath of the lavender incense. She also grabs her shark plush. He'll like the steamy bathroom~! Yuri starts slowly, carefully, shuffling to the bathroom with all of her needed items in hand.

"Okay, Yuri, are you read-? Oh, hi. I didn't think you'd get up, so soon!" Sayori greets Yuri at the doorway to the bathroom. "Oh, and you brought Cottonmouth! Hiya, Cottonmouth. Keep Yuri comfy and safe, okay?"

"He will~ Thank you so much for getting the shower going." Yuri slowly bends down to kiss Sayori's forehead. "I'm going to close the door, so the steam stays in. But the door is going to stay unlocked, in case you need to come in. Because you're keeping me safe, just like he is~"

Sayori blushes and giggles. "I hope I can live up to his standard!"

"You're doing fantastically, dear." Yuri takes some methodical shuffles away from and past Sayori. She winks as she closes the door.

And now it's time to truly relax. Yuri may miss the scent of lavender as she steps into the steam-filling room, but the sensation of warmth is just as pleasant. She scoots over to the running shower and sits at its side. Nice and cozy, leaning against the cool wall and otherwise being steamed. Yuri idly strokes her shark friend. Her phone is here in case of an emergency, but maybe...

Yuri giggles as she tries to position herself and Cottonmouth in a selfie for the other girls. They may as well be kept in the loop about her mental state. Which is currently loopy and wobbly!

Oh, hell, my vocabulary is completely gone. I'll text them later.

She winces and blinks, as she moves the phone out of her view. Something about the screen is extra intense, right now. Not helpful, when she's trying to relax. Yuri locks the device and sets it down on the floor. For now, it's cuddle time! She holds her shark tight, and leans a bit closer to the running shower.

The rhythmic pounding of water against the tub, the sensation of hot steam flowing over her, the softness of her plushie... It all combines into a sensory orchestra of comfort. Utter relaxation overcomes Yuri and she drifts off to sleep.

Hopefully next time she can properly cuddle Sayori, while her brain is all fuzzy. That way Yuri will really be able to take in all of her... And maybe a scented wax melter, or a bath bomb.

[rabid-orannge]

so, i played epic mickey rebrushed recently, and now im OBSESSED with some things from it to an unhealthy degree. /hj

First: IT'S THE GAME ABOUT TOONS, AND I LOVE TOONS AND TOON LOGIC AND WHEN TOONS ACKNOWLEDGE THEY'RE INK AND PAINT

second: the atmosphere!! it's dark and gritty yet beautiful in it's own way. like the scenes from disney classic animated movies that scared us as a kid (Ursula from Little mermaid movie, or a boy turning into a donkey in Pinocchio, or the Evil Queen turning into a hag and making the poisoned apple) + it's somewhat post apocalyptic, considering the thinner disaster. And Mickeyjunk mountain straight up gives me "abandoned by disney" vibes with all the decrepit and worn down mickey merch lying around and looking like something straight out of a horror game (and i already have a few ideas on my own spin on the whole mickey mouse public domain horror movies/games/whatever), and the snall world section is also one of my favorites, because...

...three, THE CLOCK TOWER!!! I'm a huge sucker for clockpunk stuff and i loooove the clock motifs! (not sure if it's an old thing or a recent development) And also because it has the GREATEST bossfight music, like, seriously, the world's catchiest and one of the most whimsical song about peace and friendship having a deranged orchestral cover while still sounding whimsical? sign me the hell up! and also, the look of the tower and the fact that it literally has mechanical hands (get it? because clocks have hands) and a silly face (and a scary face while you fight it)

four, the blotlings! My personal favorites are spatters and sweepers (they're just silly little guys that make silly blubbing noises). I also love the fact that you can turn them friendly, and if you do they will run up to hostile blotlings and throw hands with them. i also love how spatters in different levels wear silly little outfits that match the level's theme. and they also look silly and adorable when watching TVs you place down.

