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today is tuesday, june 13, 2023. have a great tuesday and enjoy your gerard way of the day.
#oops i almost forgot#i was about to fall asleep then i shot up and said 'UH OH SPAGHETTIO'#outloud#my boyfriend said wtf#im so tired i almsot fell aslewp posting this#mcr#gerard way#gerard way of the day
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it's the way I legit just got in my first motorcycle crash with my boyfriend, got out of that ditch completely unscaled, with not so much as a broken nail 💅 and I'm right back to writing smut not four hours later so I can get out this month's fics 😂
#the guy behind us said i LEAP FROGGED OVER MY BOYFRIEND#it's the way I immediately stood up and everyone was like wtf#my boyfriend is hurt worse than I am but no broken bones#my spirit guides were GUIDING tonight ya'll#they said#you gotta finish this fae knight jaehyun fic#and start your cop mingyu/cheol fic#you bet your ass imma deliver#i'll caretake my man while he's hurting#and he can play videogames while I write smut#it's the perfect balance really
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guys i love him
#he said he was off the grid bro wtf does this man get up to in his spare time 😭😭😭#misha collins is not a real person#misha collins#tag watches supernatural#supernatural#castiel#<— literally my boyfriend#kamala harris
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what an insane thing to say. like. be more in love
#it's like that scene in fma where winry realizes her feelings for ed wtf#i actually forgot he said this#book throughout this interview is just like. well. force is my boyfriend now no takebacksies#my caps#forcebook
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the passage of time needs to stop
apparently my sister's goddaughter has a boyfriend?? I remember when her mom was pregnant, my mother made her a baby quilt. she's old enough to date??? impossible, she's three
#she said boyfriend i said A WHAT NOW#shes a teenager and i feel like im a thousand#the middle baby is gonna be nine and i crocheted her a baby blanket way back when#i saw her picture too and for a sec i was like 'ok thats [oldest] and the baby is [middle]...#that must be a cousin and they left the baby baby with dad....'#NOPE everybody's old enough to walk on their own and trick or treat... wtf#my back hurts#ks talks
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why he so mysterious…
demur
#weezer#rivers cuomo#i had a bad day! well actually i looked freaking amazing and got sm compliments today sooo!! i am pretty as freaksauce.#it was fairly good but i failed my physics test :(( …. it’s so sad… 34 percent before the curve.#34?!??? HOW???? I THOUGHT J ATE TS UP???#so yeah; insane …. but it’s okay because i’m good at other stuff and have other things i am good at!#oh yeah so guys guys guys.#there’s this girl who i do not like and i have not liked her since freshman year; right? and she’s fairly popular; your average overachieve#ing person; BUT i always didn’t like her. she left a bad taste in my mouth and i didn’t know if i was just jealous or WHAT#BUT I HAVE REASON TO HATE JER! MY GUT WAS RIGHT!#good job lyss#she’s a homewrecker and basically likes to get w people who have partners…. AND SHE WSS BEING FLIRTY W MY BF LIKE HELLO ???#who she think she is?#my bf doesn’t talk to her anymore since i said i don’t rlly like her and how she is thankfully#but my friend was talking to me in Seminar and was like ‘oh ya if i had a bf i’d kms than let him be around her.’ is that mean ? or is it#okay since she has done that multiple times then gets defensive and hates to be called out for kt#her gf right now had cheated on her boyfriend for the girl i don’t like; and this has happened TWICE!#HELLO???#like wtf…. and she sends the screenshots of it when she stops talking w the person who cheated on their partner for her and starts to play#the victim… like the weezer song. you can’t pay for dinner w the victim card ya.#well billy talent; but you know what i mean. so she’s playing the victim and she was saying “omg…. this feels so wrong…. but-but i love you.#stfu yn 😭#like holy moly. holy guac. “i don’t know how to quit you…’ turn off your phone ! (^^) close the app !#easy as that girl dw i got you#but for real. NOBODY LIKES JER BC SHES SO TOXIC. OMG IM SO JAPPY IM NOT ALONE ONNMY HATE TRAIN#anyways yeah. i can go more in detail for you all if anybody cares about my silly high school drama
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y'know I think about this tweet often. I don't think truer words have ever been spoken....
