#mr.stark... i dont feel so good

[daughterofthesunlands]

HUH???????!?!?!?!!!!

Scarlett Johansson and Benjamin Walker photographed by Annie Leibovitz for Cat on a Hot Tin Roof

[daughterofthesunlands]

IF HE HELD MY HAND LIKE THIS-

THE WAY IN WHICH I WOULD'VE--

[ravenromanova]

Please be mine

Pairings: Roommate Bucky x Female reader (Best friends to lovers)

Warnings: SMUT SMUT SMUT DO NOT READ IF YOURE UNDER 18. Daddy kink, Size kink, Fingering, Sex in a tub, Breeding kink. DO NOT READ IF YOURE UNDERAGE!!!!!!!!!!

Summary: Bucky helps when youre stressed out

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The cool autumn air hit your skin as you walked back to your apartment after finishing your last class of the day. You trudged along the way wishing that you brought a jacket today. Luckily the walk to your apartment wasnt that long so you weren’t in the cold all that long. When you made it back to your apartment your roommate and best friend Bucky was already home so you didn’t have to bother unlocking the front door.

“Hey sweets” Bucky greeted you when you walked through the door. His warm voice sent a shiver down your spine as he spoke.

“Hey Buck” Your voice was small and sounded very defeated when you spoke. Bucky stood up from his place on the couch and walked over to where you were in the kitchen. He stood in front of you and ran his hands up and down your arms in a soothing motion.

“What’s wrong sweets?” He asked causing you to bury your head in his chest and groaning. Bucky laughed a little and wrapped his strong arms around your back and started rubbing it.

“Mrs.Harkness gave us a ten page essay assignment thats due next week. So not only do i have to come up with a topic for that but i also have the paper to finish for Mr.Starks class, AND i have a test for Ms.Potts the same day the essay is due” Your words were muffled as you spoke but Bucky got the gist of it. He put his finger underneath your chin and tilted your head so you looked up at him.

“First you need to breathe before you go into a panic attack. Second i know you have a lot of work to do but you need to relax.” You were about to say something but then he put his finger against your lips. “No arguing printsessa“ He said in a little bit of a firmer tone and you didn’t have the energy to fight so you just nodded.

“Good girl now go sit on the couch and I’ll run you a bath” Bucky says walking you to the couch and then he kisses your head before he walks off to the bathroom. You sit on the couch trying not to blush and swoon from how sweet he’s being.

You and Bucky had met your junior year of high school and since then the two of you were inseparable. So naturally when you two both got accepted into NYU you asked him if he wanted to get an apartment with you. He accepted the offer telling you he’d love nothing more. And your friendship only grew stronger after that and you even started to fall for him. Your feelings grew for him each day and when he took care of you it just made then stronger.

What you didn’t know was that the reason he did all those things for you was because he was madly in love with you. Bucky loved to take care of you when you were stressed or sick. It made his heart feel all fuzzy when you would let him take care of you, the smile you would give him whenever he did melted his heart. Unfortunately you two were completely oblivious to how the other felt even though all your friends told you.

“Come on printsessa” You heard him call for you from the bathroom. You made your way to the bathroom and smiled at the setup. He lit your favorite candles, added your bath salts and bubbles, got your favorite book, snacks, hot chocolate and then laid your clothes on the counter for you when you were done.

“Thank you Jamie” The words were soft as they passed your lips making him smile. He walked up to you and wrapped you in his arms.

“You’re welcome sweets” His lips found their way to your forehead and your knees almost gave out. He kissed your head again before he started to walk out of the bathroom to give you your privacy.

You dont know what came over you but you grab his hand to stop him from leaving. He looked at you confused as you grabbed his hand and pulled him a little closer to you.

“Stay” You whispered looking up at his blue eyes. His confusion grew more as you spoke.

“What?” He asked and you wrapped your arms around his neck causing his breath to catch in his throat.

“i said stay” You repeated yourself and Bucky’s heart started racing.

“Y-You want me to stay in here while you take a bath?” He questioned making you laugh a little.

“I want you to take it with me” His eyes widened at your words and you swore he almost choked.

“I-I what?” Bucky’s voice was shaky as he spoke. It’s not that he hadn’t thought of it but he never expected you to take such a bold approach.

