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[cheesebrackers]

I’m getting better at drawing robots :3

[ms0milk]

they made me in a lab to worship you

[milksprink]

i think they call this look “stoner butch lingerie”

[vintageghoststories]

finished arcane s2s first 3 eps. Stumbles off and collapses in the distance

[mangostar]

dunmeshi anime next month please go watch it it’s literally the best thing ever

[cosmerelists]

What Car Cosmere Characters Would Drive

As requested by @salted-watermelon :)

If Cosmere characters were instead carsmere characters and, like, drove cars, what kind of car would best suit them? (Don't worry--I got my butch wife to help with this post.)

1. Straff Venture: A cybertruck

The worst of cars for the worst of men.

2. Elend: A Prius

Elend decides to get an environmentally conscious, gas-saving vehicle partly because he cares about the planet, but mostly because it makes his dad SO mad.

3. Kaladin: A beat-up old Corolla

Kaladin's car may be a bit old and it may be a bit beat-up but storms if it isn't the most dependable thing ever. No matter what that car goes through, it just keeps chugging along.

4. Adolin: A Mustang

Get it? Because it's a car with a horse on it!

5. Shallan: A VW Bug

"What's an artsy car for Shallan?" I asked. "How about a Bug?" said my wife. "That's perfect!" I cried. "Shallan LOVES bugs because cremlings is bugs!"

And that is my story.

6. Wax: A Bentley...and also a beat-up old pickup truck

In true Wax style, he drives the Bentley in the Roughs but uses the old beat-up pickup truck in the city, especially when driving to fancy parties.

7. Steris: A Volvo

According to a google search, a Volvo is a car for someone dependable, boring, and safety-conscious. Steris is not actually a boring person, of course, but she would definitely have a boring-person car. Not to mention one that is very safe!

8. Eshonai: A Jeep

A good car for exploring!

9. Lightsong: Rolls Royce

He doesn't drive it anywhere. It mostly just sits there and looks beautiful.

10. Vasher: A mangled Dodge Charger

The car looks a lot like Vasher himself--like it's been through centuries of wear and tear. But hey, it works! Sorta.

11. Leshwi: A Motorcycle

Basically I thought about Leshwi riding a motorcycle and then I passed out.

12. Allrianne: Mini Coop

Apparently these are the girliest of cars. And in Allrianne's case, it's definitely pink!

13. Tress: Takes the bus

In no universe does Tress have a car, I feel. Taking the bus is fine!

14. Raboniel: Subaru

Leading, of course, to the classic exchange:

Raboniel: I drive a Subaru. Navani: 👀 👀 👀

15. Dalinar: A Minivan

Doesn't it just feel right? The other Highlords may scoff at his stodgy old car, and Sadeas might bitterly remind Dalinar of his Hummer days, but a minivan is just the best for Dad-inar. He can drive all his kids around, it has lots of room for storage, and it's so dependable!

A minivan is just where it's at.

[waterloggedsoliloquy]

mutual 1: sorry the update for my webcomic this week is a bit late! i really had to rush it so it prolly looks really sloppy lol [some of the most sophisticated comic art ive ever seen]

mutual 2: call me uterine lining the way astarions cervix got me bleeding profusely

mutual 3: do you think nanowrimo will give me a posthumous pity publishing deal if i mention it in my suicide note

mutual 4: okay fine i finally started revolutionary girl utena

mutual 5: does columbo know the service he did for butch lesbians. for all of us

mutual 6: wish you were here [blurry picture set of conifer woods in early autumn evening, taken as if frantically running down a winding trail]

mutual 4: im pretty hardy i dont need the trigger list but thanks for looking out for me guys

mutual 7: good morning lovelies another day the wizard tried to best me and another day i successfully locked him in the spare bathroom lol hope u like drinking shampoo fucker

mutual 8: here is a zip of every yuri manga scan i have and here is a backup in case i get dcma'd. the himejoshi lifestyle will never die

mutual 9: i wish i could go back in time to the shinzo abe assassination and ask to hold the doohickey

mutual 10: here's my essay on how wanting to be loved is the same as wanting to be eaten. three paragraphs in you'll find out that this is 100% tied to an obscure beauty and the beast manga i've been reading lately and how much i want to fuck the beast

mutual 4: oh thats why there was the trigger list.

