#mulmine

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Raya: Guys, I have an announcement: I'm dating Namaari.

Snow White: Congratulations! Since we're announcing good things, Elsa and I are dating!

Pocahontas: So are Ella and I.

Jasmine, hugging a very flustered Mulan: And us too, obviously.

Rapunzel: Merida and I are a thing!

Ariel: Like a romantic thing? 'Cause then Moana and I are also a 'thing'!

Tiana: Oh, wow. Is there anyone here dating a man?

Aurora: *starts slowly raising her hand*

Belle: Put that thing down right now, I swear to God-

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Jasmine: Here, *handles Mulan her phone* look at this piece of art.

Mulan, blushing: Jazy... this is just the front camera.

Jasmine: Exact-

Jasmine: Wait. Front camera?

Jasmine: *takes the phone back and flips the camera to her*

Jasmine: There you go.

Mulan:

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Mulan: Jasmine and I are no longer friends.

Jasmine: This is literally the worst way to tell people we're dating.

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Mulan, strumming a guitar: I love you biiitch~

Jasmine and Aurora: Oh my God...

Mulan: I ain't going never stop loving you... biiitch~

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Jasmine: Where's my fucking girlfriend?

Snow White: Hey! There are kids around, say it nicer maybe?

Jasmine:

Jasmine: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking female love partner?

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Jasmine: Is Jafar laughing?

Belle: A little.

Jasmine, grabbing the phone: YOU SHOULD BE WHEEZING! Good-hearted bitch!

Moana: What the hell is happening?

Belle: Jasmine is making me call people and tell them she's dead to see their reaction.

Jasmine: Now call my girlfriend.

Moana: Geez, Mulan better cry her ancestors off...

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Jasmine: Okay, I'm gonna give it to you straight.

Mulan: Gross.

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Jasmine: Hey, did you hear about that sale going on?

Mulan: No. Where?

Jasmine: My room. Clothes are 100% off.

Jasmine: *wink*

Mulan: *red as a fucking tomato*

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Mulan: *looks at Jasmine*

Jasmine: That'll be 10 dollars, thank you.

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Mulan: Fuck you!

Jasmine: Fuck me yourself, you coward!

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Mulan: What are you doing?

Jasmine: What does it look like I'm doing?

Mulan: It looks like you’re stealing my shirts.

Jasmine: It's not stealing if we're dating.

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Jasmine: *laughing* Hey, do you guys dare me to kiss Mulan?

Merida: Hum... nah.

Jamsine: *shaking her head and laughing* I can’t believe you guys are making me do this!

Belle: We’re not.

Jasmine: This is so wild. *walks over to Mulan* You guys are so messed up for making me do this.

Disney Princesses:

Tiana: What just happened?

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Jasmine: Look at how cute this pens are.

Mulan: Jasmine... that's gay.

Jasmine:

Jasmine: Mulan, we've been dating for-