#Shailu03

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Sar Se Pair Tak Content Ban Gayaa Hun.

Sar Se Pair Tak Content Ban Gayaa Hun.

Facebook Ke personal update ban gayaa hun.

Instagram ka show off ban gayaa hun.

Linkedin ka fake exaggeration ban gayaa hun.

Twitter ka trolling ban gayaa hun. || 1 ||

Ek bloggers zamanaa tha, Facebook hua kartaa tha khaas.

Mark Zukerberg pe tha logon ko pura vishwaas.

Phir ek Edge Rank algorithm aayi; important.

Reach maano ek du mho si gayi impotent. || 2||

Facebook Fan Pages ek dum se hogaye sab dead.

Business with crores of followers ko milaa signal red.

Sikho, platform maano jo dega tumhari fees.

Wohi ek din khinchegaa tumhari kameez. || 3 ||

Kutte ki photo se hua tha jis platform ka aghaas.

Instagram Gen – Z ko lagaa badaa khaas.

Kabhi image to kabhi reels ko dete hain ye push.

Reels banaakar sab aap bante hain, George Bush. || 4 ||

Heart attack; covid se nahi par horahaa slim hone ke mindset se.

Log jeete – jeete mar rahe hain social comparision se.

Choti ladkiyaan jaanti nahi hain filter kaa kamaal.

Wo hoti hain; low self – esteem, depression ka shikaar. || 5 ||

Reid Hoffman ke parishram se hai ye ayaa.

Microsoft ko itna bhaayaa; ke abhi MS ne ise payaa.

Sab chamkaate hain isko, maano digital resume.

Freelancers ke cubicle ka maano koi perfume. || 6 ||

Standout hone mein hotaa hai badaa time waste.

Professionals nahi karte engagement; yahi iskaa fate.

Network banaane pe tiki hai is boring duniya ki buniyaad.

Fake exaggeration se sab sunaate hain apni – apni fariyaad. || 7 ||

Duniya ke top 10 list mein nahi hun, abhi hun mein baahar.

Par bade – bade log announcement karte mujh par.

Elon Musk kharid, new features se chamkaate mujhe roz.

Zuck ne laaya; mere cousin Threads kaa nayaa boj. || 8 ||

Trending hashtags se logon ko quickly milti facts & news.

Character limit hone par bhi log dete hain much par apne views.

Bade logon ko troll kar, berozgaar karte hain much par time pass.

Profile visit limit se banana chahate hain dono cousins ko kuch khaas. || 9 ||

Shuruwaat dete hain badiya reach, baad chalaate hain tumharaa data khinch

Personalization ke naam pe dikhaate hain tumhe advertisements ki sales pitch.

Likes ke dopamine se log samajh baithe hain aap ko celebrity ya star.

Lagne lagti hai asli duniya berangin; bhula jaati apas kaa vyavhaar. || 10 ||

– Shailendra Singh Bais (SHAILU).

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Meri Kahaani, Kavitaa Ki Zubaani.

Pesh hai meri zindagi ki kahani, ek Kavita ki zubaani.

Updates posting mein free time ki deta hun kurbaani.

Layaa hun apni khud ki app beti vyatha.

Light lo, samjho na ise koi badi katha. || 1 ||

Too technical content like nahi karte pehle se aap.

Social media ka ye sabse badaa hai abhishaap.

Puchta koi na, rakhta mein account ko zinda.

Baar – baar apne aap se hokar sharmindaa. || 2 ||

// Abhi aapko 2008-24 ki meri journey pe le chaltaa hun. Suniyegaa interesting hai!

Facebook na use kar paane par, ek dost ne udaya tha mazaak.

Internet ki jigyasaa phir jaag uthi. Pataa naa tha, nahi rahegi aur koi saak.

Sikha FB ek mahine chod collage ke kai – kai class.

Aaj tak kisi ladki ne nahi daali koi ghaans. || 3 ||

FB to thik hi tha, chuda daali kai cheezon ki lat.

Samajh baitha (Software Download + Use); ek testing ki harkat.

Bheja mail, mein jaantaa hun manual testing.

Dost ‘Sachin’ ne kaha ise time wasting. || 4 ||

Usi dost ne diya dhoka, kardalaa mera idea leak.

4 mahine mein kholdiya apna BLOG, online sab khudse seekh.

Chod kar exam, baiththa tha aasan ghrahan kar.

Bolte the dost, Banega koi Bill Gates jaisa; par. || 5 ||

Dost, nahi jo milte the, ab LLP kholna chahate the.