five, the projector screen levels that are references to classic Mickey Mouse cartoons, both black and white and technicolor ones! my personal favorites are Steamboat Willie, Clock cleaners, Mad doctor and Fantasia). before you throw tomatoes at me, first off: Mickey is public domain now, second: i despise the corporate money-hungry shitshow that the company is (screw the CEOs, they don't do shit, animators, directors and artists are the people we should thank for their hard work (also, the corporation as a whole has become just cartoonishly evil at this point, it's just ridiculous), and third: i have never ever paid them a cent, all the movies i watched were either aired on TV or pirated. This game just solidified my love for animation trivia. And lastly, this remake isn't published by disney

And lastly: the paint and thinner mechanic! it's funny how they just let a little rat bastard (affectionate) freely run around a toon world wielding a powerful artifact that shoots either blue restoring paint or green destroying thinner. surely there will be no consequences for leaving this rodent to his own devices! (sarcasm). And I also love how your preference in using thinner and paint affects the environment, stories and even cutscenes; you can either act like a goody-two-shoes and help everyone you meet while painting the world to try and restore at least some of it, be a complete dick and wreck havoc with thinner or keeping a balance between these two extremes

to summarize: epic mickey is a cool game with cool atmosphere, the clock tower is the best boss fight with the best battle music, blotlings are adorable silly little guys, the references to old cartoons are great (unhinged and silly little guy Mickey Mouse is way more superior to the sanitized corporate mickey) and i love animation, and paint and thinner gimmick is neat.

Now do an epic mickey 2 hd remake.

[espighty]

Hello! Your art and writing is wonderful. I would like some advice. I have bought some pens that are used for art, and I am wondering on how should I start using them, or to muster the courage to. Do you have any tips or advice?

Also, why Kallamar? What does your Lamb's eldritch form looks like?

Have a good week coming your way. Eat your fruits and vegetables daily.

I have one bit of advice for doing traditional art. Take pictures of every stage. You WILL occasionally mess up while lining or coloring, and it will be absolutely heartbreaking. But if you still have pictures of the sketch or the lining, that means you still have something left to post or share! It helps a lot with motivation. I had to do it in my last art post, which is why stuff is mismatched. I felt like the last two panels lost a lot of emotion and detail when I lined them, but since I had the pictures of the sketches, I still got to post it and it made me happy.

Why Kallamar. Well, two reasons. Number one, I get way more attached to guy characters who are more open with ‘unmanly’ emotions. Like Kazuichi, or Taka. 2012 Donnie maybe also counts? (At the very least he is portrayed as more anxious and far softer than his brothers, so he stuck out to me.) So with Kall being portrayed the way he is in game, he also stuck out a lot. It’s a fun subversion too. Second reason? His voice. The little squid blubs made my heart grow 3 sizes like the Grinch. So as soon as I heard him I was like “this is my favorite guy. I can’t wait to kill him.”.

Uhhh Lamb eldrich form, I don’t really think about it much. Other people have very good ideas about it, and I would just go with those ones in my head.

Thank you for the compliments. I had spinach yesterday. :)

[hannie-dul-set]

NOOOOOOO JAY IS SUCH A FREAKING CUTIE OH LORD

ok i admit defeat jay is the #1 least bitchless (FOR NOW im waiting for that jake chapter) hes a little stupid but he’s got it in him !!

also he gets bonus points bc i fucking love jellyfish. actually i am a jellyfish fr like blub blub blub

+ the hairball imagery metaphor thingy was so fire ! AND THE FACT HE JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED FOR WHO HE IS AND HE CANT GET IT FROM ALL THE OTHER GIRLIES HE’S SEEING 😭😭😭😭 tears in my eyes he’s literally my silly little guy

jay our favorite little weirdo!!!!!

also i have no fucking idea where the hairball imagery came from 😭😭 personally i believe it's so dumb and out of left field but somehow??? fits???? bcs it's jay and god knows what silly little thoughts come in and out of his head HAHAHAHAH.

