#my bones go brrrrrrr

[darkcornerdc]

ok ok i know his b-day was like uhm 4-20 but- uh

✨ HAPPY B-DAY YOU EYESTAIN!! ✨

hello B)

[wafflesandkruge]

thinking about malina and zoyalai and the way they differ is that malina are always willing to put each other above all else and zoyalai have a shared priority of ravka that they consider more important than their partner

Like mal says he doesn’t care about the country, that alina is his flag, alina is his nation, and eventually sacrifices himself not for ravka but for alina. alina consistently chooses mal over any opportunity to lead ravka and make it better, and eventually chooses to live with him in the countryside with no commitments to the country despite literally being a national saint.

But for zoyalai, both of them put the country above the other person and the fact they know the other person would prioritize the country over them is why they’re so confident in the relationship. nikolai knows that zoya would be able to run the country without him and that she will always value the country over him and zoya knows that nikolai has dedicated his life to his country at the expense of his own happiness and would always continue choosing ravka over anything else

[hungharrington]

jayy!! lately i’ve been thinking that steve really really likes it when you ride him. like yeah, he loves to see you on top but i feel like he loves the idea of you using him to get off yknow?? like he just wants to be your boy toy. doesn’t even care if he doesn’t cum, but gets SO WHINY and blushy when he does cause he just feels so so lucky to have you jump his bones🙌

UGH i need him like i need to BREATHE. need him to whine in my ears 24/7

-🍒

oh lawd. this one…. brain goes BRRRRRRR what did you PUT in this ask cherry…. does this fit the prompt? maybe 🤪 but it was written at work so have mercy on me

Of all the things Steve loves in the world, making you feel good? Top of the list.

That much is a given— with the fervor in which he’ll bury his face between your thighs, moans that vibrate against your cunt just right, his fingers digging into your thighs as his hips rut against the bed.

When he’s determined to pull an orgasm out of you with his hands, his darkened hazel eyes drinking in every moan, desperately flicking between your blissed out expression and his fingers pumping into your cunt, covered in your slick— all of it shows in the ache in his pants, in the breathy noises he makes when you tip over the edge.

So, you’re not at all surprised at what he says to you that night — take what you want.

You’re both tangled together, haphazardly draped across the bed— too entranced in the hot press of each others mouth to think about letting go, even as you had both staggered up the stairs and into the bedroom. It had been one charged dinner date, with one hand far too comfortable sneaking up your skirt go tease you.

Now, Steve lies beneath you and when you break away, panting, to work on the buttons of his dress shirt, he’s a fucking sight to behold. Chest heaving, face flushed so much it crawls down his neck, his eyes fix on you with such an intenseness that it makes you shiver.

His shirt has been driving you crazy all dinner, undone just enough to show a flash of chest hair. Now you work it open quickly, each button revealing a little more of his glorious tanned chest, sprinkled with hair. Lust drools through you. You rake one hand down it, fingernails pressing into his skin lightly and Steve groans.

“Okay, you need to get naked, like, right now,” His hands pair with his words, finding the edge of your shirt. He’s tugging it up and your arms go up to let him pull it from your frame. His insistance makes your grin.

“Funny how you can say that when you’re still wearing pants.” You bicker back, using your now free hands to work on his belt buckle.

Steve watches you for a moment, his tummy clenches when you palm at his bulge for a moment and his head rolling back onto the duvet. He makes a pained noise. His hands form fists at his sides — just for a moment, before he’s sliding them up your thighs.

They creep beneath your skirt, finding the elastic of your panties — then one of his hands shift forward, cupping your heat tightly. You moan at the same time Steve does, his hand pressing up against your clit perfectly. He shakes his head on the bed, his hair messing up against the sheets.

“I take it back,” He whines. His hands shoot down to overtake yours, shucking his pants down his thighs as best he can. Just the thin material of his boxers remains. “I don’t think I can wait, honey, I need— you can just- please,”

“Hey, hey, I got it, I got you,” You push his hands away and Steve melts. He grows still, only his hands twitching and his neck craned up to watch as you tug his boxers down.

His cock must be aching with the way it looks, all pretty and flushed in the head, crying just for you. You can’t help yourself, giving it a quick pump, rubbing the head with your thumb.

Steve keens loudly, his body growing taut, his head thrown back. A strangled whimper tears from his throat. “Ngh- please, oh fuck, pleasepleaseplease—“

You release his cock and Steve deflates a bit, panting loudly. Your skirt takes only a second to remove and it takes another to push your panties to the side, your knees straddling across his hips. Your core burns hotly, clenching in anticipation of being filled.

You make sure Steve is watching as you hold his cock, prepped to sink down — and he is. His face, still flushed with his eyes bright, is intent on watch your own.

It makes the heat in your gut flare hotter. Hot lust sparks beneath your skin as he keeps his gaze on you for as long as he can — your hot, wet cunt sinking down on him finally forcing his eyes closed.