mutual 11: YOU CAN'T LOCK ME IN THIS BATHROOM FOREVER

mutual 12: why do i have to defend my thesis to people i dont even respect. im not dickriding you just give me the degree

mutual 13: its just me and this scab ive picked into my scalp against the world

mutual 14: my little dragon got glazed and is ready to go into the kiln! everyone wish him good luck!

mutual 3: nvm i am a beautiful genius. perhaps the most beautiful genius of all

mutual 15: i think we should give david lynch rpgmaker and whatever happens happens

mutual 16: kpeyboaatrds brpokem gpuys

mutual 17: also heres my work in progress glossary of mixtec words! i still have a long way to go but i love being able to preserve my roots even in this small way

mutual 4: i just finished the black rose arc. question: what

mutual 18: i need emet-selch to be my wife

mutual 19: i need glados to be my husband

mutual 20: visited the ocean today!!! <3 beach pics!!! there is a darkness growing within me

mutual 21: the forms for my legal name change came in. pls vote in this poll of what my middle name should be: Dill Pickle (Dickle for short), Optimus Prime, Tumblr User Gorgonicteratologist, Smeve

mutual 22: just finished my 100th book of the year! this weeks read was the uses of enchantment by the psychologist bruno bettelheim,

mutual 23: reeses penis butter cups lol

mutual 4: i need to hunt akio for sport

mutual 24: oouugghhrgh. hot. dog.

mutual 25: your favorite character or fictional other would want you to brush your teeth and wash your face so you're well rested and wake up feeling refreshed! make them proud!

mutual 26: being a delivery driver isnt the worst job ive ever had but i do keep wondering what itd be like to drive off into the wild blue yonder one day and not come back

mutual 27: weird dog? [phone picture of critically endangered stork]

mutual 28: i think the two phone line polls in front of my house are having a lovers tryst. no way to prove it tho

mutual 4: WHAT

mutual 29: while you bitches are balduring your gates or finalling those fantasies im doing what a REAL gamer does. playing a b tier rpg that came out in 2004 for the 18th time

mutual 30: ^ real. hamtaro ham ham heartbreak is a masterpiece of interactive art. im not even going to call it a video game at this point

mutual 4: THAT'S HOW IT ENDS?! ANTHY?

mutual 31: can you help me pick which drawing looks better: 34% overlay or 36% soft light?

mutual 32: new video essay out. its called disability in video game narratives: final fantasy 14's most reliable fault. i churned the script out over an all-nighter and my mic crapped out halfway through but by god i did it

mutual 33: my new zine bundle is out! if you buy it you also get a discount on all my game jam games! i really cant wait for you to play them!

mutual 4: yall should watch revolutionary girl utena

[twinsfawn]

my beautiful butch wife <3

[lightningcolond]

sol doodles from memory because i haven’t been able to play strive for like 3 days and i miss my beautiful butch lesbian male wife

[starions]

Who is Butch's dad???

The biggest mystery of Vault 101 to me if the fact no one knows who Butch’s dad is, not even him, and Ellen was never married. According to the official Fallout 3 guide, the reason Butch acts out and is an overall terrible person is because his mother being an alcoholic and his lack of a father pushes him to be rebellious. Seeing the Lone Wanderer with perhaps the only caring dad in the vault may be why he targets them the most.

My theories are:

1) The Overseer. This one is far fetched, I know; but it is interesting to consider. If he is Butch’s father, it would make sense for him to enable Ellen’s alcoholism to keep her from sharing Butch’s father. Who would believe the vault drunk? Him employing the Tunnel Snakes may be to keep a close eye on Butch. However, considering the vault canonically has abortion pills according to voice lines, he would probably have Ellen flush out a pregnancy to avoid scandal.

2) Allen Mack. To be honest, everyone is related to the Mack family for some reason so let me throw him into the ring. This has some gross implications though; considering Susie refers to Butch as “dreamy” and Christine (who is a cousin to the Macks) “puts out,” I would like to wipe this one off the table all together. Also, Allen seems to love his wife Gloria very much, seeing how his personality completely switches after she dies.

