#murder basket

[demaparbat-hp]

Oh, Aang, you're really in it now...

This is Zu—I mean, Jian Li and Katara's second meeting in the Kyoshi Warriors AU. The first proper one, anyway.

Once they get through a minor difference of opinion or two (“I can carry my own basket!” “Never said you—” “I'm not weak!” “I didn't—” “Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean—” “Would you listen for once, woman?!” ) they'll become nearly inseparable.

For now Jian Li will carry Katara's basket all the way to the Kyoshi Warriors' dojo and, once there, they'll mercilessly tease Sokka when they see him in uniform.

[saltpepperbeard]

hugs ed hugs ed hugs ed hugs ed hug—

[bet-on-me-13]

Jason's Birthday Gift

Batman isn't completely against killing. He just feels like he can't be the one to make that decision, because "who gave him the right to be Judge, Jury, and Executioner?"

But, Jason's birthday is coming up and he thinks he has the perfect Idea for him.

Jason was resurrected. Apparently murdered Ghosts have a supernatural need to be avenged. He put 2 and 2 together.

He summons the Ghost King and asks if it's legal to Kill the Joker.

Cut to Jason'a birthday and everybody is having a blast. They get to opening the presents and finally get to Bruce's gift.

Jason opens it and finds a Signed Warrant for the Jokers Death, from the king of the dead Phantom.

He looks up at Bruce disbelieving, but he just nods back and continues drinking his coffee.

Jason: Did you just get me permission to Kill the Joker from fucking GOD!?

Bruce: Go break his Kneecaps kids

Alfred: I'll pack a lunch!

[pelipper]

I have a type.

[raviposting]

OMITB 3x05 | 3x06 | 3x10

Bonus:

[suchawrathfullamb]

sometimes I think about Matthew Brown watching the events of season 3b unfold just fuming because what do you mean I ruined my life for this and you become lovers you fucker

[imadhatt3r]

Honestly, the most odd part of dmmd's worldbuilding is the fact that everyone just walks everywhere. And yes, I know why that is, they said it in-game that almost nobody has cars (I think that was the reason???) and taxis and public transport are unreliable. And like, fair enough, but there ARE other options you can use to travel.

One part of Aoba's job is making deliveries around the Old Residential District- shouldn't he have like, a bike? Like a normal-ass bike, no engine or anything? He could probably be much more efficient than if he'd just hoof it, maybe he could carry more things to deliver? It's easy to maintain and we know he has some technical skills so he could pick bike care pretty fast, it's cheap too, so like, why not? Ren could even have a little basket in the front 🥺

[everysongineverykey]

i love how unfatherly crowley and aziraphale both are when it comes down to it. sure aziraphale is more than willing to give the young people in his life help and advice and be their friend but he and crowley spent six years (eleven in the book) practically raising a kid (you just know his parents weren't around that often) and by the end they didn't even like him. crowley even suggested they just fucking kill him. he turned three kids into lizards for annoying him right after he destroyed their house. like it was that or kill them obviously but he did NOT hesitate with the newts. that's so funny to me. they're just inherently disinclined to parenthood. we need more characters like them actually

[bloodmoon24]

Remember when I said that N, Vox, and Feedback are friends in my mind?

[drumlincountry]

Went to a Palestine solidarity event at the weekend & during the speeches some artists handed out pieces of paper. Each piece of paper had the name of a murdered Palestinian baby. Not just children, babies. All under 2 years old. The idea was that everyone can hold one child. Just one. No one can really hold all of it, all of the violence of the genocide. But I can hold the weight of one murdered baby. That is a horror I can comprehend. Except. There weren't enough of us. Even with everyone gathered in the square. We couldn't hold all the murdered children.

Ceasefire now.

[cemetery14]

hes gonna kill him

i love reo just being like "yeah no he was totally gonna GET you dude"

[tea-potato-gt]

In celebration of chapter 12 coming out (and me finishing finals), here are some more “Beanstalk” memes for @fae-of-the-forest01! 🫣🤭

Memes part 1 & part 2 & part 4

Future Rory talking about Dave after/if they get separated (audio only):

"He was my first love, and he was everything I ever wanted…" 😔

“You only knew him for a WEEK.” (Less than a week actually 😂).

“It was supposed to be… FOREVER!” 😭😭😭

[ashanimus]

Birthday gift for @polyhexian

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

What if Alastor finds Vaggie feeling shit over killing so many people and tries to cheer her up (either because heʼs starting to go a little soft on the hotel crew or because it would earn him a few more points in Charlieʼs book). Except he tries cheering her up by asking about her favourite kills and telling her about his own favourite kill. This ends up with Vaggie trying to stab him because it does not make her feel better

i bet getting to almost stab him would make her feel a LITTLE better :D

him being so boooooord with her specific kind of "im a horrible person i hate myself" misery so he pokes and prods her until she switches to her much more amusing (and incidentally- OR IS IT- more healthy) "actually fuck that I hate YOU" mentality

a vaggie who is threatening him with a spear is not a moping vaggie and he has fun vanishing back into the shadows ("like a CREEP" vaggie yells after him) right as she throws her spear XD

[faeriekit]

"aren't you just so weak for the asshole character being tender for the first time 🥺" WRONG I hope he gets a better personality because I have higher standards than that. Skill issue. I don't care if the MC is in longstanding time-honored "he used to be a good guy!" love with him. I don't care about his sad and tormented backstory. He can wise up and move on and make something out of himself or I'll be praying that MC dumps his ass to the curb like he deserves 🙏🏽🙏🏽 go to THERAPY

[the-sage-libriomancer]

Some fruits basket aus i would never write but sometimes think about out of morbid curiosity:

AU where Tohru is the cat spirit and Kyo is Kyoko's son

AU where Tohru never met the Sohma family and the curse broke suddenly and messily several years later

AU where all the zodiac animals are switched (Yuki is the rabbit, Shigure is the snake, Ayame is the cat, etc)

AU where the zodiacs ages are randomly switched around (Yuki is 19, Kyo is 10, the Mabudachi Trio are 15, etc)

AU where Akito actually fucking kills one of the zodiacs while rage-attacking them (maybe Rin or Hatori) and it immediately has Consequences