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gerardwayoftheday · 2 years ago

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today is tuesday, june 13, 2023. have a great tuesday and enjoy your gerard way of the day.

#oops i almost forgot #i was about to fall asleep then i shot up and said 'UH OH SPAGHETTIO'#outloud #my boyfriend said wtf #im so tired i almsot fell aslewp posting this #mcr #gerard way #gerard way of the day

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smileysuh · 5 months ago

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it's the way I legit just got in my first motorcycle crash with my boyfriend, got out of that ditch completely unscaled, with not so much as a broken nail 💅 and I'm right back to writing smut not four hours later so I can get out this month's fics 😂

#the guy behind us said i LEAP FROGGED OVER MY BOYFRIEND #it's the way I immediately stood up and everyone was like wtf #my boyfriend is hurt worse than I am but no broken bones #my spirit guides were GUIDING tonight ya'll #they said #you gotta finish this fae knight jaehyun fic #and start your cop mingyu/cheol fic #you bet your ass imma deliver #i'll caretake my man while he's hurting #and he can play videogames while I write smut #it's the perfect balance really

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emo-protagonist · 7 months ago

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guys i love him

#he said he was off the grid bro wtf does this man get up to in his spare time 😭😭😭#misha collins is not a real person #misha collins #tag watches supernatural #supernatural #castiel #<— literally my boyfriend #kamala harris

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forcebookish · 1 year ago

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what an insane thing to say. like. be more in love

#it's like that scene in fma where winry realizes her feelings for ed wtf #i actually forgot he said this #book throughout this interview is just like. well. force is my boyfriend now no takebacksies #my caps #forcebook

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shatterthefragments · 25 days ago

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My coworker trying to set me up with any man that comes in is absolutely hilarious.

Was the technician cute? Yeah kinda. But he also turned out to have a wife and a 19 year old child so my initial “ah he’s a technician and therefore and expert and therefore probably way too old for me” was absolutely correct.

Also one of our coworkers but while he’s cute he smokes which is an instant dealbreaker. Like if I come in when he’s smoking I have to hold my breath through my mask it’s so fucking bad. (This goes for everyone that smokes outside the entry door but. Anyway)

#she’s. yeah. I’m not bringing up that I’m queer. she’d probably be ok bc she knows a coworker has a boyfriend but. I don’t want to.#shatters’ fragments #shatters’ nonexistent love life #and again. I’m not going to try to build a life with you if I don’t generally feel safe with you #and most people don’t wear masks anymore #so I’d never really feel safe with them #and this is kinda huge for like. boundaries I enforce and revelations #bc I’d rather be lonely than six feet under now #whereas before if you promised to say you love me I’d let you do anything to me #which. I know. is Bad #and it’s all still hypothetical bc I haven’t fucking dated anyone #and still flip flop on if I even want to (the yearning says yes. the mind says uh. no wtf not right now at the very least)#bc the physical touch I yearn for is. again. literally. a cuddly cat would be perfect fuck people I don’t need them.#and if it’s sex (which I am also unsure I want bc texturally it’s a nightmare for me) I have toys #like yeah maybe my bar is on the floor ‘wears a mask and is nice’#but also my willingness to use some Time that I could be doing literally anything else (art/friends/etc) to be now put aside for a romance??#UNSURE #sure it would be easier if someone else finds someone for me. but do I even want that?#(visions of being snug in the middle both being spooned and spooning another dance in my head.)#(but toss a heat bag over my waist and nestle myself between two giant stuffies and it’s close enough on my twin bed anyway)#hmm. could always say If You Want Any Chance At Grandkids You Have To Pay For My Therapy but. hmmm (I’m still owed therapy bc I said so)#(they took it as a joke when I said if they went with that option they’d owe me therapy for it though)#bc fuck bodily autonomy of children amiright 😭#I used to have crushes that I would TRY so hard for. but currently I just? don’t. well.#maybe that one couple that has come to both my workplaces as customers were nice THEYRE CUTE and they wear masks. for them I’d try probably #but there’s literally no reason to assume they’d ever want me. or that they’re polyamorous. or that they’re open. or anything.#but I very much enjoy seeing them around town every time I do :)#I always prefer to be enamoured with characters instead. it’s safe bc it’s not real. (I don’t want to examine that rn)#I’ll probably turn right around and change my mind and have a crush on my Sailing Guy again next time I see him but. alas. he’s wonderful #idk idk. I should. I should get up and have food