“Fuck, fuck— shit, don’t move just yet,” The words pour from Steve’s mouth, his eyes screwed up and head thrown back. Your hands shift forward, planting on his chest and you give him a minute— revelling in the delicious stretch his cock gives you. Fuck, it never gets old.

You lean down and kiss the closest skin you can find, his collarbone. Steve smiles, eyes still closed. His hands shift off the sheets, trailing from your thighs, your hips, up your ticklish sides, until he finds your face. His thumbs stroke over your cheeks delicately and when he pulls you closer, you follow without hesitance.

He kisses your lips, soft and sweet, and then murmurs against them. “Take what you want, baby.”

A little whine creeps out your mouth at his words and your hips follow without thinking, beginning to rock gently. A dose of lust licks up your spine and you sigh prettily.

Steve’s face shudders, pleasure rippling across his features and his eyes slip shut. His mouth drops open a little bit, the smallest noise escaping, his cheeks almost as pink as his lips. His eyes crinkle open, watching you closely.

“Ye- yeah, that’s it.” Steve manages to murmur. His hands haven’t left your face, still gently holding either side as you roll your hips back, slow and sensual. “Good girl.”

A gasp pushes past your lips and this time when you rock back, it’s a little more desperate. Steve moans, voice drenched in desire, and his hands fall from your face to grip the sheets. You lean on his chest further, your thighs aching deliciously as you fuck yourself on his cock— up and down, faster and faster.

“Steve,” you mewl out. It’s instinct to reach for him, to call out for him and in response, you feel the buck of his hips, pressing him deeper within you. Steve whimpers.

“You got it, honey,” He assures, voice more and more breathy. “Doing so good.”

There’s a soft squelch as you work yourself down on him, a coil of pleasure beginning to tighten up in your tummy. You feel a fiery warmth beneath your skin that spikes with every movement you make.

One of Steve’s hands comes up to cover your own, holding it tight to his chest — right over his heart and he lets the other nudge your face back to facing him. You hadn’t realised how it had begun to tilt forward, lost in your own pleasure.

“Mhm, fu- fuck, that’s my girl,” Steve whispers. You shift up to change the angle and when you fuck back down, you moan loudly — Steve writhing beneath you to contain himself from fucking up into you. You, however, show him no mercy.

“God,” Steve whines loudly. His breathes are coming out with little whimpers now. “That’s—that’s it— just fuckin’ take what you need. Take it, take it from me, baby.”

Your cunt gushes and you whimper — and you do just that.

[lizardsarecute]

rather proud to have figured out the lighting setup for this one (and made a driver to toggle the form shadows on and off, and to adjust outline thickness). completely restarted on my rig with the proper armature, for some reason her and chai have 2 models with different bones for the limbs.

The second one did not have the clipping on the shorts area which is the base I used for this one, but the first one seems to be used with a lot of the other costumes so keeping my first rig isn't such a bad idea if I want to transfer it to a different outfit (though I'll probably have to go back to some parts since I've really cleaned up my bone hierarchies this time around).

anyways, colors go brrrrrRR Hell Fuckin yeah we got ourselves at maybe a 75% game accurate model. I'm so stoked!

[gayferrari]

milf schumi i feel like my third eye just opened. hot butch milf schumi bullying britney era nico off and on track… you’re so right she is NOT a girl’s girl. i feel like she was one of if not the only woman on track when she started out and now at the end of her career she is like. all the little girls making it to f1 now are because of HER actually.

ohhhh also. i know f!nico saying she’s a mika fan would grind milf schumi’s gears for reallll in this verse… they are fucking SO nasty once nico starts beating her on track she leaves nico with +10 psychic damage in sex mind games and awakens kinks nico never even knew existed. (also because i’m incapable of not including brocedes. nico/lewis post-nico/schumi and lewis is like when did nico turned into such a certified freak in bed… corruption kink i feel it in my bones)

[from here]

YOUR BRAIN IS HUGE. the psychosexual mindgames would go brrrrrrr... and I think f!Michael should fist f!Nico :3

[bi-bats]

5, 6, 10, and 18 <3

Hiya bestie!! Thank you for the ask 💖

5. What’s a fic idea you’ve had that you will never write?

Probably The Birth of a God, which is a very complicated greek mythology au where Jason is Icarus and he falls in love with Apollo (Tim) and builds the wax wings because he's trying to reach him. After his death he gets revived as Ares (I've assigned out greek gods to over half of the characters in this fic including Dick as Aphrodite, Bruce as Hades, Damian as Thanatos, Barbara as Hephaestus, Cass as Athena, Alfred as Hestia, Duke as Helios) and doesn't tell anyone, but Tim goes to Bruce to get Jason back, which Bruce refuses because he can't. He doesn't tell Tim that he can't because Jason isn't actually there, so of course Tim wages war on him, which drags Jason into it because he's the god of war even though Tim doesn't know that and adkljfdlkfjdlkfdlfjlkdj

Look I love this idea and I'd love to read it but. I'd have to WRITE it and the amount of research I would have to do to twist the plot around the way I want would be insane so it's probably going to die in my brain 😭😭😭

