#murder buddies

[windy-trickster]

Teagan: slap-bracelet Kyykel's horn before running off

-> The Limeblood just chuckles, clearly amused by the little prank.

[stuckstucktrolls]

-> A certain limeblood comes up behind Teags and dumps a bucket of water onto his head before hurrying off while snickering -> Dammit Kyykel

It's quite refreshing. But Teagan is going to chase him down anyway.

[sillygoofygooberman]

you know what the best genre is?

horror romcom.

like!!! they bond and make puns while murdering stuff!!! what more could you possibly want!!!

[corkinavoid]

DDxDC The More The Merrier

Exactly a year after Talia brought Damian to Bruce, she shows up again. With another child. That looks like a carbon copy of Damian. She introduces him as Danyal, Damian's twin that was in an undercover mission for the last few years.

Bruce's eye twitches, but he deals with it. At least it's not a clone - Damian proved his mother's words to be true, Danyal really is his twin brother. So the Bats are just kind of forced to accept the fact. And the kid.

Danyal is a literal fucking menace. Contrary to Damian, he doesn't stab or bite, but he is absolutely chaotic. And, in addition to that, he has zero self-preservation instincts. None of it. The only two people in the family he has a truce with are Cass and Steph. Cass, because he has yet to take her by surprise, and Steph, because she is his partner in crime. Tim, though, Tim is on the verge of going insane with two little assassin bats running around the manor.

A year later, on the anniversary of Damian and Danyal's arrival, Talia shows up again. With, you guessed it, another kid. This one is a bit older - sixteen or so - and he has an angry glare that can be compared only to Jason's on a warpath. Dante, he calls himself, and the Demon Twins narrow their eyes on him. Bruce knows this look intimately. Sibling rivalry at its finest.

The next year is full of said sibling rivalry, performed by three highly skilled assassins. Dick is constantly worried one day one of them will die, and not because of a Rogue attack. The kids are fucking wild, acting like rabid dogs on steroids. They destroyed a wall once by throwing Dante through it. Alfred gave them a lecture. It didn't help.

The next year, Bruce opens the door to Talia even before she rings the doorbell. He looks at the four-year-old girl that looks like a mirror image of Damian, Danyal and Dante, and asks, tired and defeated:

"How many more?"

Talia only smiles. The girl looks at him with big, innocent puppy eyes that don't fool Bruce anymore.

Tim, who watches the scene through the surveillance cameras in the Batcave, pulls up a file and starts drafting his last will.

[cherikschessboard]

“gay couples can’t baby trap each other!”

not with that attitude

[girldadbuckley]

[emilyrosecreatives]

cw: blood, bloodied weapons

in another life… 🔪🩸

[willgrahamscock]

Really happy that this year has been so positive for the queer community in terms of confirming a characters queerness on screen with a kiss so that the homophobes can't argue it. We had an ineffable husbands kiss and now, 9-1-1's Evan Buckley is canonically bisexual! Sorry destiel fans, your time will come, but then there are the fannibals. The ACTORS were told by the producer that the kiss that they had decided on together for the end of the finale, is 'too much' because their chemistry on screen is so homoerotic that kissing each other is not necessary because it is already obvious that they’re in love.

[thxripper]

"Smart man!" He replied, a chipper tone to the blonde's candor. He reached into his coat, retrieving a pen and a small travel journal. A page was torn from the book with swiftness, not scratched in a decently legible cursive.

"The bloke operates out South Hampton. Been a loyal little lackey a good five years, takes his payments up front."

Hyde passed the note to the other with a strange friendliness, as if he were recommending an accountant or lawyer. "Tell him the Ripper gives his regards, and ol' Jamie will treat you right. On that, you have my word."

He was skeptical of stuff like this - he usually tended to pick who he trusts very carefully, and this stranger, who admittedly he was getting along with quite well, claims to have a contact for him.

Well... if it turned out to be a trick, he knows just what this man looks like now. Would be a fun exercise, tracking him down to kill him. Best case scenario though, this was someone Matthew could at least do pretty reasonable business with.

"Alright, you've gotten me curious. Can't say I'd mind meeting with them, if nothing else."

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

[bacchuschucklefuck]

she turns, makes direct eye contact with you, smiles,

[windy-trickster]

Sending back a 🧡🖤 to Kyykel

")0 Come visit sometime soon, mkay? 0("

[stuckstucktrolls]

")0 Hey Teags! I caught some idiot in my forest earlier and they had this dorky scarf 'round their neck. I know you wear that stuff so I thought I'd give it to ya! 0(" - Kyykel

"you know ThaT This" - he points to the kerchief - "is from my moirail righT? buT I'm sure I can find some use for iT, so Thanks for Thinking of me. I'll bring some Jerky by laTer for you when The nexT baTch is done."

[towards-toramunda]

Orym should be allowed to murder ludinus in cold blood for saying this to him tbh

(This is from critrole clips edit on YouTube)

[roastedsloth]

I occasionally enjoy happiness

[everysongieverwrote]

I need S8 of 9-1-1 to be the Buddie Team Up Season. Listen, we already got Hen and Chim teaming up in Hero Complex and defeating the bad guy with the Power of Friendship™ (lol) and S7 was basically the Bathena Team Up Season. All we're missing is the Buddie Team Up Season/Episode. Yes, I know they're work partners and they do team up a lot during calls but do you know what I mean?! I need them to be their silly badass little selves for a whole entire Arc. Let them solve a murder or something.