Sabhi puchne mauke se, baar baar bulate the.

Blog articles, ADSENSE se thodi earning de gaye.

Penguin, Panda Google Algo. Updates, blog mujhse cheen le gaye. || 6 ||

Shabd nayaa, DIGITAL MARKETING ayaa market mein.

Professor Manish bole bhejo to isko sirf ismein.

Phir maano kaali ghata si chayi, Teen saal suna BPO ka shor.

Magar ye dil pehle se hi maangta tha more. || 7 ||

Digital Marketing course karke boring zindagi mein nayi umang si aayi.

Meine Hyderbad mein agency join ki mere bhai.

Chud diya 2020 mein growth na milne par.

Abhi paa rahaa hun sukoon Digital Advertising (PPC) kar. || 8 ||

– Shailendra Singh Bais (SHAILU).

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Digital House Search Experience

Last September I shifted to Hyderabad, Telangana. Like everyone I searched for a flat online on property sites. Here is my experience with different top sites which I would like to share. Hope might help anyone in need.

 v  Magicbricks.com: Mother of all Indian Real Estate sites with respect to data. Better to first choose this site & precisely get Broker’s phone numbers. Broker always have more than one property option. It has huge collection of Owners & Brokers data.  Website’s speed should be improved & there should be a way to remove absolute & out-dated (Sold / Rented) property data. Site is suitable for all types of properties.

 v  99acress.com: This site gives both Owner’s & Broker’s phone numbers. Interestingly, it even has phone numbers from few extension areas. That means, it is even a first time seller’s destination. Very pleasing UI & UX. Can be said to the best in performance role. Due to which site works fast.

 v  Housing: Since destinations are shown on a map it is easy to get a look of locality. It has a very good interface to check locality photos. They even respond quickly when contacted through Facebook. But per account there is a limit to see phone numbers. You can re-activate by contacting them on Facebook.

 v  Nestaway: Very good site for new home search. One plus point here is that their package even includes cleaning of new house before shifting. One drawback is that agents meet only after 4 P.M. They frustrate a lot by calling. If you are really interested then schedule a meet with them.  

 v  JustDial: As Bachaan sahabh calls JD. This cool app or website is a destination for property agents based on location. Say, “Real Estate Agents in Banjara Hills”. This site replies you in the very right way. You can even do a phone call to their toll free phone number & get in reply phone numbers via SMS. But, just getting numbers is not enough. You need to meet them in person & pay their charges to see the property. It has some professional people doing damn good business.

 v  Quickr Homes: This website fails with both UI & UX. Data on this website is very old & of very expensive houses. Beware of frauds on this website. They take money & don’t show you a house. Don’t give any advance. Don’t transfer e-cash; pay money in personal meets, that too at a public place with a companion. We were lucky for losing just Rs. 500.

 v  OLX: Basically. It��s buying & selling website. There are even some people who sell houses for rent. Say for example any old man not knowing about other sites or people who have some kind of problem with their property, can be found here too. Good site particularly for people looking for sharing rooms or hostels.

 v  Sulekha: It is in actual a Local Search Engine, just like Just Dial & Urban Clap. A digital platform for local businesses. But it’s been there since a long time now. You can get things like house for rent, maid servant, etc. If you are lucky enough you can find some property being posted by Owner himself or any Broker. Sulekha according to me lacks marketing tactics, when comes to Real Estate.

 v  Propertywala: Even this is a budding website, But, I doubt on them! As I created my account on other websites, Propertywala they themselves saw my listing & called me over my phone. Later, I was feed-up with calls for new furniture, furniture on rent, etc calls.

 Once you done collecting phone numbers, you can try calling them. Many houses will be sold / rented. But, brokers many a times have more than one choice. They travel with you on two wheeler. So, do take care of them & pay them. As, their living depends of commission. After all this, you have to travel to see the property locally as none of these sites have video facility option. May be with 5G coming, we can wait to see what happens.  

Even we can get property from certain Facebook Groups. People have created Buy & Sell groups using Facebook’s feature.

Happy Hunting.

Thanks for your patience.

Shailendra Singh Bais

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I do speak about maintaining same Yahoo account. But, now even Yahoo is recognizing it. It was very difficult in earlier days to get consistent incoming mails. I had to subscribe to some porn sites to keep mail alive. I had made a Geocity webpage with floppies in its background, with my immediate family history in it. Just three years after first using internet. I really miss those old days of dial-up network. #Shailu03. (at Hyderabad - Telagana) https://www.instagram.com/p/B60jNAljMwI/?igshid=s1ht5xqusmy9