#my brain isn't just going “ohmygodiwannadieiwannadieiwannadieiwannadie” 24/7

[politemagic]

i think i might have finally gotten my head above the water

[q-kanbas]

i am being honest when i say i don't hate myself BUT if whatever the fuck is wrong with me was a separate entity i would beat the shit out of it.

[katierosefun]

choi daniel and ewan mcgregor and lee ji ah and lee joo young,,,,,,i will watch horror only for them and them alone........

[quitetheketch-moved]

I live in a perpetual existence of sleep deprivation and the fact y’all put up with the way i mindlessly ramble in the tags like a goddamn mad man is impressive and heart warming 

[whiskeyswifty]

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[undercut-mcqueer]

and now rsd is being a bitch too aaaaaaaaaa

[achairwithapandaonit]

5+ headcanons for the teen might au bc it's one of your best and my new obsession!

oh! you changed your icon!

also,,, hskjghsjg yes okay

1) aizawa actually comes to really respect all might as his co-worker, so it comes as a complete surprise when he sees toshinori goofing off with izuku the first time. toshinori will be completely responsible for the majority of their interactions and then sometimes out of nowhere he'll do something completely stupid without prompting and it reminds aizawa that wait a second his co-worker isn't even an adult what the fuck does nedzu even know why would nedzu hire a teenager

2) i think toshinori and fumikage would get along well, like how fumikage and izuku get along well. i think izuku and fumikage get on far more than toshinori and fumikage, however, because i'm like 90% izuku is a horror nerd and a goth on the inside even if he isn't on the outside. izuku loves watching scary things and he thinks fumikage's dorm room is the best thing he's ever seen. meanwhile toshinori is like,,, he's a nerd but not in the same compatible way they are. maybeee he tries to set them up because my brain sometimes is like WELL i think izuku deserves a goth bf (me: i don't ship things *thinks about obscure ships that don't really get written* oh okay i guess i change my mind 24/7). toshinori is doing his duty as an older brother by annoying izuku in front of his crush and being blatantly obvious at hinting that it is a thing that exists

3) way before the reveal that all might was izuku's cryptid older brother, toshinori would hunt bakugou down after classes to be like uH be NICER to my little brother son best friend or ELSE. and katsuki was just there like WHO ARE YOU

4) the teachers have a bet going on when hound dog will figure out that toshinori is all might. they're careful to just call him yagi in the staff room instead of all might because the fact that hound dog DOESN'T KNOW is the funniest thing to them

5) the first time izuku brings toshinori home with him during their training period to play one of his many all might branded video games, inko cries, much to izuku's embarrassment. she'd been really worried about izuku not having friends and she has no idea where he got this one from but she's glad he has him

[jboofan]

Masterlist

It's in our DNA

Synopsis

1. My brain fell out my head 🧠

2. Fool of a Kook 🤦

3. I kinda need your help 🥺

There's something wrong with Manager Kim YN Master list

Yoongi x YN Part One

Mr Grumpy meets his little Miss Sunshine

Prologue

Part 1 Bloody Foreigners

Part 2 I'm Min Yoongi

Part 3 Hook, Line, Sinker

Part 4 Why do you hate me

Part 5 Bitch, not today

Part 6 I just give up

Part 7 This isn't funny

Part 8 Caught in the middle

Part 9 I don't hate him

Part 10 Shy Guy

Part 11 My heart

Part 12 Coffee Confessions

Part 13 You look pretty

Part 14 Drop Dead Gorgeous

Part 15 Oops

Part 16 Crazy Rich Asians

Part 17 McDonald's and skanks

Part 18 No limits

Part 19 What up big boy

Part 20 One month ago

Part 21 Goodbye

Yoongi x YN Part Two

Part 22 Part Two Prologue

Part 23 Someone that I used to know

Part 24 I hold the power

Part 25 Don't judge me

Part 26 I'm so fucked up

Part 27 I know everything

Part 28 Ahjussi

Part 29 I'm not a fan

Masterlist Chances

YN's about to find out that sometimes a gorgeous man can come up with a plan all his own, and it's a given that it'll mess hers up.

Couple - Jungkook and YN

Tropes - Fake relationship, friends with benefits, friends to lovers, idol au

Master list

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4.1

Chapter 4.2

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10 Bam & Mrs Jeon

Chapter 11 The Break Up

Chapter 12 New York & Busking

Chapter 13 Ballsed Up

Chapter 14 Someone's going to die tonight

Chapter 15 M The Alley

Chapter 16 The Plan

Chapter 17 M

Chapter 18 Cake and Tiddies

Chapter 19 Chicken wings and conundrums

Chapter 20 Dark Skies

Chapter 21 Torture

Chapter 22 Stay Alive

Chapter 23

Chapter 24 Memories

Chapter 25 Dead legs

Chapter 26 So no dog?

