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date idea: we go to tjmaxx to smell all the candles, then we buy some candy to eat in the car <3
#post posting#i love smelling the tj maxx candles sm because they almosy never smell good#my mom leaves me in the candle aisle while she shops#and ill go looking for her just to make her smell the most atrocious candle you can imagine#my FAVORITE hobby fr
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I know it's been a bit since the emobf/ gothpico stream doodles and the update still probably has everyone's minds but I'm still thinking abt them.
#artings#i drew this before the update LOL but my favorite hobby is sitting on shit bc i wanna `post later` and then forgetting to post#fnf#friday night funkin#picos school#pico#pico newgrounds#pico fnf#boyfriend fnf#friday night funkin boyfriend#fnf fanart#digital art#doodle#sketch#i kinda wanna draw them kissign im gonna be so fr but its on the backburner rn cuz i need to finish these damn refs#also need to remember that i wanna make a matching punk gf design. LOL
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not gonna claim the ao3 author curse but after i promised to work on my wip things happened to me and writing feels 200 miles away again. so please. bear with me
#fr not a curse#just my stupid baka life#it is so hard to indulge in my favorite hobby#it's torture#beep beep
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Finally decided to give into temptation and draw Franks mom (Gabriela) and post some headcanons here teehee
35 years old
His first language is Spanish and then later on he learned English (bilingual king)
Big party animal in his teens and early 20s, lowkey a player
Pretty good dancer
Raised by a single mom, knows about his dad but neither had ever bothered to reach out.
Momma’s boy (nerd)
Their relationship was essentially perfect until she found out about Frank’s involvement with crime (selling drugs and other petty crime) in his teens and early 20’s. Aside from being mad she was disappointed in him, having raised him to be better than that and to stay away from that sort of crowd. A tearful screaming match ensued that ended with Frank getting kicked out of the house and unless he quit his current lifestyle he wasn’t allowed to come back
Since he’d left he’d tried sending her money, but she refused to accept money earned illegally.
He hasn’t seen her in 12 years.
Has a folded picture of her in his wallet with her phone number scribbled on the back. Has never tried calling her, having only gotten more heavily involved in crime since the day he left. It’s hard to crawl out of the hole he dug for himself.
Passes by his childhood home once in a while, just to make sure she hasn’t moved or left town.
That’s it (for now >:^]) have some VERY messy doodles
#spooky month#spooky month fanart#spooky month headcanons#spooky month frank#spooky month oc#spooky month rick#young frank is so silly#I love my Mexican king Frank RAAAAAGH#*turns into a buff wolf and rips open shirt while screaming*#me when I betray my mothers trust and sell drogas#he’s so easy yet so hard to draw grrrrr#gabriela my beloved ❤️#I loooove making my favorite characters sad#my favorite hobby fr fr
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9 ppl you'd like to get to know better
thank you @cavillscurls for the tag <333
Last song: Into the Unknown from frozen 2 lmao SO good
Favorite color: brown or dark green
Currently watching: in the process of rewatching all the Saw movies with my friends! I’m also always rewatching Arrested Development, New Girl, and Peaky Blinders
Currently reading: Rereading Pet Semetary rn sooo good and I desperately need to catch up on fics 🫣🫣
Sweet/spicy/savory: I have a horrendous sweet tooth
Relationship status: very happily single
Current obsession: aside from the obvious, I’m loving crochet!! I keep making little jellyfishies and I cannot be stopped.
Last thing I googled: hahaha “pedro pascal shorts” (for research purposes)
Currently working on: More Joel smut per usual. And a crochet turtle. And my thesis 😭😭
no pressure tags: @iamasaddie @chloeangelic @cool-iguana @breakfastatjoels @walkintotheriveranddisappear @iamdesibell
#I love talking about myself one of my favorite hobbies fr#tag game#also the way I straight up didn’t tag 9 people
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Fan Dragon Month Series One: Alice In Wonderland
Day Nine: Miss Piggy
Female Snapper - Earth Rare
XXY Blush/Peach
Bar/Spinner/Underbelly
Lore Under Cut!
