#mui iruma

[animaticx]

I had the fattest day dream with Korekiyo a second ago. (I made this draft two years ago but I would like to share it.)

This one is a long one so let’s see...

So, I had the headcanon that Korekiyo wakes up before everyone because it of his elaborate uniform and he’s just a morning person. While I was thinking about that I was listening to his voice lines also. THEN! I was thinking Kokichi would definitely hook up a recorder to a speaker and just play Korekiyo screaming while everyone was just waking up.

Now, this is how the story begins.

Kokichi beforehand found a recording of Kiyo screaming somewhere and decided to use it for an elaborate prank. He found a fake skeleton (don’t ask him where he got it) and bloodied up some of Korekiyo’s spare clothes for effect. Kokichi then meticulously laid the things around in Kiyo’s room to make it look like a murder occurred. After that, he plays the audio and hides...

They all immediately go to his room to see the scene that Kokichi laid out for them. Panic insues while the real Korekiyo is wondering where everyone is in the cafeteria. Kokichi slips out to deal with him so he won’t ruin the prank. He walks in to greet him. Kiyo asks where everyone is and Kokichi lies and tells him that they’re afraid of him. Ya know like a little shit. For some odd reason, Kiyo believes him. That’s fine. He’s used to being alone. This doesn’t bother him.... much.... yet. Kokichi runs off and ties up some lose ends

[gayestdangantourney]

Who is gayer

[artz16]

Genderbent V3 in GL2

[ryuichirou]

TWST cursing and dirty jokes hcs

Anonymous asked:

Do you have any headcanons for the twst boys and how often they curse? Who curses the most? Who has the dirtiest mouth? Who says the worst things? Who sounds unnatural when they swear?

On the same subject, who likes dirty jokes? Who thinks they’re immature? Who knows the dirtiest most vulgar things and says them on the regular (think Miu Iruma levels of vulgarity)? Who sounds like an inexperienced virgin whenever they crack dirty jokes or says vulgar things?

Anonymous asked:

Do you have head-canons for the Twst boys cursing?

The first ask was sent quite a while ago, and the second one is today; what a good timing, because I already wanted to post this today! Thank you for your request, Anons.

This ask got me super excited. Funny thing is, I don’t really like overusing curse words for some of the characters because it feels like they wouldn’t use it… But I guess a lot of them ended up using it one way or another huh.

When it comes to Mui Iruma levels of vulgarity though, they still have a lot to learn…

Riddle – not only he doesn’t swear, he is also the type of person to say things that could have a different meaning without realising it. Like, he would say the word “come” in a perfectly normal way, and some of the boys from his dorm (Ace) would snicker… or when he said the word “sextant”, and Ace made him repeat it like 5 times by asking seemingly genuine innocent questions about the thing. Riddle absolutely hates when Ace does it, he thinks it’s beyond immature, and frankly, not a lot of things make him as mad as being caught in these “swearing” traps. He also absolutely hates dirty jokes. Riddle has never said the word “fuck” in his life, and he is very proud of it! (only heard it for the first time like 2 or 3 years ago…) I think Riddle genuinely thinks that if someone curses, it’s a sign of their low intelligence.

Ace – he curses all the time. He tries not to do it in front of some senpais (the more strict ones, like Vil or Riddle), but not all of them – he swears in front of Trey, Cater, Jamil and Floyd without holding back at all. But he is also the type that could swear even in front of a professor if he is too pissed off… He definitely got into trouble at least a couple of times for saying “FUCK” out-loud during class. Speaking of class, he likes to think that he has some, and that he isn’t an immature boy laughing at stupid dirty jokes, but he’s delusional about himself: he is an immature boy laughing at stupid dirty jokes. Sometimes he comes up with a roundabout way to call someone a virgin masturbator to tease them (mostly Deuce), but there are times when he just does the “yo mama” thing. Not as often as he used to do when he was a middleschooler though. He also called Riddle a cunt once... but “bitch” is his favourite word.

Deuce – he used to curse a lot; he would say a 10-word sentence, and at least 5 words of the sentence would be some variation of “fuck”. Delinquent baby Deuce called people twats left and right. But now he is extremely ashamed of it, and does his best not to do it… it’s kind of difficult for him because it’s been less than a year + a lot of the swear words used to be his “buffer words” that he would just stick in his speech while he was thinking of some other word, and now he has to think properly and choose his words before speaking… it’s very obvious when he’s trying to come up with another phrasing in his head because he gets silent for a couple of moments lol Still, he can’t actively think about these things all the time, so he says “fuck” every now and then, and then gets instantly embarrassed. Ace makes fun of him for that. As for the dirty jokes, he can’t help but laugh at them sometimes, but he doesn’t say anything himself, not anymore.

Trey – he prefers not to curse, it’s just not his style, plus it isn’t very pleasant to the ear overall. But it’s not like he is 100% innocent either, sometime he would mutter “fuck” quietly to himself if he is frustrated or surprised, but he tries not to do it in front of others. It would ruin the image they have of him… or make him 100 times more attractive somehow, and Trey wouldn’t really want that either! So sometimes he uses some silly phrases instead of cursing, like “fudge brownies”... He doesn’t like dirty jokes, but if they’re funny, he’ll chuckle. Very sneakily though.

Cater – he curses sometimes, but it doesn’t sound like something “heavy” when it comes from him. Maybe it’s because he doesn’t overdo it and says it casually, like “holy shit” or “I’m fucking excited”. Funny enough, he tries to change these words into “frick” or “holy cow” when he’s around freshmen. Yes he knows that both of them curse, but he’s trying to set an example here, right? He loves dirty jokes though! But then again, he would say them in a very sneaky way not to ruin his cute and cool senpai image.

Leona – he curses more than Falena does, and he started to do it exactly to spite Falena. His brother is very proper with his way of speaking, and whenever Leona says something a prince shouldn’t, Falena always looked bothered and disappointed – this is why he got this habit. He doesn’t swear all the time, but whenever he does, it sounds surprisingly fitting and natural. He doesn’t like dirty jokes though; I guess deep inside he is a prince after all.

