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#elden ring is scratching many itches in my brain#all of the normal ones...it's beautiful it's challenging it's cryptic...i can farm so i must farm#and all the less normal ones...monsters and monsterous humans...gods and bizarre fantasy families and factions...#big size differences...and like not to be a furry on main but Blaidd?????? sweet boy#it's a real fucky game and i'm enjoying it an unexpected amount
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Hello there! Do you currently possess the urge to give a big ol âFUCK YOU!!â to any absolute dipshits out there? Well have I got the new chibi YCH for you! Two different poses, each one is $50. Thereâs a few different bottom options, including sfw and nsfw versions. The nsfw options can be changed to fit your characterâs genitalia, as well as chest size/nipples. The âfuck youâ text color can also be changed (pride colors encouraged, but not necessary :3). These will be transparent with a white border outline, so feel free to use as stickers, edit into memes, or whatever your heart desires. Some YCH rules: - 18+ only!! - MUST have ref sheet or clear image of character I can work from. - Most furry species should work! But no characters with beaks, and no humans, sorry! - Body types can be adjusted to fit your characters, as long as it will still fit the base/poses. - Paws can be changed to hooves, claws, rodent feet etc. - Turnaround time is 4 weeks, estimated - Payment thru Paypal invoice only!- I usually post all commissions to tumblr, FA, and bluseky, please let me know in advance if you don't want yours posted. Also feel free to post yours yourself! Unlimited slots for now, feel free to DM me if youâd like to grab one!
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Today Algy is celebrating the very special tumblr anniversary of a unique and very special tumblr friend⊠Teddy of @adventureswithteddy.
Eleven years ago today, on 14th October 2013, just about 18 months after Algy first started posting his own adventures on tumblr, another much more intrepid fluffy â or, more accurately, furry â adventurer posted the first of his own adventures @adventureswithteddy on this amazing platform, where almost anything fantastic and wonderful becomes possibleâŠ
From that moment on, Algy was not the only non-human adventurer on tumblr, and in all those eleven years Algy has never come across another to compare. Occasionally he has seen a fluffy, cuddly or furry friend feature in some human's posts, but Teddy of @adventureswithteddy has remained exceptional in every way, and Algy knows that he has many devoted friends and followers.
For Teddy has not been satisfied with the the comparitively limited and gentle adventures of the kind which Algy has undertaken himself. Despite his relatively small size and soft, cuddly exterior, Teddy is bold and dauntless, travelling to exotic parts of the world and daring to go where fluffy birds would most certainly fear to tread, or even to fly! Teddy has scaled enormous mountains, crossed great, rocky plateaux, and travelled through magnificent ravines, as well as visiting less intimidating locations such as the beautiful shores of distant tropical islands. He has even visited the Great Wall of China! There are truly no bounds to Teddy's adventures on this earthâŠ
But Algy knew that there was one adventure which Teddy had never yet undertaken⊠Although Algy longed to meet him in person, Teddy had never visited the wild west Highlands of Scotland⊠until today, that is, when some very special magic allowed Teddy â who in reality lives many thousands of miles away â to join Algy for a joyful celebration of his tumblrversary đ
Algy realises that the wee ravine through which his own quiet burn flows down to the sea must seem like a miniature toy compared with the massive canyons which Teddy has explored, but he hopes that Teddy will enjoy the relative peace of his quiet day in the wild west Highlands of Scotland, and will perhaps relate many tales of weird and wonderful adventures around the great wide world, as he rests on the soft moorland grasses with Algy.
Happy 11th Anniversary Teddy and kind human friend @adventureswithteddy â€ïž Algy wishes you many, many more amazing adventures, and hopes that you will continue to share them with us all:
May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields, and until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of His hand.
[Algy is quoting a famous Irish blessing for travellers.]
#Algy#photographers on tumblr#adventureswithteddy#Teddy#teddy bear#Scotland#Scottish Highlands#magic#happy anniversary#tumblrversary#irish blessing#may the road rise up to meet you#plushies#soft toy#adventures with teddy#writers on tumblr#autumn#fall#scottish landscape#adventures of algy#original content#jenny chapman
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2dmax đ»đ„ custom art commissions
PWYW & chibi special for Fall-Winter 2024
full size art examples & sorta retro chibi examples humans, humanoids, furries, ferals, robots, anthros, etc. OK read about the conditions and how to order below đ
thanks for reblogging!
Pay What You Want, Get What You Get Full Size Commissions đž
Can be an icon, bust, half body, full body
Higher budget means more complexity, # of subjects, and control
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Revisions, major or minor, are up to the artist's discretion
Presence of background, scene, props, up to artist's discretion
Characters/outfits/props may be simplified or slightly altered
full size art examples -- other commission types
For reference sheets, group lineups, 18"x24" posters, paperclay dolls, or comic book pages, please see "other commission types".
$10 Sorta Retro Chibis đš
Single character, drawn on approx. 6" x 4 1/2" paper
Materials used are typically black and color ink
Artist controls pose, outfit, props, background, simplification
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No revisions past that point
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sorta retro chibi examples
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Your commission is for personal use; icons, roleplaying, in your blog theme, as a wallpaper, or to print out and tape to your fridge. Commercial use can be negotiated.
