#muse: puck

[prismaticmuses]

"... So. You gonna tell us what's going on, or do we just get to sit here and wait for you to get randomly kidnapped again?"

Puck grimaced and, even though he could see again, turned his eyes away. "Like I said, long story."

Night shrugged. "I mean, we're here now. You know I'm just gonna keep bugging you until you tell me."

Finally, Puck turned to look at Night with a pitying smile. "Aww, you care about me~. That's so sweet~. Have I ever told you your ears are really cute?"

Night flushed and growled, "Stop changing the subject! Why the fuck were you getting kidnapped?!"

"Uuuugh," Puck threw his head back and slid down in his seat exasperatedly. "Fiiiiine. I'll try to stick to the relevant shit. So, obviously, you know I'm from Fae, right? I honestly don't remember if I told you or Sunil any of this. I probably did at some point. Maybe. ... The point is, I fucking hated it there. Wait, first, probably pretty important- did I mention that I used to be the Prince of Fae? I guess, Prince Regent? What do you call someone who was a ward of the Queen?"

"I don't know, but Prince sounds pretty close. Holy shit, you're royalty?! No wonder you're such a prick sometimes."

Puck grinned. "I'll take that as a compliment. But seriously, though, I felt like one of those fairy-tale princesses stuck in their towers. That was pretty much my life for a looong time. I was like, Titania's fucking prized possession. She couldn't have kids- supposedly- and so I guess she... adopted me? I was really fucking young, I don't actually remember anything about my life before Fae.

"Regardless, she was a bitch to me, fucking took my fucking eyes outta my head when I was like eight or some shit to 'teach me a lesson' and 'be an example to others' because I did one stupid thing for the King. It was a fucking prank, dude. Note to whoever it concerns: Do not fuck around with a powerful-ass woman who can literally have you executed for whatever the fuck she feels like.

"Aaaanyway. I was only allowed outside the castle if I had an escort. Like a fucking dog on a leash. I came with my only friend at the time, Koko Yukon-"

"Wait, like the hotel lady?"

"-Right, that was kinda the reason for the trip. She wanted- I mean, her dad was in charge- 'In Charge,'" he emphasized with air-quotes, "at the time, but they were hoping to expand out of Fae and whatever, blah blah blah, I came to Apricus with Koko, and we made a plan together to fake my disappearance and/or death so I could live free here in Apricus, away from all the shit back at the castle."

"Long story short-?"

"Too late. So anyway, I get to Apricus, meet up with some shady-ass dude in some underground place, he offers me a deal that would make it so I never existed. I did it to start fresh, right?" Puck's face fell again and he looked down at his feet. "... The worst of it was... Koko. I tried to talk to her at the Hotel's Grand Opening in Apricus, and... she didn't know me. It hurt. A lot more than I thought it would...."

"Regardless," Puck shook his head, "most everyone did forget me who had known me from Fae. But I always had this gut feeling that Titania wouldn't forget that easily. Now, I don't know if she completely remembers who I am.... I don't think she does, otherwise I would've probably been kidnapped way before now. But she knows someone is missing that she 'owns' and wants it back. ... Does that answer your questions?"

Night frowned. "... Not completely.... How the hell did you find someone who could literally erase you from history?! Like, that's fucking wild. Was that his Awakened Power?"

Puck shrugged. "I don't know, maybe? He gave me a coin that I can't get rid of...." He pulled the coin out of his coat pocket and turned it over in his fingers to catch the light. "But yeah, that's my story."

"... Well that sucks."

"Yup. It really fucking does...."

[idonthaveacleverquip]

Does anybody else think about how incredible it is that we can just... HAVE these things??? In our house??? Like they just live here with us????? How insane is that!??

Anyway, these are my cats! I love them so much!!!! 😭

[silvertiefling]

HERE'S A LIST OF KATYA'S KIDS --------- AND THE DIVINE(?) FUCKERY THEY HAPPENED WITH.

SIDENOTE: All the flair and fireworks are needed because in Katya's canon she very much Does Not want children, and also got rid of her uterus as soon as she could find some wizard to permanently get rid of it.

