#murderplier

[rebar2042]

day job

[seraph-draws-stuff]

What a charming and not dangerous man

[endersketch]

POV you do 4 different icons at 4 different times of the same man.

Thank you @falcatrecon for commissioning me icons for their boys! Im actively making out with google.

[mizzuniki]

A little bit obsessed

[tinyturtlefish]

Stress toy.

[ephiesoul]

Chibi Murdock 💖

[fenneciplier]

Ahh, my second favorite ego with a knife <3

guess who the first is

REQUESTED BY: It’s complicated, technically all the people who voted him in the poll, and me. WARNINGS: Mention of murder, torture, & some foul language.

🔪 Murdock / Murderiplier x Reader dating/romantic headcanons: 🔪

🔪 Calls you a bunch of endearing things: Dearest, Darling, Honeypie, Starlight, Dove, My Valentine, Beloved, etc…

🔪 If you have any suggestions, just say something, he’ll gladly call you whatever you’d like.

🔪 Is very open about his “hobby” of tickling others with various sharp objects. He will casually talk about it during dinner, in the middle of a movie, before bed, etc.

🔪 Although if you’re uncomfortable with the topic of murder, he will try to refrain himself. He might slip up every now and then but he eventually catches himself.

🔪 He’ll make jokes while murdering someone, handle their organs almost comically, even talk to the people as if he isn’t actively sawing their fingers off and tossing them over his shoulder.

🔪 He’s still a dork, just in a deadpan and flat kinda way. 

🔪 He’s an intelligent fellow when it comes to ways to murder people and how the human body responds to pain, but when it comes to basic knowledge he’s just a dumbass.

🔪 He’ll go from “Did you know the last sense to go when you die is your hearing?” to “What do you mean the sun doesn’t revolve around the earth?”

🔪 The way he handles you is firm but gentle, like he doesn’t want to let you go but also believes you’re made of glass.

🔪 Cuddling is no exception. He has his arms wrapped around you tightly, and one hand cradling the back of your head, smushing your face into his chest.

🔪 Don’t tell him about anyone that gives you bullshit, even the slightest inconveniences. Your boss yelled at you? The barista tried correcting you on how to pronounce your own name? The mailman wasn’t very gentle with a fragile package? All of them gonna die.

🔪 “Dear, don’t worry your pretty little head about them. They won’t bother you anymore.”

🔪 Not exactly a yandere, but also he is at the same time..? It’s complicated.

🔪 It’s in a way that this man will gladly murder someone for you, but not out of jealousy or the “no one else can have you” thing.

🔪 “It’s supposed to be fun, exciting, entertaining, Y’know. I can’t let my anger or any of the other bullshit get in the way of my own enjoyment.”

🔪 He sometimes preforms some of these “sessions” in the basement. And if you walk down there to bring him a snack whilst he’s in the middle of dissecting a very much alive man, his heart is yours.

🔪 Straight up turns into a dog. He’ll be forever loyal, if he wasn’t already.

[fuffleton]

Fail couple? More like fail found family

[trashpedigree]

misc ego sketches

[walmartt]

why am i just realizing

murder mark has the same glasses as gunther…

[omexaprime]

a couple of besties, one kills, the other feasts!

[rebar2042]

teeth

[seraph-draws-stuff]

one idiot and a baby

[mbgcreates]

Murdock being away for about a month, month and a half and his hair has grown out, and when he comes back you're struck by how hot he looks and you convince him to keep the look (he did like it already but the way you reacted sealed the deal for him; he doesn't take much convincing but lets you think you've changed his mind)

[mizzuniki]

I've only watched two episodes of the sandman and I can't resist comparisons anymore

maybe I need to do crossover tag

[bittengalaxies]

did a quick sketch of @umbral-archives's stinky. He was too fun to draw, honestly