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I just had a very good train of thought so I'm gonna add a few more headcanons
This time more Puzzle Mother centric (edit - and much more exposition-y, oops):
I know I've said before I wouldn't like SMG4 to expand on Puzzles' backstory, especially on his mother's side, and I still stand by those words
But.
That doesn't mean i can't come up with my own headcanons
Since his dad is more into serious, non-creative careers for his son, I think, to balance it out, his mother should allow little Puzzles to pursue the arts
Mother really went against everything his father said
I wouldn't say she encouraged him persay but she did allow him to take classes he was interested in, like acting classes and such
She probably signed him up for piano classes too, hence his ability to play and come up with songs for his shows (ignore the fact that it's a cartoon and people just sing to fight in WOTFI)
Speaking of classes, I think his father tried to make him interested in business but it backfired terribly lol lmao
Mr Puzzles probably retained a few business tricks but not enough to get him somewhere
Out of the two, his mother is obviously preferred but she wasn't a huge beacon of love, she just made his life a little less miserable
I still can't decide if Mother dies early or not but if she doesn't then she loses the fight against custody later on, making Puzzles hate his father even more
When Puzzles cut off contact with his father he was already an adult so there was no point in going after his mother either
By that point, Mr Puzzles truly was a loner by choice and free to make his own questionable decisions without someone telling him what to do
He tried studios, he tried theater, he even tried pitching his own shows but nobody ever believed he had something good enough
They didn't think he was good enough
So driven by desperation, anger, frustration and whatever pretty emotion you can come up with he
And the rest is history <3
do you have any headcanon about mr puzzles dad/his and mr puzzles relationships?
BOY DO I!!!
Sit down let me take you on a sad sad journey about a sad sad man
Let me get this one right off the bat:
Puzzles is an only child of divorce
His parents took a shared custody when he was really young, leaving little Puzzles in a shaky unstable situation
The only good side to that is that he was able to go to amusement parks twice on his birthday
Hence, his love for amusement parks (practically his happiest memories)
It was a twice-a-year happening. Two whole days to have fun and ignore whatever the hell was happening with the adults!
Best of all it was all about him!! His birthday! His gifts! His big day! He loved seeing everyone in the park having fun just like him
But of course, when he told his dear old papa about his brilliant idea, he was shut down
That's when the problems began to brew a little more
His relationship with his father was always a strict one; Mr Dad was a strict man, straight to the point and harsh towards life
I imagine he was in some sort of white collar job, manager or administrator, some type of job that slowly kills your creativity and makes you a strict parent
So you can imagine the type of relationship a parent like that would have with his creatively-inclined son
I don't necessarily think he was a bad person, none of that physical abuse stuff. More like- raised his voice a lot, spoke in harsh tones and widely misunderstood his kid
Because of that, Puzzles began to dislike his father when he stayed with him, even if most of the time he was up in his room watching TV by that point
They never really saw eye to eye after that, Mr Dad kept trying to move his son away from creative fields and Puzzles just kept pushing against authority to pursue his dreams
By the time he grew up, he practically cut off all contact with his father
He's still angry and bitter that his old man never even gave him a chance to prove that he Does have creative vision and can make something truly great
And to rub it in his face and say "I told you so" and give him a big finger FHDJKSA
Even if his father doesn't see what Puzzles accomplished (for whatever reason), he would still be able to say he did it
Now that he's in prison though, now he regrets it even more because he never got to show how wrong his father was
The hate has been brewing, got spilled, and is still brewing
He's a very vengeful-driven man hfjkdsa
Sometimes the thought of his father being right crosses his mind but he tries to shut it down
However- the only thing that Puzzles wants more than to prove his father wrong, is to prove himself right
That's why he's a lil fucked up and is where he is right now <3
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See? This is why I don't go to the pub.
