#my baby girl and the internets niece

[tododeku-or-bust]

would you share some more newborn Phi hcs?

🥹🥹🥹🥹 boy will I!!!!!

Philia is a Cancer (explains why damn near everything will push her to emotions. Something adorable or happy? She tearing up. Something sad? She tearing up. Somebody said her dress was a different color than what she thought it was? Papa how could everything be so WRONG. Patroclus now has two people to wish he could tell life wasn't all that deep, but he'll never stop her from expressing herself)

She's a premie! Philia was born a month and a half early and underweight (guess when that means she was conceived 👀). While her vengeful roar upon birth suggested she was fine, they had to keep an eye on her for a month to make sure. It was around Achilles' birthday that they were allowed to go home.

It was a very hard birth for Achilles. I have different ideas on the why for two of the AUs where Phi shows up (B&R, Flashpoint) but suffice it to say, there will be no more babies after her. He also had to stay in the hospital for that month.

While I drew her with green eyes in the art (I felt a lil bad for Achilles lmao) Philia's eyes don't actually look green until she's about two months old. They're a pale greyish at first, but the doctors told them that was normal (that's based off my little cousin; his eyes were greyish blue as a baby but were brown as he aged)

She has a full head of sleek dark hair! Achilles was born with a full head; Patroclus was near bald.

Philia is a fussy, colicky baby. She can't help it 😭 it's honestly why she cries so much. Just real sensitive to things.

Philia sleeps when Philia wants (so get used to it, old men 🤣) even when she's not wailing the woes of newborn life, she's still quietly grumbling very early on. As she's falling asleep, it's "hmmmmm...mmm......mmmm" like girl close your eyes lmao you are not missing anything!

The Infamous Burrito Blanket was taught to them by Thetis! It worked on Achilles as a baby, and so when he got a baby with a similar temperament ("she's better than you" Thetis will brag) she already knew what to do.

Philomela taught Patroclus how to wrap the blanket and baby around their chest and back, to allow her to sleep better. He was that clingy of a baby as well.

Her first smile and laugh is at Patroclus, when she's all fed, burped, and wrapped up. He was cooing at her, playing with her little nose, and she giggled! He about broke into tears 😭

Just like in Protection, Achilles always dodges the first baby blow out, leaving Patroclus to fend for himself 🤣 he gets caught with the second one, though. It's horrible, but it helps that Philia smiles at him like he's the Best Daddy Ever afterward.

I feel like I'm saying too much 😭 started having too much fun, it was just so cute! Thank you for the ask!

[cynical-ghost]

WHOS CHILD IS THAT

Paring: Charles Leclerc x wife!reader.

Genre: fluff, smau-social media, secret family.

Warning(s): use of Yn, translated French.

Synopsis: Paparazzi, the intrusive people they are, send the internet into a frenzy after posting a picture of Charles Leclerc, his secret wife and their child.

Gossip.grid

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Gossip.grid Charles Leclerc no longer single? The Ferrari driver was spotted on his yacht in Monaco this afternoon with a mysterious woman.

Cl16myhubby Crying rn.

User15 she’s just using him for his money.

User12 he doesn’t want you @/User15

F1wags We are so happy for him!

charles_leclerc

Liked by Ynforeal, maxverstappen1, arthur_leclerc and 897.984 others

charles_leclerc Summer break ☀️💕

User10 Soft launching ?

Cl16myhubby He was spotted by paparazzi on his yacht with a woman.

User10 Is it on a gossip page?

Cl16myhubby Yes! @/gossip.grid

User10 TYSM!!

Maxverstappen1 have a good summer mate ☀️

charles_leclerc you too mate 👍

Carlossainz55 👀

charles_leclerc 🤫

Ynforeal

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Ynforeal Sunrise to Sunset with the people I love most❤️☀️

Yourbff beautiful girl🩷

Yourbff Get home so I can see my niece!!

User25 Is baby daddy still a secret?

Ynismymother Not yet, but I can feel it in my nuggets that it will be outed soon !!

User15 Charles in the likes??

User12 girl you are late to the party, he’s been following and liking her pics since before he was in F1.

User4 🤔🤔

charles_leclerc

Liked by Ynforeal, Arthur_leclerc, yourbff and 897,865 others

charles_leclerc I would like you all to meet my two favourite people on this earth, @/ynforeal, my gorgeous wife and Juliette my wonderful daughter 🩷❤️

Ynforeal Je t’aime Charlie 💕

charles_leclerc Je t’aime mon amour ❤️

User12 OMFG!!!

User15 They are so ducking cute together!

Maxverstappen1 P wants to know when Jules can come over for a play

Charles_leclerc tomorrow?

Ynforeal

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Ynforeal My handsome husband and our beautiful daughter ❤️

[angelicsoka]

BEAUTIFUL THINGS, l. hughes

pairings | luke hughes x fem!actress!reader, platonic!quinn hughes x reader, platonic!jack hughes x reader

summary | in which luke and his girlfriend announce to the world the secret they’ve been keeping

warnings | not proofread. no use of “y/n”, use of the name “winona” change if need be :). lowercase intended. this is a work of fiction, i am by no means saying this is how they act in real life.

a/n | i’ve had no motivation to write as of late but this won the vote so i figured i’d post it! the quinn fic should be up in the next few weeks (hopefully). i feel like this sucks ass but i wanted to post it. ive never posted a social media fic on here so this was very different for me

liked by jackhughes, _quinnhughes, and 3,223,034 others

yourusername i want you, i need you, oh god, don't take these beautiful things that i've got <3

1.9.23

welcome to the world, miss winona ellen hughes 🌷

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user1 oh. my. god

user77 i think i might explode

_quinnhughes my favorite niece!!

yourusername your only niece... _quinnhughes

_quinnhughes 🤫🤫 yourusername

jackhughes WINNIE!!!

jackhughes proud to hold the title of favorite uncle 😎

_quinnhughes i beg to differ

jackhughes kys

lhughes_06 i hate both of you

yourusername hey! be nice! plus i’m pretty sure nicohischier holds the title currently.

nicohischier suck on that jackhughes _quinnhughes

_quinnhughes he’s not even a blood relative?!

jackhughes i can’t anymore

nicohischier she’s so cute! you need to bring her around more :)

yourusername definitely! she loves you and the team

elblue6 my sweet granddaughter ❤️ can’t wait to see her again!

yourusername we can’t wait to see you both either <33 soon i promise!

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lhughes_06 my daughter winnie, sending the internet into absolute chaos even as a baby :)

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user2 a sad day for luke girlies all around the world 😔

user1 bro if you actually cared you would be happy for him! it’s not a “sad day” whatsoever!!

edwards.73 bro her caption is so cute and then there’s yours.

lhughes_06 hey! it’s true!

yourusername it’s a good thing i love him 😔

yourusername i love you lu <3

lhughes_06 i love you mamas, and our beautiful lil winnie

edwards.73 congrats to both of you!

yourusername thank you eddy !!

jackhughes bro she’s too little to be sharing feet pics

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jackhughes i liked yourusername’s caption better

lhughes_06 i’ll revoke your godfather rights

yourusername don’t listen to him he’s all bark no bite

_quinnhughes bring her to vancouver please i have a gift for her.

lhughes_06 only hughes 43 jersey she will be wearing is a devils

yourusername luke quit being a baby! she can have both!

lhughes_06 -_-

rutgermcgroarty winnie has broke the internet i think

lhughes_06 that's my daughter!

rutgermcgroarty we expect no less from the daughter of a hughes brother

user100 my heart just shattered into a million pieces :(

user6 girl be so fr you never had a chance.