Puck ( @bloodtwin ) Child Count: 1

One Kid: Ember Blade Darlington

Conceived through some divine fuckery with Bhaal. Puck wanted to see what would happen if Katya ate his finger - turns out Bhaal wanted a child between these two murder machines SO badly he gave Katya her uterus back and created another bhaalspawn through the gore of Puck's finger.

Shadowheart ( @sharransepulchre ) Child Count: 1

One kid: Jennevelle (Jenny) Firewine Silverwreath

Conceived via divine fuckery with Selûne. Shadowheart prayed a little too seriously to Selûne in hopes of making Katya more responsible in life. Selûne decided the best way to do that was to make Shadowheart preggers with their three way kid.

Astarion ( @estarion ) Child Count: 3

Three Kids: Lafayette Ancunin aka Laffy (<- much to Astarion's pain) oldest daughter, Hektor (aka Heck) & Helena (aka Hell) Ancunin (Twins Boy & Girl)

Conceived via probably a divine prank by the gods in some AU. Because clearly the gods saw the vampire and the werewolf with no uterus in another universe and went 'fuck you, this undead man can give you children and is clearly SO potent'<- much to Katya's pain.

[bloodtwin]

𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐂  𝐆𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐒  。

bold  what  applies  to  your  muse,  italicize  if  there's  potential  /  it  depends,  strikethrough  what  does  not  /  will  never  apply

what  he  would  do:

holding  door  open  ·  tying  shoe  laces  ·  sharing  a  milkshake  with  two  straws  ·  offering  their  jacket  when  it's  cold  ·  kissing  in  the  rain  ·  publicly  confessing  love  ·  long  walks  at  the  beach  ·  doing  the  titanic  pose  on  a  boat  ·  taking  cute  pictures  in  a  photobooth  ·  sharing  a  taxi  /  uber  ·  kissing  the  back  of  their  hand  ·  slow  dancing  ·  getting  tickets  of  their  favourite  artist  /  sports  team  /  other  ·  introducing  them  to  their  parents  ·  lighting  candles  ·  flower  petals  on  bed  ·  love  letters  ·  star  gazing  ·  brushing  /  doing  their  hair  ·  picnics  ·  teaching  them  to  play  an  instrument  /  sport  /  how  to  use  a  dagger  while  gently  guiding  their  hands  ·  compliments  ·  late  night  drives  ·  taking  selfies  together  ·  drawing  them  ·  self-made  gifts  ·  massages  ·  proposing  with  a  family  heirloom  ring  ·  lending  them  their  favourite  book  to  read  ·  paying  for  dinner  /  coffee  ·  mixtapes  /  playlists  ·  surprise  birthday  parties  ·  feeding  them  ·  handing  them  keys  to  their  apartment  ·  making  space  in  drawer  for  their  clothes  when  they  stay  over  ·  sharing  a  blanket  ·  couple  costumes  ·  tucking  a  hair  strand  behind  their  ear  ·  running  after  them  at  the  airport  /  keeping  them  from  leaving  ·  moving  cities  to  be  together  ·  blowing  a  kiss  ·  breakfast  in  bed  ·  defending  them  in  a  fight  (verbally  /  physically)  ·  joint  bubble  baths  ·  dropping  the  L-bomb  ("I  love  you")  ·  dedicating  a  song  at  the  karaoke  bar  to  them  ·  wearing  their  clothes  ·  yawning  before  putting  an  arm  around  them  while  watching  a  movie  ·  feed  them  the  last  bite  from  a  meal

what  he  would  like:

holding  door  open  ·  tying  shoe  laces  ·  sharing  a  milkshake  with  two  straws  ·  offering  their  jacket  when  it's  cold  ·  kissing  in  the  rain  ·  publicly  confessing  love  ·  long  walks  at  the  beach  ·  doing  the  titanic  pose  on  a  boat  ·  taking  cute  pictures  in  a  photobooth  ·  sharing  a  taxi  /  uber  ·  kissing  the  back  of  their  hand  ·  slow  dancing  ·  getting  tickets  of  their  favourite  artist  /  sports  team  /  other  ·  introducing  them  to  their  parents  ·  lighting  candles  ·  flower  petals  on  bed  ·  love  letters  ·  star  gazing  ·  brushing  /  doing  their  hair  ·  picnics  ·  teaching  them  to  play  an  instrument  /  sport  /  how  to  use  a  dagger  while  gently  guiding  their  hands  ·  compliments  ·  late  night  drives  ·  taking  selfies  together  ·  drawing  them  ·  self-made  gifts  ·  massages  ·  proposing  with  a  family  heirloom  ring  ·  lending  them  their  favourite  book  to  read  ·  paying  for  dinner  /  coffee  ·  mixtapes  /  playlists  ·  surprise  birthday  parties  ·  feeding  them  ·  handing  them  keys  to  their  apartment  ·  making  space  in  drawer  for  their  clothes  when  they  stay  over  ·  sharing  a  blanket  ·  couple  costumes  ·  tucking  a  hair  strand  behind  their  ear  ·  running  after  them  at  the  airport  /  keeping  them  from  leaving  ·  moving  cities  to  be  together  ·  blowing  a  kiss  ·  breakfast  in  bed  ·  defending  them  in  a  fight  (verbally  /  physically)  ·  joint  bubble  baths  ·  dropping  the  L-bomb  ("I  love  you")  ·  dedicating  a  song  at  the  karaoke  bar  to  them  ·  wearing  their  clothes  ·  yawning  before  putting  an  arm  around  them  while  watching  a  movie  ·  feed  them  the  last  bite  from  a  meal

stole  it  from:  @accultant tagging:  @bloodyarn  ,  @silvertiefling  ,  @alurlssrinbled  ,  @bolyde  (  hallow  :3c  )

[starscelly]

as someone who makes an effort to know an insane amnt about his hockey team and archive a bunch etc etc. it’s soo annoying when there’s minor things that are like. literally so unimportant . but i’m deranged and want an answer to. but not enough to do like a deep invasive dive . so i’m just left Wondering..

[deejayisms]

📲 PUCK & MORGAN

MORGAN: [UNSENT] I miss you. MORGAN: [UNSENT] I wish you were here. MORGAN: Hey, I just wanted to let you know again that I'm really thankful for everything you did for me that day. @janatm

[porcelainvino]

i can’t believe artie sang about puck and it’s hashtag canon

[linden-reed]

— R E N F A I R E; p u c k | outfit

I am that merry wanderer of the night.

description: shirtless with lace up leather pants. fern wings on his back. gold bleeding from his hair. fully golden eyes. vines crossing his skin. flecks of gold across his chest.

[v-rchin]

@bloodtwin

WOLF MAN (2025) dir. Leigh Whannell

[binnybinnychickendinny]

i will say i don't like blues muse very much but i do think it's funny that he keeps getting blocked by other nhl teams on twitter just by being annoying about the blues winning or whatever SHDFHS

[prismaticmuses]

"Hey, Hugo! Nice work. Kinda looks like she let you win, though."

"Bro, who the fuck was that?"

"I know that bitch. Why are they here? They weren't in the Hecaball team.... Shit. That means.... Fuck."

"What's up?"

"This is probably not going to end well for me...."

"The fuck are you talking about?"

"N-not- um- Don't worry about it. Good job out there, Hugo."

"...Thanks...?" As Puck seemed to anxiously smile and walk away, not even bothering to throw the pair a couple of finger-guns, Hugo leaned into Night and whispered harshly, "What the fuck is your friend's problem?"

Night shrugged. "Who knows. He's just weird. Still, I trust him well enough that we should probably still keep an eye on that Mariposa person. They could definitely mean trouble."

[fantasticles]

Treasure chest opened! Puck acquired several healing potions with labels on them stating, "Tastes Just Like a Steak Dinner!"

Secrete treasure chest meme!!

"Wow a steak dinner!? This is a gold mine! I gotta see if this is good. I wonder if it'll fill me up too? Oh well, no time to waste!" Puck immediately pops one open and starts chugging it! What happens to him? Who knows! Did it taste like a steak dinner? Who knows!

[everybodylieslieslies]

tag drop two.

