#muskoka lakes

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ASS YOU LIKE IT

Opening Friday in Scottsdale:

My Old Ass--18-year-old Elliot lives on an idyllic Canadian cranberry farm, but can't wait to head to college and start her life. She confesses her feelings, successfully, to her summer-long crush, and then she and her friends camp out on an island and take 'shrooms.

Under this fungal influence, Elliot, played by Maisy Stella, finds herself sitting next to the Old Ass of the title, her 39-year-old self, played by Aubrey Plaza. Younger Elliot is eager to hear dish and glamour about her future, but Older Elliot is cagey; she just advises her to avoid anybody named Chad. Soon after, Younger Elliot meets a nice young man while swimming. Guess what his name is.

The wish to go back and offer guidance and comfort to your younger self is a human perennial, perfectly expressed in the Faces anthem "Ooh La La." My Old Ass, written and directed by Megan Park, works the premise ingeniously by taking it, one might say, ass-backwards. Thus we see the story from the younger heroine's point of view; that is, from the version of her who, being young, knows everything and is unlikely to consciously accept an older person's counsel. Yet we also see Older Elliot's healthy influence on her behavior.

Stella carries the movie sweetly as Younger Elliot, with a suggestion that she's trying to present as more daring and sardonic and above-it-all than she really is. Her supposed mortification at her provincial circumstances is a less than convincing pose. In the much smaller role of Older Elliot, Plaza's guarded, pained manner complements Stella's performance amusingly, and credibly.

Percy Hynes White, as the amiable Chad, is the other standout of the small cast. The settings--the film was shot in Muskoka Lakes, Ontario--are breathtaking, and the movie glides very agreeably through its brief running time. There's one sequence, involving a Justin Bieber song, that's truly hilarious, but otherwise My Old Ass feels, really, a little mild and undemanding.

This, paradoxically, may be what's most striking about it. Elliot identifies as gay, you see; the crush with whom she makes out early on is a (slightly) older woman. Park doesn't make a big deal about this, and she's almost equally nonchalant when Elliot finds herself attracted to Chad and begins to question her long-held assumptions about her own sexuality.

In the real world, of course, and in this day and age, this probably really does reflect normal teen development. But I couldn't help thinking about the tizzy that this would have stirred up from a teen flick even ten years ago, much less twenty. Like 2018's Love Simon, the sunny, breezy My Old Ass may be most remarkable for how unremarkable it is.

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Muskoka Lakes boat tour aboard the Wenonah II, Ontario Heritage Conference Gravenhurst//June 2024

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Traditional Sunroom Toronto

Sunroom - large traditional sunroom design with a beige floor and a slate floor.

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Garage - Traditional Garage Inspiration for a mid-sized timeless detached two-car carport remodel

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Siding (Toronto)

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Large - Traditional Sunroom

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My Old Ass (2024)

Dir. Megan Park

[keepingitneutral]

Bunkie on a Hill, Muskoka, Ontario, Canada,

Architecture + Design

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Spectators watch a group of campers canoe jousting on Lake Muskoka.

Ontario

1950

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lost lake // haliburton, canada // october 2022 // ©

[mzannthropy]

Oft have I listened, and stood still, As it came softened up the hill, And deemed it the lament of men Who languished for their native glen; And thought how sad would be such sound On Susquehana’s swampy ground, Kentucky’s wood-encumbered brake, Or wild Ontario’s boundless lake, Where heart-sick exiles, in the strain, Recalled fair Scotland’s hills again!

Mentions of Canada in Marmion, brings to mind L.M. Montgomery, of course (who had Scottish ancestry). She references Marmion in Anne of Green Gables.

[everlastinghistory]

[carbombrenee]

Tin Docks, Gravenhurst June 2024

[19871997]

u've sold me on natemaccmd. will be rotating it in my mind

i have more for u. kinda. in the avs no good very bad historically terrible season (2016-17) where they had the worst points percentage of any team in the salary cap era (sub .300) (and would hold that record until the 19-20 drw? i think) connor mcdavid won the hart, art ross, and ted lindsay becoming the youngest to sweep those awards since sidcros. sidney crosby, of course, would win his third stanley cup that season. connor mcdavid won his first hart before nathan mackinnon was ever even a finalist. but. natemac won the cup !

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a bright and sunny summer moodboard for the astonishing @lady-ofmischief

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return of the king ecle-c-tic celebration 🎉 (closed)

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[desdasiwrites]

He tastes like coffee and maple syrup and coming home after a long day.

– Carley Fortune, Meet Me at the Lake