#good omens#goodomensedit#michael sheen#david tennant#gif#good omens spoilers#gos2spoilers#'rescuing me makes him so happy' (mundane edition)#apologies to tim for cutting him out :)#the problem with it all being out at once is i can't find the gifsets i want to reblog so i have to make them myself
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asoiaf modern au where agot takes place in the most dysfunctional secondary school ever. arya has an accommodation plan for her adhd that gives her permission to draw in class but cersei (who is the kind of teacher that hates having to follow inclusion policies) gets mad and throws away one of arya's wolf oc drawings except that particular drawing was actually sansa's and when sansa finds out she gets so pissed off that she dumps joffrey over it. joffrey gets cersei to try and get ned removed from his position of assistant principal even though he's basically running the school at that point because robert baratheon (the real principal) keeps getting drunk when he's supposed to be working.
jon joins an after-school self-defense/outdoor survival skills club and somehow ends up in a weird leadership role because he's one of the only ones who knows what he's doing. tyrion shows up sometimes to try and sell him shitty weed. arya is always begging him to let her come even though she's still under the age limit. daenerys is a transfer student who spends every single one of her classes doing wings of fire rp on scratch.mit.edu but still manages to get good grades so a bunch of the teachers hate her because they're convinced she's cheating.
robert baratheon gets fired after the school board gets an anonymous tip about his drinking on the clock. the anonymous tipper is actually cersei because she's mad that he won't let joffrey run for student council because he's gotten in trouble for bullying too much. when ned finds out about this cersei gets him fired too which makes arya mad so she makes jon teach her mma so she can beat up joffrey. catelyn gets so upset about ned getting fired that she convinces herself that tyrion was in on it bc he's cersei's sister despite the fact that cersei fully and actually hates his guts and tyrion wasn't even remotely involved because he was too busy trying to hide from jon's uncle benjen after he caught him trying to sell jon weed.
robb stark (low level admin position but everyone thinks he's just there bc nepotism which is actually sorta true) tries to get the rest of admin to band together to expose cersei but most of them don't give a fuck so he has to try and network with their longtime rival school to try and find allies. he also may or may not have introduced bran to the online furry community and he really really doesn't want ned or catelyn to find out. daenerys somehow manages to get a whole squad of jocks to basically be her personal bodyguards after she introduces them to wings of fire and they get hooked.
catelyn almost kicks jon out because she thinks he taught rickon to curse when actually rickon overheard sansa ranting about joffrey while on the phone with jeyne poole.
#asoiaf#got#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf modern au#shitpost#a game of thrones#this is so fucking stupid#you think it's funny. reblog.#pigeon.txt#love putting high stakes fantasy characters into the most mundane environments#it's like enrichment for them
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#girlhood!!!!! girlhood amirite???!#feel free to reblog but unrelated tags ahead:#unrelated vent tags but like i cannot explain the acid trip of being in my international law class#and mentioning anything about palestine and that fucking CRACKHEAD bitch !!!everytime!!! turns to me and says:#“as a white south african how do you feel about the treatment of white farmers” girl im gonna fucking kill you#this genuinely keeps unearthing a biblical anger in me. i mean my mother is just a wicked person but my dad really let me grow up#without a tradition. being without a tradition is about the most dreadful thing my dad ever did to me thanks you FUCK!#i cant reconcile my identity with anything. caught somewhere between the way that bitch knows how much i hate afrikaans#exclusively speaking to me in afrikaans and my dad who taught me nothing. okay then !!! anyway like obvi not thinking abt having kids at 22#but definitely sure now that im not having kids ever because this corrosive resentment rears its head in mundane moments#bc its always just under the surface#anyway wONT ANYONE THINK ABOUT THE POOR WHITE FARMERS!!!!!!!!!!#lol.