[ordinaryschmuck]

I'm sorry, I watched this nine or ten times, but I can't help it. It's just SO good. Like, I love literally EVERYTHING about this.

Like, it starts and you KNOW there's going to be a punchline. That's how these karaoke animatics work, making you think you're just going to be watching these characters sing, only for someone else to burst in with an off-pitch voice or singing a completely irrelevant. And let me tell you...the punchline to this one hits you SQUARE in the solar plexus, using a character that definitely comes as a surprise but is one that makes SUPER sense given the context.

And I don't know WHERE the audio came for the Multi-Bear, but while it sounds NOTHING like him, it's still perfect. Like, that's exactly how I imagine a multi-headed bear singing karaoke would sound like.

And he's allowed to get into it! The way he looks like he's singing with a passion and dancing like no one else is watching is equal parts hilarious and kind of wholesome. Like, YEAH! Sing it, you beautiful freak of nature!

Everyone's reactions are also the best. Pacifica's face SCREAMS as someone not entirely sure what the hell she's looking at. The background filled with Gravity Falls' townsfolk looking surprised but gleeful at this wonderful display, especially aged-up Candy and Grenda who are a pleasant surprise. The Stans get the best reactions, both being shocked in different ways as Ford's more perplexed while Stan's more confused and kind of concerned. But my favorite's Soos, who's just happy as a clam as he holds up his boy (His precious baby boy!), who looks astonished while his father dances around with him.

Speaking of dancing, that shot of Mabel dancing along with the Multi-Bear while Dipper belts his lungs out into the microphone is amazing. It gives us a full shot of Mabel's outfit, and I just LOVE the idea of Mabel still dressing loudly and proudly, all while being super giddy over dancing with some bizarre creature, even if she's twenty-five and supposed to be more "mature" now. Maturity isn't going to kill that weird girl's spirit, I'll tell you that much. And it's great that Dipper's outfit is more or less casual, because even though it's his twenty-fifth birthday, he wouldn't dress up as much as Mabel. And seeing him get so lost in the music that he doesn't even care that the Multi-Bear just lifts him up as he sings.

Then we cut to the dance floor, showing Blubs and Durling's cuddling as they dance along, almost matching Mabel and Mutli-Bear's movements. It's wholesome and feels all kinds of right.

And of course Pacifica's little smile as she watches and accepts the weirdness as her boyfriend has a great time...Or girlfriend--Honestly,, I don't know what ship this artist helms, but regardless if you ship Pacifica with Dipper or Mabel, it's still a sweet smile. And I love that it works no matter who you think she's smiling at.

All in all, this is a work of ART that genuinely seems like something that Alex Hirsch himself would make into reality. The only thing missing is a Wendy, but everything else is still PERFECT. I ADORE it.

What went down at the Mystery Twins’ 25th birthday party 🌈💖✨

[treeloreg]

WIP !! >.<

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hii I’m Nez / Nezzie !! I’m autistic and a voluntary age regressor and sometimes pet regressor ; typically cow / calf or puppy pet regressor !!

my little age range isn’t really specific, but it’s mainly either toddler or even baby range ; about 1-4 !! I am a minor and my big age is 15, so please keep that in mind, but I am okay w/ adults interacting

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by the way, I’m REALLY hyperfixated on the Beatles rn !! my favorite Beatle is Paul ; I reblog a lot of Beatles stuff on my main too. if u like the Beatles too and are a regressor I’d love to be friends !! /nf

byi

I tend to “baby-talk” by removing the “t”, “d”, or “g” from words (i.e. “wan” instead of “want” ; “an” instead of “and” ; "running" instead of "running") and might remove 1st person prns or other stuff at times (ie “I am / I’m” can be just “am” or “m”). I keyboard smash a lot too cus I’m sillyyy

(realized I have more typing quirks not listed here so just another heads up…shouldn’t affect reading my texts too much tho !!)