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#2dmax commissions#art commissions#manga art#manga style art#anime art#2dmax sorta retro chibis#chibi#chibis#traditional art#cute art#artist alley#artists on tumblr#art on tumblr#character art#original art#pwyw#pwyw commissions#2dmaxcommissions
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what dog i think 40k boys would be
based entirely on non-scientific vibes and discussion with @lemon-russ. this started off kind of silly but very quickly became an excuse for me to get slightly deep with the characterisation. slight cw for referenced animal abuse i suppose?
the emperor - border collie
now, for those of you unfamiliar with dogs you may think that picking a medium-sized herding dog is a strange choice for the Master of Mankind. However, if you have ever met a border collie â specifically, a working border collie â you will know exactly where I am going with this. These dogs are ferociously intelligent, completely single-minded, and wedded to their purpose. They will not be distracted from their work by foolish things like âfunâ â they will herd those sheep, damn it, and they will herd them where they are meant to be. The Emperor, like a border collie, is distant with his affection, and does not allow room for negotiation: the sheep will go in the pasture, and there they shall stay. But, I hear you protest, the border collie obeys the shepherd, and the Emperor obeys no one but himself! to this I say that the Emperor is his own shepherd; his Plan for humanity is the metaphorical co-pilot here, and it is this plan that guides his fleet, furry feet.
2. malcador â poodle. specifically a miniature white one.
Look, it sounds ridiculous, but poodles are incredibly clever dogs and youâd be a fool to underestimate one â just as you would be a fool to imagine that the frail old man at the Emperorâs side is anything other than a world-destroying threat.
3. the lion â irish wolfhound
Getting into the Primarchs now. It has been said that the Lion has major cat energy â which is completely true. However, I would argue that he ultimately is a hunting hound; a knight at his fatherâs side, bidden to go where he must. Like a wolfhound, he is tireless, powerful â but also frail in his youth, frailer than you might think (wolfhound pups are notoriously prone to injury because of their longer legs and how clumsy they can be). It is only with age that he reaches his full potential. Also, like most hunting dogs, he likes his sleep.
4. leman russ - a wolf
Well, obviously. However, itâs a really key point that he is a wolf not a dog, because all too often those two things are seen as synonymous when they really arenât. Wolves and dogs are separated by ten thousand years of evolution, and they rarely get on. Russ loves his family â his fellow wolves â but struggles to relate to his canid brothers, who all seem just a little distant from him. He is drawn to humans (the pull of domestication is strong, even for the wild beast he is), and clashes regularly with the Lion (hounds and wolves can work together, but never rest easy at the same fire).
5. Magnus - borzoi
Iâve said before that Magnus is definitely a borzoi, because they are such eldritch looking creatures â like they know all of the secrets of the universe and they are not planning to tell you. Borzoi are not always viewed as the most intelligent of dogs, but thatâs misleading â theyâre actually very cunning in their own way, just not necessarily the easiest to train (just like a certain headstrong red fool we know). Independent-minded, a little aloof, friendly to their family â Magnus is a sight hound through and through. And, of course, should he be given a reason to hunt down wolves, he will do so with the baying of his ancestors singing in his ears, and the scent of burning Prospero lodged in his nose.
6. Perturabo - Staffordshire terrier
Squat, grumpy-looking, and sometimes vicious â itâs easy to see the worst of Perturabo in the worst of the staffie. Bred to be pest-killers and dog-fighters, thereâs a persistent, harmful idea that these dogs need âa firm handâ when theyâre being raised. However, ill-treatment only serves to make these dogs neurotic, nervy and prone to biting â raised correctly, they are soppy and sweet and just want to snuggle on the sofa with the people they love. Unfortunately, Peturabo was reared unappreciated and maltreated, and now it is everyoneâs problem.
7. Angron - Old English Mastiff
Mastiffs may have a fearsome appearance, but they are actually some of the sweetest dogs around; happy, dopey drool-machines that only want to spend time glued to their family. But Angron was snatched from his motherâs teat too young, beaten and scourged and forced to bite, and the result is a warped, twisted image of what a mastiff should be: barely-champed down fury, and the sort of hatred that is born when love turns inside out and sour. Every shelter has had to make a horrible choice with certain dogs â seeing that they are too deeply damaged to ever recover, they have done the kindest thing and ended the creatureâs suffering, hoping that the next world will be gentler than this one. But no one ever did that for Angron. He is locked outside his masterâs house, because at least his anguished howls keep away intruders.
8. Vulkan - Great Pyrenees
Despite their fearsome appearance, livestock guardian breeds like the Great Pyrenees are actually gentle with their flock, living amongst the sheep (like the Salamanders with their human families) â grooming the lambs, cuddling up with the ewes, patrolling with the rams. They are utterly devoted to their task, willing to die for those they sleep alongside, but they love them, and are loved dearly in return. Vulkan is many times larger than his human companions, but they clamber all over him â young and old alike â and he holds them close, vowing to keep them safe from harm, even at the cost of his own life.
9. Sanguinius - Bedlington terrier
You might have to google this one, since it is a little obscure. And now that you have googled it, I probably have some work to do in order to convince you that this floofy terrier is the perfect representation of the Blood Angel Primarch. So, first of all â these terriers are strikingly beautiful. Eye-catchingly adorable â in a strange sort of way , a fey kind of cuteness that has you looking twice. They are sweet little family pets â however, the instant they catch scent of a rat their ancestry rears its head, and they turn into floofy little killers, breaking spines and crushing skulls with merry abandon. And if you need any more convincing think of this â doesnât the terrier look like a lamb? A cutesy little lamb? A sacrificial lamb?
#headcanons#my writing#might do another list when inspiration strikes but this is what i have so far#guilliman is a golden retriever fyi#hard working and intelligent and best suited to farm life but stuck in a city#lorgar is a grubby white gremlin they found in the trash#who humps feet
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some notes on wolverines (mustelidae) and Logan
cause new hyperfixation (its been goin on since a few weeks ago). gonna preface this by saying i have only seen the first x-men movie, and whatever else i found on tiktok n tumblr through my hyperfixation hoarding, so if anything is wrong or actually canon (or not canon) I'm sorry
notes under cut:
wolverines, while technically weasels, theyre the largest terrestrial weasel, and can weigh 26-50lbs.
