#murder buddies

[windy-trickster]

Teagan: slap-bracelet Kyykel's horn before running off

-> The Limeblood just chuckles, clearly amused by the little prank.

[stuckstucktrolls]

-> A certain limeblood comes up behind Teags and dumps a bucket of water onto his head before hurrying off while snickering -> Dammit Kyykel

It's quite refreshing. But Teagan is going to chase him down anyway.

[jed-the-newspaperguy]

Roman knocked on the door. Jed had sent him a message saying he wanted to hang out and Roman had free time. He had never been to their tiny shared domain before. He was curious to see what it looked like inside. @dbd-ghostface-roman

Jed get up from the couch as he heard someone knocking on the door. He looks through the blurred glass from the door window. Must be Roman. Thinks Jed.

He opens the door for his ghost buddy. "Welcome to my place." He steps aside for Roman to enter.

[sillygoofygooberman]

you know what the best genre is?

horror romcom.

like!!! they bond and make puns while murdering stuff!!! what more could you possibly want!!!

[corkinavoid]

DDxDC The More The Merrier

Exactly a year after Talia brought Damian to Bruce, she shows up again. With another child. That looks like a carbon copy of Damian. She introduces him as Danyal, Damian's twin that was in an undercover mission for the last few years.

Bruce's eye twitches, but he deals with it. At least it's not a clone - Damian proved his mother's words to be true, Danyal really is his twin brother. So the Bats are just kind of forced to accept the fact. And the kid.

Danyal is a literal fucking menace. Contrary to Damian, he doesn't stab or bite, but he is absolutely chaotic. And, in addition to that, he has zero self-preservation instincts. None of it. The only two people in the family he has a truce with are Cass and Steph. Cass, because he has yet to take her by surprise, and Steph, because she is his partner in crime. Tim, though, Tim is on the verge of going insane with two little assassin bats running around the manor.

A year later, on the anniversary of Damian and Danyal's arrival, Talia shows up again. With, you guessed it, another kid. This one is a bit older - sixteen or so - and he has an angry glare that can be compared only to Jason's on a warpath. Dante, he calls himself, and the Demon Twins narrow their eyes on him. Bruce knows this look intimately. Sibling rivalry at its finest.

The next year is full of said sibling rivalry, performed by three highly skilled assassins. Dick is constantly worried one day one of them will die, and not because of a Rogue attack. The kids are fucking wild, acting like rabid dogs on steroids. They destroyed a wall once by throwing Dante through it. Alfred gave them a lecture. It didn't help.

The next year, Bruce opens the door to Talia even before she rings the doorbell. He looks at the four-year-old girl that looks like a mirror image of Damian, Danyal and Dante, and asks, tired and defeated:

"How many more?"

Talia only smiles. The girl looks at him with big, innocent puppy eyes that don't fool Bruce anymore.

Tim, who watches the scene through the surveillance cameras in the Batcave, pulls up a file and starts drafting his last will.

[girldadbuckley]

[emilyrosecreatives]

cw: blood, bloodied weapons

in another life… 🔪🩸

[izel-scribbles]

s2 jon is sooo funny like dude. he's not trying to kill you. he has a crush on you.

[willgrahamscock]

Really happy that this year has been so positive for the queer community in terms of confirming a characters queerness on screen with a kiss so that the homophobes can't argue it. We had an ineffable husbands kiss and now, 9-1-1's Evan Buckley is canonically bisexual! Sorry destiel fans, your time will come, but then there are the fannibals. The ACTORS were told by the producer that the kiss that they had decided on together for the end of the finale, is 'too much' because their chemistry on screen is so homoerotic that kissing each other is not necessary because it is already obvious that they’re in love.

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

[bacchuschucklefuck]

she turns, makes direct eye contact with you, smiles,

[windy-trickster]

Sending back a 🧡🖤 to Kyykel

")0 Come visit sometime soon, mkay? 0("

[stuckstucktrolls]

")0 Hey Teags! I caught some idiot in my forest earlier and they had this dorky scarf 'round their neck. I know you wear that stuff so I thought I'd give it to ya! 0(" - Kyykel

"you know ThaT This" - he points to the kerchief - "is from my moirail righT? buT I'm sure I can find some use for iT, so Thanks for Thinking of me. I'll bring some Jerky by laTer for you when The nexT baTch is done."

[towards-toramunda]

Orym should be allowed to murder ludinus in cold blood for saying this to him tbh

(This is from critrole clips edit on YouTube)

[roastedsloth]

I occasionally enjoy happiness

[everysongieverwrote]

I need S8 of 9-1-1 to be the Buddie Team Up Season. Listen, we already got Hen and Chim teaming up in Hero Complex and defeating the bad guy with the Power of Friendship™ (lol) and S7 was basically the Bathena Team Up Season. All we're missing is the Buddie Team Up Season/Episode. Yes, I know they're work partners and they do team up a lot during calls but do you know what I mean?! I need them to be their silly badass little selves for a whole entire Arc. Let them solve a murder or something.