#my boyfriend was asleep

[weirdgirlbymommylonglegs]

feeling very break stuff limp bizkit rn

[shikanji]

dream spill

[girlsdads]

📽 bts of drive the dream with daniel ricciardo

[pagesupinflames]

can’t let the homies know i fw bf asmr

(i swear im normal i swear to fucking god it’s not what you think i swear to god it’s not what you think they have lore there’s actual stories within the porn don’t even look at the porn look at the stories look at the lore please look at the lore)

[rcmclachlan]

wip wednesday

From THEE most self-indulgent thing I've ever written:

When Tommy walks into the living room, Jee-Yun is bent over the couch and kicking her legs. She smiles smugly. "I beat you!"

"Yeah, you smoked me," he agrees. "You going to hog the whole thing or can I sit down too?"

"It's all mine!" Giggling, she shimmies onto the couch on her belly and spreads out. She then pushes up with a disgruntled look. "I don't like Uncle Buck's couch."

"Jee-Yun, I'll give you twenty bucks if you tell him that."

A couple of weeks ago he gave Evan a handjob on that couch and then had to see a chiropractor about it—not to mention the leather was so slippery that Evan slid off the damn thing mid-orgasm and nearly gave himself a concussion on the coffee table.

[neosatsuma]

Sorry about your boyfriend, he fell off the ship. again, yeah. yeah and uh, well he cracked his head on the gunwale and went under-- and we were ready, sir! we was all expecting the,, but he-- well he was all tangled up in the line so we-- oh no, sir, we did of course of course Captain, he's right over-- yes. ah. Well. There he is, then. mighty sorry again. sir.

[xochimillilili]

Falling peacefully asleep thinking of their face, their voice, their heart, their brain, the way they breath, the way their eyes glow, and that smile they give me, and how I'll get to wake up and see and talk and be with them all over again tomorrow like I always do

[denndrawings]

Finished reading The Táin, bon appetit.

As always credits to @sissiarte for the design muack 💙

[gerardwayoftheday]

today is tuesday, june 13, 2023. have a great tuesday and enjoy your gerard way of the day.

[delusional-mishaps]

since i've made a post about cross waking up his lover with kisses and snuggles i couldn't stop thinking about epic...

his s/o isn't allowed to sleep in the same room as him, simply because he's afraid he'll hurt them. he kicks and punches and moves around a lot, and sometimes wakes up to bone attacks scattered about.

he doesn't want them to be injured, so they have to sleep in a different room. but it isn't unusual for him to creep into their room after a nightmare, quietly crawling into their bed to snuggle with them.

sometimes they wake up. when they do, they kiss him and whisper soothing words to him, holding conversation to both calm him, ground him, and keep him awake. they know he doesn't like to sleep.

but when they don't, he gets to snuggle against them, watching as they sleep so peacefully. and he's so glad they can sleep so soundly, that they get to have pleasant dreams. they deserve it, they're beautiful and amazing and he still can't believe they're dating a loser like him...

he loves them. he loves that they can get a good night's sleep, even if he can't. and the sleepy smile on their face when they wake up, and he's the first thing they see... he falls in love all over again every time.

[prince-peachie]

The way it’s just fandom culture to fixate and ship two characters who show up for two seconds in a book

[hamletthedane]

My neighbor just leaned across the 50ft-drop gap between our apartment balconies to hand me a 6-pack of Shiner as a bribe to finish watching Red White & Royal Blue with him and his British boyfriend (“you don’t understand - it’s ABOUT THE TWO OF US!!”), and I think snapshots of time like this are probably the meaning of life

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

rewatching dead poets society for the first time in 4 years and i had to pause to make this it came to me in a Vision:

[emovulture]

When it's around the time he wake up but he hasn't texted you yet like he always does:

[camels-pen]

Usopp: Zoro, where are my Shuriken Stars?

Zoro: why are you asking me?

Usopp: because you're the only other person who uses my locker

Zoro: oh yeah. i put them in the Cook's locker last night. wasn't enough space.

Sanji: what-

Usopp: space for what?

Zoro: me, duh

[old-stoneface]

jingo handcuff scene tribute. i wish i could draw more of this scene between vetinari and vimes but . i think it would make my head explode. i like them.

theres some suggestive drawings under the cut.......

first one is from august 2023, the other is from a few days ago. posting them together bc theyre pretty much a set dfkjglfdk i wasnt planning on drawing two images of vimes in a collar with vetinari holding his leash, but, well, it all comes to me in beautiful visions