Chapter 27 EXO my ass

Chapter 28 His name is Jungkook

Chapter 29 Ending Soon

Masterlist - The River where the Moon rises

Jungkook - The River where the Moon rises -

She told him she would meet him there, at the river where the moon rises. In his heart Jungkook knows one day she will come.

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Taglist:

@craftymoonchaos @bbl32 @ireadthensuetheauthors @pb-n-juju @audreonne @larenelizabeth @kyle-told-me-whats-up @alexayoonlee @forvever-ddaeng @juju-227592

[shiii-kei]

If the TCF Gang are in a university/college au, then this would be how their outing would go:

*Cale jogging towards where the rest of the group are*

Alberu, looking ready to combust: Where were you?!

Cale, hands on his knees catching his breath: One moment I was awake, and then the next thing I knew I passed out while tying my shoes.

Alberu: yOu passed out? In what, an hour?!

Rosalyn, putting her hand on Alberu's shoulder: You know it was more than that.

Alberu: I know, but I am trying to be the understanding but rational adult here who wants to know exactly, WHY??!!

Cale, slightly frowning: Hey, I got insufficient sleep and only had rest for 11 hours. Hence, me passing ou--

Alberu: 11 HOURS?

Cale: Yeah, that's not enough for my brain to work at maximum capacity.

Alberu scoffed in disbelief: The amount of sleep I get on weekends is 6 hours. The most that I could get on weekdays is only 4 hours. You, on the other hand, you get, what, a week worth my slumber in only a single DAY.

Cale: What are you getting so mad at me for? I am not the one doing the meet and greet 24/7 while having to be stuffed with junk every now and then, to be honest, your job sucks Alberu.

Alberu: *gasping* You did not just---

Cale: But I just did and what are you gonna do about it---

Alberu: Cale, you are aLSO A MEMBER OF THE STUDENT COUNCIL. YOUR JOB IS EVEN MORE ARDUOUS THAN MINE---

Choi Han, getting in between the two of them: Alright, alright, calm down children.

Cale & Alberu: Who's a child?!

Alberu: And you're more of a child than me and Cale combined.

Choi Han: ...

Choi Han: Lock, they're bullying me.

Rosalyn: Are you getting help from the true youngest of our group?

Lock: Yeah, I couldn't possibly sovereign the two.

Choi Han: Yeah, you know what? Eruhaben-nim is waiting for us with the rest of the council members so we need to move quickly if we want to reach there on time before something gets out of hand.

Choi Han: And we don't want that.

Alberu: I don't.

Cale: I definitely don't.

Choi Han: So what are we doing, let's go!

Rosalyn, sighing: I wish I had popcorn.

Lock: ...You're eating cheese balls.

Rosalyn: So?

Lock: ...

Lock: *shrugs and gets a cheese ball before entering the car*

Alberu, after setting down inside the car: I really shouldn't have argued with you.

Cale: Are you Alberu Crossman or an impostor with the same horrid attitude as the original but who's kind enough to admit his mistakes?

Alberu: ---because it's futile and full of nonsense and clearly it isn't worth my time, that's what I meant and please no one could ever get to the same wavelength as me.

Cale: No, no. Me and Choi Han and you are in the same league.

Choi Han: I do?

Alberu: He is?

Cale: Choi Han can be more mischievous and devious than both of us combined. Trust me, I've seen him.

Alberu: ...Rosalyn, you know about this?

Rosalyn: There's nothing that I can't know.

Cale: Well, be thankful that I am still sponsoring you.

Alberu: I am having second thoughts.

Cale: Drive the damn car, will you?

Lock: S-Sorry!

Rosalyn, tapping Cale on the arm: Lock's the driver.

Cale: Oh, really, sorry. I was already wearing my eye mask on.

Alberu: You--- Haaaa...

I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GOING TO TAKE THIS LONG IT WAS JUST THE APUR AT THE MOMENT DIALOGUES.

[maddenleftchat]

Could you do headcanons about platonic yandere ghostbur and revivebur with a child reader? And can the reader be the same one from the Wilbur with a child reader headcanons

Triggers: mention of stalking, mention of near death, mention of slight possessive behaviors, and mild yandere like behaviors. Safe for all to read. Mainly wholesome.

Enjoy.

Ghostbur

Honestly, Ghostbur with a child darling is like the most wholesome and confusing thing you will ever see.