The Red Queen’s personal tea maker and maid is one of the only friendly faces in The Red Castle. She would never harm anyone herself, but her constant presence around The Red Queen means she has seen her fair share of bloodshed. This only serves to fuel her need to spread kindness and joy, even in the dungeons below. So of course when she saw the poor, bedraggled Pearlcatcher all alone in a cell at the very bottom of the castle’s keep, Miss Piggy immediately whisked her away upstairs to castle kitchen, bringing the number of dragons tu ever taste the Queen’s special tea blend up to four: The Red Queen, Miss Piggy, Mallymkun, and The Sky Warrior, Alice…
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Miss Piggy is based on the pig that briefly appears in the Burton film for the Queen tof Hearts to use as a foot rest
Here she gets upgraded to The Red Queen’s personal maid, royal tea-maker, and the pinnacle of “I could fix her”
Her and The Knave have ✨drama✨ but also this weird bond based on being in love with either Queen
#good evening please enjoy my old lady disaster lesbian who I love#her lesbian colors were unintentional I honestly don’t remember why she got a peach underbelly#my favorite hobby is taking random background characters no one cares about and turning them into blorbos#If I’m Scryin’ I’m Cryin’#fr scrying#fr scries#fr scrying workshop#Specta’s Shop#fr outfit#fr dressing room#snapper#fr snapper#flight rising#fan dragon#alice in wonderland#the cauldron bubbles
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hi hello there, please accept my take on a top tier kaeya character playlist, i'm far from sane about him and i keep finding songs that remind me of him. feel free to check it out!
#i love being correct about my favorite fictional people#creating character playlists is my hobby fr#i have one for diluc too but i want to change it a bit before i share it#venti and albedo playlists are still in progress#i also keep adding to all playlists occasionally including kaeya's so be sure to check it out every once in a while for new songs#kaeya#kaeya alberich#kaeya ragnvindr#ragbros#kaeya playlist#kaeya hangout#spotify#character playlist#genshin impact#genshin brainrot#wilhelminaesque#Spotify
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Jehshwnanansnsnsbsjhshshahaha
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https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/89019852
Thermador is my baby and I love them. I did an Arcane pirate event with him last year and it was super fun. He works as a navigator for exchange for getting rides to archeology digs.
https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/87709169
There's also Azuide, the captain of my main pirate crew. They sail the area between Wind and Ice territories to deliver stuff between the two main territories with their girlfriend, Marvina, and kids.
It's Pirate Day!! Please reblog and showoff some of your cool piratey dragons, I'd love to see them! ^^
(seriously, I feel like I haven't been in a FR mood in forever, lets try and pull me back in here with some swashbuckling scallywags xD)
This is Big Ben!
#i love putting ridgebacks on the ocean#i like to think of them as being considered unlikely pirates and breaking stereotypes is my favorite story writing hobby#fr reblog
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these are my personal observations and may not resonate with everyone. please take them with a grain of salt, as i'm not a professional astrologer! :))
♱ gemini risings with lilith in the first house or conjunct their asc often appear younger than their age, which can lead to past discrimination or exclusion. their youthful look might make it hard for them to be taken seriously or voice opinions, and they might have been teased for their appearance. as they age, they may receive comments about their agelessness and notice that people are hesitant to engage with them in conversations. they might also be seen as intimidating, standoffish, or even shy, and could be perceived as having a serious, sad or "resting bitch face."
♱ your saturn's sign, house, and degree can indicate people who impact you and teach important life lessons. these individuals often stay in your life long-term, offering both support and challenges. for example, my saturn is in cancer in the 2nd house at a virgo degree. many of my close friends and family have cancer, virgo, or taurus placements, and each has taught me something valuable. even though some cancers have betrayed me, those experiences were to shape me fr. take my bestie, who has saturn in cancer in the 11th house at a pisces degree. i’m a pisces with a strong 11th house stellium. i’ve noticed similar vibes with my favorite artists too.
♱ people with venus sextile saturn deeply value being appreciated and seen by others. they often seek long-term, serious relationships and handle challenges with maturity. they give their all and show great respect to their partners, often attracting or being drawn to older partners. those who meet them usually find them unforgettable.
