#muh vids

[futzfuck]

I find it so fucking hilarious that lily orchard calls people bigots for saying her content is bad when the content itself HEAVILY evokes that era of edgy “anti-SJW” criticism. Like i was watching her content and mf E;R at the same time. Like, they guy who defined gender as “what your brain believes your sex is”.

Now, im not gonna claim that lily is a bigot just because her content reminds me of a different edgy youtuber (shes a bigot bc she misgenders ppl she doesn’t like and uses more slurs than a drunk sailor), but i grew out of both of their content for the same reason: it’s boring and i never feel like i learn anything. Like i love the YMS Lion King live action review bc bro does his research and i learn more about how film works as a result, as well as music. He can get angry and frustrated at the work itself but the layers of why its bad are always explained in a way that’s inherently informative. Shit like lily orchard and E;R feel more like a public stoning than any kind of dissection or critique. Its blunt and unrefined, and the only thing i take from it is that you don’t like this piece of media, so its bad? But if you point out that the critiques are shallow you’re suddenly a bigot or “triggered”. As someone who writes and makes art themselves i don’t find that compelling at all, nor do i think that content should be revered. I often rewatch reviews from people like YMS, Hbomberguy, Lindsey Ellis, Folding Ideas, etc. because they hold up well and i love relearning or relistening to the narrative of their criticism. I tried to rewatch stuff from Lily when i was 15 and quit halfway through. Even short clips i see of her content now make me more and more proud of 15 year old me for realizing, even if only bc it was boring to me at the time, that her content just wasn’t for me. Im glad i was able to find media criticism that taught me more about stories and makes my own writing stronger for it.

[theespeakerboxxx]

To add on to what the previous anon said about Lorch, remember how she brought up the atrocities going on in Palestine ONE time as a shitty joke in her Hazbin Hotel vid? How about the multiple times she's joked about school shootings in America? She can bitch about 'muh representation!!1!!' till the cows come home but God forbid she actually talk about real issues in the world that actually matter because that'd just expose how much of an uneducated loser she actually is. It's like people's suffering is some trap card she uses. "See! I know what's going on in the world! I'm so smart and aware!"

mb this took awhile to get to

yeah lily has no idea what the current state of the world is. her own bubble she cultivated is all she knows, and if anyone dares to pop it with genuine concerns, they’re shot down

like let’s be fr. if lily cared about gays, trans people, black and brown people, abuse, mental health, wouldn’t she do her research on these topics instead of regurgitating the same opinion made from ignorance, stretched out over the course of all her videos?

she can go on rants about how the diamonds from SU are nazis and have killed innocents, yet, says she doesn’t care about the palestinian conflict, and tells them to fight it out and die!?

also for the school shooting joke, she probably feels inclined to make them because she wrote a manifesto and tried to shoot up her own... embarasssinggggg!

[bear-man74]

Random again

some adult stuff in there

Why is ketchup so unbearably sweet?

Is there ketchup that just tastes like tomatoes and no sugar at all

Muh

Banana ketchup

Why is American milk in jugs? It's so much less efficient

Does wonder bread do whole too or just white?

Why does dad watch yt vids that are basically boob p*rn on the tv while I'm still in the room? I don't want to see that shit, i told you a billion times I'm gay and yet you don't seem to care. "Gay ppl like boobs tho" not this gay guy! I think it's nasty. It's like kissing. Horrid.

Sorry about the mini rant, cass.

Jerma..

Him..

Guh

If noone is allowed in or out of Turkmenistan are the citizens forced to do incest?

Muh

Is obama okay

Can i realistically lose the final 65lbs of fat before starting college in September?

Maybe just 20..

Enter the 250s..

I can't even eat an entire bag of pretzels with cream cheese anymore.. less than half the bag now..