“You said i needed to relax…and i want to relax with you.” Your voice dropped an octave causing a shiver to run down his spine. Bucky nodded and slowly took off his shirt. You walked over to the sink with your back towards him before you slowly started taking off your clothes. He watched you undress and he swore he almost died right there. Never in a million years did he think he’d ever see you like this, naked and vulnerable. Once he undressed he walked up behind you and wrapped his hands around your bare waist.

His hands needed the soft skin making you groan in delight. He took your hands and lead you to the tub letting you get in first then he sat behind you. You laid back on his chest as his hands were around your waist again. It was in this moment the both of you knew you were no longer friends. His hands were under the water gripping and rubbing your skin with need. You rested your head on his chest and took one of his hands and moved it lower.

Bucky’s breath hitched in his throat when his fingers came into contact with your pussy. “Are you sure? Because if we do this there’s no going back. You’re mine” He said lowly against your ear causing you to shiver.

“I’m sure…I wanna be yours” You whispered looking up at him and he crashed his lips into yours taking his hands out of the water to cup your face. The kiss was everything you wished it would be with him, his lips were soft and he tasted like cherries.

Bucky turned you around and sat you over his lap so he could see your pretty face when he fucked you. His hands dipped back into the water and started to rub your pussy.

“So fucking tight” He praised sticking one of his thick fingers in you making you moan.

“Oh fuck” Your head starts to go fuzzy when Bucky curls his finger and hits your g-spot. He puts another one in making you grip onto his shoulders for dear life.

“So fucking perfect” His voice is gruff as he whispers in your ear before he starts kissing your neck. He takes his time leaving marks on your neck while fingering you with ease.

“I-I’m gonna cum-oh fuck-“ You feel your first orgasm rip through you when he hits that spot just right. Bucky smiles into your neck and continues to fuck your through your high.

“You did so good baby” Bucky praised you again giving you a sweet and gentle kiss. He then lifts you out of the tub not caring about the water all over the floor and brings you to his room. You giggle when he tosses you onto his bed and crawls to you so he’s on top.

“Are you sure you want this? We can still stop and pretend this never happened if thats what you want.” He asks rubbing his thumb over your cheek. Bucky didn’t want to stop but he also didn’t want you to do anything you’d regret and end up hating him.

“I’m sure you have no idea how bad i want this Bucky please fuck me” You beg clawing at his chest bringing him closer to you.

“Okay okay pretty girl” He chuckles moving down to your thighs. He kisses your soft skin with so much gentleness your heart melts. You buck your hips against him basically begging for him to be in you.

His strong hands grip your skin before he takes his cock in his hands giving it a few tugs. Once he’s hard he takes the tip and runs it through your dripping folds. Bucky slowly eases into you giving you a second to adjust to his size.

“S-So b-big daddy” You mewl feeling his cock hit your g-spot. He starts thrusting into you at a slow pace to ease you into it. You weren’t a virgin by any means but fuck Bucky was the biggest you’ve ever had. Your senses were filled to the brim with Bucky as he delightfully stretched you out.

“So fucking tight and warm” He praised picking up his pace. You gripped at his shoulders bringing him closer to you and bringing him in for a kiss. The two of you were fully intoxicated by each other in this salacious moment.

“Right there daddy oh fuck” You mewled throwing your head back and Bucky took advantage of your exposed neck. He sucked dark marks on your neck and smiled at his work.

“Take it baby take it like the good girl you are and let daddy fill you up” He grunted gripping your thighs with more force than before. You almost screamed at his words as they filled you will some need you didn’t know you had.

“P-Please fill me up daddy please breed me.” You begged making Bucky groan in satisfaction. He picked up his pace chasing his high.

“Such a good girl” He praised giving you another sweet kiss as you felt your orgasm building up. It didn’t take long for you both to finish with loud moans and heavy panting. Bucky filled you up with his load and fucked it into you making sure that none of it would drip out. Once he was satisfied that none would he slowly pulled out and laid next to you as you panted.

“I love you” He blurted out making you whip your heads towards him. He didn’t even realize what he said until you smiled at him and cuddled into him.

“I love you too” You said softly and he wrapped his arms around your waist and sigh happily. The two of you shared another sweet kiss before you two fell asleep in each other arms happy as ever.

