#mushpit

[la-perfide-albion]

Some guy fell in the mushpit anf he pht up his hands to protect himself but only manage to punch my balls

[0odaydreamo0]

This is all jokes.

100% smut.

Strange wording.

I dare you not to laugh.

Chishiya would never admit it but he was desperate. In need of a magic hug. And somehow he ended up drunk with this woman. What was her name? Hiri... Aki.. Something. It didn’t matter, she had a hole.

She kissed him sloppily and all he could think about was how much he wanted her to do that to he’s love stick.

Once she took of her shirt. He was more than a little disappointed. it didn’t look like she had much busoom in the first place, but they even hang a little. Still he grabbed one roughly and shoved he’s mouth on the pepperoni looking bud. The taste was slightly salty, which was to expect after dancing for two hours in a stinky bar. Soon he found himself between this woman’s legs and never had he seen such shaggy meat flaps. The only others he had witnessed looked like juicy little sandwiches. Dripping with he’s homemade sauce, like mayonnaise sneaking out between the meat slices.

Fuck now he was hungry.

This was more kebab than anything he had ever seen on the internet. Were they supposed to be flopping around like that? Regardless he drived in almost gagging from alcohol as he got on he’s stomach. Half gagging from the stink of the closed off pussy. It was almost like chlorine.

Disgusting.

Yet, he flopped her lips to the sides and licked up from hole to clit. He could probably get the worst taste off in one flat lick. He looked up and the woman was already panting with her head leaned back into the bed. She quite frankly looked like a beached whale gasping for air. So he licked at the roof of he’s mouth trying to get the sour taste of of he’s tongue. Sadly this was not the cleanest woman, and he spat at the sheet when he felt something on he’s tongue. Paper. Toilet paper. He barely resisted gagging again and compromised shoving two fingers in between her salami looking flaps to her hole as he focused he’s tongue on her scream activator.

He was pleased to find the panting mess underneath him was already wet enough to get the slamming started. He wasn’t too fond of the idea of her mouth hole, touching he’s pleasure stick anymore, so he just flipped her. It wasn’t like he would miss view of her sad coin sags. The woman just moaned at everything he did, so it was probably good for her. He slapped across her seat muscles watching fascinated as they jiggled like jello. Flapping even worse than her front butt. So he pulled her up on her knees and separated her curtains to get to the dripping orfice staring at him. Waiting to be filled by he’s proud sword. It was a fitting description given how tall it stood. Fiercely red at the top and ready to explore this cave. Even if he was scared the thing might swallow him whole, he didn’t hesitate. Curiously sticking the tip in and out just to test if the thing had teeth. Once he was confident it only squeezed, he ventured in. Her flappy meat felt like tongues licking down he’s lollipop as he pulled out. And the way they bended following he’s thick cheese sausage as he shoved it back in, her made it feel tighter. He closed he’s eyes grunting as he pounded away. He felt her flapping butt cheeks clapping back and forth between he’s hands and stomach. The wet slapping from their bodies made him grab her hips tighter.

He drilled away at her rear end until she started letting out a high pitched wail that startled him. He holded the motion and suddenly he was on he’s back watching how the woman bended herself. Feet in the mattress, hands grabbing he’s thighs as she jiggled so violently on he’s joy stick that he was almost convinced she was having a seizure. But it felt too good to stop her. Besides a seizure didn’t sound like that. Like a bunch of cows in a mushpit. Slapping, and groaning loudly like she was being man handled.

Once she calmed down for a few seconds, Chishiya stared. Her little brown star was winking at him like it was asking for attention. He wasn’t sure he wanted to touch the hairy little peach eye, winking at him. But it was asking for it. So he shoved one finger into it, watching as he’s finger disappeared so effortlessly into the rasin looking opening. The woman just screamed again and started moving around on he’s now very loaded pistol. It felt like he could control her pace as he drew little smileys inside her discolored starfish.

He must have hit a switch inside the mushy little hole fluttering around he’s finger. It threatening to eat the entire hand, and he was a little curious if it actually would. Suddenly the woman straightened her back and he’s balls felt wet. Very wet. He wasn’t sure if he had jiggled the piss out of her or what this was.

No, it was too sticky. No he had just turned her into a sprinkler with he’s relentless pushing inside of her bootyhole. In all honesty he was just trying to feel he’s own meat stabber. But now she had turned he’s bed into a water park and it wasn’t nearly as exciting to him as she sounded like it was to her.

So he bucked he’s hips up trying to rearrange her insides, lucky dice flopping up to slap her happy button. The ultimate sacrifice had already been made, so now he just slammed up as hard and fast as possible. He was going to fill her babymaker until it seeped into her brain. The sticky sheets stuck to he’s back, not that he cared when this duck was turning into a swan by the very magic of he’s special wand.

Her jiggling dump truck got the better of him as he slapped away at her qvivering cave of wonderful life liquid. He let her play with he’s begging sperm makers as he shot her up with he’s happy juice. He was almost scared the brutal force of he’s canon was going to split her wobbly exterior apart. And she did immediately slump down on her stomach, head between he’s knees. He might have killed her, he thought to himself.