E

Antiperspirant for the ass

Are laxatives taken from the ass or the mouth

Hi ant

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[anawkwardlady]

i thjnk beato and / or alois should go in the cat panini press they have at vets for the bad cats (said with love in my heart)

ANON, you have THE vision. Also it literally happened to both of them, proof here for Beato (sound on, everyone remembers)

"Milady please breath and count to one hundred in your head while you relax in the panini press"

(and i'll put Alois in another post because we can only upload one vid per post, muh :()

[kudzucataclysm]

i watch a couple hours worth of commercial fishing and fish mongering vids and all of a sudden muh brains all “we should make a wip based off this shit”

[calamari-chaos]

Any time before 2020: little Timmy wants to grow up to be a cat omg how adorable put that vid on AFV

Ever since: THE DAMN SJW WOKEISTS BRAINWASHING MUH KID

its "think of the children" and "let kids be kids" but they won't even let a 9 year old pretend to be a cat without causing a moral panic. they won't let little girls wear anything that might show their fucking shoulders in school and teach them that their bodies are inherently sexual and they should be ashamed of it. they won't even let a five year old boy cry without making fun of him for it. nor will they condemn it if an adult woman pursues a teenage boy, so long as it's straight. "protect children" my ass.

[halbdaemon-kite]

So, I saw this clip from a vine compilation and afterwards spent about 40 minutes amusing myself with the thought “what if the RK900 is not stoic and serious like the popular headcanon goes, but is a actually a complete and utter dumbass”. And I mean “dumbass” not in that he’s stupid, I mean, like, instead of trying to relate to his partner (Gavin obviously lol), by attempting to awkwardly smalltalk about dogs and basketball, he just downloads a bunch of stale memes, because duh, that’s what a millenial/gen zedder likes obviously. And it all just goes downhill from there.

RK900: *uses some insanely cringey pick up line to break the ice with Gavin* Gavin: *flips his shit* RK900: “Wow, you should really calm down. All that shouting isn’t good for your updog.” Gavin: *hasn’t heard that one in about 18 years* “What’s ‘updog’?” RK900: *dabs* Gavin: “THAT HASN’T BEEN FUNNY IN 20 FECKING YEARS!” … In the background we see Connor turn to Hank. Connor: “What is ‘updog’?” Hank: *without missing a beat* “Nothing much, you?” Connor: ????¿??

RK900 and Gavin chase a suspect through some building. Suspect catches the elevator. Gavin: “Feck! The staircase is on the other end of that fecking hall, we lost him!” RK900: “YEET!” *jumps out of 4th floor window, striking a pose* Gavin: DDD:<

Gavin: *rants about some stupid shit* RK900: “Oh no, that is so sad.” *Despacito starts playing softly in the background*

Gavin: *tries to bully RK900* RK900: *T-poses* Gavin: “STOP IT WITH THOSE FECKING OLD ASS MEMES!”

Gavin: *falls down some stairs* RK900: “Big mood.” Gavin: “THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE!”

RK900: “Hey Gavin, you know what?” Gavin: “I don’t care.” RK900: “According to all known laws of aviation…” Gavin: “NO!”

RK900: *realizes that he can fully recline his office chair* :D Gavin: *has a feeling of dread* RK900: *rolls around desk so that Gavin can see him* 8D Gavin: *softly* “Noooo…”

RK900: *talking to another coworker* “... Yeah, I think the reason Gavin likes me so much, is because I’m just radiating big dick energy.” Gavin: *from across the office* “YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A DICK! AND ALSO I HATE YOU!” RK900: *smiles fondly*

Gavin: *sneezes* Some coworker: “Caught a cold?” RK900: *before Gavin can reply**puts hand on chest theatrically and wipes away nonexistent tear* “I’m afraid it’s worse. He has a terminal case of lig…” Gavin: “IF YOU FINISH THIS FECKING JOKE, I WILL DRAG YOUR PLASTIC ASS INTO THE NEXT TRASH COMPACTOR!” *has a coughing fit*

Hank & Connor: *watching from the other side of the office* Hank: *pats Connors back and thanks the gods that he got the cute one*

Bonus: RK900: *sets something ablaze with his bare fucking hands* Gavin: “Holy shit! How did you do that?” RK900: “It’s called a Flammenwerfer, Gavin. It werfs Flammen.” Gavin: *looks like he wants to die* RK900: :D Gavin: “You know what. I’ll let you have that one, just because of how badass that was.”