You, as a child (7-10), don't know anything about the world.

And Ghostbur, being a ghost who lost his memories, also doesn't know anything about the world.

Some would even go as far to say that he himself is even a child.

Sure Ghostbur knows what's dangerous, how to craft, use weapons, and ect.

But social wise, he is about as useful as an inside out umbrella on a rainy day.

So this is going to be an adventure for the both of you.

~

So how did you two meet?

Well, Ghostbur was taking a nice walk around the SMP, when he saw a kid.

A kid that was about to fall into a deep hole.

WAIT-

A KID ABOUT TO FALL INTO A DEEP HOLE?!

Yep.

That was his thought process, right before he flew over to you, and quickly pulled you back.

"Oh my XD! Are you okay?! You're not hurt are you?!"

He would say it multiple times until you answer.

But you were just yanked away from your likely demise, and your child brain can only handle so much.

So least to say it scared him when you had a lack of response.

But when you did finally reply, Ghostbur was relieved.

Though the quiet only lasted so long before he started to interrogate you out of worry.

"Where are your parents?!"

"Do they know you're out here?!"

"Why were you standing so close to the edge of that hole?!"

"How did you get here?"

"Where are you from?"

"Where do you live?"

"How old are you?"

"What's your name?"

"Where can we find your parents?"

These questions and so much more were tossed in your direction.

You were barely able to answer one, before another one was thrown your way.

So in the end, all you replied with was:

"I...I don't know."

And with this, Ghostbur was completely stunned.

~

After finding out that you don't remember your parents, Ghostbur will let you live with him.

This relationship will consist more of an inexperienced with children uncle and his niece/nephew/gender neutral term for that.

Ghostbur will have this overwhelming need to be very protective of you, but in a gentle manner.

Unlike a romantic darling, Ghostbur doesn't want your attention on him 24/7.

But he still does watch from afar.

Whenever you're out playing with the animals of a forest, or children villagers, he watches you with hawk eyes.

And the instant any danger threatens to appear, Ghostbur is bringing you back home.

He'll likely keep you inside for the next day or so, just to make sure you're safe.

~

The people he allows you to hang out with are a lot more versatile compared to the other DSMP members.

He allows you to hang out with the following:

Niki

Tubbo

Tommy (while supervised)

Ranboo

Ph1lza

Technoblade

~

Ghostbur is a fairly disorganized being, so your growing up will be a bit messy.

But he tried his best to keep a schedule with you.

Don't be surprised if you have Ph1lza around a lot to help get you and his life in order.

What about an education?

Well, Techno is obviously your history teacher.

And...Ph1lza is everything else.

Hey!

They try though.

~

Ghostbur's main house rules are:

1- Be home by dark

2- Don't hang out with anyone your not allowed to

3- Tell him when your leaving/coming home

4- Always have a knife on you

5- Sundays are family days

6- use common sense.

~

In short: Living/having Ghostbur as a guardian is fairly laid back, except for the constant feeling of being watched. He isn't as possessive or bad as the others. 8/10.

Word count: 633

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Thanks for reading!

[noridoorman]

Jake & Leon - Reacting to reader having an irregular heartbeat (arrythmia)

Got the idea from @hex-touchstarved cause I thought it would be so adorable if your SO would lay their head on your chest, chilling and listening to your heartbeat without knowing it's extremely irregular and they just freak out like "BABE, DON'T DIE ON ME-"

Also, I should be continuing my 4000 words Trickster fanfiction but want to spoil my favs here instead, cause THEY DESERVE IT FOR BEING AWESOME!

Jake Park

There's so much that Jake knows. His prestigious school taught all sorts of topics and fed the students with loads of informations that they wouldn't need in the future. The exact measurements of the great Chinese wall, remembering what the organs of flies are called, random historical figuers, and all of Shakespeares plays, etcetera, etcetera. All of those random facts have piled into his brain somewhere in the deepest pits of his conscious where he'll only access those when something reminds him of them. Maybe someone would like to know how breathe from their butt? Or what Shakespeares enemies were called.

But human biology? Throw it all away, Jake cares NOTHING about it. Maybe it was the painful monotone voice of his biology teacher or the fact that the students faces were glued 24/7 on biology books that turned it into Jake's most hated subject. All the information went right in his ears and left immediately before his brain could process those words. The teacher would talk about all sorts of bpring and useless informations. The only thing that stuck to him were topics about the heart, nothing else. And only because you had opened up to him about your arrythmia without going in depth what it does.