3) A wastelander. This one is my favorite. If we take Butch’s birthday from this wiki at face value, he was born at the tail end of 2257, meaning he was conceived in February of 2257 give or take. If Alphonse closed the vault doors in 2257 or 2258, Ellen could have been one of the vault dwellers who made a trip to the wasteland beforehand. It could be plausible she met a wastelander, fell in love, Butch was conceived, and the vault doors were closed before or shortly after he was born. The loss of her love could have sparked her alcoholism, and again, if she says anything about the vault once being open, who would trust the vault drunk?

This is so interesting to me, especially since it was never touched on in the game. Maybe there's some tension in the vault from women who don't trust there husbands, wondering if their partner could be the father of Ellen's child, especially because she's regarded as a "fading beauty."

I almost posted this on /r/falloutlore before I read that speculation was against the rules :P oh well

[quillkiller]

Dorcas headcanons please!! She’s my wife and I love her dearly

butch!!!! super duper ultra traditional stereotypical butch dyke !!!! she’s literally the butch dyke of my dreams

buzzcut <3

athletic, on the quidditch team if it’s set in canon or soccer or rugby or whatever else if it’s a modern au. also not immune to roller derby player dorcas. like…. marlene and dorcas rivaling roller derby players…. im weak…

poet, writer, artist, anything that has her working and creating with her hands !!

reg has a crush for her on a bit, but dorcas is very oblivious to this :/ she’s just so hot and confident and muscly regulus is salivating……

big tea drinker. she loves tea and is very pretentious about how she makes her own and also bullies people for ’drinking tea wrong’

she has a cat!!! to me she’s such a cat person.. her cat is very grumpy and dorcas loves her more than anything in the world.. marlene has a fur allergy… huge thing between them..

she’s a very good cook (again, she loves working with her hands) but finds it depressing to cook for only one person :/ so she barely ever cooks anything special for herself. to impress someone tho ????? yeah….

very ambituous and goal oriented, the type of person who forgets to take breaks or to take care of themselves <- huge in my dorlene <3

a slythetin, but not necessarily in the skittles friend group. it’s more that she’s one of the only people that the skittles are friendly with/and that they actually like. so they’re friends, but dorcas isn’t necessarily in the skittles friend group to me !!

emmeline vance is her best friend !! and also her situationship for a while, homoerotic childhood best friend turned best friend forever. like they were just there ??? and both discovering that they were queer ?? and puberty and desire and bodies changing and love is confusing and especially if you’re a queer person trying to figure out if you’re feelings are platonic of not!! so yeah they’re going through it together and its a bit messy and awful but also beautiful and they trust each other in a way they dont trust anyone else !!!!!

[selfshipgushing]

*gasp*

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME I COULD MAKE A FEM VERSION OF MY F/O-

I'm so gay and I'm screaming BECAUSE-

FEM BUTCH VERSION OF MY HUSBAND, GENDERSWAP AU! YES! YES PLEASE!

I love him no matter what and IHHHH

Seen so many fanarts of him in "gender swap" version and legit sobbing because my husband/wife is so beautiful

Even made my own drawing of him and AHHHH

I LOVE WOMEN! I LOVE MEN! I LOVE MASC PEOPLE! I LOVE FEM PEOPLE! I LOOOOOOVE MY F/O RAHHH <3

im gay (men), though i love me a feminine man (my f/o has pretty long hair hajhsjfa hehehehehehehehehehe)

[derangedanomaly]

Idk why but I like doing this rn, so uhm- found a new way to spam you too lol

1. "Kris Laila Lynn, I almost like my name:D"

2. "I'm a Scorpio!"

3. "Blade:D"

4. "Uhm, I'm bored ig"

5. "I'm taken, don't try anything bitches😔✋"

6. "Movie? Uhm.. The goldfinch! "

7. "I'm like- 6'2? I think"

8. ":) " my mother wants me dead" by ily, tho it's a techno remix"

9. "Ace, rain and-.. Drawing"

10. "Mhhhh, thinking abt my Au, seeing or hearing anything that Nm does to my boys aaaand, being in this game."

11. "The boys, asylum!sans:D and.... Killing-"

12. "Uh.. Like- idk.. Spaghetti?"