Ruggie – he knows a lot of curse words, and some of them are very rare, creative and frankly scary sounding, but he doesn’t swear very often – he is very good at controlling himself. He knows that you can seriously affect the way others see you in professional setting if you go around cursing left and right. Still, Ruggie does say “fuck” and “shit” sometimes. And he loves dirty jokes! He doesn’t make those jokes himself, but he would laugh at one if he hears it.

Jack – he doesn’t swear at all, but if he is deeply, extremely angry, then after all the “GRRRRR”s you miiiight hear one “fuck”. But this is such a rare occasion that it’s going to sound weird coming from him. He also doesn’t like it when the word “bitch” is used as a curse word because now he can’t use it normally without having other freshmen giggle… He also hates dirty jokes :( party pooper.

Azul – he doesn’t normally curse, in general, he would prefer not to curse at all, but sometimes, when he speaks you could almost hear him starting to say something bad, and then quickly change it into something else. Azul got one nasty tongue, but it’s mostly hidden… mostly. The Tweels know that Azul could say curse words that would make a lot of people blush (not them though). Azul doesn’t limit himself when he’s talking to them + sometimes mutters to himself angrily. He also picked up some of the words and phrases from Idia. But when it comes to dirty jokes, Azul absolutely hates them and thinks they are the lowest form of comedy. When did you become a comedy expert, Azul?

Jade – sometimes he looks like he is just waiting for the right moment to drop the F-bomb when people around him expect it the least, but he knows that once he does it, this mystique and this tension will be lost forever. It won’t feel like a big deal anymore. So he doesn’t do it… yet. He is waiting for the perfect moment to drop his first F-bomb! <3 He is also a liar though, this isn’t his first F-bomb at all. When it comes to dirty jokes, Jade, surprisingly, loves them when someone else is the target. But he has very high standards for those and wants them to be as nasty as possible! He won’t say it, of course, but he’s always hoping the joking person will go there.

Floyd – oh he curses no problem. He doesn’t make a big deal out of it – this is just the way he speaks. His parents and teachers tried to combat Floyd’s cursing habits, but no one’s ever succeeded at anything… he cursed in front of Crowley once, and Crowley couldn’t even scold him.  Everyone is powerless against Floyd’s “fuck”… He does like dirty jokes every now and then, but they are hit or miss with him. Sometimes he laughs hysterically at the most raunchy immature things ever, but sometimes he just looks disappointed and says “nah that’s just nasty”. He loves teasing Riddle with dirty jokes though… he always reacts in a fun way.

Kalim – he doesn’t swear! He just doesn’t feel the need to. When he was little, he asked Jamil what a “fuck” was… and then there was a moment when he was very confused about pussies and cocks. What an animal farm! The truth is, people don’t really swear around Kalim, so cursing is still sounds very unnatural to him. He doesn’t judge though! But he doesn’t like dirty jokes… they kind of make him uncomfortable? He likes silly toilet humour sometimes though, which is ??? Why, Kalim? As long as it isn’t too gross, I guess…

Jamil – he is the reason why Kalim asked about the meaning behind the “fuck”, and he got in so much trouble for that that he never said anything even remotely dirty around Kalim after that point. He didn’t know Kalim was listening, okay! He was just talking to himself! But yeah, Jamil curses from time to time, but also all the time in his head. He has a never-ending broadcast of repeating “what the actual fuck?” in his head at all times. He’s a bit similar to Azul in a way that you don’t want to know what he thinks… He doesn’t like dirty jokes, but he isn’t a saint – sometimes he would snicker if the joke is witty enough.

Vil – he curses extremely rarely, and he would prefer not to swear at all, but at the same time he thinks that words are just words and there is no need to be precious about it. Still he thinks that swearing at inappropriate place and time is absolutely unacceptable and shows one's disregard to people around them and their lack of self-control, tact and common sense. He lectures poor Epel a lot because Epel has no business bringing his potty mouth to his dorm. I think there are three situations in which Vil could potentially curse: out of intense frustration (super rare), in a sexual setting (who says “penis” when they fuck?) and on film if the script requires it. The latter would be such a jumpscare for everyone who knows him irl… and for his fanbase as well. He doesn’t like dirty jokes 95% of the time, but when the starts align… and if the joke is, once again, witty and not very in-your-face…

Rook – he doesn’t curse at all, but it’s not because he doesn’t like “bad words”. He finds them very poetic, and he probably experimented with them in some of his private poems, but when it comes to his manner of speech, it just doesn’t sound right. Maybe it’s because he never hears those words from the stage when he watches an opera? It’s not like his parents or anyone else prohibited him from swearing at any point in his life. I think if someone hears him say a dirty word, they would be even more shocked than hearing one from Vil. When it comes to dirty jokes Rook actually loves them, because he thinks they express a lot about a person making them. I guess he views them in a very anthropological, culturological and linguistical kind of way. Please don’t ask him what the fuck that even means, he will answer…

Epel – he knows a lot of scary words… some of which are native to the area he grew up in. Being his grandma's little copy, when Epel curses, it’s very powerful and kind of shocking. He can't really swear anymore because Vil WILL wash his mouth with soap, but sometimes he gets carried away. He is similar to Deuce in a way that he gets those “fuck- oh, I mean- geez-“ moments. He loves dirty jokes though, maybe even more than Ace does, and when he doesn’t have to pretend to be a cutie, he says some nasty stuff. Especially when he gets carried away… he loves being provocative and shocking with his jokes, but people around him usually think that he is trying too hard to be edgy sometimes lol

Idia – he swears, and it's not really a big deal to him. People who act all insulted when you use a no-no word are funny to him, especially when they are super self-righteous about it. He thinks that censorship is stupid, and keeping kids away from curse words is also stupid. No one really swears back at his home though, so it's the Internet that made Idia start cursing. He knows a lot of words that people rarely use, but they’re used on certain /boards/… you know, typical Idia behavior. He doesn’t like dirty jokes though: poop jokes are stupid and gross, dick jokes are too dick-obsessed, sex jokes are too overrated. He is yet to hear a funny one. Do better.

