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mossytrashcan · 5 months ago
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aita for atomizing a man in front of all my coworkers (one is a three year old idk why she’s even allowed to work here)
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atmonie · 2 months ago
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type shit he would say
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shaylogic · 5 months ago
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Wait, was that "Edwin learned fencing in school" fanon/headcanon actually just canon and I missed it?
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some-rotten-nest · 1 year ago
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Y'know those Danny Fenton is a rock star AU's? I've seen a bit too little of them-- but that's not the point.
I HC that Ember and Danny dated for a while in like a Batman-Catwoman relationship and that Ember is a world known popstar (partially due to her hypnosis, but she's also REALLY good)
I wanna see a work where Danny and Ember are known to sing some songs together (Danny providing back-up vocals or playing an instrument of ur choosing and so on) and that the public knows they're exes.
But, being the little shits they are, they decided "wait. We can have fun with this and profit!"
They sing those "you broke my heart but I'm better off without you anyway!" songs. Like, imagine them in a sort of duet singing, for example, Exes and Ohs at each other. They're on good terms and all but they just have that lovers-to-rivals dynamic despite working together.
The public eats it up ofc.
So Danny's not exactly a rock star, but he is known for being Ember McLain's infamous ex that goes on stage with her on occasion.
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l0s3r95 · 1 year ago
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NOT TO BE SKEPTICAL ABOUT LITERALLY EVERYTHING but did anyone else find this bizarre???
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holystrongegg · 10 months ago
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WOAG I'm having huge art block so uh. Stupid doodles
Idk what that Pizzahead "design" is, i was fucking around with pink markers...he still slayed tho
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starsandmarsbars · 23 days ago
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live action grinch is the definition of
✨ 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂✨
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walmartt · 7 months ago
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why am i just realizing
murder mark has the same glasses as gunther…
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stonermujer · 7 months ago
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Opinions on a fic with somophilla like consent was given previously but quackity being needy and kinda just eating readers pussy in her sleep???
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cuddles4zapp · 2 months ago
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STOP CRYING ZAPP
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gradient-jeremy-asks · 5 months ago
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Are you two yuriful?
-Baby Anon
What does yuriful mean 💀💀💀
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cheetahdash · 2 years ago
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Crow (K) :)))))))))))
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xxlady-lunaxx · 5 months ago
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synonyms for pain;; (im so bad at writing things like this so doing a little practice<3) cw: heaaavy spoilers for Obanai’s past! (wanna hug thr baby :( )
He didn’t know what was happening. He was dragged from his room and thrown into another he didn’t recognize. Of course, he had never left his room before. The ground seemed to be trembling and it took him a moment to realize that it was him shaking, unfamiliar faces surrounding him, pushing him forward.
Then he was knelt in front of what seemed like a huge serpent with a woman’s body from the waist up, jewels adorning her body and piercing Obanai’s eyes from the shine. She had a tongue like a snake’s, flickering as she gazed down at him with slit-like eyes. He flinched back only to be shoved forward again, almost falling.
“Do it,” the snake woman hissed, shooting a glare at the women around Obanai, her voice soft yet clear. The walls seemed to warn Obanai, her words reverberating in the room and echoing back ominously. What was happening?
Two women grabbed his arms, pinning them back and he struggled but they were much stronger, keeping a vice grip on his thin figure. Another couple of women hurried forward, one with a saucer, one with a blade, and a last one coming empty-handed.
The one with the blade glanced back at the serpent. “Across his jaw?” she asked.
“Yes,” was the response, the s drawing out slowly, making it sound as if sand was being shaken.
The women positioned themselves around Obanai, holding the saucer under his chin. He knelt there, unsure of himself, but knowing he had no chance against any of them. Then, to his horror, the blade made its way towards his face, glinting in the light as if to tease him, mocking him for getting himself in the situation in the first place.
He shook, trying to move back. A hand grabbed at his hair and his scalp stung as his head was pulled to a halt. Then he could only wait, until the cold tip of the knife pressed to his skin. He was unsteady with the premonition that he would die—but then the blade bounced slightly, unable to pierce the flesh for a few hopeful seconds. He wondered, for a moment, if they meant to simply scare him. If so, then it was worki-
It pushed through. For a shuddering second, he didn’t know what happened. But then the blade made its journey from his cheek to his mouth and an inhumane scream ripped through his throat. It hurt. It hurt, oh god, it hurt, it hurt, it hurt—and it wouldn’t stop, why wouldn’t it stop? He sobbed, tears clouding his vision. He tried to move away as warmth gushed down his chin, dripping into the saucer. Black spots dotted his vision and he would’ve passed out, were it not for the burning pain that wouldn’t let him go. He struggled weakly, unable to shift away as he was held in place.
The blade kept going, somehow passing his mouth and moving to the other side of his face. Something metallic coated his tongue and he tried spitting it out, a wave of numbness hitting him. He was dizzy. He could barely focus anymore and he barely registered the previous sting from his hair being pulled. All he knew was the fire on his face, spreading to his other cheek. Then the knife moved away and the pain stuttered for half a second.
He allowed himself a sense of relief until he tilted backwards, crying out. He couldn’t see and the ache came back in full force, somehow worse than ever. He was pushed forward again, held up as he felt his consciousness slip away, the pain driving him to a hellish oblivion.
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baldimodconfessionary · 4 months ago
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hiii... does anyone here know abt andrews session of super smash brothers.. if so. i hc andrew to be ftm ^_^
ooh I’ll check it out…
trans headcanons for the win 🔥🔥🔥
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onejellyfishplease · 1 year ago
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So for the last asks tags two theory’s:
1)the possessor is a women
2)trans Donnie
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peterparker-official · 8 months ago
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Pete who keeps calling you cute?
I’m pretty sure you?
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