6. Are there any fics from others you reread all the time?

Oh yeah absolutely. Lemme link a few (that aren't just smut lol):

sweet dreams (are made of thee) by @yasmindifference (jaytim dreamsharing 😭😭😭)

and a hand to bite by Sister (the jaytim exes to lovers of all time and also the fic that inspired Rooftops and Bookshops)

chaos is a color I wear well (and it looks mighty good on you) by @glaciya (jaytim angsty feels fic I love this one so much)

Like a Bat out of Hell by @allacesandeights (this fic. This fucking FIC. It's literally one of my go-to recs for when I'm trying to get people into JayTim and it deserves so so so much more recognition than it has holy shit this fic is so fucking good like. I very rarely read fics where I think the plot is perfect but this one is just so well done all around and akjdfajdfsdf read it)

I Didn't Say I Liked You by Generatorcat (I reread this one a LOT it's just delightful I love when they play chicken and you do it SO well, thank you for this one 💖)

Show Me the Meaning (Of Being Lonely) by @timmyjaybird (like. holy shit this whole series. I owe my life as an author to this series. This is the series that got me to consider shipping jaytim and also the first damitim fic that ever made my brain go brrrrrrr I've literally read this series like. 20 times at least and I never would have fallen deep enough into this fandom to start writing without it so thank you thank you thank you and everyone go read it)

10. Is there a fic that got a different response than you were expecting?

Definitely, and it's Now Kiss. I did not expect the response on that and if you know me, you've heard me talk about that. It just felt so rushed when I was writing it and I didn't get a chance to really edit it the way I wanted to and I've worked way harder on fics before and even if it was one of the ones that I was the most excited to share for JTW, there's just a part of me that's like: that's the one everyone loves so much?

That said, one thing about the response that has been lovely is that I've taken it as permission to trust myself a little more. There were a lot of things with that fic that I was uncertain about, but I liked them and decided to leave them alone even if I wasn't 100% sure because I was on a deadline and wanted it posted. They were probably the kinds of things that I would've fretted about incessantly and edited to death if I'd had more time, but people liked them, so it's been really nice to be able to let go of some of my self-doubt!

18. What’s one of your favorite lines you’ve written in a fic?

Damian has always hated that Tim can carve the meat from an action, pull the bone of it out clean.

grughauhgaruharhgau just. I love this line so much. It says so much about both of them. It was also a tight race between that and this:

Everyone believes Goldie, all of the time. He just flashes that gorgeous smile like a fucking master key, and Jason’s always been a tiny bit jealous that everyone else turned out so goddamn endearing. 

also this one 😭😭😭 I really like the way that it reads like Jason's voice and also this is one of those things that he would never ever say because he can barely admit that it's true, even though it is

[tartsinarat]

If Pip’s curse is getting worse, does that mean one day he might get stuck as the monster?

Hypothetically yeah it could happen, but I love my edgelord son too much make him go through arguably a fate worse than death, though it’s a really interesting idea.

But it’s a later rather than sooner thing.

Main reason is because it mostly just gets worse when Pip’s really going through it in the latter half of season 2 and especially all of season 3 because of stress of literally everything that is going on and not being able to properly fully control the curse by eating magic (this only applies really in season 3) so usually it’s not so extreme that it shows on his body or he fully transforms.

Another thing is that the curse is not as strong as it should be, when Belos was creating Pip he inadvertently sort of split the curse, kinda like what Lilith did with Eda but in a much more literal way (usually grimwalkers only need a bone just to infuse them with the dna but Belos had to hack one of his arms off because he really wanted to get the perfect copy of himself) which ended with at most maybe slightly less than half of the curse in Pip.

Also Pip is like only 15 to 16 in the au, he hasn’t lived long enough like Eda or Belos for the curse properly spiral out of control and have a risk of fully taking over forever, so it’ll probably take a couple years for it to happen unless he decides to stop eating magic which will quicken the process even more.

It does almost happen in season 3 multiple times tho just because the human realm really hits Pip in the face, he also ends up accidentally causing a new urban legend and people now think Gravesfield cemetery/woods are haunted by a demon or in one case a alien science experiment that escaped the government, in reality it’s just Pip who’s stuck, feral and looking for something to eat.

Soz for the long post, asks like this make my brain go brrrrrrr so thanks ^^

[tokuteasings]

You are my King | And by your side I will stay

Kingohger brainrot go BRRRRRRR

In reference to my headcanons about how it’s like to kiss each of them, my ho ass decided to make a whole ass series for the hand kisses~! I’m a simp. Send help.

First up is sunshine boi, Giraaaaa~! 

Warnings: Spoilers kinda? Uhhh, creative liberties. Angst-ish. Reader is gender neutral and this is a romantic relationship.

“-stop!” 

The weight against your arm is a chain by now, the iron ball tethering you towards the muddy ground. You pause, turning back to the false prince behind you, the runaway, the pretender. 

“What’s wrong?”

The whisper is barely heard amongst the trees, the night sky being your only solace with him. 