Ortho – he used to have a filter in his "head", just so he doesn't start repeating everything he saw on the Internet. So he used to have a no swear rule technically! And he hated it because he always wanted to say the same words Idia said, and it was very difficult for him to find a roundabout way to do it. But now he doesn’t have this filter anymore and he can curse however he wants! The first time he said the word “fuck” felt like magic. Idia (or anyone else) still can’t get used to Ortho cursing though, it sounds so wrong and weird, so Ortho doesn’t do it too much. Also, ironically, he is the one to tell Idia not to use certain words sometimes because he’s being too mean……. Also, Ortho likes dirty jokes because he feels like this is what cool kids are into, and he is a cool kid! But Idia’s disregard towards them still influences him; so he never says anything himself…

Lilia – he is horrible. I think it’s safe to say that he has the biggest library of curse words in his head, some of which went out of style ages ago, but Lilia still uses them from time to time. Well, these days he tries to be more cute, so sometimes he use cuter versions of his favourite swear words; so technically he would also say stuff like “fudge brownies” lol He sounds like a grandpa when he swears, either a sailor grandpa or a cute grumpy grandpa. He is holding back a lot though, no one would survive Lilia’s verbal attack when he’s serious. He loves dirty jokes though! They make him feel young~ Sometimes he goes “boo you’re no fun” because no one else in Diasmonia really likes this type of humour.

Silver – he doesn’t curse. Somehow, being around Lilia or his classmates didn't affect him at all. He knows what these words mean, and it's not like he is avoiding them on purpose, but they just don't stick to him. I guess he is just too pure for this world. He doesn’t  really care about dirty jokes, but when they’re said at someone else’s expense, he would ask not to harass that person. What a knight.

Sebek – he doesn’t curse, and he is extremely righteous about it! Similarly to Riddle, he thinks that people who curse are just swines with low intelligence and no self-control! Lilia is an exception, of course! I think Sebek would actually overload and faint if someone forced him to say a bad word. He curses in other ways, actually, and he thinks that phrases that he chooses are much classier. Like the words “buffoon”… or “swine” of course. Oh, and he absolutely loathes dirty jokes. Like, he would get visibly angry when he hears them.

Malleus – one day when he was younger he felt a little rebellious and dropped a no-no word on Lilia. He still remembers Lilia’s shocked face, it was priceless. Still, Malleus never curses; those words just aren’t in his vocabulary, despite the fact that Lilia is pretty comfortable swearing in front of him. Maybe the time has come for him to shock Lilia again…which word should he choose? Also yeah, no surprises here, he doesn’t like dirty jokes at all. Whenever he hears them, he feels like a teenage sister sitting at her 7 y.o. brother’s birthday while he is telling poop jokes to his friends of the same age. Out of place, awkward, a little grossed out. Sexual jokes are a bit better, but it has to be an extremely classy one said by someone he really really really likes, or he just won’t get it and get mad instead.

[plaindangan]

Miu’s older sister comes to visit her and it turns out she’s the Nun from raincode.

Kaede and Shuichi then quickly figure out who influenced Miu’s behavior

Disclaimer: R18 material! If not to your liking then please do not view!

"Big biiiiiiitch~"

"Hell yeah, little bitch! C'mere!!!" Well, that one way way to greet your sister! Kaede and Shuichi watched the, ah, 'touching' reunione between the Irumas as they hugged each other. By request of Miu to 'act as her friends', they met...a suprising figure at the train station. When Miu mentioned she had an older sister, both Kaede and Shuichi expected a similar 'bitchy inventory' type like Miu.

So to see a crass nun of all things instead a bit of a shock. Still, seems like their personalities were fairly similar. Upon noticing both Kaede and Shuichi, the nun grinned and waved to them.

"Oh? See these are the two you got hooked around your finger? Name's Mui Iruma of the Metal Fox Church. Though everyone calls me Sister Vixen, soon to be manager of the first ever Death Metal Choir!!" Death Metal Choir? Before they could really ask, Vixen walked up to Kaede with a puzzled look on her face.

"O-oh? Um...hi? I'm Kaede Akamatsu and I att-"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, shut it for a quick sec." Turning to Miu, Vixen pointed at Kaede's chest and shouted accusingly.

"Hey, what gives?! You said this bitch had mosquito tits! These clearly ain't mosquito sized! Hell, they'll give your udders a run for their money!"

"H-heeeeeeey!!! U-untrueeeee!!!!" Miu complained, looking very flushed from the insult...all while Kaede wished that she had just opted to say no to Miu. Shuichi started to give her a pat on the back to calm her down, only to flinch back from Vixen suddenly looking at him.

"A-ah? I'm Shuichi? Good to meet you?" A sly, foxy, smile came onto Vixen's face.

"Damn, and this must be the little bitchboy you brag about milking on the 'reg....nice~" Walking up to Shuichi, she started to stroke his chin. "Say, baby, forget her saggy shits and spend the night with me! I'm no priest but I'd love to hear your confessions all night~" As the detective began to babble and blush from how forward she was, Vixen waved her hand and began to chuckle.

"Yeah, right! Sike!! You're cute as shit, but I ain't opening Heaven's gates so easily...least not without dinner first~ Kyahahahahaaha~" As Vixen lost herself in a roar of laughter, both Shuichi and Kaede turned to glare at a shrinking Miu, who was still reeling from the saggy tits comments.

Yeah, this was gonna be a long day.

[wisheduponastar]

Shumai!!! (694 words, M/M)

For Day 7 of @danganronpashipmonths Saioma month. Inspired by the prompt : Musical AU

Kokichi and Shuichi are both rather normal people, except that they've both just got roles in the newest theatre production. Everything is sunshine and rainbows, in reality, but when Kokichi Oma is your boyfriend - something will go wrong in his life. Even if it is just Miu Iruma existing…

Or~ Kokichi is offended by Miu, seemingly for existing. He goes crying to his boyfriend

Read on Ao3 or below

“Shumaiiii!”

Shuichi could recognize that voice anywhere, and he could recognize the exact tone of it as well. It was Kokichi’s ‘i’m-not-that-upset-but-i’m-going-to-cry’ voice, and by the gulping Shuichi could hear, the tears had just started. Setting down his script, Shuichi got to his feet and opened his door. Sure enough, the purple haired boy was just outside his door - eyes glassy with tears. Tears that were falling thick and fast.

