#my brain😖😖

[ghetto-omega]

‎‧‎❀‎✿❀Omegaverse Culture Overview❀✿❀

𑁍 warning.. I am.. African American... Never been outside the US, so I can really only speak on the culture around me. If people wanna weigh in on culture from other places please do. Actually, I'm begging, I'm rolling over, I'm listening please please please please please please please please please please volunteer your own headcanons. 𑁍

This will be a short overview of a lot of things, so it's just gonna be a lot of thoughts and not a lot of depth. However I am planning on actually making an indepth post about each one of these topics.

With that being said...

‎‧₊˚✿Food✿˚₊‧

𑁍just general food headcanons𑁍

The omega stereotype is craving carbs and sweet foods, specifically because of what they're like after heats. Most energy during heat is depleted, so in order to get their stamina back they have to eat all of carb heavy foods

The alpha stereotype is craving tough or crunchy foods, because of their ruts. With biting instincts ramped up they tend to want things that are harder to chew through. It's like the equivalent of putting a live cricket in a spider enclosure because they want the stimulation from hunting their food

Carb and protein filled foods tend to be stocked in most houses. Especially filling carbs. Families are typically very large, with multiple generations all living within walking distance or in the same house. Keeping dense foods stocked is important to keep everyone fed

Pups in particular tend to have slightly stricter diets because their stomach isn't built for handing some foods until at least their preteen years

‎‧₊˚✿Names✿˚₊‧

𑁍naming your children, as well as derogatory names𑁍

I think that people would tend to name their kids after items that smell good, their favorite foods, other family members, plants, and religion

I also think they'd be a fan of situational names as well as generational names

For example, have three kids, one being named Sunday (situational, born on a Sunday), Suzie (maybe a pack members or a family members name), and Sumiya but her nickname is sushi, and all of the names starting with "su" makes the names generational.

You could even expand on that and have all the packs kids names be something like suki, sumirah, summer, summo, ect. Giving you a quite literal generation of names. (<- my family did this ! All the girls names end in "ah" and all the boys end in "en or on")

I can also see a kid being named something like Foxglove, Cedar, Jasmine, or even something like Honey or Teatree, because that's what the parent's mate smells like

I think calling an omega a "slick dripper" or a "slick house" is uhm... Not exactly a slur but it's not something you should say.

I think that married betas and omegas are told they are "Collared". It's typically derogatory, but there are exceptions. I think the alpha equivalent would be "Bitched", which is basically always derogatory

I think some people call betas "baren" or "scentless". Once again, not a slur, but definitely something close to it lol

‎‧₊˚✿Housing✿˚₊‧

𑁍pack houses and their differences𑁍

There's two different notable styles of home. There's a regular house, and a pack house

Pack houses don't have too much of a difference, but they are larger and tend to follow similar layouts. With one floor being taken up with giant meeting rooms and similarly size kitchens, as well as at least one bathroom with either a huge tub or multiple small ones. The upstairs floor(s) tend to house all the bedrooms and a few smaller on suite bathrooms

Some pack houses are essentially just mini mansions, completely with a few different wings of the house all marked by a different meeting room

And the term "meeting room" is also a difference. They're essentially just big living rooms. Why is there a different name, isn't that a bit pretentious? You ask. Bc some guy who thought he was better than everyone else coined the term pack house and decided there needed to be a difference, for some reason

‎‧₊˚✿Families/Packs✿˚₊‧

‎𑁍general pack headcanons𑁍

Big families !!! Huge families even !! Families that take up entire neighborhoods or culdesacs !!

Conversations between kids where they ask how many mom's someone has is common !! Kids ask their parents why their friend gets to have 5 dads but they only get to have 2 !!

Not everyone's parents are romantic !! Some are just part of the same pack !!

In my personal au I use prime omegas and prime alphas, but they're just titles for the leaders of the pack. Even then, modernly they aren't doing much leading. It's more event planning, pupsitting, tie breaking lol, things like that

Your primes do not have to be mates or anything. It's just about who's the most reliable and level headed. Oftentimes, anybody who stays home for most or all of the day falls to this roll by default

‎‧₊˚✿Clothing✿˚₊‧

𑁍a few clothing headcanons𑁍

Collars aren't typically worn outside casually. Typically they have a cause. Whether it's newly weds, protests, covering scent glands, or some secret 4th thing, they typically have a purpose.