[rowdyluv]

can’t deny those curls - insta

note: first post for the new revamped (new plot) for dad!luke au🥰

summary: snarky insta post made by rosey (reader) saying between Luke’s head of curls and their little one’s curls there is no denying she is his child

warnings: suggestive topic brought up, bullying towards rosey, rude towards child, Luke being defensive,

rosey_yn has posted for the first time in a while!

rosey_yn 3m ago

liked by lhughes_06, jackhughes, elblue6 and others

rosey_yn: take a good look at my man’s head of curls…then look at OUR baby girl’s curls and try to tell me he isn’t HER daddy.

tagged: lhughes_06

edwards.73: baby hughes

njdevils: our favorite devil! emersyn of course, not the dad or her uncle.

↪️ rosey_yn: she’s definitely the biggest devils fan.

jackhughes: idk how you tame Em’s hair in a little under a year but Luke can’t in 21.

liked by rosey_yn, _quinnhughes, & trevorzegras

↪️ rosey_yn: well, you see it is our lukey you’re talking about after all

dylanduke25: when am i going to get to see my niece again

↪️ lucafantilli: we already know emmy is yours and Luke’s we lived through the conception let us see her

↪️curtislazar95: emmy is the only confirmation that rusty is not a virgin.

↪️dylanduke25: can give plenty of firm confirmation that he in fact was not waaaay before pre-knowledge of emmy.

↪️_quinnhughes: dukers, fantilli my mother can see this and i now have to bleach my eyes for seeing this about my baby brother and rosey

roseymorelikehoesy: lmfao if dark hair and curls makes luke her daddy, guess that makes luke my daddy too lhughes_06 daddy you left for milk so long ago :(

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roseyposey_43: you and Luke make the perfect parents and the most precious child! emersyn is by far the cutest hughes - the long lived debate is officially over

↪️ lukeypookie: IF that baby IS Luke’s and y/n’s. she definitely didn’t get any of her looks from y/n. she is spitting image of a hughes and not a single mark of disgusting is to be seen.

↪️ hughesurdaddy43x2: only flaw she might have is her mother and that she can’t choose

lhughes_06: Everyone who has something rude, disgusting, or questioning to say about my girlfriend can leave her and her account alone. She is the mother of our daughter, Emersyn. Yes our daughter. There is no doubt that the perfect little girl is mine. Both of them mean more to me than I could ever possibly try to put into words. Seeing people who are supposedly supporters of myself, my team and my brothers make awful comments about my little family is frustrating and hurtful. So please stop and if you can’t stop, remove yourself from the equation. You control what you see and interact with on the internet. Simply ignore the things you dislike.

Thank you. - LH

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[easybrainrot34]

🖼️Lil Benedict Bridgerton Headcanons Pt 2🖼️

Woohoo part 2 baby!! Part 1 is right here! Some of these are modern!AU some of these are Regency era. As I said before I am truly a ✨slut✨ for this man. Hope y’all enjoy 😊

All r fluff and crack. Bonus Polin Headcanon ❤️

🎨= modern!AU

🎻= Renaissance era

🎨🎻= either

Also mentioned : Colin, Anthony, Kathony, Queer!Eloise, Gregory, and Polin

Ps, my ask and request r open :)

🎨 He went on a gap year before college to travel the world. He went kinda everywhere but he’s not one of those people that’s pretentious and has to talk about it all the time (no shade Colin, he’s more of an excited puppy about where he’s been anyway)

🎨 During cov!d he really honed in on his skills as an artist but also got really into skincare and hair care. Now he does a whole curly hair care routine because even though I can see him keeping his hair on the shorter side, he still likes it to have a little body.

���🎻 He would never admit it to Anthony (at least sober) but he wants the love that Kate and Anthony have for each other. He is such a hopeless romantic and I think he wants nothing more in this world than to find someone he feels he truly can’t live without.

🎻 Now we all know Benedict goes to balls more out of family obligation than actually wanting to, but I truly feel like once he’s married, he wants you to throw balls every season. He loves being able to show you off and what better setting them a ball with you as the person of honor. I also feel like he would enjoy throwing balls/parties for his more artistic, not part of the ton friends.

🎨 Now let’s say this is a modern AU where Eloise is a lesbian and our dear Ben is bisexual. I feel like when Eloise came out to him and said “I’m gay” he said, with no hesitation “you too?” I feel like the next day this man would just barge into her place with a gift bag full of Girl in Red, Chappell Roan, and Raneé Rapp albums, a pride flag, and a Carabiner. She would give him the “these are all stereotypes” lecture, but truly she appreciates it.

🎨🎻 I feel like he is very weak willed when it comes to his nieces and nephews. Like he is the favorite uncle, yes it took him bribing the kiddos, and yes he has no shame about it. He would stay firm with them (respecting the majority of set rules) but he will let them get away with small things. It will take him having his own kiddos to understand where everyone is coming from. (trust & believe that the siblings take their revenge)

🎨 He’s weak for a sundress. Weather it’s a cute little flower print, or a simple solid color, he just loves a little flowy sundress. I can’t explain it. It’s just this man’s weakness. (Btw this is what I mean when I say sundress, because apparently the Internet is having a debate about this right now lol)

🎻 Y’all remember when people were painting on each other’s bodies during Covid? Yeah he would do that. I feel like he would very much use u as a canvas during yall’s honeymoon. I feel like it would also end in a little ✨spicy time✨

🎨 While I can really see this man not giving a fck about whether he is fit or not I feel like as he starts to get a little bit older (late 30s early 40s) he would sign up for the gym. I feel like this will be a combination of him wanting to, but also Anthony, Colin, and Gregory would tease him about getting a “dad bod”. He knows though that you love it so he wouldn’t try to get too fit, just enough to be a little toned.

🎨🎻BONUS🎻🎨

He has such a fondness for Pen. This man is in her corner, if her and Colin get into a fight he automatically is taking her side. If he sees Cressida doing some shady sh!t he’s calling her out right then and there. I also feel once Colin and Pen announce their engagement, he would go to her and say “I’m sorry it took him so long to realize what we all knew” AHHH I JUST KNOW HE SHIPS POLIN!!!