Gira doesn’t speak, his shoulders sagging, unable to look upwards towards the sun that you are. “I…I’m sorry.”

“For what?” 

He cannot speak for yet another moment, a small sniffle leaving his lips as he shakes. An earthquake quivering within his form, threatening to utterly decimate the labyrinth within his heart and mind. The calibur at his side sings in a lonely sort of somber song, and your heart bleeds the moment it had been pierced. 

“Gira, honey, what’s wrong?” a step, a second step, a third ste-

“I didn’t mean for you to get caught up in...in...” a second shudder of his lower lip, a heave, a whimper, “In this...” only now does his eyes meet yours, a blade tearing into your psyche as humid droplets scatter amongst his cheeks. A hand is waved around the two of you, into the desolate forest - the end of the end - with the dirt beneath your feet and no one else other than each other to hear the screams of the dead.

“It’s my fault...”

You hush and shush him, taking his face into your hands. “Gira, love,” you murmur to him against the pale and biting wind and your pecks kissing the tears away. “I wanted to.” your forehead is against his, your chill against his heat, where it could soothe his feverish self. “I wanted to be with you, Gira, and I always will. Whatever the hell Racles is going to do to us will not change that.”

“But...” he takes a sole step back, eyes wide, red as his clothing, and stained with driplets. “What if...” he cannot continue onwards with the sudden dreaded thoughts invading his mind, crawling into the synapses and tearing him bit by bit, ants chewing apart their prey. “What if something happens to you?” clammy hands find yours, lacing fingers and he doesn’t let them leave his cheeks - his eyes will never leave yours. “What if you get hurt? What if...”

“It won’t happen.” You answer him, a plant against the wind, against the concrete and forever standing taller than the trees that soak up your sorrows. “Because we’re together. And that’s all that matters.” you watch as he sniffles, leaning into your touch and you smile, bringing his hand to your lips and pressing a gentle kiss to the knuckle of a ring. 

A sharp inhale and a minuscule little whimper leaves the lips of your beloved, and half of him wants to skitter away as a rabbit would. His poor, poor heart cannot take it; this emotion, this devotion, this sensation. It’s familiar yet foreign all at once, diplomats of unknown varieties. “W-Why did you do...?” he wiggles the ring finger you had just blessed your lips with. “That?” an octave higher than normal, embarrassment seeping into his bones.

“Because I love you.” the answer is a simple enough equation. You press your lips to his next finger, and then the next, and then the next. Each time you do, he would whimper and whine, his cheeks flaring brighter than the sun itself. “Because I want to be with you. Come what may, I am yours, Gira.” it’s a bond that you cannot erase, that Racles cannot erase. “I want to conquer this world with you, but most of all...I want to be with you.”

He doesn’t speak, stunned to a silent speech, another sniffle leaves his lips before he presses his lips to yours. Everlasting, the love of a king is grand, but the love of the monarch beside him is...

Addictive. 

You could runaway with his heart and he would let you.

“Thank you.” he murmurs against your lips, forehead against forehead, the waves of calm and relief lapping against the shores of his psyche. “I love you,” he whispers your name next, a smile that could subjugate the world soon blooms upon his lips. “We’ll stop Racles, and defeat Bugnarok. Together.”

“Together.” You repeat, laughing as he presses a kiss to your knuckles in return. “Hey, don’t steal that from me!” Gira snorts, “An evil king must treat their beloved with the same amount of reverence they showed him!” he chuckles out, but leans in closer and closer to your ear. “And I will revere you, every chance I can get, until the sun ceases to shine.”

“As will I, my king, as will I.”

[am-null]

mmm monster make my bones go brrrrrrr

water is so so tasty way tastier than any of your foolish soda and monster drinks this is true im sorry. this blog is sponsored by tap water

[adampage]

should i watch shadow & bone bc my dash is full of pretty men from that show and pretty men make my chest go brrrrrrr (and i also crave new fic to read lmao)

yes. pretty men is always a good reason to watch something

[torrikor]

nooo dont fight eachother you both embody a critical trait that the other lacks and complete eachother on all levels ahaa

[venomous-ko]

Wine Drunk while watching Godzilla vs Kong

Some major spoilers up ahead!

Mans really just annoyed the shit out of his coworker until he left so he could hack shit, huh?...I love it! 🤣🤣

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You mean to tell me that the explanation for why Godzilla attacked the one tech company site by the dude who studied Kaiju communication and behavior for a living is just, “sometimes people (and creatures) change”???? Like some dumbass justifying a toxic person/relationship??? Like excuse me???? Why are the literal teenagers making more sense than you?????

Also, we’re all in agreement that this facility is either housing Ghidora’s dead head, Mecha Godzilla, or Mecha Ghidora, right?!?

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Lol! “Apex Cybernetics!” That’s not foreshadowing! 🤣

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Apparently, I didn’t get my fill of white nonsense from Falcon and Winter Soldier, bc someone decided to put this blonde-hair-blue-eyed little bitch in charge! That’s not ganna go wrong somehow. 🙃😑👀

Like this bitch literally wanted to send a fucking child into unexplored hollow earth territory without a second thought! 🙃🙃🙃🙃 I was literally like 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 for that entire convo.