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I'M ABOUT TO OUTRIGHT SOB IN THIS WALMART TONIGHT
[ Putting a mark here cus I gushed a very long text oops ]
WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAAAAN WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ANIMATED THIS FOR ME!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MADE THIS FOR ME IN THREE DAYS??? HFDKSAJ
THIS IS SO LOVELY IM GOING TO CRY;;;; OH MY GAAAAAWWWDDD;;; The movement is so smooth and flowy you've got SUCH good understanding of it!!! (AND MUST I SAY IT. GOALS. GOALS FR!!) Omg Puzzles is so cute in this- I see so many lil details too!!! Like his arms wrapping around me behind the zoomed in panels and the reflection in my visor- UGH!! AND THE HELMET SQUISH!!! YES!!! I LOVE WHEN MASKS BECOME EXPRESSIVE YESYEYSYESYEYS!!!! HHHH THE HANDSSSS AND HIM HIDING HIS FACE AND HIS EXPRESSIONS ARE SO CUTE I LOVE HOW YOU DRAW HIM SO MUCH AND AND AND;;;
GUH;;; I'M GONNA CRY OVER THIS THE WHOLE WEEKEND THANK YOU;;; Oh I'm so glad you like my blorbos so much;; this is an amazing gift and you've literally made my whole year;; THANK YOU GRACIAS MERCI DANKE GRAZIE ARIGATO OBRIGADO;;;
AND WELP!! GUESS I GOTTA DO IT NOW GUYS. I GOTTA WRITE THAT FULL-LENGTH NOVELA ABOUT US OH WELL!! Got my hands tied!! Such is my fate!! Do you accept graphic novels- HFJKDSA
EDIT!!!: DOES THAT SAY SQUISH!?!?!? AAAAAEEEEEUUUUUGHHHH YOU'RE KILLING ME MAAAAAAN
@scimagic Uhhh made this because I just think they’re dynamic is neat. Also completely agree with the Puzzle headcanon super fun silly and very on point. As we speak he is clinging for his dear life :))
I really enjoy seeing the illustrated storyline you have unfolding between the two and figured it would be nice to see this motorcycle sequence in motion. So tadaa here it is! In animated form! Now your obligated to make a full length written novel in-depth about their relationship /j
Sincerely though thanks for the creative inspiration and keep on being a swagger artist 👍✨
#OH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME;;; THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!!#HONESTLY ABDUCT THEM HOWEVER MANY TIMES YOU WANT I DON'T MIND AT ALL!! HFJKDSA#ALso no but listen- i had the same train of thought about the helmet#I know his screen is hella fragile BUT ALSO#WALMART DON'T GOT CUBE HELMETS#I DOUBT MY LOCAL BICYCLE STORE GOT SOME EITHER SO IT'S EITHER BUYING A HELMET THAT DOES JACK SHIT FOR HIM#OR I GO VERY VERY CAREFUL FHDSAKJ#and don't even worry about the motorcycle#I literally pulled a generic motorcycle reference myself it is not a harley or a suzuki so you're good fhsdakj#mr puzzles#smg4#sci ships#sci's stash#TOP OF IT!!!#mundane reblogs#aeugh;;; i should really continue with that one Puzzles/rider!reader#yall deserve that much
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could not foresee lying beside you
Another fic for the little mundane au! Huge thanks to @minky-for-short for the idea behind this fic and putting up with my current obsession.
Please reblog and comment over on Ao3!
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Jon has a very awkward conversation with Sasha that leads to a very good evening with his boyfriend Martin.
Note: contains sex favourable ace jon
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Jon had always thought he maintained a certain level of professionalism in the Archives.
His department may have been the smallest, the least funded and, if the way the other department heads reacted to him was any indicator, the least liked out of the whole institute. But, as long as he was in charge, their professionalism would never be called into question. The work they did would always come first.
Jon had always thought that. But things had changed lately and, to no one’s surprise more than his own, he was changing with them.
But old habits clearly died pretty hard. Which was his excuse for why he’d been hovering awkwardly in the break room, trying and failing to steer his conversation with Sasha in the right direction for most of lunch.
Fortunately, Sasha had clearly worked with him long enough to not notice when Jon was being a few degrees more awkward than usual. She was well practised at keeping the conversation going with no input from him beyond stammerings and far off, distracted gazes.
“So Eddie is swearing blind that this mirror was sent to storage but I checked twice and, if it’s there, the damn thing is supernatural enough to turn invisible!” she stirred her coffee with an irritated clatter, “Or grow legs and walk away. Neither of which were mentioned in the statement, just a lot of blood.”
“And the emaciated version of yourself for a reflection,” Jon mumbled vaguely, tapping his fingers on the wobbly little table they all had to squeeze around.
“Yeah, that too,” Sasha nodded, “My point is, that place has gone really downhill since I transferred…anyway, we’ve got five minutes left of lunch. So are you going to ask me whatever you’re chewing over or what?”