♱ people with venus trine pluto crave intense, passionate love. their deep feelings are often transformative, with even short-term relationships leading to significant personal growth. they have a magnetic presence that's both striking and sometimes intimidating, and they connect on a profound, soul-deep level, drawing others in with their powerful emotional intensity and mysterious looks.
♱ people with jupiter in the 5th house are incredibly charming and approachable, drawing many people to them. they often connect easily with children and might have a natural talent for engaging with them. these individuals likely experience numerous crushes and pursue a wide range of hobbies with enthusiasm. they also have a talent for creative pursuits like music, art, or dancing.not to mention, their love life is often quite fulfilling.
♱ people with sun square ascendant may struggle with self-confidence and self-presentation early in life. however, as they grow older, they often develop a stronger sense of self and learn to embrace their unique qualities. over time, they become more confident and self-assured, appreciating who they are and how they express themselves.
♱ mars in taurus can take a long time to get genuinely upset. they tend to be slow to anger but can become easily frustrated. their anger is usually kept under control, but when it finally erupts, it can be intense and difficult to manage.
♱ chiron in the 9th house may struggle with faith and frequently question their beliefs. they might face challenges in school, but these often improve with age. some may have been pressured into church as children, contributing to their journey of exploration and self-discovery. as kids, they might have followed others' expectations instead of pursuing their own interests, leading to a continual quest for personal understanding and truth.
♱ virgo risings have great muscles and well-defined bodies.
♱ i've noticed that natives with a 4th house stellium often come from big families or have many siblings. they typically have a strong connection with their family, frequently staying in touch and valuing their relationships. their family can have a significant influence on them, playing a central role in their lives and shaping their sense of identity.
♱ i’ve noticed that individuals with pluto in the 10th house often receive mixed reactions from the public. they tend to be both admired and disliked, with their reputation evoking strong, polarized feelings. even if they’re not actually a “player,” their public persona might give off that vibe
♱ a lot of sagittarius moons, moon-jupiter aspects or moon in sag degrees are incredibly playful and flirty. they thrive on socializing and enjoy being the center of attention. their vibrant energy and enthusiasm often make them the life of the party, drawing people in with their lively and engaging personality.
♱ what i've noticed is that natives with cancer rising or the moon in the 1st house often attract a lot of popularity and are well-liked by many. they typically have an easy time connecting with others and are true social butterflies. females with these placements, in particular, often attract a lot of attention from men, thanks to their bubbly, fun personalities and their attractive, approachable appearance. on a negative note, i’ve observed that some people with these placements can also display deceitful, lying, or manipulative behaviors. (pls don’t come for me!)
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✦ ALL COVERED, L. NORRIS
nobody knows about the relationship between lando and the famous cooking influencer is real, not until george and himself (accidentally) spoil it.
fc: tess maylo
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yourusername you can see my face at the burnt sight, but it's okay. you just have to bake it on a low heat for 25 minutes (and don't forget it)
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⤷ username WITH WHO
carlossainz55 it should be 25, you did it for 34
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username but see her face; she still smiling while her cake is quite a disaster
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yourusername winter baking❄️ see you next timeeee
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username does she have tiktok or something else other than instagram?
⤷ username she has discord and twitter
georgerussell63 where's lando
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maxfewtrell new guess who's back now
⤷ username MAX NO😭😭😭
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⤷ carlossainz55 sorry in advance, he left his brain home
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ugh i just LOVE the idea of luke working at pelis garage before anh. i know canonically its not possible but ohhhhhhh baby it is my favorite little "what if...."
like. lukes gotta get money SOMEWHERE for all his little hobbies and peli would absolutely give him scrap/ look away when he steals it bc luke is the best mechanic shes ever met (bro can unloosen impossible nuts and tell you whats wrong with the ship before even popping the hood. she stopped questioning him after his first week bc he did a job that wouldve taken her a month in two days).
fast forward to mando era and luke has to go to tatooine for whatever reason (ex. returning grogu instead of just shipping him off in bobf (im mad about that still), getting proof boba is fr the new jabba, hiding from leia/ bo katan) and din is like i know someone youll LOVE and takes them to her shop and peli looks at luke for two seconds before beating the ever loving shit outta him bc this twink no showed for weeks and was assumed dead only to pop up in new republic holos years later and make out with her favorite customer. she would be fucking livid.
