#mukefreakshow

[stumbledownpretendalleyways]

for mukefreakshow

I put my phone down and smiled to myself. He’s literally an angle sent from heaven. I’m so happy I have him. Even if I said we’re just going to ‘hang out’ I still want to surprise him with something special. The only problem: I have no idea what. I tried to think of something for month. But I couldn’t think of something that’s good enough. And now I’m here on our anniversary trying to think of a present as special as my beautiful boyfriend. I’m screwed. Maybe a cheesy romantic pick-nick? Well it’s raining so a cheesy romantic indoor pick-nick. Talking about cheesy. I need a cheesy pizza with extra cheese. I ordered a scratch that 3 pizzas. I bought coke from the store down the road and now I’m trying to find something to wear. I also prepared the pick-nick. I spread a blanket on my living room floor and *ding dong* I hope that’s the pizza guy and not Calum. Luckily it was not Calum. It’s the pizza guy. He brought 3 large pizzas. It smelled awesome. I laid the pizzas next to the blanket on the floor and went upstairs again. Ok now what to wear? I decided I would wear a skater skirt and a flower crop top. I also took my leather jacket with me. Maybe we’ll go outside if it stops raining. I ran in the kitchen to fetch the roses I bought yesterday. I set then next to the blankets as well. To be honest I prepared some snacks yesterday. I didn’t know what I would do for today. But I knew it would include food. Suddenly the door bell rang again. I guess Calum’s here. I slowly opened the door to reveal a grinning Calum standing behind it. “Hey gorgeous!” he smiled at me. I relaxed again. Wait why was I nervous. “Hey handsome!” I smiled back. “Come in. I prepared a indoor pick-nick.” He followed me inside my house. “Oh that looks so beautiful! ….and romantic.” Calum tried to wiggle his eyebrows but fail miserably. “What the ef was that?” He pouted which costs me to laugh even more. “Ok well hope you’re hungry. We got 3 pizzas, strawberries with chocolate, a chocolate cake and something special. I can’t reveal yet.” He crossed his fingers and whispered “Please sex, please sex” playfully. We both started laughing. Time went by and we were halfway through the pizzas we decided to make a break and take a nap. After sleeping for I don’t know how long we both woke up again. Well I thought that. But I somehow was alone in my bed. Calum was nowhere to be found. I screamed a few times his name and after the forth scream he came through the door in a….suit? He wore some ripped jeans and a band tee when he arrived. And he also didn’t bring one with him. I couldn’t have been sleeping that long, could I? He made his way over to the bed and stared giggling slightly. “I’m horrible at such things. Well uhm ok you know I love you to the moon and back and that I’d do anything for you so I’m just going to ask you straight away. Will you marry me?” Well unexpected. My hair was messy. I wasn’t fully awake. My clothes were all crumbled up. Perfect time isn’t it. “Oh damn. I forgot.” he searched for something in the pockets of his suit. When he found the little diamond ring he held it between his thumb and index finger. Well ‘little’ diamond ring. It was actually pretty big. “You’re kind of scaring me, hunny.” “Uhm oh yeah sorry. I’m taken aback. I clearly didn’t expect it but yes of course I will. I always will. I love you so much.” “Thank you. I love you too.”

I somehow can't add @mukefreakshow and I somehow can't post pics bc I also got a pic fitting to this imagine but anyways here it is

[indietrashs-blog]

I ship you with Michael bc you'd be perfect okay like everyone would be so supportive of you two and your relationship, you'd be everyone's relationship goals:) and you're so gorgeous like pls and I love you (my 8tracks is mukefreakshow) x

ilysm jess help ((followed you back bub))

ship: calpalship name: jalum a compliment: ur so sweet and cute and aw ilyatl ship: jackblurb: you and calum going to the aquarium for valentines day and he like towers over everyone else there and you hold hands and walk through and he pulls dumb faces at the fish and takes loads of photos and its just generally super duper cute

((late)) valentines day ships

[claraaluna]

I'm going round my boyfriends for valentines day haha yay xx

oki :’)))))))))) nice :’)))))))))))

a valentine: ashh ♡ cal ♡ luuek ♡ mikeyy

secret admirer: ashh ♡ cal ♡ luuek ♡ mikeyy

best fraand: ashh ♡ cal ♡ luuek ♡ mikeyy

friend with benefits: ashh ♡ cal ♡ luuek ♡ mikeyy

compliment on your face ofc: YOU ARE REAAAALLY BEAUTIFUL

with your ship:

what he gives you: he gives you fall out boy merch and a boquet of roses :)

what you two do for valentines: you’d be baking a lot of cookies and watching movies while cuddling with a lot of kisses :)

who’s the most romantic: you ⎜him

the cuddliest: you ⎜him

who gives the random kisses: you ⎜him

[vooodoo-doll-blog]

happy birthday babe ilysm have a good one ❤️❤️ don't party too hard 😏😏😂

thank youu

[hhwkye]

can I have a 5sos ship? and fmk Harry zayn Louis?

yo jess ofc u can and u are evil wth okay

fuck: zayn marry: HarryKi(ss): Louis

ship: Cal

best friend: Ashton

best man at the wedding: Luke

one who catches the bouquet: Michael

one who gets too drunk and spoils it: Calum oops

your first dance song (random): Dont forget where u belong - 1D

url rate: 9/10

theme rate: 10/10

sidebar rate: 10000/10

updates bar rate: /10

advice if u need it :) 

@mukefreakshow

SHIPS WITH DICKS

[voodoolucasx]

Sometimes I feel pretty but then I realise that there are always people prettier than me.