On one quiet evening after assaulting each other with love and tickles you two rested on the couch, exhausted to the core. You in particular were embedded in sweat and a red hue on your cheeks making Jake pinch them playfully. Jake was on top of you, nuzzling your nose before resting his head on your chest. Your hands tangled themselves in his hair doing soft strokes with your fingers. He hummed softly and closed his eyes, ready to fall asleep to the soothing beats of your heart. Until...

Thump, Thump... Thump... Thump, Thump, Thump...

His face pales slightly and his eyes rip open. He presses his head closer to your chest, making sure that he isn't imaging it. But when your heart couldn't find a regular beat, he jumped up from your relaxed position making you jump slightly.

"Jake?! What's wrong? Why are you so pale?" You went to caress his cheek before you took your wrist and dragged you off the couch.

"We're going to a doctor. Now" Jake pulled you all the way to the front door and took your coat out of the closet.

"But why?" A smirk slowly etched to your face as you had a feeling you know what he's talking about.

"Why?! I heard your heartbeat, it was stuttering and... It-It didn't beat properly!" Jake felt out of breath, the worry about you dying messed with his most basic functions. It was you who had to hold his face gently and snile that goddamn smile Jake fell in love with.

"Jake, that's normal. For me, at least. I have arrythmia, my heartbeat is going to be irregular" You chuckle gently and wipe the tears that emerged in the corner of his eyes. His hands felt no longer clammy and the need for oxygen made him slowly regain breathing pattern.

"Okay..." He breathes out. "You're okay..."

"Yes, I am! Wanna cuddle some more or eat something together?" You mess little with his hair that stuck to his forehead. He snakes his arms around your waist and smiles.

Leon S Kennedy

(I haven't finished RE2 yet because the zombies are BITCHES. I've got most of my info about him through RE4 and RE6 and hexy's blog dedicated to simp over him)

After the events of Raccoon City, there was nothing that Leon wanted to do more than to finally cuddle his SO. He had dreamed about your touch, how you'd comfort him and always have his back. He is a huge simp for you, no doubt, and you knew damn well that once he's home he wants to be spoiled like a wet puppy. And spoiled like a wet puppy he will be, you have already prepared his favorite meal for the night and a few candles to get the romantic atmosphere going!

The three knocks on the wodden door knocked you out of your thhoughts as you rushed over there and ripped it open, revealing Leon S Kennedy himself! His eyes sparkle at the sight of you, his arms almost open subconsciously for a hug. You eushed in the embrace and planted a kiss on his lips.

"Welcome back! I missed you so much!" You were the one to break from the hug (much to Leon's dismay) and pulled him inside to show him the neatly decorated living room. His smile widened when the delicious smell tickled his nose.

"You did this all for me?" He walks towards the table and inspects it all, not finding a single flaw in your decoration. He shuddered at the thought that you might have intruded into his mind and pulled out everything that Leon liked and/or wanted.

"Of course! I wanted to spoil you a little since you were gone for such a long while. I hope you like it" Your gaze fall to the ground but your smile never left your face. You heard Leon chuckling before you were picked up and dropped on the couch.

"Like it? I love it! And I love you" Leon left kisses on random parts of your face between every word of the "I love you" making sure you know just how much he loved you. He dropped his head for a few seconds on your chest, listening to your heartbeat until he moved his head up just to drop it slowly again on your chest.

Zombies that are trying to kill him? He can bear that. But what he cannot bear? Hearing his beloved have an irregular heartbeat.

"Quick, get up" Leon helps you off the couch while you tilt your head to the side. You tried to hold on his shoulders which have tensed up, his face no longer holding that soft smile and the sparkles all erased from his eyes.

"Wha-?"

"Your heartbeat, it's irregular! We have to go to a doctor now-" You clasp your hands on his soft ones and kissed gently his knuckles.

"Honey..." You chuckle which made Leon tilt his head in confusion. "I already told you! I have arrythmia"

"Arryth- What?" Leon's shoulder dropped when your hands moved up there, massaging them.

"Arrythmia. It causes slower, faster or irregular heartbeats in others. In my case, it's irregular" Your giggle increased the more did the realization settle in his expression. "Wanna eat now and then cuddle later?"

"Yeahy that sounds like a good idea. The shock made me a little hungry" He chuckles breathlessly and rests his head on your shoulder.

[yanderepuck]

Wait. What if it happened int he mansion too. That its too early for anyone to properly process French or any other language for the matter.

Napoleon, Jean and Comte being the only ones who can properly process it 24/7

Will has been in France long enough to be okay with the language, but since he lives alone and talks to himself in English, he'll go out and start speaking English and then remember where he is.

Luckily the brother have each other, and Dazai and Sebastian have each other.