13. "FINN WOLHARD... Sry-"

14. "Uhm.. Like 4 or 5 tattoos and... Over 7 piercings"

15. "Uh, like- idk rly"

16. "Turn off's? Uhm- too many things"

17. "Scary movies"

18. "Computer"

19. "Mh.. Idk rly"

20. "Like 2days ago? Met someone who acted like she was my mom or smt."

21. "I mean yeah, I hate doing it tho"

22. "I speak uhm, German, Spanish and French, and a little bit Russian, but no where near fluid"

23. "Not rly I think"

24. "Like-.. Idk... She-ra or smt"

25. "Am I supposed to think of a question?.. Idk uhm-

What's my fav book? I rly like the novel the goldfinch- cuz it's gay:D and rlyyyy good, I could talk for hours on end abt it!"

Decided that my MTT would answer! :D

Red- Blade

Purple- Ace

Orange- Ted

1. "My full government name's Dust Undertale. But that last bit is- uh.. well.. dead.. so you can call me Ace. Just- Ace."

"I'm Blade!" "Uh... Any other-?" "Blade."

"Ted..." "..."

2. "I'm Aquarius, Blade's Taurus and Ted's Leo."

"Aww! Ace! You remember my birthday?!"

"Shut the fuck up...."

3. Fanon answers:

"KRIS! KRIS IS MY BIGGEST BEST FRIEND-"

"Blade...settle down.. uh..my best friend...? Probably... Lilian......." He seemed bashful admitting it. (Lilian belongs to @0glitched0-1out1 !)

"Chaos. My best friend is one hundred percent Chaos!"

Canon answers:

"Best friend? Uh... Well...you see-"

"He doesn't have a best friend."

"HEY! NOW THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR-!"

"I consider Ted my best friend!"

"... I'm not your friend.. I'm neither of you a friend.... You dirty brother killers..."

"......."

4. "Annoyed, because this questioning has been going on for-"

"I FEEL GREAT!!"

"......tired...."

5. Fanon:

"Taken. My partner is Kris, and he's the best partner I could ever ask for..."

"TAKEN!! TO MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE LILIAN!" (They're not married. He just likes to call her like that. 😔)

"... I'm... single... I'm not currently... interested in a... relationship..."

Canon:

".... relationship status? I'm single currently.."

"SINGLE- But I'm getting bitches!"

"No. You aren't."

"HOW DARE YOU! Yes I am-!"

"Single... I'm not searching for a... relationship..."

6. "I like... Friday the 13th... For some reason...."

"Why that? I think that Halloween's better."

"You know.... I always felt like the movie House Of Wax somehow speaks to me!"

(💀 they have NO idea..)

7. "We're all pretty tall... But those are the effects of- well... Being under Nightmares command... No. I'm not going to clarify what exactly I mean by that, but I'm 6'11"

"Why are your answers always so long? Anyways- I'm 6'8,71!"

"... 9'1,45..."

8. "I relate to.. uh.. Wet by Dazey and the scouts... BUT I LOVE SHOULDER BOULDERS BY S3RL!"

"Of course you do... But I like K. by Cigarettes After Sex"

"..? A song.....? Uh.. I like... Butch 4 butch... By Rio Romeo.."

9. "Horror themed things..., Games and Novels.."

"Blood, my rats (Jeffrey, Bob, Mike 💀), and alcohol!" (He's lying...)

"Flowers, animals and...peace..."

10. "...." Ace refuses to answer...

"=)" Blade seems unwilling to answer too... twitching and holding his knife tightly...

"...My family which I didn't see for too long.... Nightmare... And... being stuck in this realm.."

....

11. "The unstoppable marching of time that'll slowly lead to unexpected death..."

"My caricatures, my 18+ mags, and...death! =)"

"My...family..." (Papyrus...)

12. "Food? I don't eat."

"I like- uh... Pancakes? I guess? Lmao."

"......everything but nothing at the same time......."

13. "OMG- Well, I wouldn't call him a celebrity- BUT CHAOS! HAVE YOU SEEN JUST WHAT THAT GUY ACHIEVED?! HE-"

"I like myself! :)"

"... Celebrity?"

