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incorrectdisney-meea · 2 years ago
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Raya: Guys, I have an announcement: I'm dating Namaari.
Snow White: Congratulations! Since we're announcing good things, Elsa and I are dating!
Pocahontas: So are Ella and I.
Jasmine, hugging a very flustered Mulan: And us too, obviously.
Rapunzel: Merida and I are a thing!
Ariel: Like a romantic thing? 'Cause then Moana and I are also a 'thing'!
Tiana: Oh, wow. Is there anyone here dating a man?
Aurora: *starts slowly raising her hand*
Belle: Put that thing down right now, I swear to God-
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incorrectdisney-meea · 2 years ago
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Cinderella, holding a box of tampons: Were do these go?
Pocahontas: ...my vagin-
Cinderella: WITCH CUPBOARD!
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