#muse: kenny

[g-luztrash]

Masters of the Air - Vintage ads

Now also on my redbubble (X)

[southpark-trashfactory]

Honestly, one of my favorite fanon things in Leo having a scar/prosthetic eye because of the ninja star incident.

I think its funny that its technically Kenny's fault he got a ninja star in his eye that time but Leo still claims Kenny is the only person he actually likes in Going Native.

I like it so much that every time I'm thinking in AUs one of my favorite things to play with is how Kenny can somehow be responsible for Leo having a fucked up eye in an AU. It's genuinely so important to me as a bunny shipper that Kenny is the one that fucks Leo's eye up in every universe lol.

[asteria7fics]

Y'all ever just think about the boys doing nice little things together?

Like, Stan and Kyle spending a day fishing, shotgunning beers out on Stark's Pond. They get too rowdy and Stan starts rocking the boat (literally). Kyle falls in and pouts for a solid hour, but Stan buys him ice cream and all is forgiven immediately.

Kenny and Butters going to the mall together, almost entirely because they want Panda Express and it's the closest one. Butters pays for Kenny to get to ride around on one of those little mobile animal things, just to see him experience true, honest joy. Of course the thing short-circuits and drives him at full throttle into a glass store window, and they do spend the rest of their day at the hospital, but it was fun while it lasted.

Cartman convincing Kyle to game with him, and though Kyle does it begrudgingly at first he ends up getting really into it, and they end up spending hours nearly every night absolutely obliterating little shit stains online. They go too far with it, of course, and Kyle's life suffers for it, and eventually he has to cut it back to only one session a week, but he still looks back on those couple of months fondly.

Just, dudes being guys having harmless, silly fun.

(*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)♡

[mindsafe]

character headcanon generator: KENNY ACKERMAN italicized are the ones i agree with tagged by:   @calcitration <3 tagging:  @pontevoix, @chaoslulled, @m-11o, @witswords, @viitlumi,

01. kenny wakes up on november 1st and starts decorating for christmas

i write modern! AU kenny as jewish && even if i didn't, he firmly believes that anyone who starts decorating for christmas before december 1st should be shot

02. kenny is an extrovert

he's more of an ambivert. but it goes deeper than that: he likes the distraction of being around people more than he actually likes people; && he prefers to be left alone but hates being alone ( otherwise he's alone with his own thoughts )

03. kenny is a simp

remember, this is the same man who was down so bad for uri reiss that he completely forgot about the whole bloodline extermination thing

04. kenny is a top

yes

05. kenny enjoys doing taxes

kenny enjoys evading taxes.

06. kenny is oblivous to any and all romantic interest someone may show them

yes && no? generally, he can pick up on when someone is attracted to him; but if it goes beyond something purely physical, he's going to assume that there's a catch ( he's more so mistrustful && deeply self-loathing than he is 'oblivious' )

07. kenny can't sit in a chair properly

kenny sits in chairs just like any other “ law abiding ” bisexual would ( badly )

08. kenny listens to 80s music

not exclusively 80's music, but in his modern! AU kenny is absolutely a classic rock enjoyer - including a bunch of bands/artists from the 80's

09. kenny has a very low alcohol tolerance

no he will drink you under the table 100% pls don't challenge him unless you got that dog in you ( your name is moblit berner )

10. kenny ackerman is awful with kids

...i don't think i need to elaborate

[mysterionrisez]

the list is so insane because they literally couldve put ANYONE else. at the bottom of that list. and none of them wouldve cared or been that dramatic like they might be a litlte bummed but nothing like putting the most insecure guy in the whole grade

[the-kipsabian]

okay but like. seriously

like he says, what kenny says clearly means he gets it; but while hes name dropping deadly alliance, wheres the actual support by letting them inside the ring and giving them opportunities to actually shine and show what they are made of?

all five of them are aew originals. butcher and blade have had some of the hardest hitting and bloody hardcore matches in this company. bunny and penelope are standouts in the womens division likewise with hardcore background and just in general they are unique. kip reinvents himself at almost jericho pace and keeps being fresh and just getting better and better in the ring, and his character is incredibly unique. hes also charismatic as hell and who wouldnt want their company super villain to be british, lbr

anyways. you promised me a new era. lets get it by having some respect for your original talent that one of your evps name drops as standouts, why dont we?

[redemptionmade]

@troublcmakcrs

   "D-di-did you know that if your tooth f-falls out, you can just... p-put it back?" Tweek gestures to the bloody premolar in Kenny's palm, then up into his own mouth, pantomiming slotting a tooth back into his red gum where his right central incisor rotted away a couple years ago. "If the roots are intact, it'll--it'll h-heal itself. Only if you g-get it knocked out... It d-doesn't work if you--nh--lose it fr-from decay 'n' shit."    There is a pronounced pause while he idly picks at what's left of his right eyebrow. "...Everything I've learned about the human body has been en-entirely against my will."

... what the fuck? how would he know that? -- well, the obvious answer was someone sucker punched a tooth out of him, but... he couldn't imagine anyone that really had beef with tweek. much less anyone who would get violent with him.