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louisgayvodka · 2 months ago

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#my sister and her boyfriend piss me off #my sister said the shirt my nephew got was ‘too feminine’#it a fucking red long sleeve shirt?#and then her boyfriend got something that was purple and he’s like ‘ we’ll have to return that because that color is for girls’#like wtf #it’s a fucking color #and my niece was making fun of me because i’m wearing spider-man socks #she kept saying ‘are you a boy? spider man is for boys’#and ik that her parents influence #it just makes me so upset that they’re raising their child like that #but what can ya do #and one of my niece was so rude when my mom gave her a present #it was a mouse dressed as a ballerina and played music #and she said ‘are you freaking kidding me?i didn’t ask for this’#and my sister just laughed #which made my mom a little sad #and i’m just like why are teaching your kids that it okay to act this way #idk maybe i’m overreacting #but i’m just done being in her house #sorry for the rant

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infiniteseriesofhalfways · 3 months ago

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the passage of time needs to stop

apparently my sister's goddaughter has a boyfriend?? I remember when her mom was pregnant, my mother made her a baby quilt. she's old enough to date??? impossible, she's three

#she said boyfriend i said A WHAT NOW #shes a teenager and i feel like im a thousand #the middle baby is gonna be nine and i crocheted her a baby blanket way back when #i saw her picture too and for a sec i was like 'ok thats [oldest] and the baby is [middle]...#that must be a cousin and they left the baby baby with dad....'#NOPE everybody's old enough to walk on their own and trick or treat... wtf #my back hurts #ks talks

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weezerlvr228 · 5 months ago

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why he so mysterious…

demur

#weezer #rivers cuomo #i had a bad day! well actually i looked freaking amazing and got sm compliments today sooo!! i am pretty as freaksauce.#it was fairly good but i failed my physics test :(( …. it’s so sad… 34 percent before the curve.#34?!??? HOW???? I THOUGHT J ATE TS UP???#so yeah; insane …. but it’s okay because i’m good at other stuff and have other things i am good at!#oh yeah so guys guys guys.#there’s this girl who i do not like and i have not liked her since freshman year; right? and she’s fairly popular; your average overachieve #ing person; BUT i always didn’t like her. she left a bad taste in my mouth and i didn’t know if i was just jealous or WHAT #BUT I HAVE REASON TO HATE JER! MY GUT WAS RIGHT!#good job lyss #she’s a homewrecker and basically likes to get w people who have partners…. AND SHE WSS BEING FLIRTY W MY BF LIKE HELLO ???#who she think she is?#my bf doesn’t talk to her anymore since i said i don’t rlly like her and how she is thankfully #but my friend was talking to me in Seminar and was like ‘oh ya if i had a bf i’d kms than let him be around her.’ is that mean ? or is it #okay since she has done that multiple times then gets defensive and hates to be called out for kt #her gf right now had cheated on her boyfriend for the girl i don’t like; and this has happened TWICE!#HELLO???#like wtf…. and she sends the screenshots of it when she stops talking w the person who cheated on their partner for her and starts to play #the victim… like the weezer song. you can’t pay for dinner w the victim card ya.#well billy talent; but you know what i mean. so she’s playing the victim and she was saying “omg…. this feels so wrong…. but-but i love you.#stfu yn 😭#like holy moly. holy guac. “i don’t know how to quit you…’ turn off your phone ! (^^) close the app !#easy as that girl dw i got you #but for real. NOBODY LIKES JER BC SHES SO TOXIC. OMG IM SO JAPPY IM NOT ALONE ONNMY HATE TRAIN #anyways yeah. i can go more in detail for you all if anybody cares about my silly high school drama

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ikyw-t · 1 year ago

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y'know I think about this tweet often. I don't think truer words have ever been spoken....