Logan, is 5'3, but weighs at least 300lbs due to the admantium skeleton (195lbs without, meaning this small furry smelly man is just pure bulk)
wolverines are muscular n stocky and have thick fur (also waterproof n oily to prevent frost n such in them harsh canadian forests), are native to canada but can be found in similar environments, and are described as lil balls of violence and are extremely territorial around their food, family, and themselves (only out of necessity in order to survive the winter wastelands they live in). they also lack social skills and pack behavior like wolves
Logan, hairy beefy man, born in canada, described as an asshole, is violent n aggressive, but also severely traumatized. now with the fur, wolverines are nicknamed skunkcats because of how much they reek (they also mark whatever carcass they stole or found so nothing else can take it from em or where they buried it). if Logan (who canonically reeks) has waterproof n oily fur, it must be real difficult getting him to shower (not to mention he doesnt like getting wet) and also the water will not be able to get to his fucking skin because hes built to survive canadian woods.
wolverines are also commonly found in trees, as they use the height to locate prey and eventually pounce onto said prey
from some of the panel screenshots ive seen, Logan isnt unfamiliar with climbing onto trees
wolverines have been known to take on animals 3x their size, such as fuckin Moose, polar bears, elk n caribou, etc etc (only difference here between the mustelid and Logan is that there is no known attack on a human by a wolverine).
while wolverines have semi-retractable claws, Logan's claws are fully retractable. they (both the animal and Logan) have huge paws/hands, for the animal, its to prevent sinking into the snow
along with the thick waterproof fur and stocky build, theyre latin name gulo basically means glutton, so they have to eat a fuck load in order to maintain their body temp (usually they just eat their weight or very frequent small meals, but larger stuff is common), also theyre carnivorous but will eat anything they can find or kill, usually carcasses from avalanches n such, aka opportunity eaters
i have heard that Logan eats a shit ton, especially meat, but only large meals when alone, and small meals more frequently at the mansion. with the body heat thing, it must be super hard for him post-adamantium to keep his body temp at a normal range without literally sitting in the sun all day.
despite the aggressiveness they develop in the wild, when domesticated (which ive heard/read is super easy than you would think), they become very attached to one person, who usually is the trusted handler. they exhibit very cat-like behaviors, except wolverines actually like being picked up and wearing harnesses, they also like pets (but again, the trusted handler thing). they can become calm when hearing a high pitched obnoxious voice, and can go into a kind of trance when their gums are rubbed.
not sure about the cat behaviors n harnesses n other shit for Logan, but with the voice thing: Wade. thats all i really need to say about that
wolverines are naturally polygamous, but do come back to the female every so often to help raise the kits. theres a video of a wolverine male leaving out a moose leg near a female's den so she can have something for the kits to eat
this man gets passed around the x-men mansion like coleslaw at a southern get together dinner, aint no way hes monogamous. he does worry about the women he basically adopted and raised (rogue, laura, jubilee i think, yukio?,, i cant name any others but theres several)
wolverines also have the ability to smell a frozen carcass from over a mile away (and lemme tell ya, unless you have an excellent sense of smell, frozen anything doesnt have a smell except sharp)
this man can canonically smell emotions, and be able to tell the difference between Mystique and Storm just from smell Alone.
wolverines are very vocal, usually this kinda snarl/snort/growl/mumbling/chuff sound
not sure about comic Wolvie, but Hugh Jackman (and Logan, obviously) does snort n growl n roar n other shit like that
wolverines' mating rituals often include fighting multiple times, and mate Only after the female is confident in the male's fighting (males who return several times are more likely to mate than males who only fight once or twice) and that the female doesnt submit too easily. this is so the female and male can ensure the produced kits are strong enough to survive
self explanatory, minus the producing kits (that i know of)
also fun lil fact, wolverines' back molars are rotated at a 90 degree angle, so they can gnaw through bone easier (supposedly this is a common trait for mustelids)
not sure about sideways molars, but Logan does canonically have longer, more animalistic canines
most of my notes and how i worded some stuff is taken from wolverine expert Steve Kroschel, and tumblr user @/icarusredwings, as they have Amazing notes and headcanons on wolverines and Logan
#very chonky note post so dont strain your eyes trying to read this massive infodump#i cannot exaggerate how long this post is#may or may not make a blog for this#probably wont judging from my tf2 interest#and also how little i post#gulo gulo#wolverine animal#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#james logan howlett#the wolverine#obligatory hugh jackman mention#i dont remember my tag for text posts#wolverpool#poolverine#deadclaws#x men#x men movies#x men comics
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I'm now offering a no-revision style of commissions (or "skeb"), looking like the examples above!
52 USD - you can order it via Ko-Fi [x] or VGen [x]!
Single character, bust
Sketch/unfinished lines, flat colors
No background (white bg)
Intricate details and jewelry will be simplified
No WIP corrections or feedback for this tier; I'll draw the character in one go and deliver the illustration already finished to you!
I won't do the character design - you must have a clear visual reference (ex: screenshots of your Tav / WoL; previous commissions or illustrations of your OC, etc).
Let me know what kind of expression you want the character to have!
NON-COMMERCIAL USE!