[mikkouille]

hehehe

[kaban-bang]

Just a normal dungeon cooking video

[memeow01]

finally finished doodle of the man the legend technoblade after discovering his channel and watching his vids this was stuck in muh head. now I am really tired now rest forever sleep

[inferentialdistance]

I'm pro-AO3, pro-ship, anti-censhorship and your take is fucking bonkers. It's not an anti mindset to expect social media platforms not be full of videos of beheadings and irl child rape and animal torture, its obviously not right that moderators are so badly abused but thats Capitalism not antis....the very reasonable expectation to not see snuff vids on youtube has nothing to do with puritan lunatics who wanna ban fan fiction get a grip

It's not an anti mindset

Yes it is. These things exist in a spectrum of intensities. "No graphic violence on youtube" is merely a less severe version of "no ships I don't like on AO3".

the very reasonable expectation to not see snuff vids on youtube

It's very easy to avoid seeing snuff films on youtube. Just use the exact same tactic I use to avoid seeing KPop on youtube: don't search for KPop, don't click links from KPop fans, and close the tab if you happen to end up on such a video anyways.

It's very unreasonable to expect other people not to have access to what they want just because you don't like it. Snuff films, for example, contain a highly valuable sub-genre.

But muh autoplay!

You invite the devil into your home and expect no curses to come with? Use community playlists, accept the risks of the algorithm, or get the fuck off the internet, plebeian.

If no users consumed algorithmic feeds, then media companies would stop spending money developing them, including hiring all those people to clean them at the cost of their sanity.

[crowsent]

the man hasnt even started the stream yet and his chat is spammin “technolate” truly the best and most supportive fans

amazing

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i have to make my own fences like a loser

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“tommy is this your credit card? let me read the numbers aloud tommy”

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“they keep dying on my thorns”

then fucking remove your armour mr technoblade??????????? you have the option to remove your armour

i know you have trust issues and that the last time you removed your armour tommy tried to kill you but like

you can remove your armour, find someplace else for your zombie villagers to be in, and then put the armour back on

you have options mr blade

you can make unenchanted armour for the purposes of moving your damn zomvillagers out the way if you really dont wanna be armourless

you have the materials

you have the opportunities

fucking seize them

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mr blade: “my sleep schedule is terrible”

my dumb ass, waking up at 10pm on a monday after falling asleep on a 6am the same monday, after not sleeping for 2 days on sunday and saturday: “damn right your sleep schedule is terrible”

i have good self-awareness

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mr blade: “im not stalling”

proceeds to stall:

• “happy new year! i forgot that happened”

• reads donations

• begins to try and cure his zombie villagers

• makes fun of skeppys “clickbait” title (it is clickbait by the way. the video is not structured like an actual manhunt vid. totally not a technosimp but techno was a fantastic hunter in the skeppy v techno manhunt. yep. techno was v fair about the entire thing go watch it if you havent hes great and skeppy was also there /lh)

• talks about chess

• talks about the Gifted Child™ Syndrome without ever saying the words Gifted Child™ Syndrome

• DONT DISRESPECT CHESS

(hes a fucking athena kid. im fucking TELLING YALL HES AN ATHENA KID and if i have to fucking write a goddamn academically cited paper to prove it with actual fucking receipts i goddamn will)

• even when tommy came on stream, techno immediately proceeded to discuss the Kings Fianchetto opening

• “i dont know what kind of science textbooks youve been reading, but youve spent too much money on them. those are trash. those are TRASH”

exactly mr blade. exactly. see? athena kid. hes smart. he went to college. he knows the score. mmmhmmm. yup. checks out mr. blade

• types “You’re talking sounds” -tommyinnit (genius)

• into the mc chat

• “Tommy, you’re talking words, but the only universal language: is sounds”

IF SBI NON CANON WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS READ AS AN OLDER BRO MAKING FUN OF HIS YOUNGER BRO EXPLAIN MR BLADE