But her hairy, stretched rasin, was winking at him again, so she was alive. As he’s log inevitably fell out of her, now relaxing cum bucket, he felt all the potential kids sliding down over he’s throbbing baby pump, and into he’s shit slit.

That was the wakup call. He needed to shower.

[alfredpresents]

Telling The Truth Is Now Called Bullying (Beatboxing Version) : A Rap Music Single by Alfred

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Chrous:

What they want 'n' expect of you

Is for you to be cool with everything that they do

But when it comes to their crew

They've got a whole another rule

There's nothing wrong at all with offending you

What they want 'n' expect of you

Is for you to be cool with everything that they do

But when it comes to their crew

They've got a whole another rule

There's nothing wrong at all with offending you

Verse:

What in the world is a bully pulpit, what's that dude?/

Oh! I see what you do, trying to get the world to think you cool/

A preacher saying sin is sin is a, Umm - Umm - Umm/

Sinners supposed to feel comfortable 'n' goo - ooh - ood/

Umm! that only means you ain't got light with you/

Those who love darkness, hate light, and should feel uncomfortable/

Without that feeling where is conviction 'n' the conscience too/

If you're avoiding stepping on feelings why would they change their shoes/

DUDE! the world tries to cancel dudes/

Who don't conform to their ways and dance to their tunes/

That's a tad bit further than bullying you/

Or risking you, feeling a tinnie bit uncomfortable/

Yet you listen to them when they condemn you/

For saying thou shall not kill, steal, or LGBTQ/

You see it's all a trick to see you don't preach the gospel/

Their message don't care about your feelings, but they want yours to/

DUDE! please use your IQ/

Use the pulpits, 'n' the mushpits, 'n' the mountains too/

Flood the world with the gospel, don't water down the queue/

A man who doesn't call his kids to order, doesn't love them too/

The same goes for the preacher, who waters down the truth/

Preaching what they want the hear, instead - of the gospel truth/

Preach the Gospel, preach .. the full Gospel/

Don't subtract or add, to .. the gospel/

Chrous:

What they want 'n' expect of you

Is for you to be cool with everything that they do

But when it comes to their crew

They've got a whole another rule

There's nothing wrong at all with offending you

What they want 'n' expect of you

Is for you to be cool with everything that they do

But when it comes to their crew

They've got a whole another rule

There's nothing wrong at all with offending you

What they want 'n' expect of you

Is for you to be cool with everything that they do

But when it comes to their crew

They've got a whole another rule

There's nothing wrong at all with offending you

What they want 'n' expect of you

Is for you to be cool with everything that they do

But when it comes to their crew

They've got a whole another rule

There's nothing wrong at all with offending you

[kshandra]

The view from the #mushpit. #goinghunting #avatarmetal (at The Wiltern) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUtXT61Fe05/?utm_medium=tumblr

[leflambeur]

By Joyce Ng for Mushpit Magazine

[raddlounge]

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[thominho-incorrectquotes]

More Thominho headcanons because I can

Minho is a book lover. He always has one on the side and always brings his Kindle wherever he goes. Thomas doesn't read that much, but he started reading more when he started dating Minho, so they do "reading session" which consist of them cuddling on the couch. Thomas mostly stares at Minho reading because he is just that beautiful.

Thomas likes anime. His favourite is One Piece. Minho complained that it's too long, so he didn't want to watch it with him. But Thomas finally convinced him one night and now Minho is addicted too. (One Piece is just that good guys, go watch/read it)

Minho often blast metal music in their apartment. At first Thomas hated it, but overtime, he started appreciating the music. Minho brought him to his first metal concert and he had the time of his life. And they both had iniated all the mushpits that night

Thomas likes photography and snowy scenery are the best in his opinion. So he has a good collection of photos of Minho in the snow, Minho ice skating, Minho covered in snow...

[freyalauben]

Editorial research

Riot grrrl

Riot grrrl started in the early 1990’s in the USA. It was an underground feminist movement, a result of feminism, punk music and politics they began to create Riot Grrrl zines. Like expected in the punk genre the zine is very DIY collage style. The use a lot of hand drawn and hand written elements, a component I would like to mix in with my work. They also fill pages with art work, almost looking poster like making the zine more expressive and visually interesting.

Mushpit

Mushpit was founded in 2011, it’s a political feminist publication that has a very satire tone. It originally started out as a zine and has developed into a published glossy magazine. Whilst the message is extremely important and serious the magazine doesn’t take itself too seriously poking fun at stereotypes, keeping the tone a lot more light hearted. I would like to take some inspiration from this tactic but also include serious content to balance it out.

Buffalo

Buffalo zine launch in 2011 and has since become a beloved feature in fashion journalism. It’s known for its playful mockery an element I would like to include in my magazine, but have it subtle and not too overpowering. I first noticed Buffalo due to their designs. I like how they mix media, how some of it is created using physical mediums such as pen and paint. This is defiantly an idea I would like to incoprate into my own magazine.