I'll deliver you a High-Resolution version [300dpi, printing quality]; Web-sized, watermarked version, ran through Glaze [anti-AI technology]
WILL DO:
Human or humanoid (any gender)
Humanoid with animal parts (horns, scales, cat ears, etc) Intricate armor, jewelry, clothes, accessories, etc (will be simplified)
Alien-looking characters (I might decline it if I feel I can't do them justice!)
Bruises, injuries, scars, a little bit of blood is OK
WON'T DO:
Mecha, full furry characters
NSFW, incest
Real people
If you have any questions, just send me message here or an email to [email protected] ~
commission info | patreon | Ko-fi | VGen | bluesky
#commissions#commission#skeb commission#skeb#ffxiv wol#bg3 tav#ttrpg art#artists on tumblr#vgen#vgen artist#vgencomm
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this isnt a hate just a question. why do you draw tits so big???? like im just curious. idk im not judging i draw worse things and youre very cool but. why.
you must be new here. before i drew pony bs my job was to draw furry bs. 80% of my commissions involve tits that big. Business isnt as good as it was back then, but hey, I had to go all in on something rather than pussyfooting around with human sized tits. it is what it is yeah Ive been told I need to make them smaller for marketability but I'm fairly certain that I'll be unmarketable no matter what, so yknow
#my career as an artist is already kaput anyways lmao#is this about rarity?#she deserves to have big naturals#nuff' said
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Commissions are now OPEN!
[ID: A commission sheet with a purple, green, and orange background. A header reads "Fox-Guardian's Commissions!" with their fursona -- an orange, green, and purple fox with tentacle horns -- pointing to themself and saying "That's me!" Below are examples or different types of commissions. The first row is sketch commissions featuring Samama Khalid standing awkwardly with a confused expression. The first is less detailed and uncolored with more cartoony proportions and is marked as $10. The second is more detailed and uncolored with more realistic proportions and is $20. The last is the same level of detail as the second, now with flat colors, and is $30. The second row are lined commissions featuring Falin Touden standing and waving with a smile while holding her staff. Each are marked with lines for bust, waist-up, and fully body sizes with prices at each level. The uncolored lineart prices are $20, $25, and $30 respectively. The flat colored prices are $55, $60, and $65. And the fully rendered prices are $85, $90, and $95. Below is a footer with OP's fursona doodled at the bottom saying "I accept USD via Paypal! DM me for my order form!" and a list of things they will, won't, and might draw as follows: Will Draw: - Furries/Anthros - Humans/Humanoids - Non-explicit pinups - Simple robots
Won't Draw: - Explicit NSFW - Offensive/Hate - Mechas - Real people
Might Draw: - Gore (Realistic or Pastel) - Non-humanoid Monsters - Pets/Non-humanoid animals
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I am opening THREE (3) commission slots for the time being!!
Not doing backgrounds, just a flat color, either your choice or white (or transparent)
Up to 2 characters, each will be priced fully (i.e. a Colored Sketch of one character is $30, so a Colored Sketch of two would be $60)
I'll do fanart or OCs
the rendering style isn't strictly the mostly cell-shaded, partial soft shaded style shown here if you'd prefer a different one i've done before. whichever you pick would be the same price <3
as the sheet says, DM me if you are interested and I will send you a link to my commission google form where you place your order, and will get back to you on whether or not I accept within 3 days of your form being submitted!
a couple more notes:
payment is upfront, and commissions over $30 must be paid partially upfront and partially throughout the process
if you are not 100% certain you will have the money to pay for a commission, please do not order one (if you get a big one tho and realize you can't afford the full thing after it's partially completed, we can arrange a downgrade so you can afford it if you'd like)
whether or not I accept a commission depends mostly on whether or not I feel I have the skill to execute it well. even it fits into the "will-draw" criteria, I may still not accept it
more information can be found in my form, thankies a bunchies uwu <3
#fg's art#commission sheet#the magnus protocol#tmagp#samama khalid#not tagging dunmesh since i've literally Never Drawn For It Before and that feels weird to immediately shove a commission sheet in there#yknaur?#but sam is here and we love sam <3#ANYWAY this is exciting and terrifying <3 let's get this bread#also i hope the ID is okay. writing descriptions for this stuff is tricky let me know if i need to change anything!!
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Vanessa!Swap AU
(in which Game!Vanessa and Movie!Vanessa swap universes)
âWHERE IS BONNIE?!â âWHERE IS MONTY?!â
Movie!Vanessa is baffled by the speaking abilities of the Glamrocks, while it takes Game!Vanessa a moment to realize that the OG Gang arenât ignoring her, they just canât speak.
The size of the Pizzaplex overwhelms Movie!Vanessa and gives her the opposite of claustrophobia. Game!Vanessa, however, is so happy to work in an establishment that she can fully walk through in under an hour.
Game!Vanessa: YOOO THIS PLACE IS SICK!!! i can walk from one side of the Pizzeria in less than ten minutes!!
Movie!Vanessa: WHERE AM I?!?!
The fact that the Pizzaplex is closed up so tightly at night worries Movie!Vanessa immensely. And then Game!Vanessa is so happy that she can LEAVE WHENEVER SHE WANTS. The doors arenât grated or anything!! She can just WALK OUT!!
âWHAT HAPPENED TO BONNIE?!â âWe donât talk about Bonnie anymore⊠đâ âWHAT?!â
Game!Vanessa @ the OG gang: can you really not talk? DAMN, that must SUCK! where i come from, my guys have PERFECT English. honestly, itâs probably better than mine. do you even understand what iâm saying? *proceeds to rant all night*
Movie!Vanessa: *holding DJ Music Man at gunpoint, shaking in terror*
Movie!Vanessa threatens to shoot so many different things.