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I’m sorry! This conspiracy man just met these teenagers, and his first impulse was, “yeah, theses seem like some good people to break into a tech conglomerate with!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Why are these people surprised Kong knows sign language? These are people who study Kaiju (and presumably other animals in order to draw conclusions about certain behaviors) for a fucking living!!! We have primate species that recognize and communicate in sign language already! Why is this surprising???!?! Like...has NO ONE except this precious child tried this????

Also, nothing bad better happen to this child.

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That ship literally fucked around, and Godzilla let it find out! Lmao!

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Kong: Hey, Godzilla...look at me...

Godzilla: >:[

Kong: ...bitch.

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Precious girl: Thank you, friend 🧏🏽‍♀️

Kong: ☺️😴

THIS GIRL IS TOO PRECIOUS!!!!

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Bitch-ass White Man: How’s Kong with heights?

BITCH, you really ganna try that?!?! You really think you ganna find any aircraft(s) that are ganna be able to support all that weight?? Never mind any other problems with Kong trying to nope the fuck out of that situation and all kind of other hosts of problems!

And if you do somehow have one (or multiple) WHY TF DIDN’T YOU USE THAT BEFORE KNOWING FULL AND WELL YOU RAN THE RISK OF GODZILLA MERCING KONG’S ASS IF YOU TRAVELED VIA SHIP!?!?!?!

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Down the Hell Naw tunnel we go!

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“I think it’s romantic,”

I fucking love Millie Bobbie Brown’s character!! 🤣❤️🤣

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WHY IS THIS TEENAGER SMARTER THAN EVERYBODY OMG!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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“This is page one in the ‘Playing God’ handbook, right?”

I’ve decided I love this character! 🤣

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WHY YOU GETTING INSIDE THAT THING—Oh god! 😨 Why y’all got eggs!?!? This is like if Weyland-Yutani succeeded in getting Xenomorphs! 😬

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Oop! Locked in! THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T HIDE OUT IN MYSTERIOUS ROOMS!!!!

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Oh shit! Apex Cybernetics think they on that Wakanda shit now!

Also, why was that one Apex Cybernetics bitch bitching about how one of those HEAV crafts could power Vagas for a week if y’all clearly have a whole network or transportation using this tech!

And I never understood how tech companies kept that shit to world domination shit! Build a public transportation system with that shit! Boss man said he likes ideas that make him rich! Pretty sure that would do the trick!

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WINE BREAK!!!

Saving the rest of the last bottle for coking Gumbo, so gotta open up a new bottle

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Aw, Kong is so sick of this bullshit! 😂😭

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“It’s not working”

Bruh! Give it more that two seconds!

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HOW DARE Y’ALL USE KONG’S LOSS AGAINST HIM!!!! HOW DARE Y’ALL!!!

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HEAV go Brrrrrrr Shoooooooooooom!!!!

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LMAO!!! Monarch has their own brand of bottled water!?!?! Idk why that amuses me so much!

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This hallow earth portal thing is some Pacific Rim bullshit right here, lol!

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NYOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM

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Are we...are we really Ice Age: Dawn of Dinosaur-ing this shit rn??? 😂😂😂

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“It’s beautiful,”

Of course it’s beautiful! No hoomins have touched it! Lol

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Y’ALL GOT FUCKIN DRAGONS IN THIS BITCH!?!?!?!!! 8D YO!!! SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!!!!

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*marvels at the creature creation ideas*

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Kong’s first thought: *nom the dragon guts*

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THE ROCK HAND OMG IM GANNA CRY!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 It’s the same gesture the Precious Girl did OMG!!!!

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“We going in?”

“Yeah”

The BALLS on this child!

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“AAAAHH 😐”

*fear*

LMAO!!!!! I’M FUCKIN WHEEZING!!!

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“Sacrifice Pit”

OMG 🤣🤣🤣

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I KNEW IT!!!! MECHA-GODZILLA MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! 8DDDDD

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YO PACIFIC RIM RAN SO MECHA-GODZILLA COULD FUCKIN SPRINT!!!!!!!!

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YO IT’S A GOOD THING I AIN’T SEEING THIS IN THEATERS BC I’D BE FLIPPING MY SHIT!!!!

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“Humanity, once again, will be the apex species,”

THERE it is!

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Why Mecha-Godzilla so skeeny?!? He need ta be thicc if he ganna take down REAL Godzilla!

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*Ryan Bergera conspiracy voice* Is this the real reason Kong was contained!? So this douche could snatch up Skull Crawlers without Kong intervention???

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OH SHIT!!! I think this thing is emitting alpha waves (or whatever we’re calling it) and THAT’s what set Godzilla off!!! He fought Ghidorah, heard this shit and went, “Nu-uh, bitch! NOT AGAIN!!!”

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Monarch dude: Yo, Godzilla’s headed to Hong Kong for some reason?