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[oceantrust01]

70 Funny Ocean Jokes And Puns That Will Make You Laugh

So, laughter is the best medicine huh? It might be the mother of all cliches, but it is SO true! So few things in life are better for your mental and physical health than a hearty guffaw. You know what makes it better? When you share an inside joke with someone that simply GETS IT, especially when you have something in common like a passion for the ocean. Whether you’re a scuba diver, sailor, or simply have a deep love for the sea, we all have a shared love!  Well, these ocean jokes and puns sent us into the giggles, and we hope that they will do the same to you! To start with, here’s an oldie but a goodie.  My seafood diet is going great—I see food, and I eat it!!  1. Ocean and Fishy Jokes and Puns 🐠 🐟 - Keep your friends close and your anemones closer!  - Sorry, I can't work today. I’m a little tide down at the moment. - Buoy oh buoy, what a wonderful day! - What’s a shark’s favorite game? Swallow the leader!  - Why did the crab never share its snacks? Because it was a little shellfish! - Where do fish go when they’re bankrupt? To the loan shark. - What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved! - Why are fish so good at playing piano? Because they have great scales! - How do you stop the ocean from leaking? Use a seal - Why are fish so smart? Because they're always in schools!  - How do you make an octopus laugh?  With ten-tickles! - I was going to tell you a joke about the sea floor, but it's too deep. - What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships - Why does it take so long for a pirate to learn the alphabet? Because they spend so long at C - What is the best way to talk to a fish? Drop him a line - Ever wonder why fish always know their weight? They’ve got their own ‘scale’! - Need the latest gossip? Dive into the ocean’s ‘current’ news! - “Ever wondered what happens when a fish meets an elephant? Swimming trunks!” - Let minnow when we’re going to the beach. - Hold on, I’m getting a bit em-ocean-al. - What did the shark say to the whale? “What are you blubbering about?” - What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck! - What is a blue whale’s favorite James Bond movie? License to Krill. - What did the letter B say in the summertime? “I do love to be beside the C.” - Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom! - What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! - How do shellfish get to the hospital? In a clambulance! - What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite! - What do you call a fish that practices medicine? A sturgeon! - How do oysters call their friends? On their shell phones! - Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be bagels! - What kind of music do killer whales listen to? Orca-stra! - Why did the mermaid wear seashells? Because she outgrew her B-shells! - What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved. - Why did the shark spit out the clownfish? Because it tasted funny! - What do fish take to stay healthy? Vitamin sea! - How do mermaids clean their clothes? With Tide! - What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Indian Ocean? "I feel a little blue." - What do you call a fish who loves to play guitar? Bass! - What did the dolphin say when it made a mistake? "I blubbered it!" - How does the ocean say hello? It waves! - What’s a sea creature’s favorite instrument? The bass guitar! - Why don’t sharks like fast food? Because they can’t catch it! - Why are fish never good tennis players? Because they never get close to the net! - What did the magician say to the fisherman? "Pick a cod, any cod." - What do you get when you cross a fish and a bird? A flying fish! - What does a seaweed say when it's stuck? "Kelp me!" - What do you get when you cross a shark and a cow? I don’t know, but I wouldn’t want to milk it! - What do you get when you cross a fish and a banker? A loan shark! - What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter? Jellyfish! - What’s a whale’s favorite candy? Blubber gum! - What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long time, no sea! - How does an octopus go into battle? Well-armed! - Why do fish always sing off key? Because you can’t tuna fish! - What do you call a lazy crayfish? A slobster! - What’s a whale’s favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune! - Why did the fish go to jail? Because it was caught hook, line, and sinker! - What do you call a fish with no scales? A smooth operator! - What’s a mermaid’s favorite subject in school? Algaebra! - Why are fish so good at business? Because they’re always making waves! - What do you get when you cross a fish and a librarian? A bookworm! - What’s a fish’s favorite game? Go Fish! - Why did the fish join the circus? Because it wanted to be a clownfish! - Why don’t fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! - Why did the jellyfish attend therapy? Because it had too many stinging issues! - Why did the sun go to the beach? Because it wanted to catch some rays! - Why did the beachcomber bring a shovel to the beach? Because he wanted to “dig” the vibes! - I was going to make a joke about the sea, but then I realized it was too salty. - Why couldn’t the crab get a date? Because he was too shellfish. - Why was the clam so popular at parties? He was known for being the life of the shellebration! 2. Final Thoughts 🦈 🌴 We hope you’ve enjoyed all these funnies and some had you in stitches. We “shore” were! Urgh, that was so bad it had to be good.  Keep laughing, and happy diving!  Read the full article

