sillygoofygooberman

[sillygoofygooberman]

Weird Al and Hozier are actually brothers and nobody knows about it and they have different accents because they are like Phineas and Ferb.

[sillygoofygooberman]

𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮

𝓵𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱

𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮

𝓪𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓼𝓶 ❤️

[sillygoofygooberman]

hi I'm a disabled queer latiné and i have to come up with $800 to pay both April and May's car payments by May 12th, and then the $230 for the insurance on the 23rd.

I currently have $20 in the bank.

if you're able and willing to help out with that, my paylinks are:

P: mireyahwolfe @ gmail

V: dovesndecay

C: $dovesndecay

I'm also still crowdfunding to clear out my debt to drop my monthly bills literally in half. If you are able and willing to help out there, the link lives here.

[sillygoofygooberman]

Working while hard or hard while working eh buddy? *platonically gives your cock a big slap*

[sillygoofygooberman]

bob and larry from veggietales were gay for each other

[sillygoofygooberman]

"my dog died" kinky

[sillygoofygooberman]

i love reading colleen hoover. it makes me feel SO much better about my writing!!!!! like if this drivel can be a bestseller then my dumb book can too!!!

[sillygoofygooberman]

This is a very funny way to approach stories

[sillygoofygooberman]

he is a man

[sillygoofygooberman]

youre only as strong as your weakest twink

[sillygoofygooberman]

you know what the best genre is?

horror romcom.

like!!! they bond and make puns while murdering stuff!!! what more could you possibly want!!!

[sillygoofygooberman]

alternate replies to “what dat tongue do 😍”:

• speak the holy words of our lord and savior jesus christ amen 🙏

•cuss you out

•normal tongue things??

• your mother (a classic)

•felonies

[sillygoofygooberman]

You want a one sentence horror story? Woke Beavis and Butthead.

[sillygoofygooberman]

what would happen if a vampire bit a werewolf? would they become a were-vampire??? i need answers people!!

[sillygoofygooberman]

why do so many people ship draco malfoy with hermione or harry? like i’m not hating on any ships, but bro needs some therapy first 😭

[sillygoofygooberman]

you: hozier is a dryad

me, an intellectual: hozier is a minor greek god of music who loved medusa but was turned to stone. the gods had mercy on him and took him to an ancient forest where he lay until someone loved him again. his songs are devoted to medusa, his forbidden love. hey, look, a bug!!

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[PHOTOS TAKEN: APRIL 18TH, 2023 | Image IDs: Six photos of a small, black sweat bee on the tip of a human finger /End ID.]