She takes an actual shot at Sun because he scared the shit out her.
Mini Music Man also scares the shit out of her.
First, she tries to shoot him, then she trips, slams her head into the wall, and blacks out.
Movie!Vanessa sobbing in the Pizzaplex vs Game!Vanessa tearing up the dance floor to 80s music
Game!Vanessa @ Mike: who the FUCK are YOU
Game!Vanessa would be very dubious of Mike and Abby. But also: Game!Vanessa being like Mikeâs other younger sister.
Would Glitchtrap go over with Game!Vanessa?? Because if he doesâŠ
Glitchtrap: WHY AM I AN AMERICAN
Game!Vanessa: HA YOU GOT COLONIZED
Game!Vanessa: *begins to scream in agony because Glitchtrap is attacking her brain*
Mike: what the fuck is wrong with you
If Glitchtrap doesnât go with Game!Vanessa and just transfers into Movie!Vanessaâs headâŠ
Well, she would probably end her life right then and there.
Meanwhile, Game!Vanessa: IâM FREE!! IâM FINALLY FREE!!!
Game!Vanessa wonât stop saying how rotund the OG Gang is.
Movie!Vanessa accidentally tases Monty because he startles her, and his resulting scream of agony makes her want to vomit because CAN THEY FEEL PAIN?!?!
One of the OG Gang stalks up to Game!Vanessa, and sheâs just like ârude.â
She is completely unfazed to them trying to be âkiller robots.â
Movie!Vanessa, after finding the Vanny suit: am iâŠa furry??????
DJMM has that improvise ability, so itâs canon that he makes themes for people, and the music immediately changes when Movie!Vanessa goes to West Arcade, and she perceives it as boss music.
The final scene of the movie, but Game!Vanessa and Movie!William make the animatronics fight each other because theyâre both trying to control them.
Itâs an all-out R-R-R-ROBOT FIGHT!!!!!
Game!Vanessa getting turnt on the dance floor, while Movie!Vanessa questions her own humanity when she sees Roxy having human problems.
Game!Vanessa: man i really hope my nudes donât get leaked here, too
Mike: HUH
Movie!Vanessa would shoot Map Bot
âTake this maââ đ„đ„đ„đ„
The OSHA violations in the Pizzaplex would send Movie!Vanessa into the stratosphere
Movie!Vanessa would start writing tickets at the race track for speeding
Game!Vanessa keeps asking the animatronics to help her with her homework (none of them know math beyond addition and subtraction)
BONUS
Game!Vanessa: yeah, Mr. Aftonâ
Movie!Vanessa: HE MAKES YOU CALL HIM WHAT
DOUBLE BONUS
Game!Vanessa: your dad is inside me
Movie!Vanessa: WHAT
#iâm not really in my fnaf hyperfixation#but i found this in my drafts!#so iâm posting it!#i still think itâs really funny#also movie!ness has NOTHING on game!ness#i love them both though#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf security breach#five nights at freddyâs security breach#fnaf movie#fnaf vanessa#fnaf vanny#vanessa afton#mike shmidt#fnaf headcanons
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Is it too much to ask this Halloween, to be surrounded by the loving embrace of a horrific nightmare of a sentient creature who adores me and is so gentle but terrifies anyone who dares to get close enough to see their visage? I'll wear a mask so I don't get scared either idgaf
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Actually...
Did you know exactly what they were? No.
Did you even know what gender or even what creature? Also no.
But they were sentient, and they adored you. You'd been stuck in the darkness of an abandoned house the first time you met. Out of fear of what you were moments from seeing and fear of the situation of being locked in here by those who were supposed to be your friends, you covered your eyes.
And they appeared. Urging you to keep your eyes closed as they approached. Sometimes you'd feel massive paws gingerly guiding your blinded self. Sometimes it was harsh talons that held you with care. On the occasion something akin to a tail was placed in your hands for you to follow them as they wandered.
And as long as you keep your eyes covered and closed, they could remain close and adore you the way they demanded to.
And now any time it's dark enough you can't see, any time the lights go out or you so much as cover your eyes, you feel them reaching out. Some days it's a massive fur covered soft and plush form with a fang filled maw the size of your toreso nuzzling against you. Other days it's the lightest pressure of a miniscule figure sitting on your shoulder, curled up against your neck with leathery skin and a thin tail.
On the strangest days you feel like you're being held in a massive pair of hands, able to fit in the palms of your unseen companion.
And you never questioned why you needed to keep your eyes covered, until one day that is.
They felt similar to a bear today, massive, furry, chubby, and rumbling deep in their toreso as they held onto you while you both simply lounged on the forest floor.
You had a silk scarf tied around your head to cover your eyes, a gift they'd presented months ago. You saw nothing but could feel every touch and hear every soft adoring word they uttered to you in enamored affection.
Until they froze, their grip tightening just slightly and you heard footsteps approaching. But they didn't try to hide or move, they simply sat and quietly asked you to keep your blindfold on.
You didn't understand until you heard panicked exclamations from someone who must have just gotten close enough to see your companion.
And the screaming began.
Pained, panicked, throat tearing screeches as if someone was being driven mad rang out in the otherwise silent forest. Your companion placed a massive paw over the side of your head, covering your ear and pressing your other ear against their chest. The noise muffled as the screaming grew wetter and wetter, before devolving into a strangled gurgling sound. Eventually a quiet 'thud'.
And all was silent.
After a long time, they uncover your ears but continue holding you close.
"That is why you must never look upon my appearance, precious one." Was all they said, in the calmest tone.