#had a whole mini rant that i wrote and then deleted lol..........#no one else may know his shitty he was but i will always know and i shall absolutely not forgive or forget #however i do still start seething on occasion when i remember that after we broke up for years i never thought of him at all #except when i pass his street on occasion bc he happens to live nearby which is very ughhh but it's mostly whatever #and then out of the blue in early 2021 he texted and CALLED me (i did not answer. what a fucking jumpscare jfc)#to tell me he had been stalking my spotify playlists and saving them and #even had the fuuuuucking audacity. to think they were a personal message in a bottle just for him.#we had not spoken in 3 years. can u imagine the absolute lack of fucking common sense or logic. the fucking audacity of men is unparalleled #and then i had nightmares and paranoia about him for the next like full year. like wtf.#also i think i said 2021 but actually that happened in 2022 so we actually hadn't spoken in four full years.#where on gods green earth woild he get the idea. that my public spotify playlist.#was dedicated to my terrible obsessive bully of a boyfriend from fucking high school.#i just can't even fucking fathom the mental gymnastics necessary.#anyway. i ended up ranting anyway #it just makes me so angry that i didnt think about him for years and then he so efficiently once again ruined my life #bc he had been incredibly obsessive and so I had reason to worry he might just show up at my house at some point.#i ended up ranting anyway. what can u do.#anyway. I hope he's having a terrible time. he deserves it.

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diari0deglierrori · 1 year ago

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The obsession people in a relationship have to get their single relatives/friends into one too

#even those who swear they’d be different tend to turn into the dark side once they get with someone #anyone but not you?? you traitor #my sister wants to set me up with her boyfriend’s best friend like wtf #she said it many times already leave me alone #I said ‘who says I’d want a bf anyway’ but didn’t only mean it in the ‘I’m happily single’ way it was in the wlw way as well #but she’s not supposed to know the latter #my friend who’s in her 30s always tells me her married friends do that to her all the time too and it annoys her #and I’ve had that many times too since what since I’ve turned 16 I think #truly from the bottom of my heart : stfu #and I know I may sound desperate at times here but irl I not like that

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terdiscussie · 2 years ago

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What's your favorite Ghost and Dark type pokémon?

I forgot I had this!!! But I understand that I forgot. I have a hard time picking favorites so I was probably thinking about it and got distracted lol. Anyway, thank you for asking anon 😇

My favorite Ghost type.... I think Gengar or Chandelure? But also Giratina, they are very strong hehe.

My favorite Dark type is much easier, it has to be Darkrai. Special mention to Meowscarada (my starter from Scarlet) and Umbreon (favorite shiny, she's the coolest).

#Ok that reminds me. when I was young (like 10) I got a “boyfriend” from my class and he was very into Pokémon #collected the cards and everything so that's how I got more invested #so one day I bought one of those cheap packs with like 10 cards and I randomly got a pretty good card out of it??#I'm still not sure how good it actually was but it was a Darkrai X (?) with glitters and everything #Anyway. excitedly went to said boyfriend. he was like wtf that's a good card. he then offered me a whole bunch of pretty useless cardd #to trade for Darkrai. did I know I was making a terrible deal? yes. but he was way more into it and very happy so yeah whatever i accepted #however NOW i regret it bc i ended up loving Darkrai in Pearl (thanks to one of the besties for reminding me which one he was in)#so yeah. in conclusion: never give up your glittery Darkrai card for a guy who is obviously “just some guy”#storytime in the tags #ask #anon #pokemon

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awwroo · 3 days ago

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a puppyboy thats also a fidget toy

#my boyfriend said this #about me???#wtf.....#i like when he uses me as his fidget toy #puppyblogging

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youravaragelocallibrary · 5 days ago

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I HAVE A TEDDY BEAR OMFGGGGGGGGGG

#shes ADORABLE ARGGGGGGGHHHH #MY BOYFRIEND BOUGHT IT FOR ME CAN YOU BELIEVE IT #we were at the mall eating food suddenly he asks me if its ok i go back home on my own and i was all #??????? wtf #and then i asked why he said he wanted to but smt for me #i said i wouldnt speak to him if he left me alone for it but id give 15 mins if he wanted to go get it and id wait and he could stuff it in #his bag #next thing i know he emptied his bagpack into a plastic bag cause the gift wouldnt fit in #and then i asken why not now he said he wanted to give in on valentines #but he couldnt wait too and gave in #GOD IM THE HAPPIEST GIRL #SHE HAS A RED BLOUSE AND A BOW #A BOW!!!!!!!! ON HER PRETTY HEAD ARGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH #I LOVE HER I LOVE HIMMMMM I LOVE HIM SOOOOOO MUCH #if you see this i love you bby muahhhhhh <3 #anyway ill rest happy tonight hugging my teddy bear the rest of the world is none of my concern

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