#mushroom my darling my love my dear you. augh.

[m1d-45]

listen LISTEN, it's not my fault that my mouse click that "quick start" button blame mihoyo for putting in there-

the quick start button is my baby, my child it allows me to skip anything to get to content, I have to be in a certain mood to watch more in genshin

- 🍄 (mi*** I swear- I won't leave just don't throw me in their again-)

“it’s not my fault they put the button” THATS NOT AN EXCUSE DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH XIAO LORE IS IN THAT QUEST BABE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITHOUT THAT KNOWLEDGE???

“i have to be in a certain mood” 1) based in the same 2) FOR HOW LONG. HOW LONG WILL YOU BE IN THIS STASIS.

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

[During the events of Super Mario Odyssey, Bowser and Peach’s wedding is about to take place with Mario nowhere to be found. So her mushroom kingdom allies provide her with an elaborate plan to rescue her.]

[At the wedding scene, Bowser has chosen Wario to act as officiant]

Wario: Dearly beloved friends and any casting people who might be looking for someone to play a preacher, I WELCOME YOU!

Wario: *ahem* Now the bride has written some vows that we will now all pretend to be interested in.

[Peach turns to Bowser]

Peach: My dearest Koopa, forever is not enough time to tell you of the many ways I love you … aaaahhh …

[Peach pretends to faint dramatically. The crowd gasps.]

Bowser: My love! Quickly, is there a doctor in th–

Dr. Mario, popping out of nowhere: I came as fast as I could!

[He puts his stethoscope to Peach and gasps]

Dr. Mario: It appears to be a case of African Hyperbolic Fever!

Bowser: Dear God! The very illness my character caught in Super Mario Bros. 2 … when I was holding out for more money! It’s often fatal.

Peach: *coughs* Whatever happens, remember, the flame of my eternal love will burn forever.

Bowser: Of course! But … smoochiepups, I thought one could only catch hyperbolic fever deep in the diamond mines of the Congo.

[Daisy stands up from her seat, disguised in sunglasses and a scarf]

Daisy, shouting stiltedly: Peach, you she-devil! [The crowd gasps.] You really thought you could steal those diamonds from me and Congo Jack?

Peach, standing up: Those gems belong to the natives!

Daisy: HIII-YAH!

[Daisy attempts to pretend to attack Peach, but accidentally kicks her square in the face. Peach reels backwards and faints again as Daisy is dragged away by koopa security]

Peach: AUGH!

Bowser: Oh, how cruel and melodramatic fate is!

Bowser, shouting to the heavens: WHYYYYYYYYY!?

Peach, opening her eyes: Bowser, my darling, your loud “why” brought me partway back to life!

[Bowser helps Peach stand up again, but as she does, the sound of a motorcycle revving its engines can be heard moments before Luigi crashes through the wall on a dirtbike, disguised in a pith helmet and explorer’s garb]

Peach: Congo Jack!

Bowser: Another shocking twist!

[Toad plays soap-opera style shocking-twist music on the organ]

Luigi: Yes! And I have a message for you from Colonel Mitumbay! He says this … *pulls out a spear* … is from Congo Jack!

[Luigi throws the spear; it clearly misses Peach and hits a nearby flowerpot]

Peach: Oh, ummm…

[She takes it out of the flower pot and tucks it under her arm, screams, and falls over.]

Bowser: No! NO! NOOOOOOOOO!!

Peach: I won’t leave you. Not until I’m sure you understand the thing I said before. *cough* About my eternal love for you burning … *gags* … et cetera.

Bowser, crying: I do. I … do.

Peach: OK then.

[Peach gags and “dies” in a very melodramatic and soap-y way. The camera turns to Dr. Mario at the buffet table.]

Dr. Mario, stuffing his face: I’m a doctor. She’s dead.

Bowser: She lives … no more. But let us all find comfort knowing that she truly loved me. To honor my pain, I shall star in a film dedicated to her memory. And this time, the Academy will not deny me. Not when they see Peach: A Bowser Story.