It took Jon a minute to realise what she’d said, his face realising first and taking the liberty of blushing darkly even before he could groan, “Am I being that obvious?”
Sasha smiled, tilting her head, “Not really. I’ve just gotten to know you pretty well.”
Not all that long ago, her saying that would make Jon squirm, feel like he’d been pinned under the glare of a microscope, like he was failing as a boss if his team saw him as a human being. But, again, things had changed.
Jon swallowed hard, trying to poke nonchalantly at his salad like he hadn’t rehearsed these words until they’d worn thin, “Listen. This is me speaking as something other than your boss, okay?”
“So…as my friend?” Sasha prompted him, with the patient smile you’d give a child.
“Right,” Jon cleared his throat, “Um…so you know I’m with Martin…”
“Yes, I realised when you two snuck off from my wedding reception to hook up,” Sasha smirked.
Jon couldn’t help spluttering just a little, “We weren’t together together then…I had another month or so of being an obtuse asshole to get through…”
Sasha’s voice softened, turned kinder, “And you worked on yourself and now you’re both very happy together, the way you were always meant to be. So what’s the problem?”
“Me. As per usual,” Jon’s laugh didn’t sound completely convincing, not even to him, “It’s been a long time since I was in a relationship and I’ve never been in one where I wasn’t a total wreck. I’m realizing there’s a lot of Relationship 101 classes I missed somewhere along the way.”
Sasha tilted her head, her smile turning gentle in a way that managed not to be pitying, “That’s not you being a problem, Jon. There’s no time limit on this kind of thing, you can borrow my notes any time you like.”
Jon wondered if she’d end up regretting those words somewhere in the next ten seconds, as he realised he’d hit the point where he had to just cough it up and get it over with.
“I don’t…” he waved his fork vaguely in the air, “I don’t know how to go about initiating…y’know. Sex?”
There was a beat of silence as Sasha absorbed that. Jon wondered if she was comparing him to the first version of Jonathan Sims she’d met, the one with the constant tremor in his hands and his too tight ties and short hair, if she was trying to imagine that Jonathan asking her about her weekend, let alone anything that involved taking off clothes.
From the way she grinned, Jon thought she might prefer the version sat in front of her a little more, even if his hair was already falling out of its bun less than halfway through the day and he was drowning in a jumper Martin had knitted for him rather than a suit. Jon rather thought he preferred this version too.
“Oh so it’s one of those questions, huh?” Sasha beamed, leaning forward with a new bright eyed energy that was only slightly terrifying, “This is so fun, I never got to play the cool big sister…”
“Ninety percent sure I’m older than you,” Jon rolled his eyes but her smile was infectious, he felt one pulling at his own mouth as he sat back and braced himself.
“It’s a spiritual thing, Jon, don’t take this away from me,” Sasha waved her hand airily, “Okay. So you want to be straightforward about it? You want to flirt a little, make it a surprise, what are we looking for?”
Jon fidgeted with his glasses, pushing them up his nose, “I mean…I want to ask Martin if he’d like to have sex with me without sounding like a robot that was programmed to make people uncomfortable?”
Sasha chuckled, though not unkindly, “I mean, it’s always going to be a little uncomfortable, Jon. That's not something you can fix, it’s just something you learn to embrace and so do they.”
“I’m…starting to see that,” Jon nodded slowly, trying to chase down the feeling in his chest, pin it down clumsily with words, “I’m not used to wanting this. Wanting to be with someone like that, to make someone look at me in that way. I still don’t want sex the same way other people want it, I’ve sorted out that much. But I want it with Martin.”
“And how do you ask for something you’ve never wanted before?” Sasha nodded, sympathetic, “I hear what you’re saying, Jon.”
It was strange how such a simple thing, something most people never had to question, could mean so much to him. He supposed that's what came of actually choosing to speak, to ask.
“Thank you, Sasha,” he smiled at his friend, sitting up a little, “So…how do I go about this?”
Sasha grinned, “Oh that’s easy. You have some fun with it.”
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Jon thought he was doing pretty well. He’d only texted Sasha are you sure about this three times since Martin had left to go to the shops.