#do you see the vision#think i read a fic with this in it once but i literally couldnt tell you#i be reading too much fic from too many fandoms and also write fic in my head i be thinkin fr#lukesguyliker#luke skywalker#dinluke#the mandalorian#din djarin#star wars#post rotj#peli wpuld tell him that him being a jedi makes a lot of sense bc he was weird as fuck but he was good at his job so she ignored it#luke would throw a wrench at her head in response#idkkkk im back on my star wars shit
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Hi, I really liked your account <3. Could you make a hc of Daisuke with the reader being Swansea's daughter? But I understand if you don't want to :>
(sorry if the writing is bad, English is not my first language and I used the translator ಥ_ಥ)
YES YES I WILL HAPPILY WRITE THAT (your english is better than mine and english is my first language lmfao.)! this is such a cool idea though and i never even thought of it. this is my first req ever im so excited tysm!!

✎ "but daddy i love him!" (i'm havin' his baby, NO IM NOT but you should see your faces ;)) -taylor swift
warnings! - SMUT HCS + SFW!, vibrator, pegging, reader being swanseas daughter and getting w daisuke, MY FIRST REQ GUYS BE SO PROUD, evelyn is freaky 😼
SFW!!
oh jesus this is certainly a concept
you're there for almost the same reason daisuke is, for in internship.
however... daisuke is there since his parents are rich asf and paid for him to go, you're there because you've been rejected from your dream job and went into a depression due to it.
swansea knew he wouldn't let his daughter suffer, so he asked if you could been an intern on the ship for Anya.
the Pony Express executives were hesitant at first, but caved when Swansea offered for them to renew his contract for longer.
your first day aboard, you make fast friends with Anya and faster friends with Daisuke.
you ended up having to share a room with daisuke, in bunk beds.
a flirty/silly argument about who got top bunk, ending with daisuke going “what if we just share?”
he knew damn well
taking advantage of your stunned face and mind, he jumped up on the top bunk and stuck his tongue out at you.
”i was just joking, mini mechanic.”
100% calls you mini mechanic for the rest of the time on the ship even though technically HES the mini mechanic but wtv let him have his fun
is actually so glad you’re relatively the same age as him, and was really excited to be able to talk w you about younger and occasionally inappropriate stuff
UNTILL he found out you’re his boss’s daughter..!
tries to keep the dirty jokes to a minimum, but fails miserably
it was always pretty obvious that he had a thing for you, even before yall got together
would be asking swansea abt you 24-7 and your hobbies and favorite things only to be met with “stay away from my daughter, juarez.”
is now 10x more scared
and you’re also 10x more attractive to him since he knows he can’t have you
intentionally gets his finger jammed in something while helping your dad so he can go to medbay and see you
once you’re about a month into the trip, you two have regular staying up late and YAPPING sessions in your room
he’ll occasionally come down from his bunk and sit on the floor next to your bed if the topic is deeper, until you notice he looks uncomfortable on the metal floor and tell him to come sit on the bed
anddd thats how babies are made folks! the end!
nah jk anyways you two talk until the early hours of the artificial ‘morning’ on the ship
when yall finally run out of things to talk about, you realize he’s laying next to you and you’re laying on his arm
oh nooo how did that happen (fuck already damn)
“comfy there?”
”shut up.”
”make me, mini mechanic.”