[baby-alien11]

Y/N Ulrich and Jack Champion instagram interactions

yn.ulrich, jasminesavoy, dylanminnette and 104, 266 more

jackchampion this is from the day we adopted baby dragon jake... oh, and our first date (the photo was taken by our parents)

tagged: yn.ulrich

yn.ulrich best fisrt date ever!!

yn.ulrich please come back, the kids (butter and jake) and I miss you

› jackchampion I just went to the kitchen for a glass of water, running quickly to you

usser2351 I want what they have

masonthegooding please tell me that after this they went to get kids meals at mcdonalds

› skeetulrich actually they ate corndogs before getting on a rollercoaster, they puked after that

› yn.ulrich omg dad, don't say that on the internet

usser6761 they are so perfect

jackchampion, camilamendes, melissabarreram and 10,593 more

yn.ulrich I left my phone alone for two minutes and this is one of the fifthy photos that I found in it

tagged: jackchampion

jackchampion I was bored and you left me alone

› yn.ulrich totally valid reason

usser430 y/n is feeding us with content

jennaortega that was the face he used to practice how to ask you on a date

› yn.ulrich aww, this makes this photo more special

jamieflatters I have more photos and videos of him when we were filming Avatar, do you want them?

› yn.ulrich YES PLEASE

› jackchampion jamie, no

yn.ulrich, jennaortega, misstrinitybliss and 125,114 more

jackchampion look how cute she looks when she sleeps

tagged: yn.ulrich

misstrinitybliss i love Y/N room

julrich21 we call that the calm before the storm

› naiia she is like a bomb of energy once she is awake

› yn.ulrich please don't say anything humiliating

usser139 did she actually fell asleep with the candles light on??

› jackchampion no, I light them up the moment I arrived

jackchampion, lilireinthart, matthewlilard and 20, 119 more

yn.ulrich Butter has a new hairstyle, and also smells good

tagged: jackchampion, thebutterschronicles

jackchampion I haven't seen him so calm during a bath until today

› yn.ulrich what can I say? animals love me

vanessamorgan that is the most adorable sphynx cat I've ever seen

usser769 Butters seems so happy

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jackchampion please don't ask

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masonthegooding HAHAHAHAHA

usser241 i'm curious about this

baileybass context please

› yn.ulrich we lost a bet to my sister, that's the context

› naiia I'm glad I won

› jackchampion yeah, we know

jackchampion, skeetulrich, madelame and 63, 571 more

yn.ulrich if my boyfriend, dad and uncle can be ghostface, why can't I?

jackchampion YESSS LET'S BE GHOSTFACE TOGETHER

› yn.ulrich PERFECT COUPLE ACTIVITY

skeetulrich that's my little girl

matthewlilard WELCOME TO THE CLUB NIECE

deadmeat does this means you will have a mayor role in next movies?

› yn.ulrich I actually did this for fun, but I don't know anything about the next Scream movie

› yn.ulrich I'm a big fan of you, James and Chelsea

lianaliberato let's have sparkling ghostface robes

› yn.ulrich OMG YES

BONUS

yn.ulrich, jackchampion, kjapa and 249, 083 more

skeetulrich this is what I found when I arrived at the kitchen, they told me that they had something important to show me, please get this kids out of my house

tagged: yn.ulrich, jackchampion

kjapa send them to us

› madelame yess! we want to meet baby Ulrichs boyfriend

yn.ulrich dad, we aren't kids

› jackchampion yeah, we are eighteen

usser7989 they're so random

melissabarreram I love their chaotic energy

[ganondoodle]

i kinda want to read books again, i havent read any in .. more years than i know to remember but idk how to find anything i like, especially these days (i dont read fanfiction either .. , i tried a few times but it never really caught me q-q)

even when i was young i was somewhat picky (though there are plenty books im sure i finished but just .. dont remember) the last series i think i read was skullduggery pleasant (as i said, its been many years) but dropped it after it got a little 'weird' (in like .. i guess the shonen powerscaling problem, at least thats how it felt back then) and the annoying love interest boy that was seemingly only introduced so protag girl could do what normal girls do tm (i know theres many more books in the series so idk if hes actually more than that but eugh)

funnily enough i only seem to remember the books i loved so much i kept rereading them (the bartimäus trio, though i loved the forth prequel more than the others .. still sad i lost my copy of it in school) or the ones i stopped reading bc something completely threw me out of it-

there was one i literally only remember it was a protagonist (teen?) girl (is that a general common thing for the fantasy genre?) and she was travelling via a ship in that scene, idk if it was a flying one but something was different magical tm i think; and left it or ran away or so and sought shelter from the rain at some point and annoying boy caught up to her and they uuh .. started making out of nowhere?? (im sorry i literally only remember i felt rly uncomfortable and awkward, didnt like the boy, thought they had zero chemistry/felt forced AND i did NOT see it coming, like at all, maybe its my aro/ace/autism .. ness (that i wasnt aware of except being def different for most of my life, haha fun.) but i rememebr feeling like i got flashbanged by what i read, the only actual sentence i (think i) remember was "she felt the weight of his hips shifting onto hers" bc it weirded me out so much and i might just have stopped reading it at that point and never looked back lmao)

another one was one with a setting of having dragons and they were used like horses, also feathered! (though the cover picture, i think, was a big dragon eye surrounded by scales, pretty sure it annoyed me constantly but i might missremember, again its been so long and i went through things my brain wishes it could unlive) and the protagonist worked at a stable or soemthing (also girl? idk), last thing i remember was that all dragons started to go mad and kill themselves .. idk if i read any further

(honorable mention to uuh .. dämonenzeit (demon time), was a demon protagonist and it was a little brutal for my taste but when do you get a demon as the main guy, apparently there were two entries and i only read the first one, also lost that copy- Xarors (an OC of mine) first designs were based on the cover of that book and the thing the band 'disturbed' tended to use (the hooded guy with red glowing eyes) i was very original)

maybe all those were super well known ones and i just never knew (grew up without/extremely limited internet and tech in general after all.... the only one i knew was popular and also read all of it and had all parts .. was a certain bad wizard series that should not still be so popular *watches in horror as my niece gets into it and wants nothing but merch for it*) or really bad peepoo baby books, im possibly confusing or mixing some things bc i read quite a few ones with dragons and similar themes, but thats just what i remember/remember feeling like

(maybe i should see if i still have them somewhere and see how much is true of any of this .... though a part of me also doesnt want to)

[mintyisms]

MacDoesIt Starters

taken from random videos

"Go do something else. Damn, just let me murder in peace!"

"I lost my clothes in a crypto bet last night."

"I was literally just wearing an entire Ravenclaw pajama set that I got for Christmas last year because apparently people think I'm way more into Harry Potter than I actually am."

"I'm too sexy for therapy. Therapists can't handle this much sex. My sexiness is too sexy for mental health."

"Our connection has just been really lost over the past years, and I just don't understand why my trust is just gone, and I don't feel like I can tell you the truth anymore."

"Oh, you want me to spend money? Hahaha. No thank you."

"I know the freaks come out at night, girl, and I don't want to be one of them."

"I just wanna make a house and be cute. The American dream!"

"Why just cry at home when you're not invited to the party when you can just force yourself in?"

"Who needs real life when you have delusion?"

"Someone that dresses like this for Halloween is the type of person that thinks drinking White Claws is a hobby."

"Weed? What? No, I'm sorry, I believe in Jesus."

"I feel like I look terrifying in the worst way possible."

"Don't gatekeep me right now. I'm just trying to have fun. Let me enjoy myself, okay?"

"There are things you can do on the internet to get things you need. Because it's the internet."

"I already forgot what song I was singing."

"Am I stalling because I'm scared? Maybe."

