#mulder: stupid-ass haircut

[plumdonutsv]

mulder: krycek needs a safe house

skinner: ok. he’s safe here

skinner: *punches him and locks him out in the cold*

[spookyagentfmulder]

A birthday kiss from Krycek. Late, because he's Alex, and who knows where he was yesterday, who he was negotiating, stealing, begging for his life with. And maybe it's on the end of a gun, pressed into Mulder's chest with a familiarity that always seems to be their defining positioning. But it's warm, filled with something that says I missed you as the safety clicks on, gun falling away to be replaced with the press of his body instead.

Fox genuinely didn't expect him to do anything today. Sentimentality seemed something outside of Alex's wheelhouse, yet here he was showing up at his apartment with a gun and a kiss. Real romantic. No different than their usual stunts but there is something in that kiss that lingers, that warms the frost that's built over his heart and that allows the son of a bitch to draw ever closer.

I missed you too, his body says in response, pulling Krycek closer as he opens his mouth to pull the other in. You fucking idiot, says his hands as they claw at his scalp and the back of his neck. You're going to make it up to me, says the weight of his body as he brings his old lover down onto the cushions of the couch. You're not leaving here until I'm done with you, says the way they shift against each other hungry and needy.

Happy birthday indeed.

@dratsya's present to Mulder!

[amplifyme]

C'mon, you can't leave these in the tags!

falling to my knees thinking about mulder and krycek and the connection in a warped reflection

[leolaroot]

mulder says Stupidass haircut and punches alex krychek in the face. krycheck is hurt and makes a noise but fox dowsnt care becaude of his stupid ass haircut .

[precedex-files]

NYC as a locale shows up very infrequently in the X-Files. Usually just as a place where the Syndicate meets or when Mulder needs info from Marita Covarrubias and heads to the UN. Though there was the episode “Sleepless” which takes place in NYC and Mulder and Krycek even get stuck in the LIE traffic which is basically a parking lot. But “Tunguska” I love bc it reps my hometown of Flushing, Queens and it is ICONIC. We get Mulder and Scully in full tactical gear *swoon* plus Mulder insulting Krycek’s “stupid-ass haircut” and launching a thousand slash fics. (I do want to add that the actual Flushing, Queens is way more awesome than Vancouver’s cosplay of it though)

[excaliburied]

why doesn't anyone ever talk about mulder's "stupid ass haircut" line. am i the only one who thinks that line came out of nowhere. why did mulder choose to insult krycek's hair of all things. i mean he was right but

[woodsteingirl]

mulder voice STUPID ass haircut

[baronessblixen]

mulder beating krycek : « stupid-ass haircut » mulder you’re one to talk have you seen your early season 7 hair honey…

He's had some unfortunate haircuts himself, that's so true 😂I mean season 2? That hedgehog on his head? Well, I do find it kind of endearing but he really shouldn't judge other people's haircuts.

[steviesays]

Mulder saying “STUPID ass haircut” I’m crying 😭😭😭

[crankydevon]

The X-Files, ep 4.08 Tunguska.

After this episode aired, my friend would not stop exclaiming, "Stupid-ass haircut!"

Mulder/Krycek was my second ship, and I found it before I had seen any of the show at all. Found it from kinky Jedi/Sith shippers who said I might like it. And I did!

Scully was less upset about teh Gay and more upset about Krycek trying to kill her repeatedly.

[indistinct-radio-chatter]

Krycek: Can I have some water?

Mulder: *Starts chugging water bottle*

Mulder: *Chokes from drinking too fast*

Mulder: *Spills water all over himself*

Mulder *coughing*: I don't have any.

[leonardbetts]

Mulder being a ✧sweetheart✧ in Tunguska

[carefulfears]

I just had a thought that a romantic x files moment and one of my personal fav is STUPID ASS HAIRCUT scene (also basically every scene that includes Mulder Scully and Krycek together)

you could say “romantic” i think scully would say “horror movie”

[pickleslice]

mulder: that’s a stupid ass haircut

krycek.

[leolaroot]

i eeally really like that episode they do terirble tortures rto krychek on repeat the whole time. mouse stop reading this post its spoilers okay?

mulder finds him and immediately beatung tbe fuck and punching rhe shit out of hkm and telling him how ugly his haircut. skinner literally sees him and immediately is like Aeesomeeeee i get to rip this guys legs off one by one hes a fly and im a maladjusted kid on the playground.*handcuffs you on my balcony* *all night* *leaves for work eithout letting you free* *krychek has to jump over the edge of balcony and dangle from one hand cuff* and then mukder is handcuffing him to shit over and over a million times. and then he gets his stupid ass thrown jn russian prison camp. rhen he gets his arm cut off in the woods no painkillers hot knife pinned downby a group of ppl style. Alex's awesome.weekend

[ariverofsongs]

The sexual tension between Krycek and Mulder in Tunguska is absolutely THROUGH 👏 THE 👏ROOF👏! just make out already jeez 🙄