~The end~

[mxssingmemories]

Hey can write a fic where r is tony kid (dont care for the gender) tony was called to pick up r thinking they did something bad but instead its this

Like r used bear glue and got multiple of them stuck all of the school years later r is part of the avengers and they find out about this little prank

the school incident // tony stark x daughter!reader

summary: you've always been the type to enjoy pulling a good prank. unfortunately, your newest idea gets you caught and in major trouble. what happens when your dad (and the avengers) find out?

wc: 1k~

warnings: a giant penis (NOT nsfw i promise)

a/n: this was so much fun and i am SO sorry it's so late <3

When Tony got the text message that you needed to be picked up from school, he freaked out. His brain ran through so many scenarios so fast it made him dizzy; what if you’d gotten in a fight? What if you started a fight? What if you and Peter messed up big time? 

He shook his head to clear his mind, and ran down to the garage.

“Everything alright, Boss?” Happy asked, eyebrows knitted together. Tony just nodded, and slipped into his car. The fifteen minute ride to your school was filled with worry from him, the foot that wasn’t pressing on the gas pedal bouncing up and down repeatedly. He told himself to breathe; you didn’t need your dad to walk into the office panicking like a mad man.

He pulled into the parking space as quickly as possible, rushing to the all too familiar Principal’s office. “Hi, I’m here for Y/N Stark?,” he told the receptionist. She seemed to forget how to use words when she motioned him to the back. A blush rose on her face as he left, and if it were any other time Tony would have flirted with her just to embarrass you.

The air in the office was tense, and you sat in one of the seats with a blush on your face. You looked up to see your dad’s relieved expression that quickly turned into one of frustration when he realized you weren't hurt.

“Good afternoon, Mr.Stark. I’m sorry to pull you out of whatever..business you were dealing with, but Y/N pulled something we just can’t ignore.”

“It’s perfectly fine, sir. What did she do?” he asked him, his eyes narrowing at you across the table.

“I don’t think there is a delicate way to put this, Mr.Stark, so I’m just going to lay it all out for you. Miss Stark was caught on video supergluing what seems to be a massive..sex toy,” she muttered under her breath,”with one Peter Parker. His guardian has already been made aware of this and appropriate action has been taken. ”

Tony was, for once, speechless. He looked at you, the Principal, and back at you a few times. You could feel your ears begin to turn red as the silence got longer and longer, doing your best not to burst out laughing as it would only make the situation worse. His jaw was wide open, and he finally snapped back to reality when you reached across the table to shut it for him.

“What the absolute hell?” He yelled, forgetting where you both were for a second. You blushed even harder, hiding a snicker behind your sleeve despite your dad’s very obvious anger.

“I have somewhere to be, but I hope you have a good day. Please send me an email with the information about what you’re going to do with her. I assure you this will be taken care of,” he rambled gruffly, grabbing your arm and dragging you out of the office quickly.

On your way out, you passed the foyer. Despite your best efforts, Tony peered through the blinds to get a look at the “issue.” It was big enough to be seen from the office, and this just seemed to piss your dad off more. He averted his eyes quickly. His jaw was clenched so hard, you contemplated sticking your ring between his teeth as a joke, but decided against it knowing it would only make the situation worse.

The drive home was tense. His fist was tightly wrapped around the gearshift, only taking his eyes off the road to throw a glare or two at you. The minute you arrived at the tower, he grabbed your arm once again and took you to the personal floor.

“What were you thinking?! You could have jeopardized your education! Do you realize what this will look like to colleges?!” 

For some reason, you giggled a little bit, and the giggle turned into a laughing fit. Tony quickly joined you, laughing so hard tears were coming out of both of your eyes. 

“I can’t even pretend it’s not funny anymore,” he wheezed, bending over and dramatically falling to the floor. 

“You know what makes it even funnier?” you giggled, looking your dad in the eyes. “That wasn’t even the only one!” you shrieked, putting your head between your knees as you cackled. 

This only caused you both to laugh harder, clutching your stomachs like your lives depended on it. It took about five minutes for you both to sober up from the laughing ordeal, and an extra 5 for Tony to put his serious dad face back on.

“I have to admit it was a really good prank,” he smiled at you. “Even though it was fuckin’ hilarious, you’re still in hot water. I’m going to let you go without punishment this time, little miss, but if it happens again there will be actual consequences. Okay, sweetheart?”

You nodded your head in agreement, already bounding up the stairs to tell Pepper what happened.

“TONY!” She yelled downstairs, and he braced himself for the unavoidable lecture. In his opinion, though, it was worth it.

The team was in the main living room, gathered around a few files dealing with some “official business.” Amidst the normal files, there was one that stood out. It was titled “The School Incident.”

Even though they knew they shouldn’t be snooping, their curiosity outweighed their morals, and they clicked on the file.