"Do it one more time. Do it again, please. One more time for the family, please? One more time for the kids? Can you do it for the kids? Do it for Obama?"

"I didn't even wanna go to prom with you in the first place. I was just asking because I was being nice."

"All you need in life is someone that knows how to work wires and then suddenly your cat will come back to you."

"Have you seen those Furby snake things? Who though that was okay?"

"I'm afraid of everybody who has ever invested in a Furby."

"It knows what it's going to eat for dinner tonight, and it's me."

"Who needs to spend millions of dollars recreating Squid Game when you could watch a guy with a couple thousand dollars in his bank account scream at a Furby instead?"

"I don't think I should be saying the word abort around children. Is that not allowed? Honestly, probably not in this political climate."

"My niece does not like me."

"I probably shouldn't be calling a baby a bitch."

"You sound like a drunk toddler who can sing."

"The world is dying and ya'll still going to the beach."

"Yes, I did take an edible and watch a bunch of performance art videos."

[filmnoirsbian]

gOD yes to men being conditioned and raised in society to view all those things aldjfjkakakd im raising a little boy atm and while my partner is doing his best to unlearn several other misogynistic ideas that he's picked up in life (tho it's very different process for him since he was an effeminate gay man who found out he was bi very late in life) i am so scared that if we're not keeping an eye out for our baby boy something will slip in, like how youtube's algorithms like to suggest andrew tate's videos or how one slip up on tiktok can lead you down a road of right radicalism but also how society as a whole just has that undercurrent of misogyny that gets under your skin regardless like. god it's a lot. and it wracks me with anxiety. he's only 5 and so so kind and sweet and he absolutely adores his little sister and makes it a point to bring her to the barbie aisle when we ever visit the toy store and just the idea of him growing up to be someone who'd put her down simply bc she's a girl makes me weep.

The insidious effects of the internet on kids cannot be overstated tbh not to sound like an after school special but it really is so so so easy for them to end up seeing things online that are hateful and/or extremely damaging but are portrayed in a way that kids specifically will believe, enjoy, and/or internalize. Like it's fucking terrifying and for these reasons my sister, bil and I all don't allow my niece to access the internet on her own and especially watch youtube on her own but that only lasts while she's in the house. We can't control her internet intake every hour of the day and we've already been noticing the effects from when she watches whatever at friends' houses and school. Part of what makes child raising so scary is that they are so much more vulnerable to like. Everything.

[taysdorothea13]

put me in coach

summary: he’s not her dad, but he’ll gladly fill those shoes until taylor comes home

authors note: expanded on this ask of how travis would handle wren having a panic attack!

Travis Kelce knew that he was great with kids despite the narrative his brother liked to create on the internet. His nieces had been the light of his life since late twenty-nineteen when Wyatt Elizabeth had come into the world with a wrinkly little face and tiny soft fists. He’d learned a lot from them, like how to have unwavering patience and love unconditionally, but he’d never learned how to ease a panic attack. Travis Kelce was great with kids, but he felt so far out of his element now. 

New York City was alight with life, which was unsurprising for the early evening hour; rush hour. Horns blared beyond windowpanes and headlights flickered down below on the overcrowded streets. Taylor was somewhere displaced in the chaos, attempting to come home to them after being away all afternoon. She’d left Wren with Travis before. She’d trusted him with her kid countless times, and he’d always risen to the challenge and subsequent expectations, but this time he felt stranded in a desert without a way back home. Taylor was supposed to be back nearly an hour ago. An hour ago, things had been going as well as Travis thought that they could, but then ten minutes ago, Wren’s breath spiked, and her face paled, and she’d gone from her sweet, always sprightly self, to a panicked ghost of herself. 

Travis hadn’t thought anything of it at first. He’d felt her tense against his side, felt her breath quicken, but his blue eyes had trailed across her delicate side profile and green eyes had still been looking straight ahead at the television screen. He’d thought she’d just been reacting to the movie; reacting to Sideburns and Patchy Stabbington as they betrayed Rapunzel on the coast, but then Flynn had rescued her, and the heart that was pressed flush against his ribcage continued to beat rapidly. He’d given her another minute, let his eyes trail across her side profile again, but when she remained in a state that so eerily resembled a statue, he’d realized that this wasn’t just Taylor’s kid being her overly empathetic self. This wasn’t just a little girl reacting to a deep betrayal in her favorite movie. He’d heard of her panic attacks, listened to Taylor as she cried and prattled on about the heartbreaking sight, but he’d never been witness to one. He’d never seen her handle Wren in these intimate, impactful moments, but now he had to navigate it himself. 

He didn’t know what he was doing as his rough hands guided her face away from the television screen and toward him. He didn’t even remotely understand that the far away gleam in her delicate eyes was the work of a brutal flashback — a forgotten memory being rediscovered. He’d had his own panic attacks, handled them with both lonesome and company, but this was an eight year old girl who had unimaginable trauma inflicted upon her during fundamental years. He was out of his element. Educated but so far from the shorelines. 

“Hey, baby girl.” His voice is low, quiet and gentle as it breaks across the surface of still water like a skipping pebble before it sinks. He wouldn’t sink though. He’d create his own buoyancy if he had to, because if he sank beneath the pressure of being the only person this little girl has right now, Wren would sink right along with him. He wouldn’t let that happen. “Can you hear me, girlie? I need you to squeeze my hands if you can hear me.” There’s no response for a handful of seconds, too many seconds for Travis’s liking, but just as he’s about to panic, about to pick her up and whisk her away to the emergency room because he doesn’t know how to help if she can’t even comprehend the presence of his voice, little fingers clench around his knuckles and green eyes seemingly come back to the present moment, only to fill with fear and panic as breathing spikes and hyperventilating begins. He hates how her breath rattles in her chest, hates how she wheezes for clarity that’s just out of reach, but it’s a good sign. She’s here with him. She’s back with him.

“M-Mommy.” Green eyes that are brimming with anxiety and terror search the room for Taylor’s face, but she's still far from home, stuck behind cars and taxis, stranded in a sea of endless traffic that clears for a second only to intercept her path home again. Travis wishes she were here too. Not because he doesn’t want to be the one to help Wren, not because he doesn’t want to learn how to comfort her and bring her back down to stable peace, but because he knows that she deserves familiarity. His pride doesn’t restrict him from recognizing that he’s still a new face even if the room is familiar and his hands have held her countless times. He needs Taylor home because as much as he’s willing to put everything on the line for Wren, it’s unfair to assume that he means even a fraction to her as Taylor does. She’s not here though. It’s just him and Wren. He has to figure this out. 

“Your Mom’s stuck in traffic. She’ll be home soon.” His hands frame her little face, so big against her pale skin that he almost covers her entirely, but it keeps her eyes on his, even if they’re clouded with emotions he hates to see staring back at him. She’s only barely listening to him, he can tell from the way her gaze glazes over and her lashes flutter with recognition only when he mentions Taylor. Her breathing picks up again, unsteady and shallow, and he’s sure that the way she wheezes for breath, unable to draw anything into her lungs, will haunt him for the rest of his life.  “No, no. Hey, focus on me, girlie. Right on me.” He keeps her centered, because that’s the only thing he can confidently do. It’s the one thing he remembers Jason doing when he’d experienced his first panic attack at fifteen. 