You never found a body. They made certain you didn't. They brought you home and waited to leave until you were asleep, removing any trace of what happened because they were just so considerate of their favorite precious human.
Just keep your eyes closed, keep the blindfolds on, and you will be adored and treasured like never before for the rest of your life.
Not a terrible trade off, right?
#letters of yearning#x reader#monster partner#monster x reader#halloween monster x reader#reminds me of eros and psyche in a slight way one can never see the other without severe consequences
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It's time for this year's Beach Bum YCH! This one is something of a mini-comic, slots are $250, and you'll receive all 4 panels and a combined version as well ^w^ Each panel will be adjusted to fit your character and your swimwear choice! Any genders, can adjust NSFW parts and bust size. Swimwear and popsicle colors can be changed as well! Un-censored versions can be viewed on my FA, or you can DM me for them ^^ Some YCH Rules: - 18+ only!! - MUST have ref sheet or clear image of character I can work from. - Most furry species should work! But no characters with beaks, and no humans, sorry! Wings, extra limbs, etc can be added but may cost extra. - Body type can be adjusted to fit your character, as long as it will still fit the base/poses. - Completion time is around 4-6 weeks. - Payments thru Paypal invoice only. - I usually post all commissions on tumblr and FA, please let me know in advance if you don't want yours posted. Also feel free to post yours yourself! DM me if you're interested in grabbing a slot!
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For the time lost
Summary: Zuko wants to erase every reminder of his past mistakes, and Katara will take him on a journey to, quite literally, heal both of their scarrings.
Contains: Angst, Fluff, Katara has burns scars from Aang's first attempts to firebend, Katara tries to get over her resentment towards the FN, Zuko doesn't hate Azula.
Dear reader: I hope you enjoy it! <3 Let me know if you want me to continue posting.
Find chapter one here.
Find chapter two here.
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Chapter Three
To Kataraâs surprise, his scar looked pretty much the same as before. After greeting her, she got a look up close and searched for a different color, texture, or size. Maybe it was smoother? Her thoughts kept meditating on this new information while she followed Zuko through the palace.
Zuko stopped walking and turned to her. âYou're so quiet today... Not complaining, though" he smirked.
The place was a bit different from the last time Katara visited. The walls, once filled with portraits of the former Fire Lords, were left with paintings of birds and rodents; some pieces were pale and ill-looking, and, to her surprise, others were unbelievably adorable. Every part of the palace seemed to be made with such delicacy, it made her wonder how much respect people had for the royals. The marble floor felt like floating through the hallways.
âHow old is this place?â she asked Zuko.
âMaybe two hundred years oldâ he replied, with a doubtful tone. âBut every now and then it got redecorated. My mom was really into gardening, so there were a lot of floral decorations until I was like twelve.â
âI guess youâre into hawkpardsâ she smiled. âIâve seen like five paintings of them so farâ.
âOh, yeah⊠We got a lot of those in the back garden. Oh, I got to show you the turtleducks in the front!â He grabbed her shoulder. âTheyâve grown so much since you last cameâ.
They both rushed to an open space in between the castle. It wasnât a front garden technically, but Katara didnât want to ruin the moment. He was so excited to take her there. And the turtleducks were beautifully bathed in the golden sparks of the setting sun.
âThe little ones were born by the end of autumnâ.
Her eyes followed the furry little guys as they approached Zukoâs feet. He seemed annoyed, yet patient, while their little peaks pinched his pants. He proceeded to sit down and surrender to the attack. Now the turtleducks looked at him expectantly, Katara guessed that they were pet recurrently by him.
âNo treat today,â he said, in a high-pitched voice. âBut we got visits. Greet Katara!â
She chuckled. Zukoâs silliness always got to her, she could tell he was comfortable if she paid attention and saw through all his awkwardness. The water that had golden sparkles some minutes ago, was now in a purplish tone, the sky was getting darker. Two guards walked in their direction with small lamps in their hands. She imagined they lit them up themselves. How cool that must be.
âThe visitorâs room is ready, my Lordâ one pointed out.
Katara guessed both the guards were about thirty. By the looks they gave to her, she guessed they still werenât used to having waterbenders around. To even see them as allies. She tried to convince herself some progress had been made. Some years ago, it was hard to tell if the Fire Nation guards saw her as human. Now theyâre just weirded out, she canât really blame them. Sheâs feeling odd herself, trying to turn off her flight or fight mode. Trying to hold eye contact with them, because she doesnât want to seem snobby. Trying to look at Zuko, to remember nothing bad will happen. Weirdness is progress. Weirdness is not cruelty.
âIâll take her, thanks for letting me knowâ he replied. âYou can go nowâ
With a small flame in his hand, he led her to one of the upper floors. It was a pretty place, but it felt so empty. All she could hear were their steps and the whispers of the guards. Probably they talked all night to avoid getting asleep.
"My Lord" she tittered.
"Oh, shut up" he sighed. "I can still hear Toph laughing about it."
They arrived at her room. Katara noticed a penguin plushie on her mattress. She turned to Zuko and scrunched her face. After seeing her funny covers and blue walls, she realized what he was trying to do.
âI thought it would feel more like homeâ Zuko whispered. âIs it too corny?â
âI love itâ she giggled.
âCome hereâ he asked her. Katara walked to the window and saw the moon rising from mountains.
âNow, thatâs too cornyâ she mocked. âThank you, I feel like Iâm royalty tooâ.
âWell, technically you are a royal of the Southern Water tribeâ he squeezed his eyes.