[maybe-thou-shalt-find-valimar]

✨️Put 5 songs you listen to, post it, then send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers :) 🎶

you have no clue what you just did

7 by Arctic Monkeys (best fucking song literally omg i fucking love 7)

Two Hearts in Two Weeks by The Last Shadow Puppets (completely different from the rest of tlsp's discography but literally fucking immaculate like !!!!!!!!)

Woman's Touch by Miles Kane (losing my fucking mind. oh my god. why am i so simultaneously sapphic singing about this perfect woman but also so insanely attracted to miles kane i am bi panic what the fuck this is actually the best song ever)

Reckless Serenade by Arctic Monkeys (basically the same as above. also the bassline makes me wanna kiss the arctic monkeys bassist nick o'malley sloppy style [i mean i already wanted to do that but come on])

Catapult by Arctic Monkeys (Both sides In softly came the growl from both sides And if his whisper splits the mist Just think of what he's capable of with his kiss Nice try You cannot turn away, but nice try Turned your legs to little building blocks And with his index finger, flicks you on your socks I go high-pitched He'll talk and make your voice sound high-pitched Dread to think if he got you on your own And whispered in your ear in that baritone It's the same stone His heart was cut out of the same stone That they used to carve his jaw It's impossible not to feel inferior And he could catapult you back to your daddy Or into any hissing misery And he will tell you how the day after a triumph Is as hollow as the day after a tragedy He'll extinguish any chance of escape When he slaps you on your arse or kisses your nape And he's leaving without saying bye And you will queue up to listen to him pissing And hang around to watch some poor girl blub And then they chase him down the avenue Incessantly pestering him to let him join the club He knows how to put a cork in the fuss And just how to shut up the charming ones of us And I've seen him talking to your lady friend There's a dust track waiting for betrayal Where he'll teach you all the bits they missed Nice try You cannot turn away, but nice try Nice try You cannot turn away, but nice try Nice try You cannot turn away, but nice try Nice try You cannot turn away, but nice try You cannot turn away)

[bananaapplewaffle]

Scalding Sands Al’ab Nariya | A Firelit Sky over the Sands Books: 1 & 2

Book 1:  A Sudden Vacation

Al’ab Nariya

ALL OF BOTH OF Y’ALLS STUFF

IN ONE DUFFLE BAG?

Couldn’t be me, I’ve got my suitcase and carry on aka purse

…Do y’all just not have phones

Or an app for the school 

Why are we the messengers 

And as the messengers why didn’t we just text them

Grim, although he is from this world (there is something up with this i swear), doesn’t know much about Twisted Wonderland

Okay.

Sit This One Out & Good Omen 

OH NO!

NOW YOU’VE DONE IT JAMIL

YOU’VE UPSET MY BROTHER

LET HIM GO, JAMIL

LET HIM GOOOOO

[Car meme]

(Can y’all tell that this my new favorite reaction)

Cater is on the scent when it comes to Lilia

My Battery’s at 100% & Gonna Have a Blast

Hey-hey! It’s Cay-cay!

Trey!