In it was security footage from your school, detailing the exact moment the prank was pulled. Everyone sat around the table in shock, silence filling the room as they processed what they’d just seen. Apparently, you’d decided that this was the exact moment to walk in, and the Avengers all stared at you when you made your entrance. Dropping your backpack at the door heavily, you flopped down on the couch exasperatedly. 

“Y’all. I had such a weird day, this guy named- Why is everyone looking like they just saw a ghost?” you asked, confusion spelled out on your face. Your eyes focused next on what the team had pulled up on the screen, and realization flashed in your eyes as you jumped up and ran out of the room. You didn’t even bother trying to explain. The Avengers burst out into laughter as they followed you out of the room, the ruckus so loud it Peter could probably hear it in Queens. You had no choice but to run, and run you did.

[daughterofthesunlands]

He was SO HAPPY to see his wife I swear-

The fact that we won't see them together again is-

If he ran to me like this I swear to Eru-

[stackthedeck]

i need someone who understands to commiserate with me.

WHY are people marking spider-man - all media types when they mean "twinky tiny teeny baby tom holland and papá stark and ooh sometimes big hulking predatory gay teen fucker deadpool (i think thats his name ive never read a comic but i know he hears voices oooOohooH)" thats NOT ALL MEDIA TYPES THATS THE FUCKING TOM HOLLAND MOVIES

they can like that! i dont CARE. what i care about is intentionally obfuscating your fic premise, thereby making ME read it 😭😭😭

i know spideytorch is your fav flame but at least many torch knowers know about smth besides the movies 😔😔

(have a good day, i needed to bitch and i was like. he is the only one who will truly understand 💛)

Anon I feel you I bitch about this every day lmao the exclude mcu button on ao3 is my best friend! Like listen mcu fans can do whatever they want but like fandom etiquette dictates that if I don’t like I shouldn’t read so it’s common courtesy for them to say exactly what the fic is so I can know that I’m the type of fan who doesn’t like it so I won’t read it. Like I’ve been 5k words into pretty alright Spider-Man fic and then I’m hit with the “mr.stark” and I’m like god where’s my Spider-Man that doesn’t respect billionaires it’s crushing every time. And like hey mcu fans, y’all are the majority here if people want Tom Holland Spider-Man they’re searching that fandom tag so use it so more of your intended audience can read your fic!

I’ll be honest with you anon the reason I’m so into spidey torch is because 1 it’s a semi popular ship and 2 spidey torch fans tend to be obsessed with the comics sometimes for both the boys but they’re a super fan of at least one. The fantastic four have had nothing but shitty adaptations so their comic fandom is bigger than their movie fandoms it’s wonderful. I don’t really ship Johnny with Peter beyond like oh they probably were a friends with benefits situation or a Johnny is way more hopelessly in love situation. Nah the real goat of Johnny Storm ships is Johnny and Wyatt Wingfoot that is a power couple that can stand the test of time. But unfortunately it’s a very small tag and there’s quite a few writers who don’t know how to be normal about Native Americans. But my diehard spidey ship is parksborn and that tag is such a mixed bag! Sometimes it’s like the perfect replication of the comic dynamic, sometimes it’s the Raimi movies (functionally two different characters but also fun), something to do with the cartoons (not my thing because they’re kids doing high school drama), whatever the fuck Andrew Garfield had going with that dying Victorian orphan, or Harry is the evil ex but like evil the same way Norman was like fuck off!

Anyway spidey torch is the only spidey dude slash ship that has like consistently good fics but all the other ships you’ve gotta sift through a lot of bull shit but it’d be so much easier to find what I want if people would just tag their shit correctly!

Anyway thank you for bitching with me anon. Reminder: fuck the mcu until Sabra is removed from captain America 4, pirate your movies and comics and don’t buy shit from them. Pirate spectacular Spider-Man comics and every single Wyatt Wingfoot appearance

[a-v-j]

AVJ i gift you this. You can only use it once.

Neat

*use at self*

..mr.stark, i dont feel so good ...

[ryssbelle]

[caesza]

[team-downey-1965]

New tweet! 

[marvel-noms]

If you’re taking requests for stories, could you write one where somebody takes in both Peter and Tony to protect them, and Tony has done this before and is used to it but Peter is super freaked out and needs to be calmed down? Thank you, I love this au so much

Tony knew the second the plan went sideways he'd be tucked away snuggly in Steve's gut. 