His latest message received the same answer as the first two, equally as patient and equally as reassuring.
Trust me! As long as ur comfortable with it, he’ll <3 it
Jon looked at himself in the mirror again, trying to find something there that Martin would love. He sighed, picking up his phone again after he promised himself he wouldn’t.
And this worked on Tim?
A few moments of a reply bubble.
He got a speeding fine driving home after I sent him pics of me in that pink shirt he has
Jon’s eyebrows shot up. That pink Hawaiian shirt was objectively hideous.
Point taken.
An older version of him would put the phone down then, nothing more to say. But he knew better now.
Thank you for this, Sasha.
He somehow heard her smile in the reply that pinged through.
Don’t thank me yet. Gonna demand some details on Mon as tax. have fun boss!
Jon rolled his eyes, setting his phone down for good now. Martin would be back soon, allowing for how many of their neighbours he stopped to talk to on the way and if any of them were walking dogs he could fuss over. He gave himself a last look over in the mirror, not that anything would be different.
He’d spent a long time choosing the right jumper out of the many Martin owned. He’d wanted one in green after his boyfriend said the colour brought out his eyes, an offhand comment from months ago but it had snagged in Jon’s mind. He’d wanted one of the larger ones so he didn’t freeze but not so large it didn’t skate the edge of his thighs and slide down off one shoulder in a way he thought- hoped- was sexy. He’d wanted his hair loose, lying across his shoulders in the way that had always been an invitation for Martin to run his fingers through it.
Jon had planned out everything, this was exactly what he’d been picturing in his head in the hours since he talked to Sasha. And he still thought he looked a little ridiculous.
But now his reflection wore a soft smile, a little shy, a little uncertain but it was there. It was still hard to believe there was anything in the mirror that Martin would love but Jon did see something he wanted to give him. And that felt good.
A creaking floorboard somewhere out in the hallway sent him scrambling for the sofa. Damn it, he’d been counting on Mrs Nowack and Biscuit keeping Martin occupied for at least ten minutes, she must have had somewhere to be. He had just enough time to arrange himself in a vaguely casual position against the cushions, one leg up, the hem of the jumper sitting just right, before he heard the front door to their flat open.
“Jon? I’m back,” Martin’s voice was a little winded from the long climb up the stairs but it still had that bright smile in it, “They had that mango juice you like!”
Jon chuckled softly as he heard shopping bags hitting the floor, Martin shrugged off his anorak, boots being kicked off, “Nice…I’ll put it all away, just leave it there.”
“What? No, no, I’m already on my feet,” Martin’s voice moved, going towards the kitchen, “You stay comfy, I’ll put the kettle on…”
Jon struggled not to laugh, he hadn’t accounted for this, for being tripped up by his boyfriend’s implacable politeness. He tried to figure out how he could coax Martin into the living room without being obvious, while their ancient kettle rattled and wheezed towards boiling point and the man he was trying to seduce whistled as he put away the shopping. He should have just sent a picture. Or maybe an embossed invitation. Skywriting, possibly?
Though, Jon had to admit, there was a distinct satisfaction as Martin walked in, saw his boyfriend sprawled on the sofa in nothing but one of his own jumpers, and dropped two full mugs of tea on the floor.
“I’ll clean that up later,” Jon grinned, watching the heat rise in Martin’s face, “Do you…do you like it?”
“I…I…you…you’re so…” Martin’s jaw worked but his brain clearly wasn’t, his eyes wide like they wanted to take in every inch of Jon.
“Thank you,” Jon shifted onto his knees, rather enjoying the way the fabric pulled higher on his leg and Martin’s eyes snapped to it like a cat watching prey, “I wanted to surprise you.”
Martin swallowed hard, like his mouth was dry, “Do you…I mean…can I…do you want…”
“Very much so,” Jon purred, freeing one hand enough to beckon him, “Come here, darling.”
“Oh thank god,” Martin groaned, rushing forward and sweeping him into a kiss that told Jon he’d done a very, very good job.