Krass journal

Krass journal is a feminist magazine started up in Australia. They are known for their typography, repeatability using “text” designed by Gareth Hague in 1995. Its a bold ornamental font that helps make the magazine recognisable, it also helps to convey their message of rebellion, they will not be silenced. I personally gravitate to this magazine for that reason and therefore think it’s something I should consider when choosing my own typography.

[danielducasse]

Magazine Cover Designs

The decision to name my magazine ‘Earthling’ was to tie into the theme that I had for the magazine as a whole, that being Social Exclusion/Marginalisation/Alienation. Bringing together the idea of the collective and the individual. We are all connected to one another as we are all part of the collective human race. Taking the anecdote of ‘if an alien were to visit they would see us as one’ rather literally I wanted my images to reflect visually what ‘earthlings’ would look like through their eyes. However I wanted to take it further and have each cover focused on the individual. Each individual makes up the collective. It is our uniqueness to one another that also ties us together as we all share the fact there is no two human exactly identical. This is why I wanted the magazine to be called ‘earthling’ as apposed to ‘earthlings’. A famous quote from American writer, feminist and civil rights activist, Audre Lorde reads, ‘It is not our differences that divide us. It is our inability to recognise, accept, and celebrate those differences’. With that in mind I decided to have the name of the ‘first issue’ to be ‘radical love’. I wanted the focus to be celebrating all people and highlighting those who have been often marginalised. The topic name is also somewhat tongue and cheek as the term ‘radical love’ is often applied in a religious context, something that could be considered contradictory as the idea of ‘radical love’ is often not extended to those most marginalised in society by the religious community. So using the term in this context is in a way a response to that. A call to be more unified by celebrating the differences. The QR code in the design is also a functioning one that takes the viewer to the Marsha P. Johnson Institute’s website, a place to donate to the wellness and safety of the Black Trans community and in the name of ‘Black Marsha’ a crucial activist, self-identified drag queen and performer. This to fit the theme of the magazine and something that could be incorporated into the designs of further issues of the magazine, each relating to the topic at hand. 

The layout is minimal with the image being the prominent component of the cover. The text and barcodes work around what is in the image and adjust to fit around the different subjects for the alternate covers.  

Development:

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[grmnt2020]

Mushpit Mag

also such a funny instagram of a magazine. Lino also likes it so she took a look!

[itshousmansradicalbookshop]

#mushpit @themushpit is back in stock! #housmansmags #indiemags #indiemagazine #femenism

[benjaminsalomon]

First Metallica concert! Great show! #heavymetal #metallica #mushpit #bruises #letsdoitagain (at 亞洲國際博覽館 Asia-World Expo)

[hungwy]

ever been in a mushpit?

got knocked around a bit at an anime convention rave, does that count?

[smallcrowd]

Skinny Girl Diet shot by James Grant for The Mushpit

[tagl1aferr1]

Dildo for Mushpit Issue #10

[zhantesblog]

12) Magazine Layout and Inspiration

After deciding it was a magazine that I wanted to create, I thought that a great starting point would be to look at how magazines are presented, what the layouts of popular magazines look like as well as the colour palette and the kind of content within them and how they are also presented inside.

I also thought it was important to measure the size of the magazines as this would help me to choose the sizing of my canvas when creating my magazine in photoshop and placing it in indesign as well as having it be true to size if and when I get it printed.

After measuring classic magazines like Dazed, I-D and Mushpit, I discovered that the typical size is 23cm by 29cm.

MUSHPIT

I like how simple the front cover is, with just a simple eye capturing image and the title of the magazine-It’s very straight to the point. I also appreciate the colour palette and how it matches well with both the image and the title of the magazine. This level of simplicity is something that I might take away when designing my front cover.

I love the colour palette of this double page spread and how it compliments well with the Image and the clothing of the model. The layout of this is something that I would like to try and incorporate into my designing and layout choices.

I’m not really sure if i’m going to be adding in any fashion/ editorial spreads inside of my magazine, but if I was, I think this would be a good way to incorporate it, which is similar to the third mood-board I created on Punk fashion.

I-D

I like the layout of this page and think that this is something that I could refer back to when considering how i would layout my interview pages. 

I like the contrast of the colour palette between pages. This is also something that I would like to experiment with.

The simplicity of these pages are really eye capturing. Its interesting to see as it creates somewhat of a pause/break; again, something to potentially consider when designing my own magazine.

I love the layout of this page and the way they have utilised the text to create an interesting design and connect with the image.

The layout of this double page spread is very interesting- its different than the traditional/ standard layouts that you see in most magazines.

The layout of these images are very interesting. I love the almost collaged effect and how the images are layered on top of each other.  

Dazed 

I like the film effect they have created with these images, which is something that I want to emulate when considering how I could present images for my magazine spreads.

This also is good inspiration for me on how I can layout my interview pages and information pages.

KERRANG!

I also looked at Punk/Rock magazine Kerrang! to see what kind of design elements they use within their magazine.

A lot of their spreads use a collaged, D.I.Y effect which is something that I’m always trying to incorporate into my design elements.