[illumiinance]

hey so I checked out your fanfic(it's perf) and I voted and I hope you win you deserve it so much and youre gorg (my navi under construction so it looks crap) x

thank you so much! xx

ship

boyfriend: calum / luke / ashton / michaelbestfriend: calum / luke / ashton / michaelsecret admirer: calum / luke / ashton / michaelcuddle buddy: calum / luke / ashton / michaelblurb: i imagine you being the couple who's always going out to do something and would be holding hands like your life depended on it and just being an adorable couple really

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url: 8.5/10icon: 8.5/10theme: 9/10navi: 9/10sidebar: 8/10posts: 9/10overall: 9/10

ships ships ships

[ohimthepeachiest]

AYE

REPOST AND TAG 10 PEOPLE YOU'D LIKE TO GET TO KNOW BETTER

so I was tagged by candyfloss-mikey thx bub

Name: Emily

Nicknames: Em, or I have one friend who calls me Embear

Birthday: July 10th

Gender: Female

Orientation; Bi or bi-curious 

Time and date at the current moment: January 6th 9:53pm

Average hours of sleep: I would say 5 or 6

Lucky Number: 11

Last thing i googled: Instagram log in to delete my account

First word to come to mind: Strawberries 

One place that would make me happy: Somewhere in water

How many blankets I sleep under: 1

Favorite book: I cant remember the title but i was about a girl who's mom left her and her sister for fame i honeslty have no idea what its called though

Anime(movie): I dont watch anime srry

Favorite TV show: Charmed

Favorite beverage: Ginger ale

Last movie i saw in the theatres: Maze runner i beleive

Dream holiday: I would really enjoy going to Australia

Dream wedding: All I really want is a strapless ball gown dress thats really poofy, Michael can pick the rest 

(^^^see what i did there)

Dream job: working in psychology and mabye even working with people who have multiple persnalities i just find that mental disorder to be really cool

Imma tag: 5sosfam-army  mukefreakshow welcome-to-muke-city-bitch

Ik we've never talked or maybe exchanged one message but i like your blogs and i think you hella rad plz don't think im weird for tagging you in this also srry if you may have already done it and i missed it or just don't like doing these im just tryna say you cool 

Imma also tag: @sometimeswebreakbeforeweshine neymar-avfc lunarsealz reginaswifesaywhat queenarianaofallworlds beacuse i love you guys you are my besties and though ik you guys you should do it anyway 

yah 8 people are enough 

[dreamer-in-the-clouds]

heya I’ve done your ship, it’s under /tagged/my-ships and your username :) xx

Thanks!  I love it!  First person to not ship with me Michael...haha

[hhwkye]

hey I followed you haha I'm xjess.xx :) ilysm babe xxxx

heya haha I thought I was already following you anyway!! ilysm2 bbe xxxx

boyf: michael | luke | calum | ashton

brother: michael | luke | calum | ashton

bestfriend: michael | luke | calum | ashton

high school crush: michael | luke | calum | ashton

theme: ehhh | not my type | i like it | amazing

sidebar: ehhh | not my type | i like it | amazing

background: ehhh | not my type | i like it | amazing

updates tag: ehhh | not my type | i like it | amazing

do i follow you?: no, sorry | i do now | yes | forever and always

SHIPS AHOY

[indietrashs-blog]

Jess and 25th February xx

hey jess hows it going

get on my birthday page

[scandeniall]

heyyy could i have one of those playlist things?? xx

of course :)

Opening Credits: things will never be the same // Jonas brothers

Waking Up: say my name // destiny’s child

First Day At School: u got nothin’ on me // demi lovato

Falling In Love: kings & queens (throw it up) // somo

Fight Song:��without the love // demi lovato

Breaking Up: its not too late // camp rock 2 soundtrack

Life’s OK: try hard // 5 seconds of summer

Getting Back Together: she looks so perfect // 5 seconds of summer

Wedding:  thinking out loud // ed sheeran

Birth of Child: intoxicated // the cab

Final Battle: no air // Jordan sparks

Death Scene: gotta get out // 5 seconds of summer

Funeral Song: push // nick jonas

End Credits: hard out here // lily allen

my shuffle really likes 5sos apprently

the opening credits song though

the end credits song is literally me

"no air" with death scene. the irony

[the5sosfamconfessions-blog]

mukefreakshow

send your confessions in here!