" .. hmph." he looks back down at the tooth that he had knocked out of him, and he considers what he was just told. hell, maybe tweek was onto something. knew something that kenny didn't. " -- so i just pop it back in?" another second or so of contemplation and he does just that, tilts his head up and presses the tooth into his mouth with a muffled shout of exploitatives. " -- SHIT!" he spits the blood that was pooling in his mouth and does what he can not to give in and press his tongue against the premolar. "... mhm.. i think it fits."

[tariah23]

https://x.com/normalpills/status/1755036081039569187?s=46&t=QiKHdDdvKoMxWGyakqTvxA

ISNAJJ I was just thinking about this post, oh my god-

[c-kamo-archived]

I knock your door excitedly, barely holding in my excitement to see you and CJ.

“Cho!! Open the door please!! I’m here for my fur baby”

I go to open the door and smile at you.

“Hi, my precious girl. You’re only here to get your fur baby and not see your cho?” I chuckle.

[unapxlogeticme]

closed starter for @legendsxx; sage & kenny

"sage." he heard his name being spoken by his boss. he knew the other man wanted to see him. but that didn't mean the lawyer could try to ignore him and pay attention to the men he was talking to. he turned his head slightly to look at his boss. he had quickly turned back around after seeing the other man he was talking to. he recognized him during the wrestling show, but he didn't really remember his name. nor did he want to learn it. hell, he didn't even want him to see him. the last thing sage wanted was to have his boss question why he made things uncomfortable with the other. like hell he wanted to admit him that sage and the guy may have slept together in a one night stand just a few days ago. he did laugh at him slightly while kenny was in the ring. and something told sage he'd have to face that awkward moment as well. "sage get over here now." his boss' voice stern this time. sage knew he had no choice but to listen. "excuse me," he says to the other men while turning around. he slowly walks to the other two men and stops next to his boss. "this is my lawyer, sage." his boss tells the wrestler. "hello ...." sage offers him a smile, but says nothing more. he already feels a sense of dread building in him. "... you did well out there." he offers after his boss gave him a hint to say something with a tight squeeze to his shoulder. "i enjoyed your little speech."

[speedierthanasubmarine]

Something I’m noticing about modern media

Completely Empty Subversion!

We set up something super interesting and Instead of actually doing something interesting, we do

Absolutely nothing!

Kenny from South Park has a confirmed curse that makes him continuously die and have it be erased in everyone’s memories? And only an immortal can vanquish Cthulhu? That’s so interesting, I wonder what they’ll-

Payoff is given to this random kid we don’t know

Adam is shown being an absolute dick to tons of people, trying to sabotage Charlie’s dream at every turn and they’re having a final battle? Oh this is gonna be sick! Let’s see-

A gag character kills him

This would be like reading the entirety of house in the cerulean sea (im working on that essay btw) and after reading 400 pages about Linus bonding with the children and having his cute lil will they won’t they with Arthur all of a sudden randomly Arthur meets someone named Dave and falls in love with Dave and the children are all like “OMG Dave we love Dave!” In like 3 pages

It all means nothing, it conveys nothing, it accomplishes nothing.

Congrats guys, you subverted my expectations.

Instead of happiness, anger, sadness, excitement, trepidation, anticipation, curiosity, or satisfaction

You got mild surprise and disappointment

I hope it was worth it

[southpark-trashfactory]

I enjoy headcanoning Kenny with a heavy southern accent even though he's never had one when he's talked, it just suits him

[kuraikyu]

He is one of those who does not need alarms; because the bloody cube just won't shut up and keeps vibrating every morning.

I N H A L E.

[saiakv]

( me: spends 5 minutes on reddit comments relevant to jjk0 me 5 minutes later: Forever bitter about the fact that Geto specifically gets watered down to his coveted technique instead of being recognized for his immense fighting prowess. Suguru was a very powerful sorcerer because of his disposition, not just his technique. First of all, every technique's potential can only be unlocked by its user; curse manipulation specifically is a 'late game'/stacking type of technique. You have to actively chase powerful curses and keep expanding your collection which is a strenuous process for both mind & body. So Suguru was not only incredibly resilient as a character but also had absolute control over his curses, to the point of being able to maneuver them in two completely different places at once.

The fight with Yuta was a showcase of his true power level. For one thing, Yuta is not just any sorcerer kid, but as the manga progresses, he is revealed to be the next Gojo in the making. So the amount of potential in Yuta is not something to be taken lightly. Second, the scattered forces make it an incredible feat because Suguru was effectively controlling curses in Kyoto and using them to aid & protect his allies while he was using Playful Cloud. It doesn't even have an imbued technique, dude. Like, bro was holding off Rika AND Yuta, a special grade sorcerer and a special grade curse, separately, with just his raw physical force amplified...

^ that's just his physical strength amplified. dude. can we just appreciate how SHREDDED Suguru was for a moment. :/

So to say Suguru was delusional about the prospect of his power sufficing to bring about a world-changing event is a bit far-fetched, to me. Like, okay he was delirious for sure, I'm not excusing him. I'm just saying, he hadn't miscalculated in terms of the actual damage he could inflict on non-sorcerer society. He actually was a great threat to the public and pretty much only Gojo could actively do something to stop him. )

[mysterionrisez]

i act like butters is bisexual sometimes but honestly thats a gay man. sorry.

[mcltiples]

{ OOC } New muse drop. Eric Carman & Kenny McCormick. Tag Dump