He doesn’t know if water will help her now, she’s only just beginning to recognize little pieces of what he’s saying to her, but he stands from the couch regardless. It’ll help later, he knows that, he can remember how the last time he’d had a panic attack in the locker room of Arrowhead stadium, it had soothed his throat and brought feeling back to his body. Tiny hands shoot out to grab onto him, panic doubling as the little body on the couch fears being left alone. Travis mumbles curses beneath his breath, immediately picking her up when her breathing labored and her face paled even more. “I’m not going anywhere. I’m not leaving you. We’re just going to get some water. Does that sound like a good plan? You know, we always have a plan for big games. Coach makes a list of plays, and we all listen to him, because he knows what will secure the win. I’m sure Mommy’s a lot better at this than I am. She’s basically the coach. But, I’m gonna try and be coach now, okay? We’re gonna get you through this.” He’s just rambling now, saying everything that comes to mind as he stalks across the hardwood floors and flicks the light on in the kitchen, bringing lightness to the room that was drowned in darkness, the sun having escaped to another part of the globe by now. He’s rambling, panicked himself, but Wren’s hanging onto everything he says, her little hands getting tighter and tighter on the neckline of his t-shirt as his voice pulls her away from the deep corners of her memory. 

“Jason was always better at making plans than I was. He’s the whole reason I’m even in football, but we’re gonna get you some water, and then we’re going to go back to the couch. Do you want to change your jammies? These ones look a bit hot. You don’t feel hot. Are you hot?” He knows that questions are good, that questions distract the mind from what it’s hyper focused on, but his come out quick and without separation. He worries that he’s only further overwhelming Wren. Considers that maybe these aren’t the questions he’s supposed to be asking, but then little eyes blink at him slowly, and a little head shakes almost hesitantly, sweeping left to right in the most unnoticeable fashion. He notices though, and his panic subsides just slightly. This isn’t how Taylor handles it, he’s almost certain of that, but he’s doing what he can and it seems to be working as Wren draws in the deepest breath that she’d been able to manage in minutes. “You’re not hot? Okay. That’s good. If you get hot, we’ll find some new jammies for you. It’s no big deal. I don’t mind.” He searches the cabinets for the cups he’s seen Wren use only a handful of times and only when she’s traveling beside Taylor. He doesn’t trust her with glass right now, doesn’t trust that the fingers that just barely hold onto him are strong enough to support and balance a delicate glass, so he searches for the cups she’s outgrown but still adores, and hopes that she’s okay with it. 

“You're the player, alright? I’ll be the couch. I’m gonna tell you what to do, and all I need you to do is try your best. Can you breathe in for me? Good girl, just like that, girlie. There you go.” He’s always been good at multitasking, always had a handle on situations that come at him, but he feels like he’s failing to meet these expectations. His palm ends up splashed with water, his eyes on Wren and not on the cup he holds up to the dispenser inside the refrigerator doors. He hopes Taylor won’t mind the puddle he leaves behind, but cleaning up the droplets of water that glimmer beneath the overhead lighting is the farthest thing from his mind as he tightens the lid on the cup and stalks back into the living room, still giving Wren simple commands, still acting like this is just another game but Wren is the one on the field. It’s unconventional, maybe even humorous, but it’s working. 

He settles into the couch, in almost the same position that he’d been in before, only Wren is draped across his chest like a personal blanket now. He doesn’t mind, doesn’t tense beneath the position he’s found himself in, doesn’t even consider that maybe he’s crossing the line. This isn’t his kid, but she’s his for the moment. Until Taylor comes in through the front door, until Wren has her mom back, he’s okay with filling the position. The credits roll on the movie now, but the song that plays beneath them is upbeat and distracting; the good kind of distraction. He gives her gentle instruction, keeps his voice low but steady. He helps her take a drink, praises her through the action of swallowing, kisses her head when he doesn’t know what else to do to bring comfort to her tired and sore body. She’s breathing evenly now, no longer so pale and clammy, but he’s still panicked; still consumed with fear that she’ll take a sharp left and go right back to being panicked and terrified. Her eyes are closed, she’s asleep, but Travis doesn’t take his eyes off of her face. The credits end, the screen returns to the general home page, but he doesn’t take his hand off the center of her back to put something else on or turn the television off entirely. He’s drawn to the sight of her draped against his chest. He’s rooted deeply in place, scanning her face every time her lashes flutter. 

The front door opens some amount of time later. He’s not sure how many minutes have passed, or whether it's been seconds or hours. The only clock in the room is behind him, and he hadn’t turned to watch the metal hands tick in slow clockwise circles. He doesn’t recognize Taylor coming into the room until her bag is being dropped on the couch beside his body, and her hand falls onto his shoulder. His gaze shoots up, and in that moment Taylor knows that something has happened while she’d been away. His blue eyes are willed and brimming with concern, and then she notices how Wren is pale, how her breathing is deep and even, but she wheezes with every other inhale. It had been weeks since her last panic attack, but she knows that one had happened tonight, and before she can apologize, tell Travis how sorry she is that he had to deal with it alone, he’s rambling in that same low and steady tone. 

“We were only watching Tangled. You said that she loves it, so I figured it was safe, but then, I don’t even know what happened, I couldn’t even tell you. One minute she was here with me, and then the next it was like she wasn’t here at all. I was going to text you. Fuck, I totally forgot to text you. I was just trying to make sure she was alright. I probably handled it so wrong, I’m sorry, Tay. I tried, but I wasn’t sure if what worked for  me would work for her, and I know you mentioned that she liked that one song, but I was just trying to get her to breathe and she looked like she was either going to faint or puke so I got her some water — in those kid cups, you know? Because I didn’t know if she’d have enough strength to balance one of the glasses. She’s too old for these cups now, isn’t she? I just didn’t want her worrying about spilling anything. I, oh fuck, there’s water on the floor in the kitchen. I can clean it up, I just, I didn’t want to leave her alone. I didn’t know if she would like�� get a second wind. She asked for you, I should’ve texted but—” Taylor has never heard Travis so panicked, but she’s sure that in this moment, he could’ve rambled on and on until he grew blue in the face and even then he wouldn’t have stopped to let her speak. His eyes, sharp and dazzlingly blue, dance between her and Wren. His hand never leaves her back. He never stops feeling each inhale and exhale, even though she’s asleep and perfectly content, if only in the typical amount of discomfort that comes after an attack. Taylor had known she loved him before she’d left him with Wren, but she’s certain of it, now more than ever, as he tells her everything that happened and expresses his guilt for not doing a better job -- not that it was even possible. 

“She likes safe and sound, but unless you suddenly know the key and melody, it wouldn’t have done you any good. You did what you could, and I know it means a lot to her.” Taylor sank into the couch, curling up into his side, but even with her warmth seeping into his skin, he doesn’t take his eyes off of Wren to look at her. “She’s asleep, Trav. She’s not going to disappear if you take your eyes off of her. She’s okay. Are you okay? They’re scary, especially when they come up with no triggers, but she’s going to be fine.” 