That usually wasn't a problem but this time Peter was on the mission too, which meant that he'd be swallowed down too. 

He hadn't exactly told the kid about the whole 'swallowing each other for protection so he wasn't exactly too keen on what was about to happen.

"Roger's dont you dare." 

Peter shot him a confused look doing his best to keep the weird creatures hydra sicced on them away. He was doing a decent job all things considering.

If Steve heard him over the coms he didn't say anything. 

"Mr.stark? What's wrong?" Peter asks hesitantly as they fight. Tony wished he had time to explain but the second he heard the shield wham into several bodies he knew any time they had was gone. 

"Nothing- just...kid you trust me right?" He asks nervously, blasting a creature down. He could see Steve fighting his way to them, a determined look set on his face. He grits his teeth and covers Peter as the kid refilled his web shooters. 

Peter made a small nervous sound but didnt seemed too freaked out yet. "I..um yeah? Mr.stark what's gonna happen?" 

God the kid was too precious. He could practically see the nervous look on the kid's face behind his mask. 

"So- something extremely weird but you've gotta stay calm." He says firmly. He felt his knees weakening when he saw Steve finally making a path to the.. He couldn't deny the feeling of safety he had inside the man.

"M-mr.stark? You're um..freaking me out a lil."  Peter admits quitely. He got closer to Tony, a silent move of asking for comfort. He seemed to brighten up when he saw Steve, taking his mask off to greet their teammate.

"Sorry kid just- it's going to be alright, got it? Steve's very gentle and the fight shouldn't last that long." Tony explains briefly. A shudder runs along his spine when Steve finally got to them, placing a hand on both his and Peter's shoulder without a word. 

"What?" Peter squeaks out. Tony squeezed his eyes shut as Steve quickly adjusted their size. He felt a bit sympathetic for the kid, it always sucked the first time. He wondered if the kid had enough sense to shut his eyes. 

Steve's hand followed him down, no doubt his other hand doing the same with Peter. He was used to the feeling of shrinking, it happened far to often for him not to be used to it, the spiderling would get used to it eventually too. 

"Mr.Rogers?" Peter squeaked out. Tony could tell the kid was freaked out. There really wasnt an easy way to explain that he was safe at this point. Too much to explain in the awkward time they had left.  

"It's going to be fine son, just try to relax." Steve reassures the kid softly.

 Tony couldn't exactly see Peter thanks to the soldier carefully cuping his hand around him and lifting them both up. He could just imagine the look of confusion on the poor kids face. 

"Try to do it quicky!" Tony says with a grimace. If the kid managed to get sticky on something it wasn't going to be a fun time for Steve. 

Peter was probably in shock at the moment which could be used in their favor. He knew the kid's power didn't work all that well when he was emotional. 

"Got it." Steve says. He was more than thankful that the super solider was trying to be quieter, he wasn't entirely sure how Peter's spider senses were holding up. 

He grimaced when the other hand moved up to the solider's mouth, the kid sliding effortlessly into the awaiting maw.  

They didn't have much time, both until Peter started panicking or until the monsters decided to regroup and attack. 

Tony wasn't used to seeing the whole process happen, he was usually too busy focusing on not accidently kicking something vital. 

When Steve swallowed he was amazed at how effortlessly the kid slipped down. The small lump wriggling every second of the way until he disappeared beneath Steve's collar bone. 

"Well… I guess it's my turn." Tony says after Steve took a breath. The kid definitely needed someone with him, it was his first time and lord knew the spiderling couldn't sit still even in normal situations. 

"Good guess." 

He shakes his head and shifts slightly. The fact that this all had become normal was hilarious to him. What person in their right mind wanted to be eaten? 

Tony was easily pulled out of his thoughts when his legs were eased into Steve's mouth, careful but quick. He wriggles in giving his friend a small hand to move the process along. It hadn't been long since Peter had landed after all. 

It was hot, slimy and more than disgusting but it was safe. 

"Bet the kid's wreaking havoc on your insides." He says. He smiled sympathetically giving the tongue a small pat, it twitched under him slightly.

The response was a small hum, the soldier tilting his head up and swallowing thickly. Tony did his best to stay still, wriggling slightly when the muscles squeezed him a bit too hard for comfort. He knew Steve couldn't help it, but it got uncomfortable with the reactor.

The steady thumping of the heart was always a comfort. It was a constant sound that never failed to soothe his nerves. 

