#mrbill

[michaelworthy25]

If you can hear his voice, you're awesome.

[every-bad-thing]

You’re Stuck in the Bathroom

( "Blue Bathroom" by mrbill is licensed under CC BY 2.0. ) You're sitting on the toilet. Not much going on except the usual. But then, outside the door, you hear something. Footsteps, you think. But not like a human's. It's something else. Some sort of animal, maybe? You run through every animal you know of and try to imagine what they might sound like walking through your house, but nothing matches. Perhaps, then, some sort of machine? But then you hear a set of deep breaths that rumble with a rich base tone. Whatever it is, it's alive, and it's just feet away, nothing separating you but a flimsy wooden door. The breaths turn into a... Well, kind of a growl? Or a roar? Or a howl? Some combination of the three? You can't really place it, but whatever you'd call the sound, it makes the floor rumble and your teeth chatter. The water splashes beneath you.

Your eyes shoot to the door. The knob starts to wiggle and shake. You're glad you clicked the lock. The knob shakes harder, and the door shudders in its frame. Then, you see something poke through the narrow gap at the bottom. It's a single very long, very thin finger that probes around then withdraws. It makes that same thundering cry that shakes the room, and you realize within it are what sounds like a dozen different screams mashed together. Then, you hear it walk away. Its footsteps get further and further. It's going down the hall. That's toward the door. Is it getting ready to leave? Maybe it will just go away. You wait a while, but don't hear the door open. What's it doing? Just hanging out? You don't know, but you hear its scream in the other room and know it's still there. From where the noise came from, it sounds like it's in your bedroom now, which shares a wall with the bathroom. You put your ear against it.

You hear it moving around, picking things up and putting them down. It's breaking a few things when it does this, from the sound of it, whether by accident or on purpose. You hear springs creak. It's on your bed? Is it lying down or standing up? The creaking continues, and intensifies. Its it... Jumping? You're not sure at first but, no, that's what's actually happening. It does this for a few minutes, then there is a loud crash. The thing screams again and starts thrashing about and smashing furniture. Suddenly, something long and rubbery punches through the wall, barely avoiding the side of your head, then quickly pulls back. You look through the hole it left behind and see your room utterly wrecked, everything covered in some kind of thick clear gel. It made a trail out your door. You hear it back in the hallway, and then outside the bathroom again.

(lost places from Deutschland, CC BY 2.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0>, via Wikimedia Commons) This time you hear deep sniffs at the bottom of the door. One, two, three. Then it screams and splinters it with its mass. You see something pink and glistening and covered in veins, a huge fleshy stump bristling with fingers, feet and fangs. You scream and back away. There's a window behind you. You're on the second floor, but still you break the glass with your fists, cutting yourself terribly as you do so. The thing, whatever it is, looks like it's preparing the charge. You dive out and land roughly at the side of your house. You see the thing looking down at you, making that same awful sound. You run with no direction or plan save 'away.' Terror propels you for a while, but eventually your lungs become fiery and your legs become wobbly and you stop. Right in front of a local police station. You run inside and sprint to the front desk.

The conversation, however, goes much differently than you'd planned. Maybe raving at the top of your lungs that a terrible flesh beast was loose in your house while you stood in front of them pantsless and quite filthy was not the best approach, but it was the only one you could take. You end up in jail, as your appearance scandalized several passers by. To make you feel better, though, people do investigate your house. They see no sign of any creature. What of the gel? That was all gone too. The damage was real, sure, but they say you could have done that. So, of course, no one believes you. You're eventually released. You return home. Eventually you fix your things. And you never, ever close the bathroom door--which causes you a great deal of social problems in the long term.  But you grimly press on despite them. You will never be trapped again.