“No, I’m okay. I’m fine.” He shakes his head, clearing the distress that had previously clouded his soft gaze. “Did you eat? I made us some pasta a couple hours ago. I know you said I could order whatever she wanted, but she asked if I knew how to make spaghetti, so I figured you wouldn’t mind me getting something real into her. There’s a plate on the counter for you if you're hungry.” 

Taylor can’t help but smile softly, stars in her eyes as she cups the side of Travis’s face and brings their lips together in a gentle but desperately needed kiss. “I’m starving, and pasta sounds fantastic. Thank you for being so good to her; so good to me. We appreciate you more than you let yourself believe.” 

“I like being here with you, Tay. Hanging out with the munchkin is just an added perk. You don’t have to thank me for doing the bare minimum.” Travis lays a kiss to her sharp jawline, his words washing over Taylor like a blanket of warmth. She doesn’t know what the future looks like, but she hopes that he’s by her side in every possible timeline.

[studentinpursuitofclouds]

use this ask to talk about your random headcanons for any character you like :)

Whoa, boy! It's been a long time since I wrote random headcanons (like, a month ago? idk). A great reason to add another portion of my crappy headcanons about sdv and sve. I hope you like it!

Some random SDV and SVE headcanon:

Once at the Stardew Valley Fair, when many tourists with their children come to the festival, a couple of teenagers began to tease and offend Jas. Shane, of course, was not happy when he found out that some brats were teasing his dear niece. But instead of barking at those little assholes, Shane acted differently. He whistled with all his might, and all the chickens that were in the aviary at the festival came running to his call. Shane gave them the command to 'sic'em, girls', and all his feathered friends rushed at the offenders, clucking and pecking to drive them away. Jas is saved, Shane is laughing his stomach out, mayor Lewis is not too pleased that the chickens are terrorizing the tourists. How Shane managed to train chickens like that - no one knows, except maybe Marnie and Jas. Also, Jas gave her uncle the nickname "The Chicken Lord". Well deserved, some would say.

Every Sunday, when Andy goes to Pierre's shop to pray at the Yoba altar, he always stops for a couple of minutes near the fence at Marnie's ranch and pets the baby goats and lambs, which quickly rushed to the old farmer in search of affection. Only Marnie knows about this little "tradition" and Andy asks her not to spread it, because he doesn't want to be called a slobber. Marnie doesn't mind, especially since Andy almost always brings a couple of his crops to treat her favorite animals. She also sometimes gives him a gallon of milk or fresh goat cheese as a thank you. No, Andy is not shy, go away, shoo!

Sam, Sebastian and Abigail went out one autumn day at night into the woods to perform a 'summoning ritual' using crystals, bird feathers and other crap that they found on the Internet and thought it would be scary and fun. None of them knew that the ritual had actually worked, how the fuck- A portal opened in front of them, from which the head of an ugly horned monster crawled out, ready to destroy everything around. Fortunately for them, Rasmodius felt a strange magical aura and arrived in time, drove the monster back from where the creature got out and closed the portal. Later, he severely scolded the terrified trio and promised to whoop their asses if anyone thought of doing the summoning ritual again. If you are doing magic and occult things, turn to Magnus for help, it's better to do it with a mentor than to do it anyhow.

Lance has repeatedly expressed his desire to explore the deepest levels of the mines in order to study the growth of purple mushrooms, which are in abundance there. To his luck, Marlon just needs the help of a battle mage in clearing those very levels from monsters and finding rubies and diamonds for Magnus's experiments. The hunt went well and Lance was able to pick up a couple of great specimens to study. They will serve as excellent material for the continuation of his book on magical plants and mushrooms, as well as for the brewing of important life elixirs. But the shroom stew turned out disgusting. Well, he still have to eat it, you can’t just throw out food, right?

Olivia was the one who instilled in Harvey his love for truffle oil. When Victor caught a terrible cold that was accompanied by a high fever, a frightened Olivia called Harvey for help. The doctor took care of Victor all week until he fully recovered. Relieved, Olivia already wanted to pay extra for Harvey's services, to which he categorically said no, explaining that this was his job and that he was doing it to save people, not for money. Olivia sincerely understands and respects his position. And yet, the next day, she sent a couple of bottles of expensive truffle oil by parcel to the clinic as a thank you, noting in a letter that she insisted. Harvey has to give credit, with oil the dishes really got a lot tastier and richer. It's better than the Joja ready meals anyway.

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Can you select your favorite Glee songs per season, and also your least favorite?

Hmmmm, so this isn't that easy since I love a majority of the music on the show. I'll give you a selection for each season, but please note that a) these are my opinions and b) there are many answers, this just happens to be how I'm feeling in the moment.

Season 1:

A personal favorite performance: Rose's Turn

An objectively 'best of' performance: Bohemian Rhapsody

A bad song done well: Run Joey Run

A song that's performed well that I don't like: Physical

A questionable song choice by the writers: A Man's Man's Man's World

Season 2

A personal favorite performance: Get Happy/Happy Days

A subjective 'best of' performance: As If We Never Said Goodbye

An objectively 'best of' performance: Songbird

A good performance of a song that I always want to fast forward through: Papa, Can You Hear Me?

A song everyone loves that I don't have any feelings for besides noting it is a good performance: River Deep, Mountain High

Best Warbler Song (because if I didn't mention them, there'd be rioting in the street): Somewhere Only We Know

Best Original Song that is racist when you listen to the lyrics: Hell to the No

Best Original Song that isn't racist when you listen to the lyrics: My Headband

One of the best goddamn things the show ever did but it's related to Christmas so people forget about it: Baby, It's Cold Outside

Song that I probably like least this season, despite the fact that this season really doesn't have any 'bad' performances: I Follow Rivers

Oh, excuse me, a bad performance of a good song: Candles

Season 3

A personal favorite performance: I Have Nothing

An objectively 'best of' performance: I Will Always Love You

Song I think is good but the internet discourse and obsession is beginning to ruin it for me: Rumour Has It/Someone Like You

Song that is good by I don't like watching it in context: Cough Syrup

Favorite performance by a Glee Project Winner: Pinball Wizard

Best use of a capella not sung by the Warblers: How Will I Know

Song that reminds me why I don't listen to hard rock: Hot for Teacher

Song that is really missing the point: I Kissed a Girl

Another questionable song choice by the writers: Ben

Cringiest performance: La Cucaracha & A Little Less Conversation

Contender for least favorite performance of the show: Dinosaur

Song I enjoy but hate how it's used on the show: Tongue Tied

Best song not used in an episode: Glory Days

Season 4

A personal favorite performance: Just Can't Get Enough

An objectively 'best of' performance: O Holy Night

A goddam master class in acting through song: Teenage Dream

A song I'll listen to unabashedly every time it comes on, I don't care what you think: Call Me Maybe

A song I'll listen to unabashedly every time it comes on, I don't care what you think 2: Let's Have a Kiki/Turkey Lurkey Time

A song I'll listen to unabashedly every time it comes on, I don't care what you think 3: Mamma Mia

A song I always play for my nieces and nephews: It's Time

A song that probably isn't good but I laugh every time I hear it: Whistle

Most creative use of handling a performance in a quite a while: Torn

A song that I really just cannot stand to listen to on its own: Locked Out of Heaven

