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Sar Se Pair Tak Content Ban Gayaa Hun.

Sar Se Pair Tak Content Ban Gayaa Hun.

Facebook Ke personal update ban gayaa hun.

Instagram ka show off ban gayaa hun.

Linkedin ka fake exaggeration ban gayaa hun.

Twitter ka trolling ban gayaa hun. || 1 ||

Ek bloggers zamanaa tha, Facebook hua kartaa tha khaas.

Mark Zukerberg pe tha logon ko pura vishwaas.

Phir ek Edge Rank algorithm aayi; important.

Reach maano ek du mho si gayi impotent. || 2||

Facebook Fan Pages ek dum se hogaye sab dead.

Business with crores of followers ko milaa signal red.

Sikho, platform maano jo dega tumhari fees.

Wohi ek din khinchegaa tumhari kameez. || 3 ||

Kutte ki photo se hua tha jis platform ka aghaas.

Instagram Gen – Z ko lagaa badaa khaas.

Kabhi image to kabhi reels ko dete hain ye push.

Reels banaakar sab aap bante hain, George Bush. || 4 ||

Heart attack; covid se nahi par horahaa slim hone ke mindset se.

Log jeete – jeete mar rahe hain social comparision se.

Choti ladkiyaan jaanti nahi hain filter kaa kamaal.

Wo hoti hain; low self – esteem, depression ka shikaar. || 5 ||

Reid Hoffman ke parishram se hai ye ayaa.

Microsoft ko itna bhaayaa; ke abhi MS ne ise payaa.

Sab chamkaate hain isko, maano digital resume.

Freelancers ke cubicle ka maano koi perfume. || 6 ||

Standout hone mein hotaa hai badaa time waste.

Professionals nahi karte engagement; yahi iskaa fate.

Network banaane pe tiki hai is boring duniya ki buniyaad.

Fake exaggeration se sab sunaate hain apni – apni fariyaad. || 7 ||

Duniya ke top 10 list mein nahi hun, abhi hun mein baahar.

Par bade – bade log announcement karte mujh par.

Elon Musk kharid, new features se chamkaate mujhe roz.

Zuck ne laaya; mere cousin Threads kaa nayaa boj. || 8 ||

Trending hashtags se logon ko quickly milti facts & news.

Character limit hone par bhi log dete hain much par apne views.

Bade logon ko troll kar, berozgaar karte hain much par time pass.

Profile visit limit se banana chahate hain dono cousins ko kuch khaas. || 9 ||

Shuruwaat dete hain badiya reach, baad chalaate hain tumharaa data khinch

Personalization ke naam pe dikhaate hain tumhe advertisements ki sales pitch.

Likes ke dopamine se log samajh baithe hain aap ko celebrity ya star.

Lagne lagti hai asli duniya berangin; bhula jaati apas kaa vyavhaar. || 10 ||

– Shailendra Singh Bais (SHAILU).

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Meri Kahaani, Kavitaa Ki Zubaani.

Pesh hai meri zindagi ki kahani, ek Kavita ki zubaani.

Updates posting mein free time ki deta hun kurbaani.

Layaa hun apni khud ki app beti vyatha.

Light lo, samjho na ise koi badi katha. || 1 ||

Too technical content like nahi karte pehle se aap.

Social media ka ye sabse badaa hai abhishaap.

Puchta koi na, rakhta mein account ko zinda.

Baar – baar apne aap se hokar sharmindaa. || 2 ||

// Abhi aapko 2008-24 ki meri journey pe le chaltaa hun. Suniyegaa interesting hai!

Facebook na use kar paane par, ek dost ne udaya tha mazaak.

Internet ki jigyasaa phir jaag uthi. Pataa naa tha, nahi rahegi aur koi saak.

Sikha FB ek mahine chod collage ke kai – kai class.

Aaj tak kisi ladki ne nahi daali koi ghaans. || 3 ||

FB to thik hi tha, chuda daali kai cheezon ki lat.

Samajh baitha (Software Download + Use); ek testing ki harkat.

Bheja mail, mein jaantaa hun manual testing.

Dost ‘Sachin’ ne kaha ise time wasting. || 4 ||

Usi dost ne diya dhoka, kardalaa mera idea leak.

4 mahine mein kholdiya apna BLOG, online sab khudse seekh.

Chod kar exam, baiththa tha aasan ghrahan kar.

Bolte the dost, Banega koi Bill Gates jaisa; par. || 5 ||

Dost, nahi jo milte the, ab LLP kholna chahate the.

Sabhi puchne mauke se, baar baar bulate the.

Blog articles, ADSENSE se thodi earning de gaye.

Penguin, Panda Google Algo. Updates, blog mujhse cheen le gaye. || 6 ||

Shabd nayaa, DIGITAL MARKETING ayaa market mein.

Professor Manish bole bhejo to isko sirf ismein.

Phir maano kaali ghata si chayi, Teen saal suna BPO ka shor.