The moment their lips met, Jon realised he had what he wanted, even if he couldn’t put a name to it. This closeness, this warmth, all the emotion he didn’t have words for expressed physically instead. He could never say what Martin meant to him, he couldn’t ever thank him for the way he took the parts of Jon that were broken and malformed and sharp and pressed them close without fear.
But he could kiss him. He could root his fingers in those loose red curls, he could part his legs and make room for him between them, he could moan softly as their tongues brushed each other. And Martin would just know.
“I can’t believe you did this for me…” his words were breathless, coming between a smile and hungry kisses that trailed down Jon’s neck, to where the jumper revealed his collarbone.
Jon’s words came out shaky as Martin’s leg pressed between his own, his nerves sparking at the contact, “Wanted to make it clear...wanted…fuck, Martin, I wanted you…”
Martin drew back, an expression softened with a heartbreaking mix of disbelief and joy. An expression that told Jon he’d never expected to be here, holding him and hearing those words, believing them, “You have me. You always have me.”
So Jon gave him no doubt, rolling his hips against him, sliding his hands down and under Martin’s shirt, across the warmth of his skin, “I love you…”
“I love you too,” Martin helped him pull off his shirt, sending it to the floor, his jeans and boxers pushed down enough that Jon could wrap a hand around his cock.
Jon pulled back, eyes travelling across Martin’s body. He’d always felt the need to study the things he felt drawn to, to tag and categorise and collate until he understood them down to the last atom. Martin was no different. Jon found himself making an index of every little detail that made his heart beat faster and the muscles low in his stomach twist, Harvard references to the desire racing through him.
Freckles, face. Freckles, shoulders, collarbone, like someone had taken a paintbrush full of ochre and flicked it at him. Stomach, soft, rounded, perfect to rest on. Hair, soft to touch, heavily dusting his chest and running down his stomach, between his legs. Cock, thick, heavy enough in his palm to make his wrist ache, slick warmth running between his fingers. Noises, moans. Noises, gasps. Noises, fuck, Jon...
He guided Martin’s cock between his legs until he felt him press against where Jon was so hot and wet it felt like he was melting. Like their bodies would just run together like candle wax, into one whole and they’d never have to be apart again.
“Easy, Jon…” Martin’s voice was tight, trembling like a plucked violin string, “Don’t want to hurt you…”
“You won’t,” Jon’s voice came out a raw moan, halfway to a growl, his heels pressing into Martin’s back, urging him forward.
It wasn’t a complete lie. Martin was a big guy in every sense of the word, there was a bite, a stretch his body wasn’t used to and cried out at. But the word pain implied something bad, something he didn’t want. That burn meant Martin was sharing his body and, right now, he wanted that more than he wanted air in his lungs.
“Fuck, Jon, darling…” Martin groaned, his face pressed to the side of his neck, one hand wrapped around his waist, the other braced on the arm of the sofa behind him.
Jon panted heavily, waiting until enough of him broke the surface to think again, to form words, “I’m all yours, sweetheart. Take me.”
More references, more data points rolled in as Martin shifted his weight to his knees, leveraging enough to rock into Jon. Arms, strong, enough to make him feel small in the best way. Scent, warm, amber, heady. Muscles, deceptively hidden under layers of softness but the feel of them tensing, relaxing, tensing was intoxicating. Stubble, rough in the best way as it scratched his shoulder. So many things thrilling Jon, leaving him utterly helpless to his most base instincts, so many things that made up his Martin.
“More, Martin, fuck, faster…” he begged breathlessly, digging his fingers into his boyfriend’s shoulders so tight there would be marks in the morning.
“I got you, Jon…”
Martin was already thrusting so hard the sofa was creaking dangerously but, just because Jon had asked it of him, he found a way to go harder, faster, hitting Jon’s sweet spot every single time like his whole purpose for existing had become giving him pleasure. It gave what was coming the inevitability of a law of physics, something comfortingly certain, something Jon knew couldn’t be taken away from him.
“Martin, darling, I…I think…” his voice broke, words unravelling, dissipating when he tried to grasp for them.
“I know,” Martin gasped, voice raw, “I’m with you, Jon, I’m with you, let go…”
It hit Jon with the force of a wave, shattering his control and leaving him reeling. It could have burned up into panic so quickly but Martin was there, heat flooding into him as he came with a soft, sweet cry. There was a long moment of ringing tension that hung like a droplet of water before falling, breaking, and suddenly Jon was back in his body.