For Leonardo you just need to speak a little slower.

Leonardo: Comte, aspetta. Un po' più lento, per favore(Comte, wait. Little slower, please)

Issac grading papers can be a disaster because he starts writing in English and he's like OH SHIT, but he does it in class. He'll forget the french word and writes it in English and hopes no one notices.

But even Jean and Napoleon speak different dialects, so sometimes its hard for them.

When Vincent wakes up int he middle of the night and see's Napoleon, and Napoleon just starts having a conversation. First off, Vincent is half asleep, he can't understand a single word, but smiles and nobs and just replies back in dutch saying "Thank you. Goodnight" and turns around and goes back to bed.

In the music room you just hear Mozart yelling in German for a different number of reasons. Doesn't matter the time of day. Mozart's brain doesn't flick to French mode until someone starts talking to him in French. Then he goes "Wait. I'm in France. Ew"

Dazai gives me vibes that he never even bothered to learn French. Sebastian knows it, but some days he's not feeling it and takes him like 5 minutes to process what you said, and to think of something to say.

Faust and Mozart meet and they are so happy. Faust: Finally! Another German! Mozart: Austria actually Faust: You speak German. I don't care where you're from

The brits tho have a hard time understanding each other since they speak different dialects. Arthur just bc of his Scottish accent, Will for obvious reasons, and Isaac just speaks science.

When I was in London there were two people in my intern group that both spoke German-Swiss, both from Switzerland, but both spoke different dialects, and so there were times they couldn't understand each other, and that really opened my eyes to how complicated languages are.

Because this means besides the Brothers, and Sebastian and MC, no one is understanding anyone. Sebastian and MC probably know more proper way of speaking French, while Napoleon is more laid back, and Jean is none of those.

Arthur uses words that didn't exist to Isaac so he's like "WHAT ARE YOU SAYING"

Everyone at the mansion probably learns a combination of a laid back-proper French from hearing people speak, and actively learning it.

Napoleon is like "You really don't have to use that word" And Theo is like "??? What do you mean?? Isn't that how it's said"

And Napoleon and Comte do that a lot to the residents.

Mozart and Faust wouldn't even technically be speaking the same German more than likely.

Then there's Dazai trying to speak Spanish to Leonardo.

[dark-and-kawaii]

𝓡𝓮𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓼𝓽 : Makki and Matsukawa would totally share the same pussy and that thought alone makes my brain go brrr 🥴 same with tsumu and samu sharing 💦 do you think ushi would share with tendo sorry my brain is on a three way kick

𝓟𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 : Hanamaki x Reader x Matsukawa - Atsumu x Reader x Osamu - Ushijima x Reader x Tendou

𝓦𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼 : NSFW - Fluff - I love them

𝓐𝓾𝓽𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓼 𝓝𝓸𝓽𝓮 : I 100% agree they would be in a poly relationship with you xoxo and thats how it would be. But again I'm going to try and capture how they'd actually be when sharing xoxo I hope you like it!!! I hope I captured them xoxo!!!

Matsukawa and Makki 100% are both in a relationship with you and they love every minute of it.

They don't do anything with one another but they sure as hell do a lot to you. Making you break between them is something they both look forward to damn near every day.

Matsukawa works during the day and because Makki is currently jobless he's left to "take care" of you. Don't worry, Makki makes sure you're nice and satisfied before you leave the house. Makes sure you leave feeling full, if you catch my drift. 

Speaking of being full, you'll more than likely be with them for the long run because they honestly couldn't imagine being with anyone else… and they both want a kid… of their own. 

They will be filling you up with their cum till you're nice and pregnant, and there isn't really a plan. They both just fuck you and see who's kid comes first. 

If Makki's kid comes first then you're off limits until Matsukawa gets you pregnant… they aren't trying to raise more than two kids… Neither of them could afford it as much as they'd love to see you pregnant 24/7.

Both are protective of you. If you're at a bar with them and they see some guy getting handsy with you they will come up behind you- Makki snakes his arm around your waist while Matsukawa wraps his arms around your neck. 

They'll put on a small show for the ass hat who dared tried to swoop you up,  Makki starts to raise your sexy little dress and Matsukawa begins to mark your neck. 

After the guy hastily makes his way out of the bar -stumbling in the process- Matsu and Makki push you in the men's restroom to have some fun with you. 

Osamu and Atsumu will share you for about a year or two before Atsumu breaks down and forces you on the spot to pick one of them. 

You didn't ever see yourself being in such a  predicament, but here you were… stuck between the Miya twins as they fight over who gets to date you. 