He grimaces as he was squished down, feeling slight pressure before he landed in a mostly empty chamber with a squelch. The first thing he noticed was the panicked breathing of the spiderling, and also the mostly amusing sight of said kid clinging to a rippling stomach wall for dear life. 

"Mr.stark?" 

He could just barely make Peter's face out in the dark, but he could see the terrified look on his face. 

"Hey kiddo." 

Tony wasn't sure what to say to make it better. The first time Steve hadn't even made it clear that he was going to be okay.

He lets a small grunt out as Peter detaches himself from the muscle, dive bombing him.

"I- mr...I dont wanna die." The kid manages to get out between panicked breaths. It was obvious he was trying not to cry at the moment. 

"Woah woah- who said anything about dying?" He grumbles, wrapping his arms around the kids small frame. They were both soaked with salvia and other various fluids but that didn't stop Peter from burying his face into his mentors chest. 

"This is weird as hell, disgusting even- but it's safe." He continues on. Peter flinches when Steve's stomach let a small gurgle out, obviously confused at what the hell had been dropped into it. 

"Safe?" Peter echos, not dating to look up yet. The area shifted, a dull thud echoing from the outside. No doubt the Captain was being attacked. 

"Completely. I've done this before...quite a few times actually." He murmured softly. He rubs Peter's back, letting the kid cling to him. The kid wouldn't instantly relax but it was a start. 

"..b..but..how? This shouldn't be possible." 

Tony had given up trying to rationalize all of this long ago. He sighs softly, grimacing as they slide around with Steve's movements. They were stuck under several inches of solid muscle which would be the safest either of them would ever be. 

"Don't think too hard about it kiddo. It just happens." 

Peter tightens his grip the more they slide around, but he was finally looking up from his mentors chest. In the dim blue light he could see the kids eyes darting around, more with curiosity than fear this time. 

"...it's..and it's safe?" Peter sounded so small and tired. He felt bad for the kid, this had to be hard on him. 

"Yeah, it's safe. We just have to hang out until the fights over." He reassures softly. 

"Just hang on kiddo." 

Tony let a small sigh out, giving Peter a small pat on the back. The kid wordlessly shifted closer to him, gripping the jacket fabric tightly. 

They were definitely having a team discussion later. 

[daughterofthesunlands]

Currently watching Rings of Power episode 8 of S2 again and why as soon as I heard Annatar's voice did I go:

*immediately trying to contact the middle-earth police*

[sylvctica]

sits on the ground and stares at ceiling. pulls a ‘i dont feel so good mr.stark’ and disappears into the void. 

saucy art below, more implied but u know

[imma-new-soul]

Surrounded by Idiots (MCU)

This is for @simsadventures 1k Challenge my trope was Stranded on a deserted island this is my first time doing something like this an god it was soooo fun!!

Warning: Stong Language

I would like to add more depending on if you guys like it SO PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT MORE... enjoy

My Masterlist

You: Why couldn't you just land the plane on the beach?

Steve: It was a matter of public safety

Rhodey: Who let Steve pilot the plane anyway?

Steve: Come on it wasn't even my fault, we were coming in way to hot

Tony: Well Earhart you do have a track record of crashing planes into freezing cold water

Sam: Man can we just stop all this bickering and get to shore already

Peter: umm Mr.Stark I can't feel my toes

Bucky: it's nOt tHaT bAd!

Nat: Can you all shut up before I drown one of you

You: I second that!

Tony: excuse me? Someone's grumpy

You: Yea No shit Sherlock it's like we're on the set of Titanic. This water has to be -30°

Steve: Look we're almost there just a few more feet guys we can do it.

Tony: I'm so gonna need a hot rock massage after this

Peter: finally LAND!!

Tony: F.R.I.D.A.Y scan the island for people

F.R.I.D.A.Y: ...

Rhodey: Nice try Tones

Steve: since all systems are done we need to try to do this the old fashioned way

You: *mumbles under breath* I'm sure you're an expert at that

Steve: I'm going to ignore that.. Some of us should try to look around the island and see if there's a village or any form of civilization

Sam and Bucky: NOT IT!!

You: Wait hold up..you dont deserve to be incharge anymore Captain dumbass , you got us into this mess

Steve: So what do you suggest we do then?

Tony: Yea what should we do?