14. "None."

"I wanted to have some! But I didn't do it. :("

"...."

"Ace? Why are you suddenly so qui- wait.... AIN'T NO WAY-"

"... Uh..."

"YOU HAVE A TATTOO?! OR A PIERCING?!"

"... I... don't have a tattoo..."

"...So... A piercing?"

"OMG- YOU HAVE TO SHOW!! SO YOU HAVE SCARS AND A PIERCING?!"

"....not only one..."

"...."

"YOU HAVE MULTIPLE PIERCINGS-?!"

"Cut the camera!"

15. ".... I'd rather not say..."

"Turn-ons..?"

"OH- DO I HAVE A LIST FOR YOU! SO-"

16. "I'm asexual you fucking dick nips-"

"...huh..?"

"Turn-ofs? Uhh... Can't think of any right now!"

17. "Scary movies."

18. "Computer!"

"Anywhere I could watch porn-"

"... Television..."

19. "... What's a perfume?"

(I told you they all smell.. 😔😭)

20. "20 minutes ago! :D"

"... I don't cry much.."

"...."

21. "No."

"Yes-!"

"No. No he doesn't. We all can't really...cook."

22. "Well... I'm Arabic! I can speak English, Arabic and Japanese!"

"I can speak Russian, French, Spanish and Italien."

"...I can speak... German...and Japanese..."

23. "No."

24. "Steven Universe, Big Bang Theory and Red Dwarf!"

"Naruto, Demon Slayer, Komi Can't Communicate!"

"Why that last one?"

".... She's hot-"

"Ew, Blade! SHE'S 17!!"

"NOT MY FAULT THEY MAKE HER LOOK OLDER!!"

"No! You're just gross!"

"... I don't really watch... Tv much..."

(I skipped the last one- since I didn't really know what to add. 💀🙏🏻)

[yellowjacketslesbian]

Reasons you should be watching Yellowjackets as a lesbian:

Let’s start with the obvious, shall we, the canon lesbian ship (VanTaissa). Which includes a masc/butch lesbian and a lesbian of color! Like we love to see the representation! Their relationship also feels authentic in a way rarely seen in media. Their scenes really shine with the underlying playfulness of young, first love.

Did I mention they’re played by an openly nonbinary lesbian actor and a queer actress in the 1996 timeline and Taissa in 2021 is played by another queer actress! And the cast has been allowed a lot of involvement in making their characters stories even more authentic (though the show runners and writers already do an amazing job).

Speaking of their story, one of my favorite things about the show is that their relationship and queerness isn’t treated as an obstacle to overcome, as it is many times in media. In fact, relationship is really a source of joy and strength for both characters when they’re stranded in the wilderness. Also, it should be noted that both of the lesbian characters have well developed storylines and motivations beyond their relationship.

And in 2021 we learn that Taissa grew up to have a beautiful family with her wife (who isn’t Van) and get to watch her campaign for state senate as an out lesbian. Enter the internal conflict of wanting to root for Taissa’s marriage in 2021 while simultaneously wanting a decades spanning love story for Van and Taissa.

On the topic of Van, she’s one of the best representations of masc/gender nonconforming lesbians I’ve seen in my lifetime. The show allows her to be sweet and soft and emotionally vulnerable in a way that masc/butch lesbians are rarely allowed to be on screen. (I could go on about what that portrayal personally meant to me, but that’s a whole other thread)

However, the show’s overarching queerness and exploration of lesbian identity goes far beyond the canon relationships. Jackie and Shauna are two best friends on the show who have an underlying (and very obvious) romantic tension to their friendship complete with longing glances and homoromantic friendship breakups.

Let me put it this way, if you even remotely liked Jennifer’s Body, you will be head over heals for JackieShauna. And don’t even get me started on the visceral portrayal of Jackie’s comphet in the pilot (or do if you want a dissertation). And there’s also queer coding in so many other characters (stares at Lottie and her purple laced docs and Nat and her everything).

Also, I cannot stress enough how incredible this show is even beyond it’s queer elements! Like from the 90s vibes to the incredible writing to beautiful cinematography, it’s worth the watch. Like it’s a riveting psychological horror mystery that explores the brutalities of girlhood with heart and humor.