FUCKIN CALLED IT!!!

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This look like the door to fuckin General Grievous’s lair,da fuq?!? 🤣🤣🤣

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I got waaay too emotional over that handprint, y’all! 😭😭😭

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Y’all, the fucking art history major in me is fuckin screaming at this temple scene! The fact that some of these Kaiju not only had the urge and drive and capacity to build a fucking temple around this power source or some shit and create weapons like the axe that Kong just fucking Excalibured the shit out of that one skull crawler’s skull fucking implies the fact that there is intelligent civilization amongst these fucking Kaiju and all that shit! I want to know more about this shit! Take that you fucking racist-ass white historian motherfuckers!

(Note: I definitely needed to use talk to text for much of this bit, because there was no way I was going to be able to contain all my excitement in just typing, alone, lmao)

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BRUH!!! Why y’all exiting g the HEAV without no breathing apparatus or lead suits or nothing!?!?! In previous movies, y’all implied that these Kaiju lived in environments in which their environments were hella radioactive compared to our own!!!

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Kong is s the true heir to the iron throne, Lmao!

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FUCKING CALLED IT!!!! THEY HAD GHIDORA’S REMAINS IN THERE SOMEWHERE!!!!

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OH FUCK!!!! Y’ALL AINT JUST SENDING OUT ALPHA VIBES WITH YOUR MECHA-GODZILLA!!!! YOU SOMEHOW USING GHIDORA’S HIVE MIND OR TELEPATHY SHIT TO DO IT!?!?!?! AAAWWWWW SHEEEEEET!!! Y’ALL ARE BONED NOW!!!! FUCKIN BONEROWNED!!!!

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Godzilla! My bruh! My dude! You didn’t HAVE TO get up right where that bridge was!!! 😂😂 Ya douche bag!!!

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At the same time, tho, I can just hear him going, “Ah! FUCK! NOT AGAIN!!! Sunova bitch!! Motherfuckin!! STOP BUILDING sHIT SO DAMN HIGH!!! Goddammit!”

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You know, with all the Bright twinkly lights in Hong Kong, I can’t help but think of the sequel to the original Gojira movie ( that I can’t remember the title of ,rn) where he was fucking triggered by fucking lights. And I wonder if this little scene where he’s stomping all through Hong Kong is a tribute to that or whatever. But I’m probably overthinking it.

[Sober Edit: it was Godzilla Raids Again]

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*GASP* HOLY SIHIIIT!!! The axe is made out of Godzilla skute!?!?! GOLY BALLS THAT’S NOT ONLY COOL BUT CONTRIBUTES MORE TO THE FACT THAT THESE KAIJU (likely Kong’s species, in particular) WERE REALLY FUCKING INTELLIGENT AMD TJOUGHT, “Imma beat this muthafucka with their own spiky thing! Bc that’s what screws us over, so, why WOULD’nt it hurt them!?!” I need SO MUCH MORE of this Kaiju/Kong culture studied and shit! HOLY FUCK!!!

It even fucking glows!! Like ... they managed to fucking piece together that its glow was a fucking warning sign like Sting or some shit!!!! Holy fuck!!!!

Also, how does that work? How are the skutes still connected even after dismemberment???

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NO FUCKIN WAY WRE YOU—AAAAAAAAHHH!!! Excalibur that shit my boi!!!!

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I FUCKIN LOVE YHIS MOVIE HOLY SHIT!!!

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“ that’s Apex property now,”

Excuse me bitch! Are we really not gonna listen to the scientist who saying “hey we don’t understand the shit out of this fucking power! Maybe we should hold off on taking some fucking samples!”

Are we really just gonna ignore that shit???????

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Kong said: TRY ME BITCH!!!!

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Oh thank the GODS this Serizawa dude is taking precautions like his old man! Also, what is his relation to Ken Watanabe’s Serizawa!?!?!

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UH OH!! SOLDIER DUDES GETTIN ATE!!!

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OH SHIT!!! PILOT JUST GOT ATE!!! FUCKIN DRAGON BASEMENT UP IN THIS SHIT!!!

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BITCH YOU REALLY GON THROW A ROCK AT IT!!! FUCKIN NONSENSE OF THIS BITCH!!!

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LOVE AND FITE ME ENERGY IS STORED IN THE ATOMIC BREATH

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“Shoot him!”

WHY!!!???!! He literally had NO problem with you before then!!!

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Why does white man who don’t know anything about this vehicle suddenly know how to pilot this shit!???!?!!!!!

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Y’all love had SO MUCH wine!

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The FUCK this dude got a flip flop phone for!!!?!????!!!?

Da fuq!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeah that’s the most unrealistic part of this entire fucking movie! Not the fuckin Kaiju robots. Not the fucking hollow earth bullshit! The fucking flip phone! LMFAO!!!!

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“Maintenance! I’M MAINTENANCE!!! This bitch ain’t buying it”

That made me laugh WAY FUCKIN harder that it should have!!!!

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Y’all really ganna try to shoot at a kid!?! REALLY!?!?!??!

