#my brain has been dead

[captainjimothycarter]

!!

“did you… ?” prompts ˗ˏˋ꒰ 🍊 ꒱

⋆ “did you miss me?”

⋆ “did you eat today?”

⋆ “did you know about it?”

⋆ “did you really think i wouldn’t be able to tell?”

⋆ “did you sleep well?”

⋆ “did you do all this?”

⋆ “did you mean it?”

⋆ “did you really say that?”

⋆ “did you ever really love me?”

⋆ “did you lie about that too?”

⋆ “did you ever stop and think about how this would make me feel?”

⋆ “did you mean for this to happen?”

⋆ “did you mean any of it?”

⋆ “did you do this just for me?”

⋆ “did you even consider that there’d be consequences to your actions?”

⋆ “did you really just call me [insert nickname/wrong name]?”

⋆ “did you come all the way over here just to say that?”

⋆ “did you realise how this would look?”

⋆ “did you know i felt this way about you?”

⋆ “did you need to do that here? now?”

[saewokhrisz]

swing with me

[lorastyrels]

Up to the light, with his Eurydice;

[cangrellesteponme]

wife

[anemonet]

[Outtake from iterator Prosperity of Populace final speach to her citizen before its disassembly.]

[naturalharmonicas]

Wild West by Gregory and the Hawk

[laurasimonsdaughter]

Consider: depressed necromancers forced to go on mental health walks by their creations

"Get up, go outside."

It was like being ordered around by a chill running down his spine. He gave a blind, swatting wave into the space around him. "Piss off."

"Ha! You sure must be regretting studying resurrections instead of banishments, hm?" the ghostly voice echoed at the edge of his hearing. "I have aaall the time in the world."

It was absolutely killing him that turning off his hearing aids didn't work against ghosts. He opened his eyes, staring blankly up at the by now familiar shape floating above him. The look in the spectral eyes was infuriatingly soft.

"Come on. One little walk. And I won't give you any grief about your meal choices tonight."

"It's still light out," he gritted, too tired to even raise his voice. "And you can't make me."

The shining eyes narrowed. "Not yet I can't, but I'll learn. And I bet I'll be able to start chucking bottles of vitamin D at your head long before I'm strong enough to move your sorry ass."

"I did you a favour, you wanted this. And this is the thanks I get?"

Somehow the chill turned warm for a second while the ghost smiled with his whole face. "Yeah. I'm paying it forward."

He pulled the couch pillow over his head. "Go haunt somewhere else."

"Or, you could leave and go for a-"

"Fine, I'll go for a damn walk."

The ghostly laughter followed him all the way to the door and for a second it felt like the grey sludge gave way—

He paused with his hand on the key in the lock. "...are you coming or what?"

[kylacxie]

bro said “i can fix him” and actually did it

[dont-offend-the-bees]

Imagine if the Cat King died again and was reborn as a big fluffy maine coon cat with chonky paws and a big ol' primordial pouch and then he shifted to human form and he's not any taller but he's wide and he's chubby and he has body hair and a belly and shaggy brown hair and the same old wicked smile and bitchy sex appeal and flouncy robes and sooo much jewellery but he's fat and he's hairy and post cancelled i think i hauve covid

[nineteen-rats]

some more tey halt & crowley because im defective

[sensitiveheartless]

Ok, so Muppet AU! Every ability user in canon is a muppet, except for Dazai, who nullifies both abilities and the physical state of being a muppet!

Now that that’s established:

Bram is already kind of a muppet, right?

(Whenever Bram spreads the vampirism, the newly infected muppet just gains a pair of glued-in fangs)

Corruption is just muppet-Chuuya on a string, being swung wildly about like the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Imagine you are a muppet for as long as you can remember, and then one weird human pokes you, and suddenly you are also human for the first time alsksjdjf

Oh and the best part of this AU is Ranpo!!! Because if Fukuzawa convinced Ranpo that he had an ability when he was fifteen, then that means that Fukuzawa simultaneously had to convince a human boy that he was a muppet.

And Ranpo believes this for years.

Ranpo, a human man: “Haha, I have the best ability in the agency! >:D”

Atsushi, a tiger-muppet who has just learned how all this works:

[leocxre]

his autistic swag has an iron grip on my psyche

[fallen-goldfishcracker]

I hear "the only thing a god's ever given me is a cold shoulder," and I think of Wyll Ravenguard, seventeen years old, young and hopeful, in whose care his father, his hero, the greatest man he knows, has left the entire city of Baldur's Gate to, being faced with imminent destruction and death beyond anything he's ever known, and praying, desperately, with everything he has, to the gods- the ones who were meant to be good and kind and care about the lives of tens of thousands of innocent people- and having the only response be a devil, and she wants his soul.

[cazzythefrogking]

i love oblivious remus in wolfstar

remus who never knew how to tell romantic and platonic feelings apart

who didnt even realize liking boys was an option for him until sirius kissed him for the first time

who then full on gay panicked

and sirius tried to share the very little knowledge he had gotten from marlene

and they were both kinda like

"is this friendship? this is friendship right?" and then they asked james and he was like "uhm. no. that is not friendship"

anyways. thats the post

[arthursfuckinghat]

Man, rdr2 has really cursed us with mourning a man that died theoretically 125 years ago

[gods-perfect-idiots]

something something blood-soaked hands cradling your face something something

anyway here's the post btw