Honestly this whole section would need to be it's own post for me to do it justice tbh

Clothes that "trap scent" are pretty commonly worn. They're made of a light but thick fabric that cinches or cuffs around the scent glands and they often comes in matching sets. This is especially common in omega targeted gym wear, but there are sets made for everyone

Nuns also typically wear this type of garment

‎‧₊˚✿Other✿˚₊‧

𑁍miscellaneous headcanons𑁍

Gift giving is very important. Specifically, giving food is very important (I am biased, I am a very food orientated and motivated person). Giving someone food they don't like by accident is alright, but if you know they don't like it, and give it to them? Disrespectful.

So I'm semi familiar with the Christian Bible, I grew up going to church (<- religious trauma haver). You know how a lot of people draw Jesus as white even though he very much wasn't ?? Yeah I think people claim Jesus was an alpha, but he was a beta and there's overwhelming evidence in the Bible to show he was beta and people just ?? Ignore that bc they want to lol

Some people are born with animal features, some aren't. The place you were born in + your parents (and maybe a little plot relevant magic lol) determines what type of features you get. People who live in deserts or next to mountains are often born with horns or scales, while tropical and temperate climates tend to be born with more feathers and furry features

Heat blockers/suppressants as well as rut blockers/suppressants can only be prescribed by doctors. Giving them out or selling them can land you in prison post haste, but they're also so hard to get your hands on that the market of people buying them counterfeit grows everyday, despite the complications and risks

Blockers and suppressants can lead to fertility issues as well as immune issues, particularly in omegas, but don't count out anyone with ruts either, it's just less common. Lots of people on blockers are immunocompromised

Scent/pheromone blockers on the other hand, are much easier to come by, especially because they sell patches right over the counter. Though, if you wanted a much more discreet pill you would need to get those prescribed as well. It is particularly hard for omegas to get them prescribed, as usual

And that's it for now U⁠^⁠ｪ⁠^⁠U

This post is basically just a giant reminder for me to write about these topics in depth. Just a whole lotta surface level thoughts. I also didn't cover weddings, holidays, mating rituals, social climate, etc. so I'll have to do separate posts on those

This took a bit longer than I wanted bc I am uhm. Suicidal lol. And then there's the drake v Kendrick beef and I've been fixated on it. Like I fr don't even like K dot that much I've just always hated Drake fuck that nga !!!

If you see a spelling mistake... No you didn't...

[bimb0-bunnie]

guyz im ngl but my daddy has turned me into a spoiled princess 🎀 ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡

[zehrbear]

ice hockey player katara x figure skater azula slow burn, mutual pining, miscommunication trope, 388k words, enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers to-

[stingsbf]

danhausen almost calling himself donovan (whoever donovan is 😒🤷)

[nighhtwing]

the insane burst of affection for clark kent that just pierced thru my heart… i love u…. <3 <3 <3

[doodlingfoolishness]

When you straight up forgot how to draw every member of the Bad Batch but it’s Bad Batch Day so you tried anyway 😳😩🥺

[mrsoharaa]

…I was looking for some aesthetic pics on Pinterest for this short blurb about this man I just thought about and I….i got a littleee distracted with his official art (him).

[hellcifrogs]

I have an idea for Mokuton user Sakura fic that might make you laugh. Quick backstory, Sakura starts playing around with plant seeds during her last couple years at the Academy and accidentally catches the attention of a Root member after making a seed explode in her hand. Root member reports back to Danzo who starts vibrating at the idea of Wood Release (joy he hasn’t felt since he went eyeball picking post Uchiha massacre) and sends baby Sai to give her some pointers on chakra control and nature. Naruto and maybe Hinata join Sakura’s study sessions in the woods. I say maybe because Hinata is the only one taking stranger danger seriously and wondering why she’s never seen this guy before.

The reveal comes on one rainy summer day. Iruka is walking up to his classroom with Sasuke, offering some advice for how to deal with an earlier event, and when he opens the door, Iruka and Sasuke are greeted by the sight of his students all crowded around the windows and 11/12 year old Ino screaming at the top of her lungs, “You kick that slutty genin’s ass, Sakura!” (Sai is the genin) and Naruto being held back by Kiba, who wants to see Sakura deck a genin by herself. Iruka is in time to see Sakura yell her first “SHANNARO!” and see a tree sapling shoot up from the ground.

Not pictured -> moments before that, Sai, looking for a way out of Danzo's shady plans, whispering to Sakura: I need you to punch me! Punch me real hard! Knock me out!