He was fairly sure one of the reasons Kokichi had landed the role he did was because Kokichi could cry on cue. It was actually fairly terrifying, how quickly his boyfriend could go from sunshine and smiles to world-ending sobbing. As soon as the door opened, Kokichi barreled into Shuichi as hard as he could - crying openly into Shuichi’s shirt, his arms wrapped around Shuichi.

“Ok,” Shuichi gently tried to extract himself from the others grasp, “What happened?”

“Miu was soooo mean!” Kokichi gripped even harder as Shuichi tried to free himself, although he was nice enough to stop crying over Shuichi’s clothes, “It was so horrible Shumai!”

Mui was probably the source of most of Kokichi’s crying, aside from spilled food or reading sad books and fanfiction. Due to the consistent hugging, Kokichi’s tears had mainly eased up, and his gulps were much smaller now. Sensing the end might be near, Shuichi simply pulled Kokichi a bit closer, smiling as the boy now tried to wiggle away. “Ok, can you explain a bit more?”

“If you stop crushing me,” Kokichi pouted, suddenly able to talk clearly, his tears drying up almost instantly. “You know I hate hugs Shuichi! Or maybe that was just a lie!”

“Was it so upsetting that you needed to cry all over my shirt?” Shuichi asked, somewhat dryly.

“Of course!” Kokichi’s smiling now, and he looks up towards Shuichi, “She was awful.”

“You’re… in the same role, right?” The cast list has only come out today, and Shuichi’s spent most of the time looking over the script he’s been given (as one of three set directors).

Kokichi makes an affirmative hum, then launches into speaking again, “But she’s just the understudy, I got the main role, y’know.”

“And I’m very proud of you,” Shuichi says genuinely, “You worked hard for that role.”

“Actually,” Kokichi grins, “Musicals are my real ultimate, being the supreme leader was just a lie!”

“Careful, you’ll begin to worry some of the older students.”

Kokichi laughs, “I am fear, I am their demise! They should fear me.”

“So the Miu thing really wasn’t that awful,” Shuici says, holding up his shirt regretfully.

“Yes it was!” Kokichi insists with intensity, “It made me cry, Shumai.”

Shuichi resisted the urge to point out just how many things could make Kokichi cry, and instead settled for some more sympathetic patting, “Do you want to come in?”

“Obvi.” Kokichi waltzed in, briefly looking to his chair and making dramatic falling motions, before his eyes suddenly lit up. Moving fast, he went to the kitchen table, “Ooo, you have a script.”

“Shumai - you got the set director role!” Kokichi had a genuine smile on his face, and he immediately came up to Shuichi, eyes shining with pride, “I expected nothing less from you!”

“Thank you, Kokichi.”

“If you didn’t I would’ve blackmailed them for you, y’know,” Kokichi put on his innocent smile again, briefly winking at Shuichi. Pulling out Shuichi’s chair, Kokichi quickly sat down on it, flipping over the script (while also keeping Shuichi’s page). Eyes scanning over the pages, Kokichi eventually spoke up, “Wow, you’ve had this script for what, five hours?”

“Four,” Shuichi corrects, going over and sitting next to his boyfriend, “Why?”

“Why?” Kokichi makes a sweeping gesture, showing all the already written notes, “You’re such a theatre kid, Shumai.”

“You’re the one who’s got a main role,” Shuichi says, “And being a theatre kid is essentially you’re ultimate, right?”

Kokichi makes an offended gasp, “I am not a theatre kid. I am much above any categorization that puts me with peasants.”

“Peasants like me?” Shuichi asks wryly, being rewarded with a small laugh.

“You’re my exception,” Kokichi explains, “You should be very honoured.”

“Thank you.”

[simplyluunaa]

˙⊹ ੈ✰[Danganronpa Masterlist]✰ ੈ⊹˙

-ˏˋ. Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc ˊˎ-

˚₊·—̳͟͞͞♡⟢ Boys

Makoto Naegi -ˏˋ. Love Language ˊˎ-

Byakuya Togami -ˏˋ. Love Language ˊˎ-

Chihiro Fujisaki -ˏˋ. Love Language ˊˎ-

Hifumi Yamada -ˏˋ. Love Language ˊˎ-

Kiyotaka Ishimaru -ˏˋ. Love Language ˊˎ- -ˏˋ. Finding You Almost Dead ˊˎ-

Leon Kuwata -ˏˋ. Love Language ˊˎ-

Mondo Owada -ˏˋ. Love Language ˊˎ- -ˏˋ. Finding You Almost Dead ˊˎ- -ˏˋ. Transmac + Chubby reader ˊˎ-

Yasuhiro Hagakure -ˏˋ. Love Language ˊˎ-

˚₊·—̳͟͞͞♡⟢ Girls

Aoi Asahina -ˏˋ. Love Language ˊˎ- -ˏˋ. Finding You Almost Dead ˊˎ-

Celestia Ludenberg -ˏˋ. Love Language ˊˎ-

Junko Enoshima -ˏˋ. Love Language ˊˎ-

Kyoko Kirigiri -ˏˋ. Love Language ˊˎ- -ˏˋ. Finding You Almost Dead ˊˎ-

Mukuro Ikusaba -ˏˋ. Love Language ˊˎ-

Sakura Ogami -ˏˋ. Love Language ˊˎ- -ˏˋ. Finding You Almost Dead ˊˎ-

Sayaka Maizono -ˏˋ. Love Language ˊˎ-

Toko Fukawa -ˏˋ. Love Language ˊˎ- -ˏˋ. Finding You Almost Dead ˊˎ-

Genocider Syo -ˏˋ. Love Language ˊˎ- -ˏˋ. Finding You Almost Dead ˊˎ-

-ˏˋ. Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair ˊˎ-

˚₊·—̳͟͞͞♡⟢ Boys

Hajime Hinata ...nothing yet

Ultimate Imposter ...nothing yet

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu ...nothing yet

Gundham Tanaka -ˏˋ. Transmac + Chubby reader ˊˎ- -ˏˋ. Stopping them from killingˊˎ-