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GAWD, I’m so glad I impulse bought these oatmeal bites from Dominos! 🤤😋

[Sober Edit: I have no idea how my autocorrect managed to convert “Parmesan” to “oatmeal,” but okay! 😆😅]

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Kong be like, “Hey, bitch!!! You lookin’ for me!?!?”

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Find you a partner that bites your neck like Godzilla does! Lmao!

Sorry, I’ll be crawling back into my hell hole, now.

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EAT YOUR FOOKIN VEGETABLES GODZILLA!!!!!

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Did Godzilla just axe throw with his fuckin teefs!!!????!?!?!

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THIS IS THE FOOKIN MONSTER VS MONSTER FIGHTS IVE BEEN CRAVING SINCE KING OF THE MONSTERS HOLY SHIT!!!!

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“Really? Groupies, again?”

First of all, again!?! What happened last time???

Secondly, where tf are YOUR grpupies, asshole! No need to judge! Ya cunt!

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“There can only be one alpha,”

Really! You really gotta bring your toxic masculinity into a fuckin monster fight, my dude!?!

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Kong said, “Yeet! YEET SELF!!!”

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I am living for the feral fight scenes!!!!

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Kong’s expression , tho! 🤣🤣🤣

Like, “Can you ducking NOT, Godzilla?!? Can you, like, fucking chill??!!? Aight, fine! ASDASHKLSDJKLDZJL ADKLKDZDJ!!!!!!”

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Awwwww! Godzilla let Kong go, bc he knows what it’s like to be the last of his species! 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭

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“This is how we [...] win!”

Oh, honey, you ‘bout to die! Lmao! 😂

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Oh god! I knew he was going to use the sign for “coward” at the most inappropriate time! Lmao! At least the Precious Girls is smart enough to know what Dumbass White Man means, lol

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Oh, thank god we do t see this dumbass in any sequels!

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Dammit, he escaped!

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This girl is too good!

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Did y’all really think you were ganna break into a semi-sentient Mecha-Godzilla by GUESSING ITS FUCKING PASSWORD!!?!?!?!!!!???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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YEAH!!!! TEAM-UP COMING THROUGH!!!!!

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“I was hoping to die with adults, but that’s okay,”

🤣🤣🤣

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“I’VE GOT TO DIE WITB YOU AND SOBER!!?!?!”

GOD, I love this movie!!!!

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OOOOOOHHHH HOLY SHIT!!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱 He powering up the axe!!!!!

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YOOOOOO KONG WENT PREDATOR/YOUTJA ON MECHA-GODZILLA’s ASS!!!!

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Kong said, “I’m done, y’all! Imma take a nap!”

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“Dad. Uh...Bernie.”

I fucking love Bernie!!! 😂😂😂😂

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JIA NOOOO!!! Don’t go running between two disgruntled Kaiju bby!!

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Yo, why do monsters have less toxic masculinity than we do??? Lol!

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Yaaaaaay! Kong has a new home!!

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WELP!!! I fucking loved this movie, and I highly recommend it to everyone!!!

[bisexual-horror-fan]

I’ve been feeling really fuckin down lately, cause turns out a girl from my school has been spreading rumours about me faking being trans and how I should be in the girls team instead of the boys in sport, and I was wondering if I could maybe get a bit of praise kink w the lads the legends Billy and Stu? Honestly Idm if it’s right after murder 😌✨

Also like off topic but thank you for everything, you’re an amazing writer and u make heart go BRRRRRRR

Okay so first things first FUCK THAT BITCH! WHAT A CUNT! Hey everyone let’s agree to send bad vibes to this massive twat waffle who is giving Lyric shit!

Lyric I fucking love your asks and love hearing from you, the compliments you give make my heart go BRRRRRR! I had to drop everything else to fulfil this! Sorry she sucks so bad and is a garbage human but you are wonderful! I pushed this up because you obviously are in massive need of some cheering up! The other asks I will try to get done in between Kinky December prompts so thanks for y’all’s patience. So sorry if it is a lil bit short but I hope it makes your day better!

Some short, sweet and spicy Poly!Ghostface praise for ya! 

Rating. Explicit. Length. 600 Words. Poly!Ghostface. Billy Loomis And Stu Macher With Gender Neutral Reader. Warnings: Implied Murder, Oral Sex, Praise, Sweet Talk, Blood Play. 

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Praise.

His mask was off but his gloves were still on, wet and sticky, as they pulled your shirt up, trailing up your sides, trails of smudged red left in the wake of where his hands wandered. Your back arched as you looked up into Billy’s eyes, your head was in his lap as Stu was between your legs as Billy’s hands were on you. 

“Fuckin’ stunning painted in red.”

You couldn’t help the red that crept up your cheeks, matching the blood currently staining your skin, Stu had leaned down, his hands on your hips and that obscene tongue of his licking up some of the blood Billy had left on you. Kisses trailed over your stomach and torso as he tugged at the pants you had on, he said against your skin,

“So damn good for us. Waitin’ up for us to come home.”