[jajna]

I climbed the Puck!!! <3 He's so handsome! gotta climb the Puck! @dont-call-me-a-faerie after my sketch from yesterday one of my friends mentioned the need to climb tall sexy characters like a tree. Puck isn't THAT tall in this form, but.....GOTTA CLIMB!!

[stylessbean]

Harry Styles Fic Recs: Jan-Feb 25'

Hello Everyone! These fics arent all posted from Jan-Feb but these are what I've read and enjoyed :) Also trying out a new layout so please let me know if this is easier to navigate!

@watermelonlovershigh

It's Ok To Cry, Harry

@cherryredz

Skating On Thin Ice

@1d1195

Pucking Rookie Series

Most Series

@writingsfromhome

Collaboration

The Ex-Text (3 Parts)

Endgame (3 Parts)

If You Love Something (2 Parts)

Thats So True

@sogoodtoheritsvicious

I Was Made For Loving You (SMAU Series)

@chaoticloving

Songs Of Hers Universe

@helloeverybodyhere

Melody in the Afternoon

A Song For You

The Greatest Gift

@ijustmissyouraccenths

It's You

Love Story

Boyfriends

@erodasfishtacos

You Belong With Me

@sabsberries

I love you, I'm sorry

@harry-writings

Lover (3 Parts)

Pretty In Pink

I Need You

The Edge of Tonight

5 years (2 parts)

Commitment (2 Parts)

@ever-since-kiwi

Internship

@glitteredrry

Sugar Honey Kisses

@moonchildstyles

Pomegranate

@jezebelblues

Liminal

@pinkboaclub

Scene Stealers (18+)

Sweet Thing

@merrybloomwrites

We Know Where We Belong

@happilypamphiro

Don't Worry Love (SMAU Series)

@harrysxcarolina

The Interview

@likea-silhouette

Complex (Series)

@harryhoney-bee

My Muse

@hscherrywine

Good Morning, Pretty Boy

@0nlythrowharrybeaux

Twelve Days (Series)

[thefreakandthehair]

shoot your shot.

written for ‘dress’ | wc: 350 | rating: teen & up | tags: hockey player!steve harrington, robin buckley & eddie munson friendship, eddie munson has a crush on steve harrington, pining, friends to lovers, getting together, humor, fluff, is this crackfic? maybe, hockey season has me in a chokehold @steddiemicrofic

"Are you... Eddie, are you dressed like a hockey puck for Steve’s Halloween game?" Robin asks. 

“I always knew you were the smart one, Buckley,” he quips, waddling awkwardly into their prime seats. “I figured if I look like a hockey puck, maybe Steve'll finally shoot his shot."

Eddie folds the edges of his cardboard costume and sits as he shrugs.

“Wow,” Robin snorts, shaking her head as she leans back in her seat and faces out toward the ice from directly behind the glass. “That’s the man you’re trying to woo with a puck costume?” 

It should be harder to pick him out with all of the players in the same jerseys but Eddie finds Steve in the slew of skaters warming up, a satellite returning its orbit. He’s doing his stretches— hip movements he’s watched Steve execute since high school that are truly so explicit that Eddie nearly blacks out every goddamn time— and laughing at something his teammate, Argyle, must’ve said. His nose crinkles and he slips from his knees flat onto the ice. 

Steve can play big bad defenseman all he wants, but Eddie knows this version of Steve, loves him, actually, and he’s running out of patience. 

Eventually, Steve starts making his laps around the ice, stopping to make funny faces with a kid dressed like him for Halloween. 

“Get it together, Munson,” Robin jokes, elbowing him in his cardboard torso. “You’re gonna melt the rink if you’re not careful.”

“Think that’d get me mouth-to-mouth?” Eddie muses as Steve skates over to them, wide smile spreading from ear to ear as he clocks Eddie’s costume. 

Even to someone as oblivious as Eddie, he notices the pink tinge in Steve’s cheeks as they make puck puns from either side of the glass. 

“Wait for me after the game?” Steve asks, one hand pressed flat against the glass.

“You got it, big boy.” Eddie mirrors him, meeting Steve’s palm with his own. 

As he skates away and Eddie sits back down next to Robin, preening with victory, Robin just shakes her head. 

“I can’t believe that worked.”