Kazuichi Soda ...nothing yet

Nagito Komaeda -ˏˋ. Stopping them from killingˊˎ-

Nekomaru Nidai ...nothing yet

Teruteru Hanamura -ˏˋ. Stopping them from killingˊˎ-

Ultimate Imposter ...nothing yet

˚₊·—̳͟͞͞♡⟢ Girls

Akane Owari ...nothing yet

Chiaki Nanami ...nothing yet

Hiyoko Saionji ...nothing yet

Ibuki Mioda ...nothing yet

Mahiru Koizumi ...nothing yet

Mikan Tsumiki ...nothing yet

Peko Pekoyama ...nothing yet

Sonia Nevermind ...nothing yet

-ˏˋ. Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony ˊˎ-

˚₊·—̳͟͞͞♡⟢ Boys

Shuichi Saihara ...nothing yet

Gonta Gokuhara -ˏˋ. Falling asleep on them ˊˎ- -ˏˋ. With a reader afraid of bugs ˊˎ-

Keebo ...nothing yet

Kaito Momota ...nothing yet

Kokichi Oma ...nothing yet

Korekiyo Shinguji -ˏˋ. Transmac + Chubby reader ˊˎ-

Rantaro Amami ...nothing yet

Ryoma Hoshi ...nothing yet

˚₊·—̳͟͞͞♡⟢ Girls

Kaede Akamatsu ...nothing yet

Angie Yonaga ...nothing yet

Himiko Yumeno ...nothing yet

Kirumi Tojo -ˏˋ. Falling asleep on them ˊˎ-

Maki Harukawa ...nothing yet

Mui Iruma ...nothing yet

Tenko Chabashira -ˏˋ. Falling asleep on them ˊˎ-

Tsumugi Shirogane -ˏˋ. General NSFW ˊˎ-

-ˏˋ. Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls ˊˎ-

˚₊·—̳͟͞͞♡⟢ Warriors of Hope (Please note, any headcanons/fics of the Warriors of Hope will be purely platonic!!)

Jataro Kemuri ...nothing yet

Kotoko Utsugi ...nothing yet

Masaru Daimon ...nothing yet

Nagisa Shingetsu -ˏˋ. With an autistic reader ˊˎ-

˚₊·—̳͟͞͞♡⟢ Other

Komaru Naegi ...nothing yet

-ˏˋ. Danganronpa 3: The End of Hope's Peak High School ˊˎ-

˚₊·—̳͟͞͞♡⟢ Boys

Kyosuke Munakata ...nothing yet

Koichi Kizakura ...nothing yet

Juzo Sakakura ...nothing yet

Sonosuke Izayoi ...nothing yet

Ryota Mitarai ...nothing yet

Daisaku Bandai ...nothing yet

Great Gozu ...nothing yet

˚₊·—̳͟͞͞♡⟢ Girls

Seiko Kimura ...nothing yet

Chisa Yukizome ...nothing yet

Miya Gekkgahara ...nothing yet

Ruruka Ando ...nothing yet

[flan-tasma]

Enferma de amor (Iruma Miu x K1-B0)

Una vez me pidieron hacer un one shot de un ship de Danganronpa para una editorial en la que estaba. Al final salí de esa editorial, pero me llevé lo que escribí conmigo, y quería darle una oportunidad a este escrito, espero les guste

Existen diferentes formas de empezar un buen día, la mayoría de ellas coinciden en que un desayuno balanceado es una parte fundamental para tener la energía suficiente para el transcurso de las horas. Para un hombre como él era más complicado.

Su rutina empezaba temprano, una encantadora mujer encendía las luces poco a poco en la habitación y le ayudaba con sus alimentos. Con una apariencia llamativa y una sonrisa que brillaba por los pasillos del hospital, la joven rubia logró ganarse el cariño de quienes eran protegidos por sus enfermedades, se convirtió en la joya más preciada por su amabilidad.

Era un lunes por la mañana, y el albino había despertado hace un par de minutos, sin embargo, las luces no se encendieron como normalmente ocurría. La ventana no dejaba que la luz entre, la sombra del amanecer dominaba la habitación, tal vez esa era la primera señal que debió tomar en cuenta.

Un enfermero llegó, tarde y con prisa, a llevarle su desayuno. Sentía curiosidad por la joven que naturalmente lo acompañaba, y se vio reflejada en su mirada cristalina.

—Iruma-chan no pudo venir hoy, lo siento —la explicación era vaga, ni siquiera esperó una nueva pregunta cuando una cuchara llena esperaba a cumplir su labor.

La siguiente señal que debió alertarlo llegó en forma de murmullos, otros pacientes compartieron el rumor de que la señorita había renunciado días después. Otra vez la curiosidad actuó y le hizo preguntar a su actual cuidador sobre el paradero de la chica, nuevamente sin lograr nada más que una respuesta vacía que no le ayudaba en absoluto. Y aun así bajó la cabeza y guardó silencio, como por lo general hacía.

Tal vez una muy mala costumbre, pero sentía tan pocas ganas de molestar a los demás que incluso una simple palabra libre a la interpretación y que lo llegara a confundir podría mantenerlo controlado.

Pasaron dos días desde que la mujer ya no asistía al hospital, las palabras segu��an volando en la mente del chico junto a los recuerdos de la chica que le gustaba. Había aceptado que posiblemente dejó su puesto en el lugar para dedicarse a cumplir sus sueños, aquellos hermosos artefactos que no solo sostenían una gran inteligencia, sino que también tenían tanto valor sentimental para ambos.

—Soy muy inteligente y capaz. —la rubia alardeó durante un paseo por el hospital, teniendo esa mirada que encantó al albino. No importaba si se la dedicaba unos cortos segundos, ese tiempo serían las horas más felices de toda su vida— Si yo quisiera, podría ayudarte con tu falta de brazos; si yo quisiera, podría hacer una mano para el chico raro del cuarto de al lado.

—¿Crees que tengo… arreglo?