[sneep29-twitter-archive]

Original Caption: "Mock up; Mr. Bill; NES #mrbill #pixelart"

Original Post Date: 12/29/20

[paincorpsrarefinds]

YAT MING #808 NISSAN 240SX - 1:64 Loose

NISSAN JDM: Seller: mrbill-37 (100.0% positive feedback) Location: US Condition: Used Price: 1.50 USD Shipping cost: Free Buy It Now https://www.ebay.com/itm/165899266570?hash=item26a05dea0a%3Ag%3A30wAAOSwcfFjzLCM&mkevt=1&mkcid=1&mkrid=711-53200-19255-0&campid=5338779479&customid=&toolid=10049&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=tumblr

[biggsradiocom]

Dinahlynn 💯💯💯 Breaking new music tonight by: @Detroitemeralds @MrBill, @SaintJaimz @TaylorMcCants @storm @CKVassi, @Cedricka, @RogerHill, @Michael Finney @Erma @bugszy listen at: https://www.radio.net/s/biggsradio (at Speedway) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cnf5XojrT9t/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[cattywampuspod]

One last ride?

[speedkiran]

Wyldwolf - Synergy Sound & RabidZen - Voyager (Wyldwolf Remix)

[thesecondspiritblog]

Wow, I learned so much in this video about creating glitch.   Thanks Mr. Bill for sharing your process.  Mr. Bill Masterclass @ BPM College 

[majilique]

Hoarding the toys. #scrappy #yorkie #dogsofinstagram #toys #bluegreen #hedgehogs #mrbill #ooohnoooo #oooh #nooooo #greenbone #playingfetch https://www.instagram.com/majilique/p/BuM-eo6nDtY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1c46s14p12wjb

[jvbites]

#kllbill @ black box this Saturday!! Mark asked them to have a chair at the rave for me since I’m injured 😊😊😊 #epic #mrbill #kllsmth #blackbox #denver #glitch #glitchhop #edm #wordstoliveby https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs5yt6DHqMR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=mm49wtgsb92f

[pugglejinx]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 #mrbill #snl #lol #originalcast https://www.instagram.com/p/ClsC4nTMexj/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[theliammuseum]

(Evil laugh…) I love torturing Mr. Bill! #mrbill #ohnoooooo #ohno #vintagesnl #tuxedocats #cats #kitties #evillaugh https://www.instagram.com/p/CbLxm2npZsA/?utm_medium=tumblr

[tis-i-jester]

I found this at Blains and I have never seen a weirder dog toy in my life, it honestly kinda disturbs me

[jardinej-manwryte]

#throwbackthursday to a wonky set by @mrbillstunes & @freddytoddmusic at Freaky Deaky last year hahah! Met another big name dubstep DJ. His sounds are very erratic-reverb with some very solid drops as you see some house too. That set was very trippy. 🤯 See you @ubbidubbifest soon man. #Dubstep #EdmFestival #GetLost #wubz #crowd #TexasEDM #MrBill #FreddyTodd #DiscoDonnie #vipaccess #TheCrypt #Grimey #LSDdream #Abelton #Beatport Wakaan #mau5trap #au5 #UbbiDubbi (at Houston, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CYsFhiKv-Qr/?utm_medium=tumblr

[mallorie1]

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I think I was more excited then they were 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ #toys #chewy #dogtoys #mrbill #gumby #lambchop #childhood #bostonterrier #bostonterriers #bostonterriercult #bostonterrierlove #bostonterriersofinstagram #bostonterriernation #yorkie #yorkiesofinstagram #yorkshireterrier #germanshepherd #germanshepherds #germanshepherdsofig #dogs #furrbabies #present #happy #germanshepherdlovers #yorkielove (at Hebbronville, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/BosQeWNBp_i/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1vngds7t3w4fe

[thevelvetlotus]

🌿Haku🌿 My little alien faerie kitty that me and my soul sister @melaniegaydos co-parent together. Her sister is Totoro, my lil silver kit. @melaniegaydos rescued them and nursed them back to health with her ancient magick mama mojo.✨These alien faeries are what get me through the day.👽🧚‍♀️ #haku #totoro #tink #miko #romeo #mim #monday #buttercup #muffin #biscuit #mrbill #buffy #rosey #smokey #allmycats #cats #catsofinstagram #animals #love #rescue #rescuecats #alienbabies #thankful #grateful #soulsisters #melaniegaydos #munch https://www.instagram.com/p/BnVhznfHhOG/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=9fedb39yr1g9