Techno fucking lists out languages that do not have sounds like: sign language, written language, braille

and then fucking thomathy “tommyinnit” minecraft hits us with “and russian”

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS

RUSSIAN IS A CATEGORY OF NON-SOUND LANGUAGE

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and for a good few minutes, mr blade and associate tommyinnit talk about crimes and the fbi and using it to farm views. big brain moved here today

(and then tommys alexa turned blue when he said fbi and then they both freaked out it was great)

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new york-ian

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mr blade and tommyinnit just IMMEDIATELY trying to pander to new yorkers once they realise the population size. they out here fucking complimenting the statue of liberty (even tho its in new jersey), the empire state building, the bronx, queens, fucking SPIDERMAN

if they arent brothers

why they have this energy

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prime to tommyinnit

sub to technoblade

yall

my heart

i love these two terrorists so much

(for legal reasons, i am obligated to say that they are video game terrorists please and thank you)

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tommy, about music he wanna sing: its from nintendo

mr blade: nintendo copyrights EVERYTHING tommy they got like SUPER COPYRIGHT

tommy: well, technoblade, every last one of my videos uses nintendo music

mr blade: DUDE YOURE GOING TO DIE. nintendo will KILL you

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“new york is not canon in the dream smp universe”

mr technoblade over here just fucking ruining every new yorkers day huh

yall hear that? new york is non canon

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you want cock to join the revolution

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tommy out here trying to be intimidating but hes stuttering, knocking himself off of things...

its great

its great

i love their dynamic

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im spawning the wither, somebody get me my sword

techno “one-liner” blade ladies and gentlemen

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techno using the wither to vandalise lmanberg is very poggers of him

amazing mr blade

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tommy is such a delight in this stream

“i dont know this man”

“why would you bring this near me im WEAK im FRAIL im LIKE AN OLD LADY”

thank you mr innit

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if i had gotten this stream live yall bet your asses i would be chanting “blood for the blood god” with chat

chat is BLOODTHIRSTY

chat is feral

chat is amazing

thank you chat for being the chaotic fucking bastards yall always are

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“lookit muh muscles. BITCH”

tommy

i love him

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so last stream, techno and tommy waterboarded a hostage who died by a spider immediately after he was released

THIS stream, techno and tommy waterboard an orphan fox until he cries

good times

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fundy drowned

ha

canon?

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wait

i just remembered

FUNDY GOT DROWNED BY HIS UNCLES

TOMMY AND TECHNO ARE FUNDYS UNCLES BRUHHHHHHH

these two fuckers legit said “what if i waterboard my nephew to the point where he drowns”

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i find it really funny that techno is the one fanon portrays to be this remorseless out of control entity when the entire time during the fundy waterboard torture, techno is the one holding tommy back and saying that hes going to far

and last time, techno is the one chiding philza when philza just casually murders and slaughters his way around the map

bruh

techno has more of a moral compass than fandom gives him credit for

where is my "techno is actually the moral compass of the sbi” fanfic

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the only dirt we have on dream is his dirt shack amiright? eyyyy hes homeless

techno

techno

so funny

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“useless, annoying, loud, british. you know. the worst combination” techno says

then he fucking makes tommy weapons, gives tommy the helmet, makes tommy weapons and tools and armour...

yeah. 

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“i will not rest until that entire country has been completely obliterated for what it did to me and phil, tommy”

ME AND PHIL

ME AND PHIL

technoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

bruhhhh

mr blade please

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LMANBURG IS MY UNFINISHED SYMPHONY

tommy what the fuck

what the fuck

tommy

tommy

what wait tahgjkjxbglsjbnouafsfv

WAT

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“you could actually be, dare i say it, a friend” TECHNO

TECHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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“technoblade ill join you”

ANTARCTIC ANARCHIST COMMUNE POG

YES BITCH

YES BITCH

SBI

SBI

SBI

SBI

SBI

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“this bodes poorly for the eventual sbi meetup”

shut up

shut the fuck up

i cant handle this

i can handle the dream sapnap meetup conspiracy

but i CANNOT handle the sbi meetup conspiracy

techno please shut up

i cant

dont do me dirty like this man

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you know how tommy keeps saying that hes weak and shit but like

he fought in wars

he has fucking armour, weapons, potions, gapples

he can hold his own in a fight

do

do you think tommy keeps calling himself weak bc DREAM calls him weak? like. his self-confidence and belief in his abilities is just eroded by dream so tommy thinks hes weak even if he isnt?

