#mundane reblogs

[little-eye-guy]

"this is too raw of a line to come from—" shut up. beauty and meaning is everywhere

[kitmarlowe]

See? This is why I don't go to the pub.

[transrevolutions]

asoiaf modern au where agot takes place in the most dysfunctional secondary school ever. arya has an accommodation plan for her adhd that gives her permission to draw in class but cersei (who is the kind of teacher that hates having to follow inclusion policies) gets mad and throws away one of arya's wolf oc drawings except that particular drawing was actually sansa's and when sansa finds out she gets so pissed off that she dumps joffrey over it. joffrey gets cersei to try and get ned removed from his position of assistant principal even though he's basically running the school at that point because robert baratheon (the real principal) keeps getting drunk when he's supposed to be working.

jon joins an after-school self-defense/outdoor survival skills club and somehow ends up in a weird leadership role because he's one of the only ones who knows what he's doing. tyrion shows up sometimes to try and sell him shitty weed. arya is always begging him to let her come even though she's still under the age limit. daenerys is a transfer student who spends every single one of her classes doing wings of fire rp on scratch.mit.edu but still manages to get good grades so a bunch of the teachers hate her because they're convinced she's cheating.

robert baratheon gets fired after the school board gets an anonymous tip about his drinking on the clock. the anonymous tipper is actually cersei because she's mad that he won't let joffrey run for student council because he's gotten in trouble for bullying too much. when ned finds out about this cersei gets him fired too which makes arya mad so she makes jon teach her mma so she can beat up joffrey. catelyn gets so upset about ned getting fired that she convinces herself that tyrion was in on it bc he's cersei's sister despite the fact that cersei fully and actually hates his guts and tyrion wasn't even remotely involved because he was too busy trying to hide from jon's uncle benjen after he caught him trying to sell jon weed.

robb stark (low level admin position but everyone thinks he's just there bc nepotism which is actually sorta true) tries to get the rest of admin to band together to expose cersei but most of them don't give a fuck so he has to try and network with their longtime rival school to try and find allies. he also may or may not have introduced bran to the online furry community and he really really doesn't want ned or catelyn to find out. daenerys somehow manages to get a whole squad of jocks to basically be her personal bodyguards after she introduces them to wings of fire and they get hooked.

catelyn almost kicks jon out because she thinks he taught rickon to curse when actually rickon overheard sansa ranting about joffrey while on the phone with jeyne poole.

[sergle]

can I just say how much I love. love love love being able to turn off reblogs on a post. It's so freeing bc people will literally reblog or retweet shit that has absolutely no business being a reblog

[gremlingirlsmell]

actually i think, if you've participated in the callouts of transfems calling us fucking pedophiles over being pro-kink between consenting adults, you don't get to talk about transphobia or to a transfem person ever again

[ef-1]

[stygianoaths]

demigods who have very obscure powers from their godly parents.

children of zeus who give forecasters a run for their money because of how accurate their weather predictions are.

children of poseidon who are fantastic horse racers or can intuitively sense when they are near a fault line.

children of hades who are blessed with the ability to figure out whether a certain mineral stone is a knockoff or the real deal.

children of demeter who can tell how fresh certain food is and how long it can last before becoming inedible.

children of ares who sharpen their blades just by holding the hilts rather than having to actually use whetstones.

children of hephaestus who eyeball proportions of constructing material and mentally calculate when it comes to forging things.

children of aphrodite who can see through illusions/disguises covering a creature's "true" beauty.

children of athena who are gifted the ability to harbor a vast amount of knowledge, but it is restricted to one specific topic.

children of apollo who can differentiate between one's truth or lie and even know how to detect nuances such as half-lies.

children of hermes who know the fastest routes to destinations and can even anticipate accidents or turbulence on routes.

children of dionysus who, with a sip, understand the alcohol content of a drink or can discern whether or not a drink is spiked.

[bittsandpieces]

Was supposed to go to a potluck but I'm cramping so hard I can bear to go anywhere :(((

[superbellsubways]

someone tagged my virtual assistants as shitpost earlier I take these gay little computer programs and their daily lives SERIOUSLY!!!!!! smh 🙄

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

one of these days theres gonna be a reblog game thats like "rb with your credit card number backwards and put your home address in the tags!!" and people are gonna fill it in

[robotomia]

cope art

[brightsuzaku]

I suddenly was struck by a silly poll idea. PLEASE REBLOG. I want to know...

[kiisuuumii]

i hope you can come to believe that you can be happy in this life

[katkalis-the-horror-fanartist]

What if the doorman was like a half guard dog? Like a Hellhound and is the gard of the building, I'm thinking of doing an oc about them so a penny for your thought? :)

OK WAY TO GO, BEING MORE CREATIVE THAN ME

IF YOU MAKE THIS I WANT YOU TO LINK IT TO ME-

[optionalcausality]

Was thinking of elf&human friendships and then cat&human friendships and then intergenerational friendships and then this happened.

You are old, and I am old, but we two are not the same. / Our lifespans greatly differ, time has made this plenty plain,

But we are fond companions and our friendship's just as true / As the dewdrops in the morning twelve years past my last adieu.

You're not old, you say, but are we not as old as we have been? / As experienced as ever of this world we both live in? / Starlight has never seen us with such scars as we have now, / Dawn has never found more wisdom nestled gently neath our brows.

Music means a gentle ending of some notes to make more room / A painting's just a canvas that gets covered up to bloom. / As time weaves its graceful passage, there is beauty built anew / where once stood a mighty structure only memory can view. /

This moment in the present is as real as real can be / So tomorrow and the years gone by are true as you and me / When the fogbank comes between us we exist despite the haze, / time and years can pass between us but won't lessen our todays.

And where you go, I send my wish that you find wonder where you are / That you find both joy and comfort in the light of distant stars / That you find new companions and they in turn broaden your world / That your ship may travel boldly on the sea with sails unfurled.

They'll be old and you'll be old and the two won't be the same, / And your lifespans may quite differ, as time wends around again, / But you'll be with fond companions and have friendships just as true / As the dewdrops in the morning twelve years past our last adieu.

You'll be old and you'll know joy and the two will be the same, / The great now that fills the universe should make that plenty plain, / We remain fondest companions and our love remains as true / As the dewdrops in the morning decades past our last adieu.