[invisiblewhenursad]

NINETY-TWO TRUTHS TAG Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 Truths about you. At the end, choose 20 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. WHAT WAS YOUR: 1. Last beverage: Milk 2. Last phone call: Sarah or my mam 3. Last text message: Niamh 4. Last song you listened to: Pray - Kodaline 5. Last time you cried: wednesday? HAVE YOU EVER: 6. Dated someone twice: nope 7. Been cheated on: no 8. Kissed someone & regretted it: yES YES YES 9. Lost someone special: no I’ve been lucky with that 10.Been depressed: a lil bit yeah 11. Been drunk and threw up: not that I know of LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: blue pink and black IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU: 15. Made a new friend: yeah 16. Fallen out of love: nope 17. Laughed until you cried: every day yes 18. Met someone who changed you: I’ve gotten close to people who’ve changed me

19. Found out who your true friends are: I think I always kinda knew 20. Found out someone was talking about you: YES 21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend’s list: yeah shhh GENERAL: 22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in really life: most of them I think 24. Do you have any pets: yeah I’ve 2 dogs 25. Do you want to change your name: I think I’m okay with mine 26. What did you do for your last birthday: movie night with my baes 27. What time did you wake up today: 12.30 yeah Christmas holidays bitches 28. What were you doing at midnight last night: texting Char 29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: Christmas dinner, funderland, 5sos in May, junior cert to be over and junior night lol (and eoghans 16th😘🍻) 30. Last time you saw your Mother: 6 hours ago before she went to work 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: panic attacks and being such a fucking lightweight omg 32. What are you listening to right now: the walking dead lol 33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yeah there was one at my Gaeltacht 34. What’s getting on your nerves right now: My brother and sister 35. Most visited webpage: tumble obv 36. Blood type: Idk man 37. Nickname: Midget, fag, slut, 38. Relationship status: single woop 39. Zodiac sign: Auquarius 40. Pronouns: cad? 41. Junior School: dspns, st.peters 43. College/Uni: idk yet maybe ucd? 44. Hair color: brown so boring ugh 45. Long or short: short 46. Height: 5”2 or 5”1 47. Do you have a crush on someone?: Yeahhhh 48. What do you like about yourself?: em… My lips? Idk man 50. Tattoos: no but I REALLY WANT SOME 51. Righty or lefty: righty baby 52. First surgery: haven’t had any 53. First piercing: ears 54. First best friend: Emma awh 55. First sport you joined: gaa/camogie it was nursery with boys and I was like 3 56. First vacation: Greece when I was 8 months old cuteee 58. First pair of trainers: I don’t know RIGHT NOW: 59. Eating: nothing 60. Drinking: nothing 61. I’m about to: watch the whe second season of the walking dead 62. Listening to: nothingg for a change 63. Waiting for: dad to come back with chipper 64. Want kids?: ehh.. Sure 65. Get Married?: yeoooo 66. Career?: sports psychologist WHICH IS BETTER: 67. Lips or eyes: lil bitta both 68. Hugs or kisses: kisses 😘😘 69. Shorter or taller: taller which isn’t hard bc I’m fucKING TINY UGH 70. Older or Younger: older 71. Romantic or spontaneous: romance is spontaneity 72. Nice stomach or nice arms: arMS OH MY GOD 73. Sensitive or loud: both would be good 74. Hook-up or relationship: relationship but I could definitely go for a hook up 75. Trouble maker or hesitant: um both HAVE YOU EVER: 76. Kissed a stranger: yeah 77. Drank hard liquor: yeah 78. Lost glasses/contacts: no 79. Sex on first date: no 80. Broke someone’s heart: yes oops 81. Had your own heart broken: it: yES

84. Cried when someone died: yeah 85. Fallen for a friend: yes and I regret it so much DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 86. Yourself: yeah 87. Miracles: not really 88. Love at first sight: yeah 89. Heaven: no 90. Santa Claus: no but my sister does so shhhh 91. Kiss on the first date: yeah 92. Angels: nope sorry Tagged by @mukefreakshow I don't know people lawl so @fistingspongeward you're up



[mrsmemetrash]

Could I have a ship please? I ship you with Michael so hard oh my god, you guys would be the coolest. You'd both be so sassy with each other, and it would be so cute to watch. You'd basically be everyone's relationship goals :) x

ayyyyy :') this was v v sweet. like im not even a mikey girl but you gave me the biggest mikey feels ever and idk. michael is so lovely isn't he? he makes me smile so big. and idk. he's an angel.

Ship: puppy // sunshine // melissa // chameleon (count ur lucky stars because only the best of the best get a calum ship hahahaha nah just because i think calum is perfection)

Best friend: puppy // sunshine // melissa // chameleon 

Like a brother to you: puppy // sunshine // melissa // chameleon 

Who does what in the relationship;

Cooks romantic dinners as a surprise: you // him // both

Surprises the other with romantic gifts: you // him // both

Buys the other ugly christmas sweaters: you // him // both

Is best at buying christmas gifts: you // him // both

Is the first to text/ call/ skype/ contact whilst he is on tour: you // him // both

Who is the dominant one: you // him // both

Has a raunchy kink: you // him // both

What the kink is: like always dominance/ submission etc.

What song he sings you when you’re sad/ sick etc.: mistletoe - justin bieber (i really don't like justin but oh well)

Rates:

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Compliment: DON'T TOUCH ME. CALUM IS BAE AND I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER I LIKE CALUM OR UR BLOG MORE. BYEEE.