Magar ye dil pehle se hi maangta tha more. || 7 ||

Digital Marketing course karke boring zindagi mein nayi umang si aayi.

Meine Hyderbad mein agency join ki mere bhai.

Chud diya 2020 mein growth na milne par.

Abhi paa rahaa hun sukoon Digital Advertising (PPC) kar. || 8 ||

– Shailendra Singh Bais (SHAILU).

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I made some AI Avatars with Lensa app & made my very first Instagram reel with those.

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Wish You All On World Digital Marketing Day! Though I am no more a generalist & have become a T-shaped marketer. But, I don't come across advertising day. #worlddigitalmarketingday2022 (at Bengaluru) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmNzMpDy9AW/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Audio cassettes of past era. Nobody listens to this in our home. We are forced to throw in scrap. (at Kalaburagi - ಕಲಬುರಗಿ, Gulbarga - ಗುಲ್ಬರ್ಗ) https://www.instagram.com/p/CSVzQ2ID3iS/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Tried making some profile pictures using pfpmaker.com (at Hyderabad) https://www.instagram.com/p/CPfSmtkD4fc/?utm_medium=tumblr

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Shailendra Singh Bais - Video Resume from Shailendra Singh Bais on Vimeo.

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Nostalgic? We purchased it in 70's. I am hearing a Karnataka State award winner bhajan. (at Kalaburagi) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKtYBJaDbFC/?igshid=1iq1a0ololi32

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My cutie niece! (at Kalaburagi) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKKKM2VDhYq/?igshid=aru3ddxwyt4z

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China troubles not just India & America. But all countries mentioned in image. If I missed any please comment it. (at Hyderabad) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJlyhyrDMTB/?igshid=p4mxk3g11ajf

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Review of Vaibhav Sisinty’s 5-Day Linkedin Workshop.

Introduction

Linkedin is a professional Social Network owned by Microsoft. It is not just restricted to finding a job with it. Linkedin is even used for lead generation, building your own personal brand, etc I am of the view since 2013 that every Indian Politician how small he might be must have a Linkedin profile of him/her. Thus adding professionalism to the work they do.  Now, these days I am aspiring to be Growth Hacker & in process of building professional relationships on Linkedin. I came across this 5-day Workshop by Vaibhav Sisinty. It repeatedly followed me wherever I went on Social Media, like say Facebook. After all, I joined the 20th batch which got delayed 15 days after Diwali. No doubt building my excitement. 

About Vaibhav Sisinty

Vaibhav is in proper online marketing since 2011. Some of his work are “Discovery Android” & “CrazyHeads”;  where he managed a team of 14 members who did growth marketing. In less than 3 years, they served over 100 clients from India, US, Brazil, Australia etc. In 2014, CrazyHeads won “Fast Emerging Digital Media Startup of the Year” award. 

At the age of 23, he became the head of marketing @ Uber. He also served Klook, India later. And did what Growth Hackers are best doing at; scaling Growth of organizations. He even was a guest lecturer at UpGrad. His success story is being covered by major news publications. And, without an MBA degree he has spoken at IIT’s & IIM’s to be short. 

Value for money

At first when I heard about the price I was of the opinion that He is another guy who will say that “Private Mode” will come in “Privacy & Setting”; all that kind of stuffs. I started searching for him & landed on his website to see one Linkedin Masterclass of $1300 approx. & Instagram Masterclass which redirects to install a Chrome Extension (at least for me). 

Soon I realized I was being retargeted with Facebook Pixel & it was every now & then irritating a Linkedin 5-day Workshop for just 499 INR. My final experience was satisfying. And, I got the value for 590 INR approx. (plus GST) I paid. 

What the workshop covers?

The workshop started on 16th Nov. 2020. And, at the start itself twice there was DDOS attack & we where given password protected videos through Vimeo. Vaibhav has a small but active team & he manages everything with fire shot enthusiasm which can be seen in his doubt clearing session, which happens 6 days of weeks, Friday being a total holiday. There is a Mega Webinar conducted every Sunday for 3+ hours. The course covers these topics on following days: 

Day 1 – Identifying your target audience. Depending on whether you are a Student seeking job or Businessman looking for leads or want to build a brand.  

Day 2 – Optimization of your LinkedIn profile. Focusses primarily on filling many sections on a profile in a professional way. 

Day 3 – How to increase the connection and reach first 5K connection. Removing non-active connection. And, giving a new life to your Linkedin profile. 

Day 4 – Holiday.

Day 5 – Content Creation Content is the king. He talks about how to create engaging content in right way so as to get maximum engagements for images, PDF’s & Videos on Linkedin.  

Day 6 – Three plus hours live session (No Recording Available) Talks about connection strategy to be used while connecting people. Shares many big & small Growth Hacking apps. 

Why should I join?