La pregunta era tonta, lo sabía, y aun así valía la pena por la sonrisa arrogante que tenía la chica en su hermoso rostro. Tan cerca de su corazón que sus propios sentimientos, la dama apuntó a su pecho sin idea alguna de lo que estaba haciendo en la cabeza del paciente. Era tan bello, tan cálido, si afuera estaba empezando a nevar o no, si todo el mundo se congelaba, Iruma Miu soltó una risa de burla.

—¡Ni bien triunfe en la industria, serás mi primer gran premio!.

Como una estudiante dedicada, su talento en la creación de inventos era magistral. Había hablado de sus creaciones con algunos pacientes antes, incluido él. Demostraba su inteligencia cada que podía, alardeaba de manera casi ególatra sin importar si lastiman los sentimientos ajenos. Pero siempre fue diferente con él. Siendo un paciente con amnesia, la falta de brazos era solo un problema en una larga lista.

Habían reportado un accidente cerca de una construcción, algo había salido mal y una gran carga de material había caído sobre él. Eso había dicho el periódico del día después, pero el caso no siguió dando más información que le sirviera para recordar algo de su vida, no contaba con su credencial y ningún familiar lo había reconocido después de que su nombre fuera expuesto en todos los diarios y noticias por unos días. Había acabado en una fundación de caridad al otro lado del país, sin un nombre o una edad determinada, su único equipaje valioso era su laguna mental.

Si no recordaba su pasado o no, o si no parecía lo suficientemente fuerte como para ganar el aprecio de su cuidadora, Miu había logrado ser menos grosera mientras lo cuidara. Su cariño se demostraba en pequeñas acciones que lograban acelerar su pulso, sentía que iba a caer desmayado por la vergüenza. “Lindo”, lo dijo una vez sin intenciones de molestarlo, era un comentario dulce que susurraron sus labios, pero recuerda casi escupir el agua por la impresión. Una carcajada, bella e inocente, adornada con el colorido rosado de su boca que casi pintaba su cara completa. La señorita es hermosa, ha pasado ya largas noches sin poder quitar su figura de sus sueños, cerrar sus ojos con el objetivo de descansar era en vano pues su único pensamiento era Iruma Miu.

—Extrañas a Iruma-chan, ¿verdad? —la enfermera Tsumiki le había preguntado durante la cena, era una nueva costumbre encontrar a la enfermera, era la más experimentada de entre todos los encargados del cuidado, pero era complicado encontrarla con tanta frecuencia— Realmente estamos en problemas ahora, a causa del recorte de presupuesto se debió hacer recorte del personal, aunque nos está costando algo de vida en el hospital.

Los pasillos que antes sufrían de un agradable tráfico se notaban más vacíos, incluso la cafetería ya ni siquiera les permitía la entrada. Los divertidos pasantes, el chef que regalaba golosinas caseras, poco a poco todo se perdía por la falta de dinero. La situación daba mucho de qué pensar. ¿Y qué les ocurrirá a los pacientes si se llegara a acabar el presupuesto?

—Deberías estar feliz por ella —volvió a hablar la enfermera al no recibir una respuesta anterior—, me enteré que estaba dedicando más tiempo a sus estudios, habrá un concurso de ciencia dentro de dos semanas y ella estará participando.

Una noticia, una muy buena noticia.

— ¡Cuando Iruma-chan participe, de seguro ganará!

La voz de la mujer no sonaba tan tímida como antes, se notaba mucho más alegre que de costumbre. Lo hizo feliz, de alguna manera, ambos compartían una emoción— Cuando gane, me aseguraré de hablarle por los dos. Recibirá tus felicitaciones, te lo prometo.

Esa definitivamente debió ser su siguiente gran advertencia.

Existen diferentes formas de empezar un buen día, la mayoría de ellas coinciden en que un desayuno balanceado es una parte fundamental para tener la energía suficiente para el transcurso de las horas. Para una mujer como ella era más fácil el día de hoy que anteriores veces.

Su mochila estaba lista, cargada de todo lo que podría necesitar a lo largo de la jornada. Tenía suficientes herramientas limpias, su preciado cuaderno que guiaría su camino y no podía olvidar los apetitosos snacks por si se cansaba, por lo que llegó a la parada del autobús con tranquilidad.

Saludó a sus vecinos con un gesto dulce, tarareando una melodía suave mientras subía su transporte directo al hospital. Su cabeza estaba en otro lado definitivamente, perdida en un mar de incoherencias casi predecibles, atemorizantes, a diferencia de su rostro tan contento que parecía escuchar una agradable banda sonora por sus audífonos. Nada sospechoso hasta que por la ventana identificó el gran edificio donde trabajaba, al que entró saludando con gran tranquilidad.

—Buenos días, ¿Ha llegado el jefe?

—No, pero… —el guardia parecía confuso por la presencia de la rubia— Iruma-san, pensé que renunció a su cargo, o que la habían despedido.

—Déjame adivinar, lo escuchaste por ahí como rumores —el joven asintió, haciendo reír a la encantadora señorita— Si lo escuchas como rumor, no sirve. Si te lo dice un desconocido, de nada cuenta, nunca sabrás la verdad a menos que el protagonista lo diga.

—Como diga usted. Puede pasar.

Una mirada. El cielo, inalcanzable desde tan dominante altura, chocaba contra las olas del mar y la espuma. Una catástrofe impecable sonreía en silencio en forma de promesa, pidiendo algo a cambio por los deseos que concedería ese día.

Ishimaru también cometió un error (menos grave que el pecado de Tsumiki) al permitir que el diablo entrara a un sitio tan humilde. Su camino ahora era directo a las habitaciones de los pacientes del piso dos, dejando un rastro de desgracia en su extenso camino a la obsesión.

El primero debía ser algo tranquilo, era un pequeño niño al final de cuentas. Si la piedad era justa, era la opción que tomará a la hora de recoger a un infante que durmió con una última sonrisa en su rostro. Los pasillos del segundo piso destacaban por ser los más afortunados, se rumoreaba que ahí vivía un espíritu muy poderoso y amable que ayudaba a los enfermos a sanar.

—Muy buenos días —entró a la siguiente habitación sosteniendo fuerte su mochila, la mujer de una cabellera anaranjada le sonrió débilmente.