His laugh was half a gasp as Martin collapsed on top of him, the two of them left giggling like teenagers.
“God, sorry…” Martin panted softly, grinning, trying to shift off of him.
But Jon held on tightly, nuzzling against his shoulder, “Don’t you dare, Martin Blackwood.”
Martin grinned, fingers trailing across the sleeve of the jumper that was now rucked up just underneath Jon’s chest, after their activities it looked like he was going to have to return it in a far worse state than he found it. It seemed like he’d be forgiven, though.
“Good to know my first attempt at seduction was a success,” Jon smiled, combing back Martin’s curls where they’d stuck to his forehead.
“Your first huh? Could have fooled me,” Martin snorted, leaning into his touch gratefully, “Where did you even get the idea for this, what on earth possessed you?”
Jon opened his mouth and closed it again before his smile turned slightly coy, “Um, might not be a conversation you want to have while you’re still, y’know, inside me���incidentally, if Sasha looks at you weird on Monday, don’t worry about it.”
Martin, to his credit, managed a whole two seconds before he burst out laughing, which was more than Jon had expected from him. He just had to cling to him, grinning and kissing him until he had no choice but to shut up.
“You are so adorable,” Martin gently extracted himself from Jon, sitting back and letting his boyfriend pillow his head on his chest, “What happened to the Mr Sims who insisted on strict professionalism on Archive property?”
Jon rolled his eyes at the poor impression, though he couldn’t help smiling at the answer that rose to his lips as he reached up to kiss him softly.
“You happened.”
#jmart#tma jmart#jonmartin#tma#the magnus archives#jon sims#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#sasha james#please reblog and comment!#mundane au
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can I just say how much I love. love love love being able to turn off reblogs on a post. It's so freeing bc people will literally reblog or retweet shit that has absolutely no business being a reblog
#and i'm like what the fuck are you doin. that was just a personal post / mundane and boring post about something very specific#going on in my specific life#I don't have to deal with that now!! I reblog lock ALMOST ALL my text posts#sergle.txt#and the fact that you can STILL DO IT. after a post has gotten big#I can stop a text post going semiviral in its tracks after it already has thousands of notes. no more reblogs for you!!#ppl can screenshot it but absolutely nobody is able to pass the actual post around anymore!! i'm free!!
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actually i think, if you've participated in the callouts of transfems calling us fucking pedophiles over being pro-kink between consenting adults, you don't get to talk about transphobia or to a transfem person ever again
#jeady rambles#i remember you fucking reblogging those callouts and doubling and tripling down on them. asshole#for a transfem daring to be pro-kink in the most mundane way ever#transmisogyny
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AEEEEEUUUUUGGGGGHHHH MY BONESSSSSSS
/REF FHDSJKA
MICHAELLLL THIS IS SO CUTE AND FUNNYYYYYY HAEHAHEH BEEF SO STRONG I HAVE TO GET ON A STOOL AND GROWL AT THE MOTHERFUCKER FHDSAJK
I may have seen this just now BUT I'VE BEEN STARING AT IT FOR THE PAST 5 HOURS AND I WILL ADD 5 MORE!!! HEHEHE THANK YOU SO MUCH;;;;
Art Gift to my fav power couple and my bestie @scimagic !!!
Hope you enjoy!!!