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“we have sand at home”

at home

at home

at HOME

bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

techno literally out here singlehandedly giving me serotonin

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beak on

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bless you

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one of us

one of us

one of us

one of us

one of us

one of us

[kpoptionate]

stray kids ⇾ their s/o calls them babyboy

[masterlist in bio] 02.11.19 [reposted 03.13.19] requested: anon a/n: this was requested before i cleared my inbox,,,months ago,,,

woojin ♡

probably wouldn’t make him feel some typa way other than u’re fuckiN CUTEEEEEEEEE

he’d giggle every time u say it

not that it makes him shy, it’s just adorable as hell

would also probably kiss u on the cheek or lips for whatever reason

idk but he just loves hearing it come out of ur mouth

chan ♡

chief called n said this ?

this is it

the first time u say it he’d be like ??

lmao w-what ?

like the first time y’all spammed babygirl n he was literally wheezing

that’s his response

but he absolutely loves it when u call him babyboy

especially when his head’s just lying on ur chest n u run ur fingers thru his hair n whisper about how much u love him n how talented he is

ahh just watch his cute lil cheeks turn pink n him tryna hold back a smile hhh my baby

minho ♡

,,,,,

i don’t think he’d get much out of it tbh ?

minho’s, um,,,,deffo the one in control

so babyboy isn’t rly his thing

he might use it to his advantage to turn around n call u babygirl/boy

but other than that don’t expect much more than a chuckle n a pat on ur head (always tells u “a+ for effort”)

changbin ♡

(✿´‿`)

baby mode: activated

tho he’s more of a “prince/ss” kinda guy, i feel like you calling him babyboy would make his heart melt

binnie loves to be babied and taken cared of and this would just make him fall in love w u even more

would snuggle his face in the crook of ur neck to hide his smile

n would whine n tell u to stop even tho if u did he would be beggng inside for u to do it again

hyunjin ♡

uh

it depends on his mood

like if he’s in a rly soft n fluffy n cuddly mood then yeah uh u pierced his heart on the spot

if not then it wouldn’t rly affect him all that much

back to when it does tho

ughhBh u kno that one vid on him in that grey hoodie n he’s all soft n shit n pulls it up over his face if i could fuckin fiND it that’d be great

that’s his reaction almost every time

also would kiss u bc ur too cute

jisung ♡

is absolutely living for it ?? please never stop saying it ??

like changbin, jisung loves being taken cared of so this would just add more cherries to the ice cream what

would deffo say it back too to tease u

gets super smiley when u call him it

also wouldn’t mind if u said it in front of the guys

just another way to show how muh u love each other uwu

felix ♡

hmm,,,

if i’m being honest irdk w him

he’s deffo also a “prince/ss” guy but it wouldn’t affect him nearly as much as it does changbin

i don’t think it’d rly get to him ?

maybe the first time he’d get a lil giggly or w.e but

i just don’t rly think it’s his cup of tea

seungmin ♡

u-um,,,?

yeah uh u might’ve broken ur boyfriend

would be absolutely flustered and speechless the first time u say it

what is he supposed to do ? does he say it back ? he doesn’t know man

the more u do it the more he gets used to it so it doesn’t affect him as much

still ends up a blushing giggly mess every time tho

jeongin ♡

ughhbh bABY

he’d act a lot like seungmin in the sense where he wouldn’t know how to respond n would get rly shy

but he’d deffooooo call u it back just to tease u like u do him

tho he’d probably giggle afterwards n then the two of u r just cute loveable messes in the middle of the floor uwu

[fairykibum]

sometimes i forget how much taemin loves shinee..like he grew up with them. he might not show it as much as others but he loves them all so much

[madaverage]

check the genisis

this be a link to muh first vid