#had a whole mini rant that i wrote and then deleted lol..........#no one else may know his shitty he was but i will always know and i shall absolutely not forgive or forget#however i do still start seething on occasion when i remember that after we broke up for years i never thought of him at all#except when i pass his street on occasion bc he happens to live nearby which is very ughhh but it's mostly whatever#and then out of the blue in early 2021 he texted and CALLED me (i did not answer. what a fucking jumpscare jfc)#to tell me he had been stalking my spotify playlists and saving them and#even had the fuuuuucking audacity. to think they were a personal message in a bottle just for him.#we had not spoken in 3 years. can u imagine the absolute lack of fucking common sense or logic. the fucking audacity of men is unparalleled#and then i had nightmares and paranoia about him for the next like full year. like wtf.#also i think i said 2021 but actually that happened in 2022 so we actually hadn't spoken in four full years.#where on gods green earth woild he get the idea. that my public spotify playlist.#was dedicated to my terrible obsessive bully of a boyfriend from fucking high school.#i just can't even fucking fathom the mental gymnastics necessary.#anyway. i ended up ranting anyway#it just makes me so angry that i didnt think about him for years and then he so efficiently once again ruined my life#bc he had been incredibly obsessive and so I had reason to worry he might just show up at my house at some point.#i ended up ranting anyway. what can u do.#anyway. I hope he's having a terrible time. he deserves it.
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The obsession people in a relationship have to get their single relatives/friends into one too
#even those who swear they’d be different tend to turn into the dark side once they get with someone#anyone but not you?? you traitor#my sister wants to set me up with her boyfriend’s best friend like wtf#she said it many times already leave me alone#I said ‘who says I’d want a bf anyway’ but didn’t only mean it in the ‘I’m happily single’ way it was in the wlw way as well#but she’s not supposed to know the latter#my friend who’s in her 30s always tells me her married friends do that to her all the time too and it annoys her#and I’ve had that many times too since what since I’ve turned 16 I think#truly from the bottom of my heart : stfu#and I know I may sound desperate at times here but irl I not like that
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What's your favorite Ghost and Dark type pokémon?
I forgot I had this!!! But I understand that I forgot. I have a hard time picking favorites so I was probably thinking about it and got distracted lol. Anyway, thank you for asking anon 😇
My favorite Ghost type.... I think Gengar or Chandelure? But also Giratina, they are very strong hehe.
My favorite Dark type is much easier, it has to be Darkrai. Special mention to Meowscarada (my starter from Scarlet) and Umbreon (favorite shiny, she's the coolest).
#Ok that reminds me. when I was young (like 10) I got a “boyfriend” from my class and he was very into Pokémon#collected the cards and everything so that's how I got more invested#so one day I bought one of those cheap packs with like 10 cards and I randomly got a pretty good card out of it??#I'm still not sure how good it actually was but it was a Darkrai X (?) with glitters and everything#Anyway. excitedly went to said boyfriend. he was like wtf that's a good card. he then offered me a whole bunch of pretty useless cardd#to trade for Darkrai. did I know I was making a terrible deal? yes. but he was way more into it and very happy so yeah whatever i accepted#however NOW i regret it bc i ended up loving Darkrai in Pearl (thanks to one of the besties for reminding me which one he was in)#so yeah. in conclusion: never give up your glittery Darkrai card for a guy who is obviously “just some guy”#storytime in the tags#ask#anon#pokemon
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I once dreamt of my phone too! Although it wasn't exactly a main event, it still left me wondering because of what was written on it
#like omg it said that my boyfriend was calling me or sumthing#maybe it was like a friend that happens to be a boy#but still wtf#i would rather a girlfriend call me
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Funny that the guy, who has ghosted me, and then I broke his heart sends me a half horny text and expects me to be all flustered
My guy, i know you're ovulating but I think I was clear when I said that I don't want you
#he said that i have “visible chest muscles” and i was like bro#why are you looking at my chest like wtf#now when i think about it if i had given him a chance i wouldn't have met my current boyfriend#and that would've been unfortunate
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if there’s one thing I’m gonna do it’s run away from a situation
#I saw an old coworker in the store that I literally never want to see ever again#I felt like I was gonna throw up#we made eye contact and I immediately looked away and said ‘oh no oh no’ and my coworkers were like wtf are you good??#I said yeah I just saw someone I didn’t want to see#and then I ran into the back 😭#I found my boyfriend in his department and told him who was in the store#he’s so sweet#he knows how much I never wanted to see this guy again and he made sure I was okay before he went back to work#I still feel kind of sick#fucking hate that dude
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finally got around to watching that 1985 movie "white nights" and, not to be the gay person making everything a "gay thing", but like. almost every scene with with the two male leads is Strikingly sexually charged, Especially the ones when they're both dancing (and it's a movie about Dancing, so this just keeps happening). yeah, it's the 80s, but you can Feel the insane chemistry through the screen. the long drawn-out eye contact? the teasing remarks? nikolai Constantly checking raymond out? was it all a fun creative decision? like, was All That on purpose or...?? am i supposed to believe that they're just "good friends"?? lmao???
