#my dad is weird

[dog-bat3]

I made this comic based off of my dad‘s warriors oc

[kitykityrot]

im losing it

MY DAD IS FINE WITH ME BEING LIKE QUEER AND A FRICKING FURRY BUT IM. NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR BLACK NAIL POLISH????

SIR PLEASE

WHAT

[misspelled-dictionary]

Me: Do you think when butterflies feel nervous they get humans in their stomach?

My Dad: Yes but then they get constipated because humans are way bigger than butterflies

[jawbonemotif]

guy who is so insistent that his child is not trans that he doesn't realize that they're actually not

[acepandemi]

This morning's entertainment: The Old Man and the Mouse

(My parents have several bird feeders in their yard. Dad saw a mouse climbing into one of the peanut butter jars this morning, took offense and decided to hunt the thing with his flippin' pocket knife!! The mouse got away.)

[angelicallyinbred]

"Well he's not technically evil he just tries to stop the apocalypse" -me, talking about the archangel Michael in legion(a movie)

"I mean I try to stop the apocalyp—" -my dad(named Michael)

"YOU'RE NOT THE ARCHANGEL." *Holds my head in my hands about to cry.* -me

[wishfulsketching]

He ended up looking fabulous, not cool and bloodied

[hashtaghashbrowns67]

todays edition of my dad is so weird

hello my lovelies. So I just learned my father put on a play that was basically Musical M*cbeth, right? And the main star of it, we’ll call him K, had long flowing hair, and he had many fangirls. My father, who produced this play, and his co producer, we’ll call him D, did not. Now in that sort of early M*cbeth times, kings were basically warlords, military leaders. So my dad and D persuaded K to get a crew cut. A skinfade, ladies and gents. Now while they were watching this happen, a very gay Spanish hairdresser cut K’s hair. He had a boner, and began HUMPING THE BACK OF K’s HEAD. D, by the way, has just been named Father of The Year in his town btw.

[marliesmarl]

Anyone else's dad ever send you a picture of a blue watermelon without any context?

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

he needs him by his side

[blueskittlesart]

Dear Big Brother

kind of a sequel to this comic

[sillysiluriforme]

viiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzz

[theredcuyo]

I forgot to tell this before but what if Bruce has redecorated many of the countless rooms in the manor to adjust to whatever thing his kids like

Dick got a training room for gyminastics, there are bars hanging from the roof, equipment Bruce doesn't even know what's for but that it surely entretains his son and the floor was totally replaced by mats

Jason? "Casually" his room has a secret room attached to it that you can only enter trhu a secret door behind a bookshelf in his bedroom, and "just by chance" it's also another library, that has "secret and censored" books for being controversial in their time, it also just happens to have a skylight and one of those one-way windows

Tim? Bruce made him a dark room, of course he did, that's attached to another room, the light is bare there, and it has two boards, one where you can use magnets and a marker and one for the old red string and tack's

Cass? A whole dance studio that she didn't ask for (none of them did, really) but she appreciates it, mostly because she can use it whenever she feels like it, even the middle of the night because its sound proof

Steph? Unnecesary, she appropiated one herself, later Bruce gave her money to do it whatever she felt like

Damian? One for him to paint, and it's clear he likes it because it's messy, Damian's own room isn't, but his one? Even the big window that lights the room is covered in paint and chalk here and there, the supplies might be ordered by color and size, but not a single one is ever totally cleaned

Duke was told he could choose but if it takes too long Bruce is choosing for him

[psin314]

poor Spite deserves some love too ❤️ (also love ur art sm its sososo good)

of course he does hehe. so here's a little kiss on the cheek. and... candles eating. 🗿never do this guys okay

also some thoughts on my spite x rook (ppffffhhhtffpf spook). im sorry my fellow horny spite enjoyers but it's not my cup of tea. spite's just a little very supportive guy. i dont think he really understands all the things rook and lucanis do to each other but he feels and sees that it makes them both happier so he's like nice👍👍. rook likes to give him forehead and cheek kisses tho.

[petermustdie]

dan and phil on my little digital camera :D

[brainrotcharacters]

he can wot