Atsumu is the one who grabs you by your arm and pins you to his chest, his other hand running through your hair "(y/n) knows who the better choice is!"

Osamu is next to grab you by your arm and yank you to his own chest, "Do ya feel threatened by ya much better lookin twin!!"

Atsumu was furious and in a blind rage he thought what he was saying was the best thing "HOW BOUT WE SHARE HER THEN!" 

His plan was to prove to you he was the better twin…

Its not all the time, but now and then they will both tag team you and spit roast you.

Atsumu isn't a fan of sharing -even though this was his idea…  he's an idiot-.

Osamu isn't really a fan of it either. Samu however won't ever admit it… but he loves to smirk at his brother devilishly when pounding into your tight cunt. Making you scream his name and moan in pure bliss. He knows he's bigger than Atsumu and it makes him cum ten times harder knowing he can please you and reach deeper than his twin. 

Thus what starts to claw at Atsumu. He knows he knows much better tricks and moves in bed but the way you moan for Osamu is different.

Samu hates it when he's trying to sleep and Atsumu has you caged underneath him, pounding you raw and making you scream as he bites down on your neck. Osamu likes a sleep schedule and Atsumu loves fucking it up with your help.

There are decent days where they do actually enjoy sharing you. 

Osamu will make you your favorite for lunch and Atsumu will have you in his lap while you and him both eat samu's delicious meal. It makes Osamu smile tenderly, watching both you and his twin enjoy his food. 

Atsumu enjoys walking in on you and Samu playing video games, his twin laying atop of you lazily while smashing the B button. It makes Atsumu want to jump on the two of you, so he does :). 

Nights like those usually end with all three of you curled up. Osamu with half his body on you and Atsumu wrapping himself around your other half. Or you'll be snuggled into Osamu’s back and Atsumu will be spooning you. They don't admit it until it's the end of the relationship, but they both really liked sleeping like that. 

Both keep an eye on you when out in public and to be honest no one ever tries to mess with you when they're around, it's nice.

About a year and a half goes by and Atsumu is starting to make it big, more girls are trying to get him in their bed and he hates it. He wants you and only you. He wants a family. 

Osamu is starting to feel similar feelings, he wants a child to feed his food to, he wants you to himself in his own bed and he wants you to work at his restaurant with him…

You're all having dinner when Atsumu aggressively slams him utensils down and stands up dramatically, "Ya gotta pick (y/n), me or him." Both him and Samu's heads are hanging low… one of their hearts were about to shatter, they just hoped it wasn't theirs. 

You were originally JUST Tendou's girlfriend. He doesn't share, and you sure as hell didn't want some grimey girl to put their hands on him. 

But, things change and now Ushijima is on top of you pounding into you as if you were going to be his last lay. His cock slamming into your cervix as you cry fresh tears. 

Ushijima looks up at Tendou who is now caressing your cheek, wiping away your tears, "its okay, she's enjoying it.  My little bunny is just really sensitive and is trying to hold back her climax." 

Ushijima has never had a girlfriend before and he never really was interested in one until he met you. He was jealous of you and Tendou and eventually his guessing best friend caught on. 

Tendou is the one who offered Ushijima to join in the next time you and him had sex,  that it would only be a one time thing. But that one time turned into another time and then a third time until finally it was just a normal thing.

Now you have two tall men in your life who want nothing more than to please you and make you happy. 

When they're both out at the mall or grabbing groceries they'll both either find a small pin for you or some small trinket and bring it home for you. Or if they're at the grocery store they will both pick out a treat specially for you.

Ushijima sometimes doesn't know what to pickout for you though so Tendou will walk up to him smiling and help, "no no, this one! She'll like these the most!"

They both enjoy curling up with you on the couch to watch movies and fall asleep. Ushi and Tendou are big babies and it always makes you giggle when they both fall asleep on you.

Bedtime is HOT, and not as in sexy hot but sweaty hot. My god both these beast put out a lot heat and as much as you try you can never roll away from them. If its not Tendou pulling you back to them its Ushi wrapping his strong arm around you so you can't move. 

Best to sleep naked or in your undies babe.

~ 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓚𝓲𝔀𝓲 𝔁𝓸𝔁𝓸

[bakubabes-tatakae]

Here are my own current Bokuto brain rot thirsty ass thoughts.

I also find "hair down" Bo just kicking it into level 2 sexy overdrive mode...especially after his shower.

Morning Glory wood-- like I refuse to believe this man doesn't deal with morning wood. Best time in my opinion to get a session in

Domestic Bo and your grandma and aunts are just spoiling him with food at your family get together. Of course once he manages to sneak away with you. He makes it up to you.