this is the Very Last Shot of the movie. it's not even the first time in the movie they look at each other Like That. (they both have female love interests btw):
anyway. definitely an 80s cold war movie, i'll tell you that!
#i didn't even choose to watch this movie bc of any alleged gay vibes lmao. nothing like that ever crossed my radar#i just thought the dancing looked really cool in a gifset and wanted to learn more for myself#only to discover that they Stay gazing into each other's eyes#that said- imo nikolai was Way more into raymond than raymond was into nikolai given raymond Loves his wife!!!#not to say that nikolai didn't still love the woman played by helen mirren. but that relationship was already done#the scene with the smooth dancing before helen mirren walks in?? scene of all time wtf?! any other movie and that'd be considered flirting#so yeah. bisexuals fighting.....communism??? through the power of ...????Dance!??!? somehow???????#like yeah i love it when plots get silly with it (who doesn't) but What????#anyway. i hope raymond and his wife and his boyfriend (he's got two hands) went on to live a cute 80s life wherever the hell they went#also like duh it's an american cold war Propaganda movie. but while they make sure to talk about how terrible the soviet union is#they don't uh. really do much to refute the stuff raymond said about hating america. they really don't bother revisiting Any of that#it goes 'yeah okay we (america) 'did' some bad shit (vietnam war and racism). but get this: in america you can be Free!' *mic drop*#and then they just. don't expand any further on that. crazy writing!#the politics here are like Aggressively neutral (which is funny for an 80s cold war movie). but the choreography was a 100 out of 10!!!#white nights#rambles
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i am SO tired of having to modify my behavior to exist in society
#my boyfriends dad said apparently im disrespectful bc i dont talk to him enough#like??? dude u never speak to me#even if i am standing right next to you#i came to ur sons graduation and you spoke not a word#and the boy was like oh shes just shy and his dad said 'she has to get over that shit'#fuck u dude#if someone doesnt even look at you when they're talking and youre standing right there and like include you in the convo wtf are u supposed#to do#his mom does talk to me. so thats nice#and he said that too and his dad was still annoyed#like.#now i have to talk to him and be outgoing#i have to work so hard to be pleasing to my mom and im still not 90% of the time#(we dont fight or anything anymore shes just always slightly disappointed in me)#why dont people shut up#and make society more pleasant for me#im not kidding the entirety of graduation nobody spoke to me except his mom a little and the boy#and a couple of their family friends#like??? wtf#and his dad talks to his brothers girlfriend#like. whats that supposed to make me think#the boy is like the only person in the world i dont have to modify my behavior even a little#im just a person#i dunno i just had a shitty day#rebeccaspeaks
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It's giving the...main character syndrome. like who tf does she think she is??? Y/N???
NO OH MY GOSH ANON. LET ME TELL YOU. LET ME FRIGGIN TELL YOU.