You: I think all the guys should strip

You: you know

You: To let your suits dry off

Peter: well.. the thing is... I'm not really wearing any underwear under this

Sam: I'll go first

Rhodey: Sam please no one wants to see that, we need a REAL plan

Nat: Steve and I will scout the island and the rest of you try to build a fire so we can warm up and dry our clothes

Bruce: finally someone with a good plan

Nat and Steve walks away

Clint: Now does anyone know how to start a fire

You *clutches chest* JESUS CHRIST!! Barton where'd you come from!

Clint: *whispers* The shadoooooows

You: who can start a fire?

Sam: I mean I am hot enough to burn your eyes but I have no clue

You: ew

Peter: I knew I should have brought my chemics box

Bucky: Listen kid we dont need any nerdy chemicals to start a fire, we need man power

Peter: *tears up*

You: *holding Peter like a little wounded kitten* DONT TALK TO THE BABY LIKE THAT

Peter: Thanks y/n

Tony: Does anyone have a lighter?

Rhodey: Why would anyone have a lighter Tony?

Bruce: dont we need like charcoal or something?

Sam: We're trying to start a fire not light a barbeque

You: OH MY GOD I'm surrounded by idiots, I'm surrounded by idiots and we're all gunna die here

Bucky: Stop being so dramatic

You: stop being such a grumpy bitch

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[starkerismysexuality]

Starker - Teacher Au

Featuring: Teacher! Tony Stark and Student! Peter Parker.

Peter Parker was the new kid in the block, recently been recruited by one of the most selective schools in brooklyn with the promise of paying all of his schools fees.

Fresh faced and bambi eyes, parker felt small compared to the grand scale of the ancient school.

So much, he walked straight into his first period teacher, successfully scattering the man's notes all over the pebble sidewalk.

Peter was mortified, truly close to breaking out crying. Tears welled in his eyes as he hung his hand in shame.

“O-oh my! I'm so so sorry sir!” - (squeakiest boi)

“hey, dont freak out about it kid. Just don't do it again.” “you're new, correct? I would remember such a face…”

Que peter being shell shocked by the sheer beauty of the man in front of him. Was he his teacher!? Eyes wide, once again, he froze like a deer in headlights as they both connected eyes.

“Anyways, im Mr.Stark, do hurry along to roll call, you don't want to be getting in trouble, correct?”

Peter stood wordless, nodding and speaking a ‘yes sir’, before quickly scampering off to roll call, eyes downcast on his timetable to make sure he knew where he was going.

He stayed oblivious to the teachers eyes watching him walk away, eyes straining on the males behind and his mind lingering on the way ‘sir’ had rolled off the young man's tongue.

Boy, was he screwed.

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Should I do more on this? I feel like it writing isn't as good as it used to, nor my edits!

[justmewoo]

TroubleMaker [ Tony Stark x Trouble Maker Son Reader] Part 1/2

Tony Stark x Happy x Male Reader x Peter Parker x Ned are the characters in this first part but no romance included.

Just an idea I got last night enjoy this first part of the one shot. If you would like to be tagged on part 2 let me know. This is 4.0k words and unedited. I appreciate all feedback!!!

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"I don't think this is such a great idea [M/N] what if Happy comes to check up on us." Said a whiney Parker. 

I smirked laughing. "He's not going to come here I told him I was at your house doing a science project. There's no reason why he should come here at least tonight. You have to let lose Parker come on stop being such a scary cat." I patted his shoulder while unlocking the house door. 

"It's not that i'm scared it's just I dont want my internship with Mr.Stark to get ruined." I jumped on his shoulders. 

"You're Spiderman who fights crimes and your scared about someone like my dad? Come on, if by any chance this doesn't turn out how we want it I promise to stick up for you and you can blame all of this on me. I won't tell him that this was all your idea." 

"Thanks [M/N] You're a really good friend....... wait what do you mean this was my idea? The one who wanted to throw a party is you not me." Peter acted defenseless. 

I laughed out loud. "I'm just kidding Parker take a joke would you. By the way there's going to be some really good food. The chefs that have cooked for my dad are preparing some delicious cuisines. And there's going to be a lot of drinks if you know what I mean." I nudge him on the shoulder. 

"[M/N] this isn't right we could get in a lot of trouble." Peter complained again. I pinched the top of my nose feeling annoyed. "I'm going upstairs to get ready for the party do you mind helping out and getting all of the cups out from the cabinet." I saluted walking upstairs to my room to get ready. I tossed my phone on the night stand with out any sound jumping into the shower. Peter was freaking out downstairs fighting with himself wether he should or not call Mr.Stark and tell him the plans he's son is planning for tonight. Peter sigh having no other choice but to help out his friend with tonight's party. Peter went to the kitchen and looked for the plastic cups and took them out. 