—Miu-chan —llamó con la poca alegría que podía demostrar por su cuerpo deteriorándose poco a poco— Es maravilloso que volvieras, nunca supe por qué dejaste de trabajar en el hospital.

—Debía terminar algunas tareas antes de acabar con mi deber aquí —la mujer demostró su confusión con una mueca mientras agitaba su mano, llamando al monstruo que tenía un arma blanca a sus espaldas— La razón por la que vine aquí, Chisa-san: demostraré que no hay fuerza mayor a la ciencia, y los verdaderos dioses somos aquellos que la dominamos con maestría.

—¿Está relacionado con el concurso al que entraste recientemente?

La rubia asintió cuando la almohada a su lado había cubierto el rostro de la maestra, su boca tenía prohibido soltar algún ruido alto mientras el metal de un afilado cuchillo perforaba su interior una vez. El filo jugaba, causando la mayor cantidad de daño posible y acariciando la carne fresca de una débil mujer que casi ni protestó por conservar la vida. Una segunda vez enterró el arma, se transformaron en tres, cuatro. Perdiendo la cuenta exacta, la sangre brotaba de la piel manchando las pulcras sábanas que alguna vez cubrieron cálidamente un cuerpo viviente.

Anoche no pudo dormir de la emoción. La noche anterior a esa tampoco, y la anterior fue igual. Desde que la idea magistral había invadido su cabeza, nada lograba excitarla tanto como ahora, su imaginación nunca sería suficiente ahora que comía de esa vil manzana. El sabor rojo era exquisito, su adrenalina aumentaba con cada mordida a la desgraciada tentación, era tan adictivo que sus planes se nublaron durante varias habitaciones donde no siguió un protocolo correcto y apegado al plan inicial, todo se había ido al demonio desde que sus emociones tocaron límite y sentía tocar el cielo. Su cabeza dolía, golpeaba el interior de su cabeza con fuerza en forma de aviso, un llamado de alerta que no le permitía pensar correctamente. Si estaba perdiendo la compostura o no, su objetivo seguía en pie, los pacientes serían alejados de su vida mortal de manera horrorosa, no se les permitiría gozar de una misericordia si no lo merecían de verdad.

El que no haya nadie en ese piso no era cuestión de suerte, Miu no se permitía caminar por la cuerda floja a menos que tenga una colchoneta donde caer. Los encargados habían sido quitados del camino en sospechosas circunstancias que no tenían que ver con ella de manera directa. Conocía las vidas y pasatiempos de muchos después de trabajar codo con codo durante meses de tortura. Unas cuantas palabras bastaron para lograr que la mayoría de hombres fueran despedidos por sospechas de acoso contra sus compañeros. La otra mitad salieron por la gran falta de dinero mensual en sus bolsillos, y muchas mujeres dejaron sus puestos por la poca calidad de vida que se le daba a los pacientes, de eso sí podía ser llamada culpable. ¿Quién se imaginaría que una bonita y pequeña botella de perfume causaría tanto daño como para acabar con la vida de cuatro o cinco inútiles, todo eso en algunas cuantas semanas?

No teniendo a nadie más que probar, pudo darse el lujo de llegar a la habitación que deseaba su presencia. Esa mirada. El cielo que iluminaba ahora desde una distancia prudente, chocaba contra unas sombrías olas del mar. Una calamidad bañada en rojo viviente le sonreía en silencio, pidiendo algo a cambio por los deseos que concedería dentro de poco.

—¿Miu-san? —nada coherente saldría de la boca del albino, no mientras su respiración y acelerados latidos se escuchaban tan alto que su cerebro no comprendía lo que se mostraba frente suyo.

—¿Recuerdas cuando prometí que te arreglaría, mi esperanza?

Un mazo que al llegar al hospital gozaba de una cabeza limpia, ahora la sangre lo adornaba. La que alguna vez fue su hermosa cuidadora era una alucinación, tal vez un recuerdo de mejores días. Iruma Miu alzó el mazo y se acercaba al chico en estado de shock, incapaz de comprender la razón de tales acciones contra él.

—Voy a darte una mejor vida, amor. Te llevaré conmigo, te convertiré en algo maravilloso y digno de admirar. ¡Te lo prometo, cariño! ¡Ahora seremos tú y yo!

—Miu-san, ¿Qué has hecho?

No le agradaba esa respuesta, no le agradaba la manera en que miraba con terror todo su atuendo sucio. Estaba a punto de demostrarlo hasta que un movimiento rápido la hizo lanzar el primer golpe. Trató de correr de ella alejándose de su cama, intentó correr a la puerta, pero el mazo golpeo sus costillas con fuerza y cayó al suelo. Su pecho dolía, su corazón roto por la rubia frente suyo que lo regañaba por obligarla a romperlo.

—Vámonos de aquí, querido —dijo la chica tomando el mazo encima del agonizante chico para darle en la cabeza— Tenemos que convertirte en un Dios.

El juez no tenía palabras, había aguantado las ganas de vomitar luego de que la historia completa fuera contada con lujo de detalles. No deseaba seguir allí, durante toda la hora en la que Iruma Miu reveló lo que había hecho con el pobre muchacho había vuelto a su época de infancia donde deseaba escapar de los monstruos del armario. Se le fueron otorgados dos sobres amarillos, inofensivos a primera vista, una pesadilla mientras leías las torturas que tuvo que vivir el pobre niño en las fotografías, cosido a diversas pieles putrefactas y en mal estado, su cara no se reconocería de no ser por el reporte médico visto antes. Las lágrimas de un padre salieron como signo de empatía a una familia que no lo sabía, pero había perdido a su hijo hace pocas semanas.

—¿Una… última declaración?

Miu alzó su mirada perdida, casi sin vida, mantuvo silencio durante un rato y saltó toda su frustración, aclamando amar a quien había llamado K1B0, culpando al mundo por haber dañado a su amante y obligarlo a vivir para siempre una vida infeliz.

—¡Me negaron crear un ser maravilloso! — gritó ahora culpando a los presentes— ¡Me negaron formar un futuro feliz con mi novio!