Frustrated Bokuto that doesn't want to "talk it out" only wants to fuck it out. No he aint mad at you...could be work related frustration.

Bokuto's cock print in sweatpants that is all...

Let me just say something about all of these real quick. Delicious. 🤤

Hair down Bokuto is like no other and he knows just how much it drives you wild. He'll take his shower in the morning before he heads off to practice, but he leaves his hair as the last thing that he does. He loves the way you drool a the sight of it as you both get ready for the day. And this man is not above doing a little morning make-out session if you catch him at the right time. But don't think you're gonna get a make-out session in with him that doesn't usually always end up with a toss in the sheets. This man will literally pick your ass up and carry you over his shoulder back to the bedroom if he has to. A morning session will keep you both good for the day. He'll remind you that going to work after stress relief means you'll have a better day.

And the mornings that you wake up before him are always fun. I agree, I refuse to believe that the man doesn't have the most glorious of morning wood. And I also refuse to believe that this man isn't absolutely thrilled to be woken up by you straddling his hips and taking advantage of him. As soon as those spongy walls engulf his cock he'll be feral. His hands will dig into your hips and keep you in place while he completely takes over, his hips bucking hard into you.

He would be the most spoiled of people at family functions. Your whole family forgets that you are even there once Bokuto is in the room. He's the type of guy that you take home to make your family proud. Bokuto will eat anything and everything they make for him and he'll never ever tell them no. His family knows that the key to his heart is food so it's basically bombarded on him. But once he can finally get away he'll be sure to take you to the nearest field to hide from everyone to remind you that you'll always be his one and only focus in life. You're his and he won't let anything make you forget that. He's extra rough as he pins down, just his jacket between you and the ground. He wants you to scream, he wants you to scratch. No one is around to hear you, let it all out.

When he comes home from a bad day at work you can always tell when he's stressed. The way he carries himself around the house is different, the way he talks to you is different. You know the one trick that will always make him feel better. It's not "Ko... do you wanna talk about it?" it's "Ko... do you wanna remind me just who's the boss around here?". He'll never turn it down, never ever. This man wants to fuck all the hatred and stress out on you and you'll gladly let him. Frustrated Bokuto is a whole new animal in bed and you crave for it. You hate to see him stressed, but the way he wraps that hand around your throat and tells you how greedy you are, makes your loins ache. "Who the hell do you think you are, huh? I'm the god damned man in this house, aren't I?"

And PLEASE, the times he walks around the house in his sweatpants are delicious. This man is packing and nobody can change my mind on that fact. There's always a perfect definition of that thick cock in the front of his sweatpants and the more you tease him around the house the more prominent it's going to be. Just let your hand graze over it and he'll be like putty for you.

Thirst Hours Are 24/7 😈

[notzilon]

achillesmonochrome I really love this idea but, what bugs me is...why she became the champion if she didn't want it? I mean, you go to the league, and then the champion has been defeated by N, you eventually win, and then you have the post-game. You don't become the champion unless you go again to the elite 4

I'M SO GLAD YOU ASKED.

Okay so you bring up an excellent point and typically, yes, I would agree this is a plot hole! However I have incurable brain disease that makes me think about world building and the implications of children's media 24/7, so I accept no responsibility for the unhinged garbage that's about to come out of my hands and directly into your eyes Pokemon BW is a story whose major themes for the MC are consent, agency, and societal pressure. (As an aside, this is why I prefer Hilda - these themes particularly resonate with me as a lady.) Anyway. Stay with me here.

When Hilda, Cheren, and Bianca start their journey, it's so innocent, man. Bianca wants to find herself, Cheren explicitly wants to become champion, and Hilda is intended to be a blank slate to project onto. Except she's not, not entirely - we can infer a lot just from her character design and how the characters in the game react to her. She's tomboyish, probably rough around the edges. There's a good chance that she's not looking to do pokemon battling professionally but is still very good at it (many rivals are upset when they lose, but Cheren is consistently baffled by why Hilda always wins. It isn't like Silver who is learning how to love or something, Cheren is clearly intended to be a competent and skilled trainer in-canon, yet he just Can't Win,) she's most likely empathetic (see also: good at pokemon, these critters react to trust and love,) she's got a heroic nature (the average person is not willing to stick their neck out to throw down with a cult) and she's got a lot of hesitancy in literally every step of the plot. The last point might not be true for a lot of players, especially if you tend to say Yes to prompts, but the experience is a lot different if you let Hilda say No. Because, obviously, it's a game. But Thou Must. The show must go on. The script has been written and the prophecy has been foretold.

