#thinking about the ewily boys today
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Y'all ever just think about the boys doing nice little things together?
Like, Stan and Kyle spending a day fishing, shotgunning beers out on Stark's Pond. They get too rowdy and Stan starts rocking the boat (literally). Kyle falls in and pouts for a solid hour, but Stan buys him ice cream and all is forgiven immediately.
Kenny and Butters going to the mall together, almost entirely because they want Panda Express and it's the closest one. Butters pays for Kenny to get to ride around on one of those little mobile animal things, just to see him experience true, honest joy. Of course the thing short-circuits and drives him at full throttle into a glass store window, and they do spend the rest of their day at the hospital, but it was fun while it lasted.
Cartman convincing Kyle to game with him, and though Kyle does it begrudgingly at first he ends up getting really into it, and they end up spending hours nearly every night absolutely obliterating little shit stains online. They go too far with it, of course, and Kyle's life suffers for it, and eventually he has to cut it back to only one session a week, but he still looks back on those couple of months fondly.
Just, dudes being guys having harmless, silly fun.
(*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)♡
#idk im just musing#thinking about the ewily boys today#south park#kyle broflovski#stan marsh#kenny mccormick#eric cartman#butters stotch#my babies honestly#menaces to society but i love them anyway#ramblings#stupid headcanons
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