#okay so i need to give her a name. we will call her yn bc she is just so different and quirky and not like other girls#so i haven't liked yn since freshman year (am a junior) because she seemed incredibly pretentious. she has like awards n stuff for this#asian advocation group and tons of other stuff which is GOOD. but she has a tendency to brag and be very cocky about it.#AND YOU KNOW WHAT. IT WASNT JUST ME. MY FRIEND FROM SEMINAR who we will call Pie for certain reasons (her name rhymes with it) AGREED WITH#ME ABOUT YN BEING COCKY! and Pie and Yn are in the same group since they are both Asian and ppl at my school typically hang out w their rac#is that racist? like there's an asian boys group and asian girls group. but it's only asians and white people; but it's weird since a large#portion of my school is hispanic. i dunno WEIRD SIDE TANGENT BUT BASICALLY THEY ARE IN THE SAME GROUPS; RIGHT? so Pie was agreeing that Yn#can be very pretencious; and I'm then like#oh i don't really like her for the cheating stuff she did with Mac (fake name) and how she got#him to basically cheat on his girlfriend“ and Pie says ”oh well Mac started it; but Yn lead him on for over a month while he had a gf#and they kept this going until Yn decided to break things off; WHICH MEANS MAC'S NOW EX GIRLFRIEND NEVER KNEW ABOUT ANYTHING W MAC N YN!#also allegedly according to my boyfriend; Yn was doing homework as Mac was yk DOING it to Yn and she just like... LET IT HAPPEN WHILE HE HA#A GIRLFRIEND. HELLO? and when Yn ends it; he's like “omg but yn... i love you...” “no. i'll only hurt you; if you're with me it'll only hur#uh okay 25k words slowburn vibes.... ANYWAYS so she takes screenshots and sends them in a SUPER big groupchat with 20+ people (including Pi#and my boyfriend) and Pie (who was childhood friends with Mac) called her out saying how it was also kind of her fault for being with a guy#who was in a relationship; but she got super defensive about it. and this same thing happened AGAIN 2ish months later with a girl Jas and#her boyfriend Ben; where Yn was friends with both but basically was emotionally cheating with Jas; leading them to break up; and then she#GOT WITH JAS. HELLO???? WHAT??? and they r still together. none of them talk to Ben even though Yn said they were 'all cool and friends'#SUREEEE GIRL SURE. KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT. and Pie called her out on this AGAIN since Pie is friends with Ben and Jas too but Yn got#defensive AGAIN! BC SHE KNOWS ITS A SHITTY THING TO DO! and Pie doesn't really like her because of it and when Pie told me all of that I wa#in shock. because Yn was trying to play the victim in the situation with Mac when she sent the messages to the gc; and tried to do that AGA#N BUT IN THE SITUATION WITH JAS LIKE NO U ARE JUST A CRAPPY PERSON ! and appearently she is SO toxic she was nearly kicked out from a#leadership role at my school's asian pacific islander club or something! like girl WAKE UP! but that's not all; so i didn't know she was#known for going for people who had partners; yet still didn't like her; and last school year (about 4 months ago) my boyfriend got a 'reall#bad haircut' (i thought it was cute; but everyone made fun of him ) and Yn RAN around our campus trying to find him to make fun of him..#like wtf that's so weird and she will post screenshots of their convos on her story and be like 'omg he's bullying me!' when he's being dry#and did that in the gc (this time; i'm in it!) and i crashed out but my bf was apologizing and saying he told her to not post anything but#she didn't listen or something i guess. and sometimes when they are wearing similar outfits she'll post on her story that they are matching#um girl he has a wife and 12 kids. back the FUCK off. and i told him to distance himself from her or set boundries cuz i don't like that n#it makes me uncomfy; so he did which is good! but i still don't like Yn. she is a major pick-me IMO and very two-faced and covers her
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This guy asked if he can be my boyfriend, if he can marry me, what type of boyfriend to do I want, who I want to get married to, what type of man I want…
I said umm first of all… I want marriage and I’d marry a Muslim. He has the Audacity to say that all that matters is a person has morals, is a good person, you practice yours and I practice mine. Continues to say, my mindset is bad.
THE DISRESPECT! I don’t even know this man 🤦♀️
#writings#he demanded for my WhatsApp number and said in like two or three mths I’ll be comfortable with him and he will be my boyfriend#WTF
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