A questionable song choice by the writers: Gimme More

A questionable song choice by the writers 2: Gangnam Style

A questionable song choice by the writers 3: Baby Got Back

A questionable song choice by the writers 4: Creep

Song that is going to put me asleep for a thousand years: A Thousand Years

Possibly most irritating song done on the show: You've Got to Fight For Your Right (to party)

Song you didn't know they covered, but it was done by a third group and is actually good: Rainbow Connection

Season 5

A personal favorite performance: Rockstar

An objectively 'best of' performance: Make You Feel My Love

A personal favorite moment of the entire show: All You Need is Love

A song that's really hard to listen to due to post-glee tragedy: If I Die Young

A song that is not my actual least favorite song of the season: Blurred Lines

A song that is my actual least favorite song of the season and possibly the show: The Chipmunk Song

A song y'all hate and I don't think it's that bad: What does the fox say

An underrated song because it's sung by a newbie: If I Were a Boy

A song they redid that was better than the original: Toxic

A song they redid that was worse than the original: Raise Your Glass

A song that is absolutely gorgeous even if the lyrics are crap: Lose Like Me

A song that everyone's tired of but I'm still not: Don't Stop Believing

A song I like dancing to: Pumpin' Blood

A song I don't like but love the performance of: Love is a Battlefield

A song that seems like a happy ending but is really foreboding when you listen to it: Pompeii

Season 6

A personal favorite song: Somebody Loves You

An objectively 'best of' song: Some Day We'll Be Together

Song that makes the best use of Kurt's lower register: Home

A song that I'm shocked they hadn't sung earlier but is spot on character wise: Bitch

Best song by the new newbies: Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow/Head Over Feet

A song that is totally meta: Hey Ya

Song that made me fall a little in love with Jesse St James: Listen to your heart

Song from the 80s that they really didn't need to bring back: My Sherona

Song from the 80s that they really didn't need to bring back 2: Hey Mickey

Song from the 80s that they really didn't need to bring back 3: Father Figure

Song that doesn't make sense after their day has come: Our Day Will Come

Song that I wished they had done in a different context: Daydream Believer

Song that tells you Glee was insane the whole time: Final Countdown

Best Song written by Darren Criss: This Time

Song that made me sad because it's over: I Lived

<3

[tickles-in-ficland]

I’m on a Chris Evans kick lately 😂 Enjoy this short fic!

Undeserving

Summary: Feeling unworthy of being with someone just named “The Sexiest Man Alive” Chris shows Y/N just how deserving they are. Ler!ChrisEvans x Ticklish! GN!reader

Word count: 1,241

You were so proud. Truly you were. You were beaming with pride. Your boyfriend, your love, your best friend in the world had just been named “Sexiest Man Alive 2022” You always knew he was sexy, as did everyone else but now it was official. Even with all the excitement surrounding him, a tug of guilt and self deprecation was eating away at you.

What did you to deserve this man? You were decent looking you supposed, and Chris often told you how beautiful he thought you were but it wasn’t why he fell in love with you. Even still you didn’t feel like you deserved him. You two were introduced through his brother. Your niece went to school with his and you had hit it off instantly. Not only was he an amazing person who made laugh, and made you feel more loved than you ever had, he could literally have any super model he wanted, what made you special?

The internet didn’t help either. Normally internet trolls didn’t bother you, but people could be really mean out of jealously. An average girl with an A lister like Chris Evans? Who even is she?

You bit your lip as you scrolled through your instagram comments, a tear threatening to fall from your beautiful Y/E/C eyes.

Y/N is so average looking. Chris deserves someone who’s as good looking as he is.

Why is he with Y/N? A 2/10 at best. Someone that sexy should be with a 10/10

Y/N’s not even that cute. He would be happier with someone of his status. Y/N is probably only with him because he’s famous.

“Hey sweetheart.” you heard Chris’ smooth deep voice call from the doorway to the bedroom.

Not wanting him to see me that you were about to cry you quickly wiped the tear that threatened to fall. “Hey baby.” you said plastering on your best forced smile.

Seeing right through the facade, Chris’ brow furrowed as he sat next to you on the bed.

“Hey. “ Chris whispered quietly, tipping your chin to look at him, your eyes now brimming with tears. “Baby what’s wrong?”

You sniffled. “N-nothing. I’m fine.”

Chris shook his head. “No you’re not fine. Talk to me. What’s going on?”

You sighed, turning your phone so he could see what you were looking at. Letting out a deep sigh, Chris tossed the phone to the side and took your hands in his.

“Baby, you can’t let those trolls get to you. They are miserable people who like tearing others down.”

“Bu-but they’re right. I don’t deserve you. You’re this big movie star, the sexiest man alive according to literally everyone and rightfully so, and I’m just a nobody from a small town in Massachusetts. You deserve someone in the same league.”

You tried standing up but Chris gently guided you to sit back down.

“Firstly, it’s just a title. It means nothing at the end of the day. Secondly, You are not a nobody. You are the best person I’ve ever known. I never wanted to be with someone who was equally as known as me. I always wanted someone down to earth who could be my safe space from all that. You are that safe space baby.” he said stroking your cheek adoringly.

“And as far as your looks go, I think you are absolutely stunning and I find it hard to take my eyes off of you. But it’s not why I’m with you. You’re kind, compassionate, caring. You make me laugh with your goofy antics and your cheekiness. I couldn’t be more in love with you if I tried.”

Now wracked with sobs, you fell into his arms as Chris stroked your head gently, as your body shook with your cries. After a moment you sat up, sniffling and looked at your boyfriend who was staring so adoringly at you.

“I thought I didn’t deserve you.” you whispered wiping your tears.

“We deserve each other.” he said planting a gentle kiss on your forehead before lifting your chin slightly to meet his lips to yours. You melted into the kiss, pulling him close and tight wanting to savor every moment.

“Mmm.” Chris smirked pulling away from the kiss. “Now that’s more like it.”

You giggled slightly as you leaned back on the bed.

“There it is.” Chris smiled warmly. “There’s my favorite smile. Let me see it again.”

Your eyes sparkled with playfulness as you sat up and shook your head. You knew where this was going and you secretly hoped for it.

“No?!” Chris asked. “Guess I’ll just have to take care of that.”

With a gentle shove, you fell backwards on to the mattress. You turned your body slightly to try to scramble away but with a swift tug at your ankle, you were right back where you started.

“Chrihihis! Nohoho!”

“But I want to see my beautiful love’s even more beautiful smile.” He chuckled, his own beautiful smile taking up his whole face.

“Come oooon. Where is it?” he asked poking up and down your sides.

You shut your eyes tightly trying to push away the tickly sensation running through your body but nothing was working.

“Bahahbe! Plehehease!” Sporadic bubbly giggles spilled over as Chris began digging more forcefully into your sides and over your tummy. You batted at his hands weakly, a smile tugged at your lips as you attempted to suppress your laughter.

His eyes narrowed at you playfully. “Come on Y/N. Tell me where your smile is or this is going to get worse for you. I see it peeking out but I want the full smile. I know you can do it.”