[bookinit02]

i should not have reblogged The Dress it still to this day legitimately makes me so angry

[hotpersonsstuff]

I wanna be stuffed so fucking full omgggghhfhhf

[wundrousarts]

Does anyone have any questions 🧍I am in a Tumblr mood today and my askbox is always open

[ssongsboo]

thinking of professor!junseok rn… 😵‍💫😵‍💫

him eagerly offering you extra lessons because you don’t understand the material properly, and you agree thinking it was a good idea… but when you stay back after school with him, his disheveled look turns you on more than you’d like to admit

realising that you’re getting so hot and bothered for him, he proposes a deal that if you get at least 80% on the next test, he’ll give you a special reward

not gonna elaborate more cus i think you know where i’m going with this.. but he’s so fine i need to suck his dick so bad

-🪐 (sorry about this word vomit)

the clock ticked past five, the once-busy classroom now eerily silent except for the faint scribble of your pen and the occasional shuffle of paper from the man seated across the desk.

professor junseok was nothing like you’d expected- a mess of tousled hair, sleeves rolled up to his elbows, glasses perched precariously on his nose. his sharp eyes darted from your notes to your face, and back again, as if assessing not just your understanding of the material, but you.

you shifted in your seat, hyper-aware of how warm the room felt. maybe it was the way his shirt clung to his figure after a long day, the faint sheen of sweat glistening along his neck. or maybe it was the way his voice dropped an octave whenever he leaned in to explain a problem, his breath ghosting over your ear.

junseok leaned back in his chair, his sleeves pushed up to his elbows, revealing toned forearms that flexed as he adjusted his glasses. his hair was messier than usual, strands falling into his eyes from running his hands through it all day.

you were supposed to be focusing on the material, but the way his voice dropped when he spoke- low, smooth, deliberate- had you squirming in your seat.

"did you hear me?" his voice cut through the fog of your thoughts, sharp and laced with amusement. you blinked, cheeks warming under his intense gaze. "uh, y-yeah."

junseok tilted his head, a smirk tugging at his lips.

"liar. your mind's been somewhere else this whole time." he leaned forward, the desk between you suddenly feeling much too small. "tell me what's got you so distracted."

you couldn't answer- not when the scent of his cologne hung so heavily in the air, not when his shirt clung to his chest just enough to outline the faintest hint of muscle. he noticed, of course he did. junseok wasn't just intelligent, he was perceptive, and the sharp glint in his eyes said he already knew the answer.

"hmm…" his voice was a murmur now, rich and teasing. "am i distracting you?" he wondered out loud with faux curiosity.

your breath hitched, and the corner of his mouth curved higher. he leaned closer, his forearms resting on the desk, and the way his shirt tightened across his shoulders sent your heart racing.

"here's the thing," he said, his voice dripping with heat. "you're struggling with the material, and i want to help you. but i can't do that if you're too busy thinking about..." he paused, his tongue flicking over his bottom lip, "...other things."

you swallowed hard, the air between you crackling.

"so, let me offer you some motivation," he continued, his eyes darkening as they bore into yours. "if you can get at least 80% on the next test, i'll give you a reward."

his words hung in the air, heavy and suggestive.

"what kind of reward?" you asked, your voice barely above a whisper.

his smirk deepened, and he leaned in until his lips were just a breath away from your ear. "something special. something…” his lips curled into a dangerous grin “…only for you.”

heat flushed through you, your thighs pressing together under the desk as his hand drifted, almost casually, to rest on the edge of your textbook- so close, yet maddeningly far.

"so, what do you say?" he asked, his tone low and dripping with promise. "are you going to work for it?"

you only nodded, your voice failing you.

"good," he murmured, his gaze dropping briefly to your lips before he leaned back, leaving you dizzy and wanting. "don't disappoint me."

[batshikns]

me: *seeing a bunch of memes/fanart for some guys I don't know* huh that's weird wonder what-

-Bat rebloged-

Me: ohhh I see. New hyperfixation huh? 🤭

m.maybe. uh.uh. uuuhshusuoooouooo 😢😢 oouiou 😢😢😢😢😢 ouoo 😢 oouoooyooyoy 😢

[sesshy380]

So, back in early January when I was still getting into the hang of things art-wise and still using bases for outlines (I've gotten better since then and mainly use them for references now), I had come across a base on Pinterest that screamed Thief King. I had to attempt it. I quickly discovered that TKB's hair makes zero sense, but I gave it a go anyway.

This sat in my folder after I did the initial base lineart and color (without any face). In an effort to stop staring at my latest chapter while my brain screamed in agony, I decided to go back and finish this up just to say I did.