El mallete cerró el caso del día, dando pena de muerte a Iruma Miu tras el asesinato de más de veinte personas.

[olier-ffbe]

Damas y caballeros fue un placer ver este anime con ustedes. Pues no hay mucho que decir los veteranos ya saben de que trata este anime y los nuevos un anime de comedia muy entretenido que puedes ver de golpe lo recomiendo si si si 10/10. El anime se llama Mairimashita! Iruma-kun 3rd Season. #anime

[meowizard]

I'M LOSING MY MINDS HERE WE GO

Things to note:

NAGITO IN A PONYTAIL

KYOKO IN A PONY TAIL

MIU IN A PONYTAIL

Kokichis suit why is it

Why is it a fit tho-

Kazuichi looking like the professor from narnia but creepy get that tougue back in boi

Chihiro looks like a leprechaun I'm so sorry

Wait fuck

No I'm gonna say it

Onceler chihiro

!!! Steampunk??!! Shuichi!!

Sakura. Just... ✨Sakura✨

I'm sorry what in the hell is mahiru wearing

Sonias dress??? Hello?? Imma boutta kin kaz and SIMP

Gundam too hsvdjshsj who knew

Me

I knew

Yknow what else I knew? Gundams scarf is a comfort thing

He never takes it off and wraps it closer when he's embarrassed like prove me wrong u can't

IBUKI IBUKI IBUKI MY LOVE

The ships that are all next to one another

Conclusion? All canon.

Imposter and Byakuya wearing similar cloak-things idk you can just say ur rich and leave

I'm sorry I was sleeping on cELESTIA

Leon's is kinda a fit too

I know I talk shit about them but I would wear all of these

How many layers does keebo have on I can't see

Going back to kokichi WHY DOES HE LOOK SO GOOD

Idk dude

I'm hyped

I'll add more wait a sec

Rantaro say yeehaw brain go brrr

Kirumi looks like an undercover 1800s detective that no one expects bc she's female but the next second she has the culprit at knife point

I was sleeping on akane VOGUES SALES JUST SHOT WAY UP

Did that make sense?

Absolutely not but akane supremacy

[animaticx]

Alright, So if Fuyuhiko gets adopted by Mondo and, hypothetically, ishimondo. Would that mean that he’s an agressive moral compass baby gansta?

Yes

Especially with disrespectful younger siblings and friends

[nendo-town]

I have decided something: I'm tired of people pretending like they dislike Teruteru Hanamura because he's a perv. Especially when you like/kin Toko/Syo, Kazuichi, and ESPECIALLY Mui. Like??? Its the same damn thing, if not WORSE!!! Like, I genuinely don't care if you dislike Teruteru, cause you don't have to like him, its not legally require, idgaf really. But don't say you hate him cause he's perverted and have a Mui pfp. Say you dislike his vibes, or his talking annoys you, but don't mention his personality. You look stupid doing so.

[plaindangan]

Miu was hoping to be the center of attention at the beach with her new skimpy bikini that she just bought unfortunately everyone seems to have their eyes on either Hiroko, Celes or Sakura.

Even her older sister The Nun was teasing Miu as Nun also had so many admirers on her, all of them enjoying the way she insulted them.

Disclaimer: R18 material! If not to your liking then please do not view!

It's not faiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir!!!

When Miu bought her swimsuit, a leopard print slingkini that left very little to the imagination, she thought becoming the star of summer was gonna be easy as making a virgin cum!!!!

Problem was that the virgins weren't cooperating!! Nooo, instead they rather be smushed into the tits of mommys like Hiroko (who'd gladly do so for some food)! Some wanted and even begged for a flustered Sakura to crush them with her thighs or feel her hardy abs!! And then you got Celeste raking in the dough by having people PAY her to sit on their faces or stomp on them like the mean goth she was!!

"Fuckin' bullshit!!" Miu swore and seethed, stomping her feet as guys and gals from all over were swooning over just about every DR girl archetype besides her!!! "These people have no taste!!!!"

"I'm tellin' ya, sis, you're being too obvious!! People like girls with a bit more subtleties~" teased her old sister, the Nun - Mui Iruma! Growling, Miu turned behind her, ready to give Mui a piece of her mind.

"As if you're one to ta-WHAT!! Awww, that's not faiiiiiiiiiiir!!!" she complained and started to pull at her hair. For what it's worth Mui was wearing her habit and simple black one piece - which was much more conservative than Miu's. However, gives how much her own set of milkers were straining against the tight thing and how it had her own full, soft, thighs in full view - adding in the appeal of a nun being on the beach - it was little wonder Mui had her own fangirls and fanboys flocking to her.

"Can I give my confession?~"

"Does it look like I'm fuckin' priest, dumbass~"

"Please, let me lay on your lap!!"

"Sure, just give me a friggin' minute to find a paddle to beat your ass with!!"

"Wanna 'pray' together?~"

"Sure, and we can pray on why the Hell you got a shitty boner in your pants~"

She was vulgar as Miu, but it was clear that it just turned the crowd on and made them so damn horny for wanting the nun, much to the older Iruma's delight!

And the younger Iruma's chagrin!

[ask-the-v3hosts]

Some Host Club Valentines Day cards

(Happy Valentines day, sorry for not being active. Back at college and I’ve been doing these in my free time.I’ll do the rest of the hosts later in the year.)

[dulceskulls]

An au idea I have and plan to extend. This is not an original idea but rather inspired by ones I seen around.

So this would take place after sdr2 and if, dr3. The v3 kids are displaced after the apocalypse and most are placed under the care of the former despairs. I don't have a grasp of who is who with yet but I have for others.

Mui is under Souda's care.

Tenko is under Akane's (and Nekomaru?) care.

Ouma is under Hinata and Komaeda's care.

Tsumugi is under Imposter's care.

I have a plan to design the v3 kids with major aspects of their beta designs and they grow into their offical designs as they are older. For example, Mui takes inspiration from Souda and learns to develop her taste of style. If you have any questions about the au, ask away!

[porcelain-dionysus]

A character base for a danganronpa au i’m working on. Points if you recognise it