”now is not the time to bring up my father, dai.”
you playing w his hair and growing to understand how much he loves when you do that
eventually falling asleep in each others arms
you cannot tell me this mf isn’t SO comfy to sleep on be so fr
waking up to YOUR DAD 🤗 banging on the door demanding that daisuke get up and come help him fix smth in the storage
getting jump scared and shaking dai awake bc bro is knocked out and snoring
him opening the door and yall having to act like you weren’t wrapped in each others arms, entirely consumed in the other
holy shit that was fuckin poetic
awkwardly waving bye to him, both of you having a knowing smile tugging at your lips
he eventually asks you out, VERY awkwardly and in the middle of one of the routine late night talks
you accept happily (no shit)
doing basically everything together
always bringing dai along when you’re in front of your dad js for funsies and to piss him off a little
even while swansea doesn’t seem like he approves of the relationship, he secretly loves how sweet and gentle daisuke is to you
+ his parents are rich so you’re set!!
always telling Anya you need to go ask your dad something when really you js wanna see your pretty boyfriend
you both love each other so fucking much it’s insane. and getting your dad to approve is next level
NSFW….!! (watch out 😛😼 ‘ya girl evelyn is a wee bit freaky)
if you’re a little bolder, you definitely jerk dai off under the workbench where both he AND YOUR FATHER are working (this hc isn’t mine i saw it somewhere else on tumblr btw i js love it sm)
ok listen. dai is a sub at heart, but a bratty sub.
tries to talk back to you? his ass is getting bent over the nearest surface and fucked stupid by your strap (it’s always close by 😼)
also jacking him off while another crew mate is nearby, one i think would be good is curly’s bday celebration. jacking dai off as he’s trying so hard to focus on making the cake while all you can focus on is his slutty noises spilling uncontrollably from his mouth.
going down on him while he’s talking abt his usual unluckiness when trying to find a girl to truly love him, and now js his money. slowly unzipping his jeans while he keeps ranting, breath slightly jagged now.
“they alway-.. (y/n)? uh- what are y- mhmmm. never mind. feels good.”
he says as you gently tug his pants down, letting him fall around his ankles as you look up at him w those fucking eyes. shit. he’s a goner.
leaning back against whatever wall you undoubtedly have him pushed against, head thrown back as his trimmed nails run through you hair, egging you on.
you’re totally in swansea’s office change my fucking mind and he’s sitting on your dad’s desk 😋
“don’t mess up any papers, pretty. don’t want my father finding out you were gettin’ all ruined by his daughter on his desk, now do you?”
“n-no.. don’t mm- don’t want that.”
“then keep quiet and be good.”
he’s so fuckin freaky he’s defo an exhibitionist
you’re a girl- so you obviously brought a vibrator be SO fr w me rn
you definitely press it against his tip while slowly licking up the base
he is SO vocal that you have to tie his hawaiian shirt around his mouth so that he won’t YELL
gets cum on an important paper and yall have to throw it away lmfao
swansea being confused as shit abt where the document went and has been searching the Tulpar and asking all the crewmates if they’ve seen it
oopsies…
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Long live the queen. (Yan!Queen x Reader)

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Synopsis: A queen is nothing without her lover.
Queen Nia x Reader
Warnings: Forced marriage, abuse of power, violence (not against reader), not edited.

(Set years before Gen and Grim.)
Being the Queen right hand was never easy. But being her beloved wasn’t any easier.
Queen Nia has been ruler of Xelera since she was 16 years of age. However due to tradition she still hasn’t shown her face to the public, or any part of her to begin with. Any of her decrees were announced via the Board of Chiefs. The Xeleran tradition calls for a queen to be crowned at age 30, so a young princess cannot show her face until her coronation at 30. And in regard for princesses crowned before 30, they still were not allowed to show themselves.
Stupid old tradition no one really cared for since every queen was crowned at the perfect age. Except Nia, whose parents were brutally assassinated during some announcement, forcing Nia to take to the throne and own up to her responsibilities at a young rebellious age.
She liked this tradition. Only to use it to her advantage and sneak out of the palace and seek her favorite person. You. Her loved one. You were a servant, but you had the night shift, where you assisted residents and nobles whenever one called for you from 8 pm to 5 am, excluding anything sexual of course. That was a different type of servant and they don’t work nights due to how aggressive nobles can get by then.
There were two sections of her large palace, a section for the public and any noble visitors (Named Pulica), and a section for Nia, a carefully selected team of servants to tend to her, and a few guards (Named Khas). So, when Nia got too bored of her life as queen at age 20, she decided to sneak off into Pulica or even outside the palace entirely and cause some form of mischief with some rando.