Oh my god he came for the food

He’s just like Grim fr

You better show him so hole-in-the-wall places, Jamil

Yep, there it is

Hey Malleus

Yeah kinda fucked that you have a prince as a guest and you didn’t even know it

Whoops

OH NO 

DID HE COOK?

LILIA

LILIA NO

YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T COOK

AND NOW LOOK

LOOK

YOU HAVE A TUMMY ACHE 

[Yelling in car meme]

Uh…is he controlling (loosely) the weather with his emotions?

“And if there’s any trouble during your vacation, I want absolutely nothing to do with it!”

Crowley, you are literally my legal guardian.

Book 2: Festival Preparation 

Born and Raised & Ages Ago

Me, imagining the group in not-the-school-uniform

…

Chile lemme just drink some water

GRIM NOOOO

GRIM

YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO TREY GRIM

NOW LOOK

LOOK AT YOURSELF 

YOU’RE DROWNING GRIM

YOU’RE BLUB BLUB BLUGH

[Yellign me]

(Bro If I could edit, I would edit the car underwater)

Oh no baby y’all got outdated textbooks

I’mma be real

I blanked out

A Theme Park Castle & My First Time & I’ve Got an Umbrella!

Moving on

What?

I AIN’T WALKING THAT FAR SWEETHEART

Ay Ay we ina limo!

Omg Cater being so smart and not posting immediately

We love a person who protects others

Is the man even breathing

Mind-Boggling

Sweetheart, we gon need some new clothes

BECAUSE IF MY HAIR SWEATS OUT I SWEAR

It would anyway tbr

… I hope we’re getting out the car in this next one.

WAIT THE PEACOCK TAIL IS WATER

HOW’S IT DOING THAT

Its fine he’s Jesus he can walk on water

BUT YOU GOT IT ALL OVER JAMIL

JAMIL IM SORRY

Oooo the peacock tail lights up at night~

NOT AGAIN

Please excuse my little brother, y’all

KALIM NOOOOOO

A Private Park & Asim Palace

Oh we got lawn camels?

…wait what

Y’all just got animals roaming in the park?

Welp

NOT THE SECURITY FEEDS

What a fucken minute 

And neither do I but actually, so come on, Trey. 

Enlighten me.

Oh! The animals are in cages!

WAIT THEY’RE NOT

WE’VE BEEN WALKING??

What if I just got lost in here

What fuck, what if Grim got lost

WHAT 

GRIM NO

YOU’RE PART CAT GRIM

ONIONS WILL KILL YOU

KILL YOU DEAD GRIM

[yelling]

“I’ve always thought they looked like turnips, myself” 

Literal Trey an Grim are the same person

Just on different levels

Oh my god they’re still going

NOT MALLEUS JOINING IN

This Fit Is On Point & Yasamina Silk

Kalim, I need your permission to pick out a scarf for him, so I can tie it around his neck

Trey’s arms are average but my brain keeps saying pudgy 

THEY DID MY MANS NAILS

I already knew about the make-up

BUT I WAS NOT FOCUSED ON THE NAILS

Speaking of which— I need to make a new set

NO ARMS FOR YOU

EVEN THE WRISTS ARE HIDDEN AWAY

Yeah…Imma need this SSR

WAIT

THAT’S WHY HE COULDN’T HAVE A NICE OUTFIT TOO

UGLY

Grim, I am your sister

WAIT 

GOLD STAR

YOU GUESS

I AM A RAINBOW HOLOGRAPHIC STICKER

THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Way Too Into This & A Cute Reason

Oh wow you walk into a ballroom

THE NEWEST WHAT

OVER WHAT

Oh that sounds 

Wait wait wait

The whole burger?

Nevermind, now it's a texture thing

And that's that on that! 

We’ll be sightseeing in the next one!