She rolled her eyes. If she was a princess, her âcastleâ was a giant whale skeleton. But she couldnât complain, it felt more sacred than most homes. And it showed her peopleâs historical resilience, something that would transcend centuries more than her desire for a fancier house. For a second, she feared she spent too much time in her mind and ignored Zukoâs presence.
âWeâre such a diplomatic friendshipâ she whispered. Zuko laughed, still looking through the window.
âYou know, back at the garden, I noticed you were a bit shakyâ he admitted. âCan I ask you something?â
âSureâ she nodded.
âDo you find it scary to come here?â
âOf course notâ is what she wouldâve answered to most people. Four springs have passed since the war, and even in the war, she wasnât the type of person to hide from Fire Nation guards. It would be unlike her to fear a threat that itâs not even there. And as much as it didnât make sense to her or anyone else, she felt her heart race when a guard looked at her for a little too long, she lost her breath when a firework sounded a little too loud. She was afraid.
âI⊠think so, Zukoâ she answered. âSorry if it sounds ungrateful, I donât mean to show prejudice towards your people. I bet your guards are highly honorable and your friends here are nice. But itâs hard to see these walls and walk through this city without getting a bit sappy, you know?â she sat on the floor. âI think thatâs why I usually donât come here oftenâ.
âI know what you mean. Well, thatâs one of the reasons itâs so hard for me to go to the Southâ She leaned her head. âIâm ashamed, for my nation, my ancestorsâ actions, and my own. I see all the empty houses and the little kids in your town and it makes me feel so unworthy of being a king.â
He covered his face with his hands and sat next to her, both on the cold wooden planks. Katara caressed his hair, gently, not really sure how to say what she thought of Zuko. At least, she didnât know how to deliver it in a way that convinced him that he was a good person. A compassionate, caring, noble person. She put her head on his shoulder.
âYou are not your father, Zukoâ she mumbled. âAnd the Water Nationâs door will always be open for you. Not only on the North, by the wayâ.
âAbout that⊠I know all these traveling to the North might seem weird to youâ.
âYouâre Zuko, youâre always weirdâ she bumped his arm.
He disapprovingly shook his head.
âAnyways, I thought I should tell you I went there to get rid of my scarâ Zuko stood up. âIâm so tired, you probably are too. Iâm going to my room.â
âSo youâre just gonna drop that bomb and leave?â Katara raised her eyebrow.
âWe can talk tomorrow. I promiseâ he walked to the door. âGood night, Katara.â
#zutara#atla#zutara fanfic#zutara fanfiction#zuko x katara#zuko fanfic#katara fanfic#avatar: the last airbender#ftl#hope you guys like it!
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I haven't been able to stop thinking about pokemon characters getting home early or coming upon their girlfriend reader accidentally and seeing the reader being fucked by one (or some) of her partner pokemon! Maybe Maxie findinder the reader in an empty room at the team magma base with her grunt uniform shifted aside and her camerupt covering her with his furry cock shoved inside her and she's in complete shivering mindless bliss, face down ass up slowly rocking herself back and forth on that dick. He didn't know she was fucking pokemon because of course she tried to keep it secret, but he loves seeing it and it turns him on immensely. Or any other characters in that kind of situation!
I'm not comfortable yet (and I don't know if I ever will be) to post about pokephilia on my own, but I wanted to share my fantasy of being caught getting fucked by your pokemon by your character s/o! It's just so hot to me
it makes complete sense that you're not comfortable to post it on your own! it's a controversial topic at that best of times... im just glad my blog feels 'safe' enough for you to share your thoughts <33!! and anon, how does it feel to have such a big brain???? because..... GOOD THOUGHTS.
notes: pokephilia, cheating (maxie is kinda into it but. tagging just in case), cucking, large size difference
Maxie is such a good fit for this idea, especially!
Wheras someone like Archie would just stomp over and start yelling obscenities until the end of time, and rightfully so, Maxie might be⊠Unexpectedly into this? You don't know he's there, and you don't know he's watching. (Having a burning, throbbing cock almost as thick as your arm inside you does things like that to a girl.) But your partner is listening to all of your strangled gasps, his own cock straining against his underwear, face flushed bright red with a mixture of humiliation, mortification, and arousal.
When you shift around, changing your position so your leaning on your elbows instead of your hands, Maxie can see your stomach bulging with the girth from his own partner Pokémon's cock. Upon seeing it, all he can think is that you must be forever ruined at this point, aren't you? How could any human, how could he ever satisfy you again, after this?
Knowing Maxie though, he'd try to get a bit closer unnoticed, only to trip and fall, or for his glasses to somehow clatter off of his face in the process.
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Just a Thing We Do
(a jam brought out and edited from dms. Michael is working through things in his own time, and while he doesn't mean to, it's not an easy process and he gets stuff wrong sometimes. Tw for some implications of internalized homophobia.)
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"Don't go into the bedroom."
David says this as Michael comes into the house from unloading some stuff from the bags of the bikes. The pack had found the abandoned house on the edge of a moderatly sized town, deciding to regroup there for a while.
Michael looks upwards, at the ceiling.
"Why?"
"Paul and Marko are fucking."
Michael, thinks he covers the choked sound he makes in the back of his throat rather well. His stuttered words on the other hand, not so much.
"They're - what?"
As if by divine (or maybe hellish) coincidence, there comes a string of frankly worrying sounds from up the dilapidated stairs. A dresser being pushed across the floor? Something glass smashing?
"They're fucking," David repeats. "It'll be a bit, you should just stay down here."
David's said the words twice now, not even looking up from the roadmap he's contemplating, but somehow they still don't seem to really register to Michael.