Hilda's life changed when she stepped out of her home town and met N, because in giving him the spark of doubt that would allow him to regain faith in humanity's ideal, she got an obsessive stalker. N decides, completely on his own, that if he is to be one half of the heroes of legend, then Hilda has to be the other half. What was supposed to be a fun journey adventure for Hilda and her friends soon becomes about fulfilling a prophecy, which N is constantly trying to goad Hilda into. He's pleased when she answers yes/agrees with him but any no answer is met with sneering, condescending nastiness. He wants Hilda to fulfill the prophecy because that's how he achieves his dream and proves that his way of thinking is Correct, giving him the leverage to change how Unova is structured. And like. The adults around Hilda just Do Not have her back like they should? Alder gives her Zekrom's rock prison and just tells her hey, good luck kid. If I lose it's all on you. And she can say no here!! She can refuse! And if she does, all Alder does is continue to push the Dark Stone into Hilda's hands, telling her that he's sorry, it has to be this way, it's not fair to her but she has to step up to do this if he fails. The whole of Unova is resting on her young shoulders.

And it ends up being true. Zekrom responds to her, at the final moment - because even if she said no every chance she got, when the cards are down, she still helps. Uncertain and unsure, dragged into this whirlwind of legends and fate, she counters the factually true statement that humanity is capable of unending cruelty with the ideal that humanity is also capable of incredible kindness and good. (As an aside, Zekrom and Reshiram represent yin and yang. Yin, the dark, the feminine, that which is acted upon. Yang, the light, the masculine, that which has its will acted out. It's interesting how it lines up.) The reluctant hero is victorious, and she certainly did choose to follow through with the plan, but how much of that agency can be attributed to the constant pressure held to the back of her neck? So there Hilda is. She's sixteen, she's the hero that saved Unova, and she's got every single eye on her. Of course she's going to be Champion. The Champion is the region's strongest trainer, the face of the region, the one who travels and solves problems. Who better but the one who is already a legendary hero? It doesn't matter if Hilda says no.

[well-fuuuck]

So I was writing a headcanon I had on some rocky relationships in the chain, but then my brain started projecting onto Hyrule. So now y'all get to have this lengthy headcanon of how Hyrule warmed up to the Chain.

I think it takes Hyrule a long time to warm up to any of the Links.

Wind is the first just because Wind is friends with all of them - he's so friendly and talkative it was easy for Hyrule to be around him. Wind would lead the conversation, making it a simple task for Hyrule to follow

It didn't take long for Hyrule to figure out Legend was the hero of Legend from the stories he was told all his childhood - all it took was Legend giving a very short synopsis of his adventures. Since finding that out, he made more of an effort to get to know Legend - they quickly became best friends.

Hyrule and Wild were sent out to go get firewood one day - it quickly became apparent that they both loved exploring and finding new and interesting things. They became fast friends after that.

When Warriors saw Hyrule fighting with his magic, he made it his end goal to truly befriend the guy. Warriors would not stop bothering Hyrule with questions about his magic and his own era. Eventually, Hyrule accepted the nagging and bonded with the captain over fighting styles and teasing.

Sky is a friendly guy, ok? One day, Hyrule and Sky just started a conversation; Sky was talking about Skyloft and Hyrule couldn’t get enough of the stories. And in turn, Sky listened to Hyrule’s stories about his own land. Hyrule appreciated the apt attention Sky gave him and how there was no judgment about how dangerous his Hyrule could be. Sky was a safe person to talk to, Hyrule found out.

Hyrule was nervous around Time - it was obvious Time had been through some shit and he was the leader of the group. Hyrule isn't used to taking orders, so it was a bit awkward at first. It didn't take long to find out Time wasn't as surly as he pretended to be though - he was secretly a teddy bear and that made it easier for Hyrule to bond with Time.

Four was...weird. Not in an overt way, just in small things he did (mumbling to himself 24/7, talking to invisible mice, etc). And Hyrule knows he can't judge, bc he knows he is weird too. But the traits made Hyrule just a little wary. But then one day, Hyrule accidentally saw Four turn Minish-size while he was in his fairy form. They bonded over their tininess and became good friends.

I’m a fan of Hyrule being able to sense magic so - he initially never got close to Twilight, physically or emotionally. The dark magic that surrounded Twilight put Hyrule on edge and made him wary and distrustful of the rancher. He saw that everyone else trusted him, so he never said anything about the dark magic. It wasn’t until one day that he’d gotten lost exploring, got himself into some trouble, and Twilight was the one to come help that he started to trust the rancher some. And once the Wolfie thing is revealed and explained, he becomes a lot more willing to hang around Twilight.