#my body is on strike

[inkblot22]

Hello, hi. Okay, I'm terribly sorry about that request that has been waiting (Ruggie.) I am filling out the draft I had, and it is currently at 5.5k words and not as plump and weird as I'd personally like it. I need more drama, more buildup and break, yk? Also I had a very nice migraine and dumb boring adult stuff to do when I had allocated time to working on this fic. It was supposed to be out today but I have not slept and I am crashing, and that tends to lead to unintelligible nonsense, so I am going to rest. I'll put a sneak peek under a cut (10 sentences) if you'd like to see it, but the whole thing should be out tomorrow unless I die in my sleep. Big shoutout to my wonderful girlfriend for helping me out with this one.

To the anon who sent me an ask very recently: Your brain is massive and very wrinkly, that shit is my jam and I was in the process of brainstorming for a Vil fic anyhow, so you will absolutely get what you desire. (Poly is completely fine and welcomed, btw. If I do not want to write something, I will let you know.)

Okay, here's the 10 sentences! Thank you for your patience!

The roof was thatched, but beyond the light being streamed in by the afternoon sun, you couldn’t see very well inside the place after Ruggie opened the door. He poked his head in and pressed a hand against your belly, a silent “back up.”

You took a step back and sharply turned your head to the sound of a twig snapping. There wasn’t anything there, but you also couldn’t see the twig. For a place called the Afterglow, this area of it was honestly kind of shadowy. It was pretty unsettling, like a blanket that had a spider hiding in it somewhere, but you didn’t know where. You stared out into the dim distance and a gentle touch on your arm scared you out of your skin.

Ruggie’s hand retracted as he looked at you as though you'd lost it, “What’s wrong?”

“I- Sorry, I thought I heard something.”

[indra-sexygirl]

[lilybug-02]

Hesitate or Perish.

Bug Fact: Dragonflies have a hunting success rate of 95%, higher than any other animal observed in the world.

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[milkbreadtoast]

Prince Jesse Venetiaan, the Moon of the Divine Kingdom🌙✨

[rexscanonwife]

Ever since I saw @em-doods' Spider-Scout design I've been itching to draw it, I love him sooo much!! 😊🫶💖 (zooms under cut!)

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 132

So it turns out Danny and Billy share a realms guardian. Not like they knew that until they literally got scruffed and taken through a portal- apparently realms paperwork can take years or even centuries so they actually got really lucky with how much their guardian was pushing. 

Apparently the primordial being of Space and the primordial being of Storm is one and the same and has been… well not throwing a fit but also yes throwing a fit at the Observants and other paperwork beings of the Zone. 

So it’s not the worst kidnapping either of them have gone through, apparently they’re getting a checkup and a crash course in realms stuff?? Oh god what do you mean there’s the equivalent of galas in the Zone and they have to go to them??? Sam/Tim help them! 

On the bright sides, way less attacks on Amity now that a primordial being that literally shuffles around entire galaxies just because is hanging around to teach him how to do things. And when Billy gets found out to be ten he can cheerfully say he has permission from his guardian. The one literally letting them get through space so quickly just because they think the league is neat. In an idle wow yep kiddo that is a funky looking cat we aren’t taking home yep, way. 

[alienssstufff]

does this mean we will get misclickduo family art… holds hands out politely

whwhwh I did doodle like,,, all of q!Slimeriana’s kids as a group (if u can find them) if that means anything

Here’s like wwww weeks worth of sketches i don’t have the energy to finish rn😭- bunch of qsmp, dsmp, last life au and OCs squashed into one

[keymintt]

oh, your heart aortic work of art

[manderleyfire]

I will do all this, I will get all this blood on my hands, and you are able to plead naivety.

[brainrotcharacters]

something so sexy about the mental image of Odysseus utilizing his seafaring skills during Charybdis

[milkbreadtoast]

a bunch of quick twsb doodles...

[dorothywonderland]

Yes Doro I see your vision and find it hilarious XD But now I’m just imagining the funny ways her family members are signing her arm cast (and presumed leg one by her crutch) and posing with her independently XD Like Hephaestus is like: “Welcome to the “genius almost crippled god club.” Or Hera being a good stepmother and doting on her with Ares begrudgingly being there, or literally a happy pic of Ares and co. just being a good brother/siblings and sitting beside her ^w^

I actually created that drawing imagining Hermes painting over everyone else's drawings and signatures. Like, Aphrodite would draw many cute hearts and sort of force Ares to sign the cast too. Apollo would be the happiest to sign it and everyone would fill up all the spaces with drawings and 'get well soon' messages. Then Hermes would just come along with a bunch of paint and cover everyone else's hard work with his majestic signature.

But I'm sure everybody reacted really well when they saw what hermes did and i'm also sure hera helped athena to fix that mess of a hair

anyways,...hermes getting jumped under read more just because

[vaguely-concerned]

waiting until the second season opener to reveal that stolas terminally love-at-first-sighted that little motherfucker (I wish I was exaggerating or joking but no that shit was literally ON SIGHT), thus recontextualizing in one stroke everything about season 1, was an act of stunning emotional violence in storytelling that I may never recover from it's perfect

[skeletoninthemelonland]

never lay down in bed right after eating. don't think about staying on your phone for nearly two hours in that position. don't sleep either. acid reflux is real and i hate that guy

[masscared-star]

i cant get her out of my head please PLEASE