"O-okay," he says, haltingly, and drifts towards Dwayne. He's sitting on the other end of the couch. Thorn has his furry head in his lap, letting Dwayne's hand toy with a pointy ear.
David glances to Michael as he sits. Picking up on his tone.
"Everything alright?"
"Yeah, I mean. It's just..."
"Spit it out Mike." Dwayne says. Thorn wuffs at him, and he goes back to scratching his ears.
"Fine," Michael huffs. "So. They're just. Casual about...that?"
David raises an eyebrow. "Sex?"
Well.
"I know we can't. Catch stuff, I guess," Michael says, words suddenly feeling a jumble in his mouth.
Dwayne is suddenly watching him with a very, very close expression, and David has gone inscrutable. Michael suddenly feels in trouble, for something he hasn't even done yet. But could, so very easily.
"We can't - though, Max did say, once, that if we take something in through the blood, there's a period where we could theoretically pass it to someone else," David says evenly. He keeps looking at Michael.
"Are they- I mean-" he tries again, only to wince as someone manages to scream through carpet and floorboards above.
Thorn makes a sound that he could swear was a giggle if he had a human mouth.
David hums, at him, face shifting a little so as to not be so intense. A little more his usual smug self. "It's not like anyone but us could handle each other."
"Not with how we like to do things," Dwayne comments, glancing upwards as well.
"But- why?"
"Why not?" Dwayne quips back, eyes settling back on Michael. "There's nothing wrong with it."
Something small and ugly kicks at the back of Michael's head. Something he didn't think would still be there, after everything, and especially not after who it was coming from. Words filter in, like oil coming to sully the surface of clean water. Words like 'weird.' 'Uncomfortable.'
'Wrong.'
The words fit into Michael's head like gears whose teeth didn't mesh right. He doesn't like those words - he doesn't want to think them.
He nods, just a bit, with a "No, there's not," in agreement.
David must consider the conversation closed, because he goes back to the road map, and Dwayne closes his eyes again, relaxing with Thorn.
Michael decides to go for a long walk.
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Michael is hanging out on the back deck of the house about an hour later when the two upstairs finally find their way back down. Michael's not expecting anyone to join him.
He sits on the steps leading out and away from the house, journal left open in his lap. He'd been writing, idle words and thoughts. Not about what's really on his mind, stalling that, really. If his hands were moving, he wasn't thinking, which was what he wanted, but he'd drifted off from it.
He jumps a little when Paul's hand brushes his shoulder. He hadn't even heard the boy come up behind him, as lost in his own head as he'd been.
"Shit man, relax. I'm not going to bite you." Paul laughs a little, like it was a joke. "You okay? David said you were out here alone."
Michael shrugs. "Just getting some fresh air."
Paul nods, like Michael has said the most correct thing ever, and crouches to sit. Michael watches as the boy lowers himself...slowly. Sitting rather gingerly on the step.
Paul grins into space, eyes lazily following the wavering path of fireflies between the trees. As he tips his head back, Michael can see his neck above the very loose shirt he has on. It's covered in healing bites, hickies, and even something that looks far too symmetrical to be anything but fingerprints.
"Nice, ain't it?" Paul drawls, and Michael jerks a little when he realizes he's been caught staring. Fuck.
"Uh-"
"I'm teasing Mikey, I don't care if you stare at me."
Michael swallows. It does nothing to dislodge the lump in his throat. "Did Marko...?"
"Yep. You should see him - he went easy on me by comparison." Paul shows off (humanly) sharp teeth in a grin, then shakes his head. "You got a smoke?"
He does, granted they're not his really, he was just holding them for David, but. Nothing was really anyone's completely personal property, was it?
Michael was wearing boots that Marko also wore, because they shared a shoe size, and it was convenient. David was currently using Michael's backpack to store some stuff, Dwayne had taken one of Paul's infinite wristbands as a hair-tie, and Paul himself was wearing a shirt that, based on the size and how it hung off his slim shoulders, only could have actually fit Dwayne.
It all passed so easily from hand to hand, knowing it would be okay. Used, but respected. Loved.
Paul takes the cigarette and makes a noise in the back of his throat as he inhales the first rush of nicotine. "He's probably in there trying to make Dwayne feel sorry for him, make him give him 'oh poor me, Paulie mauled me' cuddles."
Paul laughs at his own joking. "I told Marko, I fuckin' told him, I can take it this time, but it's not the pillow I'll be biting-"
Michael doesn't mean to close his journal as sharply as he does, but the sound breaks the air and comfortable words Paul's humming anyway. Paul stops, mid-sentence. Silenced.
Something nasty hangs in the quiet evening air suddenly, and Michael instantly wants to apologize, but he can't fucking figure out for what.
Paul looks at him for a long, drawn out moment.
"Ah," is all he finally says, pulling the cigarette away from his lips, holding it between two curled fingers. Michael watches that than try and even look at Paul's face right now.
Paul stands, and Michael can feel him looming above him. Watching him. He hears Paul take another drag of his vice.
Michael watches the woods beyond the little overgrown clearing the abandoned house sits in.
Out of the corner of his eye, he sees the ash from the cigarette float down as it's tapped off.
"Well. Sorry for making you uncomfortable, man," Paul says. "Guess I do overshare, sometimes. I'll try not to anymore."
The porch creaks, and Michael turns, words suddenly leaping to his tongue, but Paul is already shutting the door to the house. On the rotting wood of the deck, the cigarette smolders, only half-finished, crushed under Paul's retreating boot.
Michael stares at it for a long time.
Paul and he don't talk for a few days.
#the lost boys#drabbles#yccm#michael is trying but he's also a baby bi having grown up in the late 70s and 80s
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