“Nehehever!” you scoffed with a laugh.

“Oho! Nehever? Challenge accepted.” he declared.

Before you could say another word, his thumbs began to drill into your death spot. The crevice between your hips and your thighs. A scream of a belly laughter rang throughout the room.

“Hey!” Chris cheered as he continued his tickle attack. “There it is!”

“NAHAHAHA NOHOHOT THEHEHERE!” you laughed in ticklish agony. This spot was the absolute worst and Chris knew it.

“GOHOHO SOHOHOMEWHERE EHEHEHLSE!”

“But I finally found your beautiful smile baby. I’m not letting it get away again.”

“FIHIHINE! IHI AHAM SMIHIHILIHING!” you said plastering the biggest, cheesy smile you could muster.

Leaning down and blowing possibly the biggest raspberry possible in the crook of your neck, your laughter turned silent and it was then Chris knew you had enough.

He sat up with a smile watching you take deep, hungry breaths, your bright bubbly laughter still lingering as the ticklish sensation had not worn off.

“I don’t want you to ever feel like you’re undeserving of my love. Understood?” he asked helping you sit up.

A now real and genuine smile graced your face. “Yes Captain.” you said saluting him as a tease to his role as Captain America.

With a playful growl, he once again tackled you to the bed. With a surprised yelp, you giggled as you pulled him down to capture his lips with yours.

Breaking from the kiss for a moment he held your cheek in his palm. “I love you Y/N. With all my heart and more.”

“I love you too Christopher. Always and forever.”

“Always and forever.”

His lips once again crashing on top of yours, he showed you all the ways he loved you and never again did you believe yourself to be undeserving.

[lenniharrisonsims]

Allied Nations War Council Trials

Part XII

Jonas Lofton... again?

Sending waves of confusion through the crowd on onlookers and those who are watching from home, Prince Jonas was called to the stand one more time, while his father, Victor Lofton, was escorted back to the defendant's box to watch...

Tsarina Ekaterina: "Thank you for joining us back on the stand, Prince Jonas, we know you must be confused." Prince Jonas: "Ma'am?" Tsarina Ekaterina: "It has occured to this court that with the arrest and incarceration of her monarch, Windenburg is in need of new leadership." Prince Jonas: "I don't understand..."

King Petros Kalogera: "In a unanimous 9/9 vote, this court has duly elected you, Prince Jonas Lofton, as the new King of Windenburg." Prince Jonas: "What?" Victor Lofton: "What!?"

Tsarina Ekaterina: "It was the easiest decision this council agreed upon during our entire deliberations."

Chief Lilah Mahoe: "Your selfless dedication to our cause, your unwavering bravery in your spy work, and your tireless efforts on the war council have proven to this court that you are the man we believe will lead Windenburg into a new age." Prince Jonas: "Surely, my nephew has the better claim to the throne-" Tsarina Ekaterina: "Your Nephew, Mr. Eugene Lofton-Strauss, forfeited his titles and rights to inheritance by association with your father. You are the correct choice. Windenburg will have to work closely with her allies to get back on her feet after the destruction of your father, and we, as your allies, want to work with you." Prince Jonas: "I... I don't know what to say. Never in my life did I ever dream of the throne, literally, never."

Tsarina Ekaterina: "Say yes, Jonas. This entire council, nine different sovereign monarchs, believes in you to pull Windenburg out of the ashes." Prince Jonas: "I... I accept. Thank you, Your Majesties, it's an honor for you to believe in me." Tsarina Ekaterina: "There's more. Judge Pelletier?"

Queen Genevieve Pelletier: "After consulting a board of social workers and child welfare experts, as well as reading first-hand testimony from Princess Emma herself, this court has decided to award you custody of your two nieces, Princess Emma and Princess Edaline Lofton-Strauss, until they come of legal age." Prince Jonas: "...what?" Tsarina Ekaterina: "You have a close bond with your niece, and she trusts you implicitly. There's no one this council trusts more to care for the two of them." Prince Jonas: "But I'm... Della's just a baby, I don't know how to take care of a baby!" Tsarina Ekaterina: "You will have a social worker checking on you regularly, as well as the best nannies Windenburg money can buy. You have a big heart, Jonas, and these girls need someone selfless to love them and guide them towards healing after everything that's happened. Besides, would you rather see them pack up and be shipped off somewhere else? So much of your family is being separated, surely you want to keep what's left of that family as close as possible." Prince Jonas: "I suppose you're right. I accept, and will dutifully care for my nieces so long as I live."

Victor Lofton: "This is ridiculous! This is insane! That boy can't be king! I am the Emperor! He is a traitor, unfit to rule!" Tsarina Ekaterina: "Someone have Mr. Lofton escorted out please?" *Victor is dragged from the court room, screaming profanities* Tsarina Ekaterina: "It is my great joy and honor to be the first to say, 'Long Live King Jonas!'" Judges and Members of the Public: "Long Live King Jonas!"

And we thought the revelation that Jonas was a spy was huge! Holy cow! After dedicating his time and sacrificing his safety to help end this war, all without thanks, Prince Jonas finally gets his reward. Or should we say, King Jonas. The new King of Windenburg may look young, but the people are already flooding the internet to cheer for and celebrate their new monarch. The future of Windenburg is looking bright!

Stay tuned for more coverage of the trials!

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I just saw this on IG and I thought it was really cute, so I was thinking about this little concept 🥰

Maybe reader has a little sister or niece and Matty adores her, so he'd ask his gf to bring the little girl to their dates from time to time. He'd take the girls to the funfair, buy sweets for the little girl and reader'd be like "Mathewww, you know she's not allowed to eat sweets after x hours" and Matty'd be like "so? No one has to know, it's our secret lol".

He becomes bff with the little girl, he'd convince her to tell him a secret from his gf and I'm exchange he'd buy whatever new toy she has her eyes on. I just know he'd spoil that little girl, he'd always bring a present when they're going out with the kid. It'd be like his beforehand training to become dad!Matty🥰

PLEAASEEEE THIS IS THE SOFTEST THING EVERRRR. those pics are so fuckin cute. I don’t have any maternal instincts but seeing Matty with children always makes me want one :(

And THAT CONCEPT?! HOLY SHIT YESSSS. I have an uncle who is only, like, 8 years older than me (my mom had me really young) so, he was just about becoming a human when I was a young child. And my mom couldn’t afford childcare so she let him babysit me all the time. We were best friends for yeaaaarssss as a result. I liked him cuz he never talked down to me and stuff. And he taught me to play videos games, download music off the internet (it was the early 2000s shut up) and all that cool adult stuff that nobody else wanted to include me in. And whenever I wanted a toy, a book, or to see a movie or whatever. My parents would say no but he would say yes LMAO.

I just know Matty would be exactly like that. Like the kid would go to him to ask for stuff. Or for him to take her places. Or if she comes around his place and he’s playing video games with George, he puts her in his seat and hands her the controls and shows her how to kick George’s ass at the game. And he would legit ask her about her day and listen and ask follow up questions whenever she would tell him the boring details of her tea party or some silly stuff like that. He would 100% let her do his nails and put butterfly clips in his hair 💗💗💗 ughhhh Matty let me have your babies.