Did I mention Showtime renewed through season 3 before we even got a trailer for season 2, so we’re guaranteed at least two more seasons! (Not to mention Showtime has a long history of supporting lesbian and queer narratives)

[sol-consort]

What do you think about the brown balayage they gave Ashley in mass effect 3? I just started it and do far I'm not a big fan of the change I miss her black hair when she came on my screen I was like "who's that?". Idk, maybe I'm just not used to it yet.

look at what they did to my wife :(

I haven't played ME3 with Ashley yet–chose Kaidan after I found out I couldn't romance her because I wanted a toxic doomed yuri between her and my femshape– EITHER WAY, from what I've seen in video....ehhhh.

It's not just the hair, but the hair is also important–it's the way they smoothed her skin, removed her beautiful moles and blemishes, countored the living hell out of her cheeks. A full face of makeup? And WHY brown hair? why can't black hair be considered beautiful on its own? Why does Kaidan get to keep his stupid haircut and nice black hair while Ashley has to get a balayage??

Also it never sat right with me how they removed Kaidan's tan/brownish skin and made him very pale in ME3.

If Ashley was someone who liked and wore make-up in ME1, then this would've been dandy and cool. Instead it feels strange...weird. She had her own personal style, and I loved her for it. The black hair and neat bun, bare face, and dryish lips. It made her look so kissable. Oh my god.

But I've also seen the walltext rants from incels on the subreddit about how she's "basically a bimbo" and "they ruined her personality and made her a dumb party chic! She looks like a whore" and let me tell you... yikes. I do NOT want to be lumped in with that crowd, so I'll support ME3 Ashley out of spite.

I just want her moles back... man :(

I just want my butch army wife back

[apoli-meow]

!REUPLOAD!

Sorry to the person who commented on the original, I see you

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Still listening to Cult of Dionysus.. My parents are worried

Shoutout to that one guy who keeps encouraging me in the first few hours of posting I love you sm

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Sylviaaaaa (tbh she's like the least developed character cuz she's my least favorite (she's just kinda boring ig) but she does have somethings!!)

Name: Sylvia 'Zee' Zbornak

Age: 16

Sexuality: WOMEN- I mean lesbian (butch ofc)

Pronouns: she/her

Race: Mayan (mayan women are so beautiful istgggg- 😭😭💓💓... Sorry just my inner lesbian acting up)

Height: 173 cm (5'7 feet 🙄🙄)

Personality: tired jock, has braincells, is quickly losing them. The only thing that's keeping her from going insane is wander.

~ Random facts ~

• Has 3 younger brothers (triplets, age 10, idc abt canon at this point), her father is dead (yay for me inflicting trauma on my characters)

• Loves motorcycles

• MCR, G.L.O.S.S., Dream Wife (tbh I don't really know any of them at all, but I listened to a couple of their songs and they sound like something she would listen to lmao)

• Gym bros with Hater, they beat up eachother a lot (and beat up other people too)

• Was the one who bullied Peepers in middle school

• Now it's just awkward cuz she feels guilty but also takes no shit

• They are lowkey pissed at eachother but are forced to hang out together since they have the same friend group (hater and sylv becoming friends, wander and peepers kinda reconciling), so they have this sorta agreement to just not address their history (which is working out terribly but anything is better than communication ig)

• She was kind of a terrible person in middle school ngl

• Wander helped her change tho

• Dating Domi obv cuz these two are meant to be

• Her love language is being protective and putting pins on her bag for you. So a couple of them are actually not for her but for her friends ;)

• Her aesthetic is obviously punk but she's definitely more on the chill side.

• Not sure what else to say. Her tattoo is a quetzal bird, a symbol of freedom so I thought it would be perfect for her! Also it's really pretty <3

• Oh, I just remember - her water bottle is a gift from Wander (which is why it's so bright and colourful). She couldn't refuse a gift.

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Yeah, that's basically it. I definitely had fun with this drawing.

Who should I make a post about next? Wander, Domi or Hater? (be warned, Hater is kinda ooc (I'm doing my best here))

Plz respond 🥲 (asking people to respond worked before right?..)

P.S. here's her tattoo ik nobody needs it but I spent an hour on it