God their dynamic is adorable-
#haeheh I know what they're angry about :))#lore reasons- WHO SAID THAT#GOD I LOVE THE POSES AND THE LIGHTING AND YOUR ART AND AND;;;#uuuuu;;; i see that soft lighting at the top and it hits so softly and warm and AEUGH#OBSESSED#I CAN'T;;;;#RICKY WHEN I GET YOU RICKY HFSDJKA#ALSO NO SHUT UP YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S ADORABLE WITH PUZZLES!! FUCK YOU FHDSA#mr puzzles#smg4#sci ships#sci's stash#AND MY DESKTOP BACKGROUND!! I SENT YOU THE IMAGE FHDSJA#mundane reblogs
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Was supposed to go to a potluck but I'm cramping so hard I can bear to go anywhere :(((
#made a fruit salad with honey lime dressing AND brownies....#making this unrebloggable bc some of you have been reblogging my very mundane upset posts and its Weird#anyway i cant take anymore painkillers than i already have#so time for hot bean bag and raspberry leaf tea
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someone tagged my virtual assistants as shitpost earlier I take these gay little computer programs and their daily lives SERIOUSLY!!!!!! smh 🙄
#i jest. im not actually upset or anything lolz#Its just funny when people discover my designs for the first time they dont know how crazy i am about these characters#they dont know the Lore me and my oomfies have made#they dont know.#a truman show fan discovered my clippy crossover drawing and they left a rlly funny reblog pointimg him out i giggled.but also im sorry😭#hoooughhhh microsoft agents saveme. computer applications save me#lil computery guys living mundane lives save me
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#reblog to reach more people ✨️#i promise anything that sounds interesting here has a very mundane explanation :P feel free to ask if you're interested
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I'll do you one better: Meggy somehow snaps out of her Leggy form and takes down Puzzles in an epic betrayal style scene and we get one hell of an emotional ending to WOFTI 2024
Musings for the outcome of wotfi 24
1- Mr puzzles gets obliterated from existence via Karen (who owes smg4 a favor) or some other manner (which would make me churn out a lot more content of him to cope). I don’t think he deserves to die but Puzzles certainly needs to face some steep consequences for all his actions that his obsession led him to/what happened to others in the process of chasing that obsession.
2- Mr. Puzzles finally realizes that he screwed up in regards to Meggy, while also losing the amusement park (manefesting Mario somehow destroying the engine room b/c that’s seems to be what sustains the place) and just kinda shuts down like what more can he do-somehow ends up losing a lot of abilities to render him more of less harmless.
-Secondary to the above: Mr. Puzzles loses his power by somehow turning him back into a human (pls don’t though his appeal is the tv head for me tbh).
3- Mr. Puzzles somehow ends up as the Leggy equivalent of himself and works in the meme factory as penance.
4- who’s going to use the upper floor of the smg4 castle? What’s behind the boarded door? Maybe powerless puzzles and lock him up/keep an eye on him? Like a keep your friends close, but your enemies closer kind of a deal?
5- the whole thing is Mickey and smg4 making mr puzzles hallucinate everything, when in fact it is all a movie he’s experiencing and a warning to think before acting (unlikely but amusing to think about)
6- mr. Puzzles somehow ends up having to work for Marty after everything goes down. More of a silly thing so unlikely.
Edit- 7- mr puzzles father inexplicably makes an appearance and makes things worse
#oo I love this game this is fun FHDJSKHAK#LETS SEE HOW MANY EMOTIONALLY DEVASTATING ENDINGS WE CAN COME UP WITH#mr puzzles#meggy spletzer#smg4#mundane reblogs
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cope art
#my art#ok to reblog#robot#channeling my inner great soft jelly thing#no but fr nothing serious just some ugly complicated emotions and other cringe mundane topics
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I suddenly was struck by a silly poll idea. PLEASE REBLOG. I want to know...
#polls#i thought this would be funny#please reblog i must escape containment#cw teeth#there are some body stuff in these options but i tried to stay as mild as possible#mundane superpowers#your mileage may vary in how inconvenient these are#i will not elaborate
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i hope you can come to believe that you can be happy in this life
#★#in any shape that comes in#whether it be in the small and mundane things or the grand and once-in-a-lifetime things#this isnt directed to anyone specific#last reblog just got me thinking about how the world around us may not and may never want us to be happy#but i do#and i want you to believe that it's possible for you#tw suicidal ideation mention#tw self harm mention#having once wished i could go deep enough to bleed out on my bathroom floor#i couldnt fathom a future where i was happy let alone a future at all#but its possible. things change. you change.#and then suddenly you dont hate the summer so much anymore#and you love the wintwr chill of seattle wind freezing your lips#and you notice the birds are singing louder#and berries taste sweeter in their seasons#life has its seasons#this one will not be forever#oop rambled in the tags forgive me </3
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