But as she finally slinked her way into Pulica, ready to head to the gates exiting the palace she bumped into someone. Ready to flee back to her cozy room, but instead she had her breath stolen right out of her. She was looking at the most attractive person she has seen! And instead of appreciating her beauty as much as she did with you. They just dusted themselves off, bowed deeply, apologized and asked if she needed any assistance.
When she slowly shook her head no, still stunned, you smiled brightly at her. “My name is Y/n, please call for me if you need anything, esteemed guest.” Nia felt incredibly ashamed when she stuttered when telling you her name, how dare you fluster the queen to the point of stuttering. The queen was above that, but of course to preserve her identity she didn’t say any of this outloud.
Since then she would seek you out for entertainment during late nights, you’d stay up with her and play games, paint, knit, whatever hobby Nia felt like participating in that night. The more Nia spent with you she realized how perfect you were for her. So cute, so obedient, so indulgent in her needs. That was your job. That was because you loved her.
There came one night where she went off to your designated shift area. Nia could not find you, she kept seeing this other servant rather than you. So eventually pulling herself up by her big girl boots she approached them, demanding to know where you had gone. “Y/n? My apologies however they’ve been switched to the day shift.” She raged that night. Her room was in disarray, she looked like a complete mess, and she demanded answers from the Chief of Management.
Nia had threatened the answers right out of their throat. They confessed to coming to know of her late night activities from a few gossiping servants talking about how some random woman would only appear at night to take up a certain servant’s time. The chief confessed to changing your schedule so Nia can prioritize her time on her duties. Nia saw red, she never saw herself as the aggressive type, not at all, but something completely possessed her at that moment.
Her tiny 5’4 frame somehow manages to beat the shit out of them, to the point where the big bad Chief of Management ended up on the floor, lying in the fetal position. Nia beat them black and blue, her hands, clothes, and face covered in blood she fired them immediately after. And the first time Nia has ever done any real work since she’s been crowned was to get you back to your old shift.
The next day there was a lot of discussion on who will be the new Chief of management throughout Khas, Nia’s mind, however, was set on you. So, she just picked the first candidate her Board of Chiefs suggested and started getting herself ready and pretty for her beloved.
Years pass as you two keep meeting up at night, you admittedly had fallen for her at one point due to her charm. However, you thought she would never like you back due to her social status, so you moved on. It may have taken a while to move on but you did! It was far easier since you only saw her at nights and she hardly accepts leaving the palace for a night out.
It was always odd for you how she was against leaving palace grounds but you eventually came to the conclusion that she must be the queen’s right hand maid. Those servants aren’t allowed off palace grounds, out of Khas in general, which might be why she only comes out at night. There were a few times you two ended up outside the palace and in the city but Nia would spend a lot of her time looking behind her in paranoia.
5 years left until her coronation and Nia was being pressured to look at suitors to rule her kingdom right beside her. Of course none of them are allowed to meet or see her, most of these suitors were chosen by the board from what they already know from past diplomatic meetings. Nia couldn’t care whose picture and portfolio she was presented. She was bratty, she didn’t want anyone other than you.
While the Board of Chiefs at the time were sick of how snotty she was about you, they realized there would be no way she’d ever marry if it wasn’t you. So they accepted it, they allowed her to propose to you and marry as soon as time will allow it.
Nia was overjoyed! Years of tantrums and abuse of power finally worked! She has you completely to herself! Bingo! It was quite a sight to see a 25 year old Queen dance and jump around in joy. She then ignored all her duties (as usual) and pampered and made herself pretty for you, she put on her prettiest dress, her best makeup, her cutest jewelry.
That night was special for her. So special, and it’ll be special for you too! Whether you liked it or not. You denied her at first but she knew that it was just because you were scared to be ruler. It’s okay, she will teach you and assist you along the way! Or you two can throw your duties onto other people, as she normally does, and go out and have fun! Nia will ensure your complete happiness.