[huntingrays]

lizzie: we need to discuss something

scott: take the cod head off, this is important

jimmy: anything you have to say to me, you can say in front of my cod head

[squidlover]

Fish bods

[xxblackgardenxx]

LAITO APPRECIATION WEEK 2022 DAY 1

Five Thing's I Like About Laito:

As it is the thing that made me fall in love with him first, I would say his humor. Even when I hated his guts, he always made me laugh. Opening up with calling Yui "Bitch-Chan" took me by suspired and all I could do was laugh, like who does that?(He was my fav from that moment, until he fucked it up). Adding to this, his dub is like the cherry on top. His just fucking sarcastic I love it.

His complex personality. The fact that you can look so deep into his personality is such a cool and interesting thing, and such good writing. Saying this as well, the unknowing if you looking too deep into his words, and he means what he says is such a ride that I haven't had with another character before.

How scary he is. Now, that might sounds weird to say but, the switch of character he does he just so cool and gives me the chills every time. Adding to this, it hits you with reality and gives you peep into his true self in a way. This dude is far from happy go lucky and his dark undertones really come to light in that split moment his voice drops.

How smart this bitch is. I like smart men, what can I say? But I was- I wouldn't say surprised, it made sense he was smart, I was more like "Oh? So he is smart". He is two steps ahead of you and I love it, not so much when he is messing with my head but I still am impressed either way lol. His smartness came to light to me when I got into the CD's and it was like a light blub moment(pun not intended) to understanding him more.

His little drops of kindness. I know I just said how scary and how much of a manipulator he is, but hear me out. There are times in the games, CD's that make me go "Wow, he isn't all that bad". He remembered Yui's birthday, there is this time in Shuu's Dark Fate route he helps Yui destress by getting her mind off what's going on, by bring up how Shuu was as a kid. He looked after his brothers when they was younger. He was so selfless, not wanting to bring them into the mess that he hurt himself. Laito gives off such big brother energy that not a lot of people talk about. Look how he was towards Kanato in the Young Blood manga, always looking out for him.

There are my five things. I hope you enjoy reading them @everything-laito and @novampirebrainrot

Thank you for allowing me to talk about one of my favorite characters.

[doodlesofmyheart]

Worth Every Second

Kate x Yelena

WC: 414

Kate felt her body coming back from its sleep state, she tried rolling over, but the dead weight of another body held her down impeding her from doing so. Her eyes opened wide and scared, not daring to move her body she moved only her head slighting being met by a blub of blonde hair and little snores. She couldn’t help but smile, her favorite blonde laid there naked after a sleepless night, letting Kate see the cuts and bruises from her past in the red room and resent missions, the tranquility of the morning could be seen on her relaxed face and body language.

Kate didn’t waste time; her hand touched the pale skin of the once proclaimed Russian assassin making the smaller one shiver and open her green eyes. The blonde looked up at her fiancée smiling as she closed her eyes once more letting her body come closer in search of the usual warmth Kate always radiated

“Kate Bishop, stop staring. You know it’s not nice”

“I’m sorry, I can’t help it”

Leaning down, she gave a chaste kiss on the blonde’s lips, but the smaller one had other plans, quickly intensifying the kiss, she pulled the taller girl to straddle her, kissing and biting her neck leaving little marks, more than the ones that were left the night before. Kate let out a moan; her mind going back to the previous night in which Yelena did not stop until good hours of the morning. Kate grabbed the blonde’s face in her hands making her look into her eyes

“We have to stop, or we are going to be late for the birthday brunch”

“Why do we have to go to that? We can have our own fun brunch here” her hand kept going down Kate’s abdomen “in our bed, no clothes. Just you and me, Bishop”

“It’s your sister’s birthday Lena. We have to go” The blacked haired one laughed at Yelena’s frustration face but closed the distance between their lips to encourage her to get up

Yelena’s hand reached Kate’s wet core who let out another moan grabbing the blonde’s face once again, her eyes looked at every single detail of her favorite’s persons face taking a mental picture like she did every day that she gets to spend with her.

“You better make it worth my while and lateness to my own sister-in-law’s birthday brunch”

“Oh” the smirk came out “I always make it worth your while”