[thatdeadaquarius]

With your language AU, I remember watching a video about a guy speaking angrily nonesense in an Indian accent and people thinking he was very angry. Imagine this as the Creator speaks angry gibberish to people and they just assume that the Creator is cursing them or something. (Or like when they speak gibberish to babies and everyone's like, "Aw the Creator is teaching that baby their divine language")

*AUDIENCE DRAMATICALLY GASPS.

✨️I look pretty good for a dead bitch✨️

She's alivveee!!!

Whats up i almost passed away from sheer academic workload, but im not in the ground yet 🥰 And with drafts outta my ass! :D

Hope yall ready for ur regularly scheduled Bullshit Genshin Sagau <3

SANDBEES THATS SUCH A GOOD USERNAME & ALSO SORRY I ANSWERED THIS SO FUCKING LATE JESUSSSSS 💀💀💀

SORRY ABT THE POLL I CANT BELIEVE I COULDNT FIGURE OUT HOW TO DELETE IT IM FUCKING CRYING I WOULD DO THIS-

Well at least i can do polls thru this in the future?? Idk tumblr is ass so we'll see how this accidental test works out...

☆

So these were the first thngs i thought of and its not super long bc ASKERS R GENIUSES OKAY

SOMTIMES I JUST WANNA PROFUSELY THANK U GUYS AS A REPLY FOR SHARING WITH THE CLASS THRU MY BLOG 💖💘💫

Saw the gif and couldnt help but think this is how ppl like Alhaitham or Diluc would react to u "speaking ur langauge"

"Our langauage" aka being a SIM 💀

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Stop Albedo would ask you to teach him ur lang/grammar rules 😭

What u gonna do when Zhongli asks you to teach him some words-

OH NO

NO DONT PASS ON YOUR BULLSHIT LMAO

U GIVING ZHONGLI SOME STUPID SIM WORD LIKE

Your ass: "GIGGLABAH means beautiful :) "✨️

Zhongli: "Oh thank you, how different from our own version, so excited sounding..."

You walk by him strolling the harbor and he just smiles at you and says

"You look gigglabah today my liege."

HIS REGAL FACE AND FANCY WALK WITH HIS HAND BEHIND HIS BACK AND EVERYTHING

(honestly ppl paint him as oblivious but he kinda seemed like the type of bastard who seems like he's not aware but sometimes he secretly knows the truth, he's just getting too much amusement out of it to stop doing it, LOL he does shit like the above to see YOUR reaction- LMAO)

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You're a maniac pls tell me u dont pass on simlish to all the serious characters-

XIAO WOULD SECRETLY THINK IT SOUNDS GOOFY BUT WANT TO BE INVOLVED BC ITS YOU ANYWAY LMAO

SO HE'S JUST SLIGHTLY SQUIRMING AND GETTIN PINK EVERYTIME HE SAYS A STUPID SIM WORD BC HE FEELS LIKE A GOOF HAHA

(& he's not the only one, others too like Kaveh, YELAN, Ningguang, Nahida, DILUC, AYAKA LMAO-)

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Some ppl i could see taking ur gibberish bullshittery and whether they believe its real or not is irrelevant bc theyre using it anyway-

And i dont mean in a good way 😭

LIKE IM THINKING OF VENTI.

CRAZY BARD INCLUDING SIMLISH ASS GIBBERISH WORDS IN HIS SONGS BC OF YOU

"Be cheerful like the hugkukie,

and may your cup never leaky!"

And Diluc loves you.

Really he does, deeper than he thinks-

But his eye is twitching LMAOO

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(Ok but if you did like multiple of these language shenanigans thruout the asks ive gotten, Kaeya would literally grow so fond of you and associate you with goofy funny shit that makes him laugh so hard that everytime he sees you he automatically is beaming with a smile, or trying to supress a warm grin- this got away from me but its 1:44am for me rn so i would love a smiley Kaeya rn -)

♡

Speaking language bs I have my 2nd oral exam for spanish tomorrow, pls send whatever good vibes u got and i am also really open to prayers from any religion as well. sobs

Hope anyone got any enjoyment out of my response bc tbh the ask is what rlly matters to me atp lmao

Until the next shenanigan-

Safe travels,

💀♒️

♡the beloveds mwah ♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

[scary-monsters]

i will actually go insane if i don’t word vomit abt diego brando on this website asap.. i am losing my mind, i wasn’t built to work retail, i was made to talk in depth abt the blonde man in my head