#murder baes

[vaguely-concerned]

are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid

[fwoggiekeromoto]

Idk if this will go through because tumblr hasn’t been working the entire week for me, but here’s some fanart I made for SaltyPepper’s new Nuzi animatic :)

Pls go watch it it’s rly good (if the post even goes through this is like the 5th time and nothing is showing up on my feed pls help)

Close-ups:

Mk watch the video now thanks bestie bye

[rottenzombrainz]

When his first reaction to hearing you scream is to slice whatever scared you with a chainsaw>>>>>

[izzymarksthespot]

Ngl, if he smiled at me like this, I'd give him anything he wanted.

[syst3merr0r]

So @bakurik got me into a Team Chaotix hyperfixation, so here's my attempts at drawing the boys in my style!! (I don't know how to draw gators/crocs-)

Refs for the last two can be found here and here!! :D

Plus a bonus-

[barbie-tings]

I am SO fucking tired of people giggling and laughing over Miguel’s astv backstory and brushing it off as “teehee funny dude adopted random girl, can adopt spider kids too🤭”

Like can we acknowledge the absolute INSANITY that Miguel portrayed??

Like this man witnessed HIS OWN MURDER, hid his OWN BODY and fucking-just stole this dudes entire life!!??? IS THAT NOT CRAZY? He hid a child’s own father’s death from her and assumed his identity, laying in a bed with a woman he does not know, slowly piecing together the personality and history of the man he pretended to be. Did he break into his wife’s phone, obsessively read messages and private notes to determine what type of husband he was? Did he sneak into his daughter’s room, crack open her journal to craft the mask he needed, carefully putting everything back as it was when he was done? Did he practice the flaws and temperament of this human Miguel in the mirror? How did he explain away his fits of rage, his sudden interest flips, his drug addiction? How many times did he gaslight his own fucking family into thinking they forgot to tell him something or that they forgot an aspect of their dad/partner? How many times did his wife and daughter beat themselves up for forgetting a core aspect of a family member because Miguel convinced them that he always wanted this/had this stance/hated that? Miguel’s daughter faded from existence not knowing that her real daddy, the one who helped her take her first steps, who was there at her first soccer game, who loved and cherished her, was rotting in the fucking ground while the man who went through great lengths to hide this from her, who carried her beloved father out into the woods or the river or wherever to lay him to rest in dishonor, held her with teary eyes, knowing he caused this with his own greed.

That’s literal psychotic behavior at it’s FINEST

[this-world-of-beautiful-monsters]

the true yuri is max's bracelets + sean's handcuffs tbh

[cowboylikemorgan]

I think I’ve seen this film before

[lilyjinss]

MIXXPEDIA : PICK MACAU & HONGKONG🎰

[jenomong]

Your sparkle is endless

[vaguely-concerned]

I keep imagining lucanis getting an accidental faceful of arterial spray during a job that didn't go so much awry as just slightly awkwardly right at the end, and having to get hosed down outside before coming home to the lighthouse. emotionally I feel the cartoonish blood splatters of dragon ages past and lucanis' resulting deep sleep-deprived peevishness in this chili's tonight

[avoteforme]

the side-eyeing the raised eyebrows the pursed lil mouth

[rottenzombrainz]

When his first reaction to hearing you scream is to slice whatever scared you with a chainsaw>>>>>

[thebvbbletea]

THE BOYZ - 'LIP GLOSS' M/V

[inpursuitofnunchi]

LOSING MY WHOLE DAMN MIND RIGHT NOWWWW

[silusvesuius]

t*lvas basically saying he'd rather be abused if it means he's learning more is kinda crazy. Chill before you get mora tentacle surprise'd in the mail