Frankly speaking I didn’t complete daily tasks as I never wanted to join another Facebook Group. He shares many tools, some of which are well known like SocialAnimal, BuzzSumo, etc. But, shares some good ones on 3+ hour Sunday session. To keep it short as this is Tumblr Blog; 600 approx. INR is very low to spend on such a course. If you are willing to join then click my affiliate link below as a barter gesture. Help me to help you. Sign-up with below link. 

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I never had a second thought for this course. The only thing was I wasn’t finding time to join in my job schedule. Now, the final decision is yours. Would you like to spend time on Social Networks to learn on your own (for everyone life teaches a lesson) or want to use his vast experience. Don’t forget to keep a pen & paper ready during live doubt clearing sessions as he delivers something in between, what he calls as “Value Bombs”. Some cool hacks to name it...

Thanks for reading till here. 

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A nest in our backyard. It was so rainy those days. Even though, see could hatch eggs. It's gods grace on her. (at Gulbarga) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFWGIplDS08/?igshid=6c4mezu95tkh

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This year we didn't buy Rakhies. Instead used old ones. (at Kalaburagi - ಕಲಬುರಗಿ) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDa7avej41t/?igshid=1comcrkut4gef

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Hum haath jodh kar bole ab. Pehle phursat mein niklo tum. (at RedFM 93.5) https://www.instagram.com/p/CBIYxeGj_Wr/?igshid=uwid6ulkihzx

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Wah wah maan gaye Raunac. 2020 mein Bharat aapse hi hai, jo bhi aaj hai (at Mumbai, Maharashtra) https://www.instagram.com/p/CA4s-t0j_QM/?igshid=ibyl258a9cys

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After a shave in #lockdown4.0 (at Gulbarga) https://www.instagram.com/p/CAfu0XXDuDa/?igshid=cpwwqhumis79

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Digital House Search Experience

Last September I shifted to Hyderabad, Telangana. Like everyone I searched for a flat online on property sites. Here is my experience with different top sites which I would like to share. Hope might help anyone in need.

 v  Magicbricks.com: Mother of all Indian Real Estate sites with respect to data. Better to first choose this site & precisely get Broker’s phone numbers. Broker always have more than one property option. It has huge collection of Owners & Brokers data.  Website’s speed should be improved & there should be a way to remove absolute & out-dated (Sold / Rented) property data. Site is suitable for all types of properties.

 v  99acress.com: This site gives both Owner’s & Broker’s phone numbers. Interestingly, it even has phone numbers from few extension areas. That means, it is even a first time seller’s destination. Very pleasing UI & UX. Can be said to the best in performance role. Due to which site works fast.

 v  Housing: Since destinations are shown on a map it is easy to get a look of locality. It has a very good interface to check locality photos. They even respond quickly when contacted through Facebook. But per account there is a limit to see phone numbers. You can re-activate by contacting them on Facebook.

 v  Nestaway: Very good site for new home search. One plus point here is that their package even includes cleaning of new house before shifting. One drawback is that agents meet only after 4 P.M. They frustrate a lot by calling. If you are really interested then schedule a meet with them.  

 v  JustDial: As Bachaan sahabh calls JD. This cool app or website is a destination for property agents based on location. Say, “Real Estate Agents in Banjara Hills”. This site replies you in the very right way. You can even do a phone call to their toll free phone number & get in reply phone numbers via SMS. But, just getting numbers is not enough. You need to meet them in person & pay their charges to see the property. It has some professional people doing damn good business.

 v  Quickr Homes: This website fails with both UI & UX. Data on this website is very old & of very expensive houses. Beware of frauds on this website. They take money & don’t show you a house. Don’t give any advance. Don’t transfer e-cash; pay money in personal meets, that too at a public place with a companion. We were lucky for losing just Rs. 500.

 v  OLX: Basically. It’s buying & selling website. There are even some people who sell houses for rent. Say for example any old man not knowing about other sites or people who have some kind of problem with their property, can be found here too. Good site particularly for people looking for sharing rooms or hostels.

 v  Sulekha: It is in actual a Local Search Engine, just like Just Dial & Urban Clap. A digital platform for local businesses. But it’s been there since a long time now. You can get things like house for rent, maid servant, etc. If you are lucky enough you can find some property being posted by Owner himself or any Broker. Sulekha according to me lacks marketing tactics, when comes to Real Estate.

 v  Propertywala: Even this is a budding website, But, I doubt on them! As I created my account on other websites, Propertywala they themselves saw my listing & called me over my phone. Later, I was feed-up with calls for new furniture, furniture on rent, etc calls.

 Once you done collecting phone numbers, you can try calling them. Many houses will be sold / rented. But, brokers many a times have more than one choice. They travel with you on two wheeler. So, do take care of them & pay them. As, their living depends of commission. After all this, you have to travel to see the property locally as none of these sites have video facility option. May be with 5G coming, we can wait to see what happens.  

Even we can get property from certain Facebook Groups. People have created Buy & Sell groups using Facebook’s feature.

Happy Hunting.

Thanks for your patience.

Shailendra Singh Bais