Nia did not take no for an answer, she guessed you’d be too nervous to accept the Queen as your wife so she had guards follow her until she called for them. And when she did that she commanded them to take hold of you and send you off to Khas, where you two shall spend eternity together, forever.
It was quite a sight, you trying to refuse to sign the contract that will forever bind you to the psycho you called a friend, and Nia threatening to execute your friends and family publicly. With no other choice, you reluctantly signed, making her swear not to hurt your loved ones.
Nia made sure to emphasize that there was no escape. If you do try to escape she will execute someone in your family, and every attempt to escape will end in the death of an innocent life. You were stuck. Forever Queen Nia of Xelera’s arm candy.
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How They Flirt • OP Men HC •
Characters: Luffy, Zoro, Usopp, Ace, Law
CW: slightly suggestive on some but overall fluff, bit of humor
Cee’s Note: Be honest ya’ll…..would you fold? 👀
Luffy

VERRRY touchy 👀
Mans is literally attached to your hip
If y’all are standing, he wraps his arms around you and holds you from the back
If y’all are sitting, he either has his arm over your shoulder or he’s resting his head against your chest
If y’all are lying down, he’s either laying on your stomach/ass or cuddling you
The funny thing is he does it like it’s the most normal thing in the world
Your in the middle of a conversation with the girls.
“Hey guys! What island are we heading to next?”
Luffy comes up behind you and wraps his arm around your waist. Despite your flustered face and the girl’s weird looks. Luffy carries on the conversation without a second thought.
Luffy is also very blunt with his feelings
You will not have to question whether he is into you bc trust me he will make it KNOWN
Nami had to knock him silly a couple times for blurting out something inappropriate
Zoro

Zoro is more lowkey with his flirting
He will playfully tease you by calling you princess and dollface just to start banter between you two
He finds it so hot that you challenge him and don’t back down from his taunts
He likes seeing how passionate you get when you too bicker
He sees you carrying something heavy
“I don’t think you can handle all that, princess.”
“I can handle myself just fine, tough guy”
PLS his dick is so hard for you sgdhdj
Even though you say you can handle yourself that doesn’t stop zoro from doing things for you
Not that he doesn’t think you can, but it’s just in his nature to want to protect you and help you
Despite all this, don’t expect him to confess his feelings first sgshdj
You will have to be the one to make the first move
Usopp

Mans will say every and anything to impress you shshdj
Just lying straight through his teeth about “being an expert” at whatever the hell you are interested in lol
If you suddenly pick up a hobbie for shell collecting, suddenly he is the shell connoisseur and will go out of his way to find shells for you
“This one is so pretty Usopp, thank you!”
“Oh please, this little one is nothing! You should see the massive collection of shells I have back at Drum Island. It will blow you away!”
This man….
He will also try and act like he’s so experienced saying he’s been with so many women when in reality the farthest he’s gone was a hug by nami sgshdjdj
If you play along and take him up on his offer to “rock your world” you will have him a flustered stuttering mess 😭
Ace

Ok let’s be real….
Ace got the best rizz out of all the men here sgdhhd
He is just naturally charismatic and charming without even trying
But ironically when he’s actually trying to put the moves on you he can be corny asl 😭😭
I’m talkin pick up lines corny shdhjd
“Does your feet hurt?”
“What are you-“
“Because you’ve been running through my mind” 😏
“…..” 🧍🏽♀️
He’s so…..
Let’s just say he’s lucky he’s pretty lol
Law

This man does not know how to flirt to save his life sgshdjjd
If you actually thought he had rizz be so fr 😭
Mans is antisocial and keeps to himself
But when he does have a crush he literally doesn’t know how to handle it sgdhdj
His way of flirting is trying to give you fun facts about anatomy sgshdj
“Did you know that the female body is naturally more flexible than men due to them having more elastins in their tendons”
“Ok…..good to know?”
PLS he’s such a nerd shddjj
He’ll also gush about his favorite comic if you show an interest in it so prepare for even more facts 😭
Just like Zoro, will absolutely not make the first move so you will have to literally spell it out to him that you like him sgdhjd

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