Billy was looking down at you with such warmth and affection, his hands hadn’t stopped and had now dragged up your neck and were on your face, his thumb stroked over your skin and you leaned more into the touch,

“The best thing, so fuckin’ perfect, fit just right between us, yeah Stu?”

Your pants where halfway down your thighs now and Stu had been busy lavishing his attention over your hip bones, alternating between soft kisses and more possessive bites that threatened to bruise but he stopped to reply,

“Mmm so right, fuck.”

Billy traced your jaw as as he was still looking down at you, it was quiet for a moment as he enjoyed listening to the soft sounds of pleasure Stu was drawing from you and the delicious way you were squirming, before he spoke up again,

“What’s your favorite thing about our little victim here, Stu?”

You let out a whimper as Stu’s mouth stopped just shy of where you really needed it, head coming up from between your thighs and he looked up to you, his hands were on your thighs and he looked thoughtful for a moment,

“You mean other than how good they taste?”

“Well c’mon Stu that is a given, look at y/n here-”

Billy’s hand gripped your jaw and his thumb dragged over your bottom lip, you tasted iron and it dragged roughly over the skin because of the tacky blood, you moaned and Billy finished the thought,

“-utterly delectable. But yes I mean other than that.”

Stu smiled at that and his hands gripped harder, you wiggled a little and he rested his chin on your stomach with a hum,

“So many to pick from, it’s hard. Their intelligence, or how good they are in conversation or how cute they look all dressed up for a date with us-”

Billy hummed in approval and said softly,

“All good choices.”

“But fuck there is something about those eyes that really get’s to me.”

You blushed at that, your eyes get to him? Christ. You were looking down at him and him smiling back up at you, just looking at each other for a moment before Stu broke the silence,

“What about you Billy?”

Stu’s mouth dipped back down, kissing down and you bit your bottom lip and when his tongue finally caressed that oh-so sensitive spot you let out a moan that made Billy chuckle and as those still sticky glove covered fingers carded through your hair he said simply,

“That.”

[kaiinyourarea]

Sasuke Uchiha x Reader Oneshot

Typical Freezing Scenario

"Why are you moving around so much?" Sasuke asked you, his brows furrowed.

You've been walking around his house and doing all sorts of things for a while now. In his eyes, you look bored as hell but the truth is, you're just cold.

It's not snowing. It's not winter. It's not because of the climate. It's just that... The breeze is much colder at night.

You thought that using up your energy might help you perspire and cool down but you still haven't seen or felt any difference.

"Because I might die if I don't," you answered.

"Hn. Why?"

"Do I really have to talk.. Brrrrrrr."

You gritted your teeth as goosebumps enveloped your body and you started shivering. He actually noticed but guess what? He's a BIG meanie and he's going to be mean.. Right now.

"Your bones starting to give up?" he asked teasingly, acting like he doesn't know what's happening to you.

"N-no!"

"Then why don't you just sit down?"

"Easy for you to say! Do you expect me to sit on the cold floor? You're sprawled over the whole bed, hmp."

He silently chuckled to himself when he saw you pout in a very cute manner. He didn't know why you always end up doing cute things unknowingly but it's not like he's against it anyway.

"WHAT?" you asked in a loud but calm voice which made his heart almost burst out of his chest. Your voice just got a lot softer because of the shivers

"Come closer," Sasuke told you but it was more like a statement he said to himself because next thing you know, he already has his limbs all over you, pulling you to the bed with him.

It wasn't his fault that you didn't have enough space on the bed though. It was you who just started walking around and doing anything that just came to your mind so when you came back to him, he already had his whole body planted on all areas of his bed. But still, you glared at him for not moving an inch even after seeing you enter the room again.

"Your parents might see! Y-y-you... Brrrr," you were cut off by your own body shivering again and Sasuke slowly trapping you in his arms, both of you now laying comfortably on the soft mattress.

"What? It's not like we're going to use another method to heat you up," he whispered teasingly before blowing on your ear.

"GAH! Are you a horn or you're just horny? Stop doing all these kind of things!"

"When I'm not showing affection, you get sad. When I'm doing it my own way, you get mad. Hn?"

You sighed, realizing he's right but being kind of a tsun-tsun, you acted like you're still annoyed. Heh, two tsunderes together. Isn't that just wonderful? You shifted but more like snuggled up closer to him, trying to take advantage of the situation since he's being so lovey-dovey.

"It's not like I'm forcing you--"

"Hn, can you just shut up and stay still? You're... disturbing... my... reproductive organ--"

...

...

...

"WHAT THE HELL!!!"

[rainbow-beanie]

Hehehe, hunter song go brrrrrrr

Making up problems that don’t exist

Why do I let myself dream like this?

Meteor shower, quick take cover, but

The hues in our hair complement one another

I’d sell my own bones for sapphire stones

‘Cause blue’s your favorite color

My heart and the earth share the same rule

It starts with, “love” and ends with, “you”

But don’t go outside, it’s dangerous tonight

Without me by your side