I had finished taking a shower and getting dressed. I had decided to wear a simple black shirt with rip light blue jeans with a pair of black new Jordan shoes. I comb my black hair and put on some cologne all around me smiling at myself through the mirror. I did all sorts of pose to flexing when I had an idea. I quickly left my room and entered my parent's bedroom looking for the last piece to make me feel complete. I sigh looking for the missing item when finally opening one of my dad's drawer a pair of purple light glasses that stood there staring back at me. I smirked before taking them from the drawer and putting them on. I jumped on their bed turning to the front facing their mirror. "Are you from Tennessse because your the only one I see." I winked at myself before falling on the bed laughing to myself. I stood up and left their bedroom but not before closing the door after me. I walked through the hallway before walking to the edge of the staircase. "Peter did you take all the cups from the cabin like I told you- oh hey Happy what are you doing here?" I asked acting dumb. Happy stood in front of Peter with a serious face. 

"I thought you two had a science project together in Peter's house." Happy said glancing between the two of us. "W-we do it's just..... I..... [M/N] forgot his notebook and came here for it. Isn't that right [M/N]" Peter said. 

"Yeah, Yeah, he's right we just came for my notebook. We where actually on our way out." I said asurring him. Happy walked over to me yanking the sunglasses from my face. 

"Then why are you wearing Tony's sunglasses." Happy pointed a hand to the glasses in his hand. I looked at Peter for help but he shook his head. 

I avoided Happy's gaze. "I uhh.... need them for the science project we are doing isnt it right Peter." I said but Happy didn't seem to bite in to my story one bit. 

"Oh, really, whats the project about." Happy walked over to the couch and sat down. Peter and I sent stares at one another coming up for an idea. 

"Glass work." 

"Water." We both said at the same time. "So which one is it?" Happy said. 

"Water glass work... it's about the difference between water glass and eyeglasses." I blurted randomly. 

Happy stood from the couch. "Alright, sounds good to me just make sure not to return back late and call me when you want me to pick up let's go." I looked at Peter asking for help. 

"That won't really be necessary Happy we can go walking together it's not far from here." Peter blurted out. But Happy shook his head taking out his car keys from he's pocket. 

"It's best if I drive you two. The sun's setting down I don't want Tony barking at me if something was to happen." Happy walked ahead of us while Peter and I stood behind whispering to one another. 

"We can't leave people along with the chefs are going to be arriving anytime soon." I whispered. "What are we going to do?" I thought for a quick second. "Actually you know what, I don't feel so good maybe it's best if we stay here to do the science project. Plus you're right it's getting late so is it cool if Peter stays to work on the project together?" I said praying inside that Happy will agree. 

Happy turned around. "Alright it will be easier for me if you stayed here. I'll call your dad and tell him your going to stay here with Peter. I'll see you tommorow morning." 

I cleared my throat. "Happy can I have my dad's glasses back?" I asked. Happy took them out from his pocket and toss them to me. Happy walked over to the door and glance at us before opening the door and shutting it after him. 

Peter and I sigh in relief. "That was a close one I didn't think he would leave." Peter said taking a seat on the couch. I nodded crashing next to him looking up at the ceiling. "Me and you both good thing he left. For a second there I thought we where going to get caught." 

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The chef's had finally arrived an hour later to prepared all of their amazing food. I had asked them to prepare tons of shrimp and sushi, along with some snacks with those fancy crackers with cheese. While they prepared the food Peter got ready Ned had arrived a few minutes later. A little bit of less than half an hour people from school started to show up. I had played with the lights asking F.R.I.D.A.Y. to dim the lights of the Tower. "Are any of the avengers here?" Ned asked. I shoot my head. 

"No, thankfully they are all away doing their own thing or away in a mission." I yelled through the loud music. "Sweet glasses." "Thanks! There my dad's. Hey Peter's coming." I shouted and watched Peter coming downstairs wearing new fresh clothing. 

"Looking good Pet, see I told you everything was going to turn out just fine now have fun there's drinks by the bar and the chefs are going around surveying food. I have guest to attend see you all in a bit." I nudged them both leaving the pair talking with one another. "Gosh, I really i'm turning like my old man. Oh well guess they run in the jeans." I said to myself. 

 "F.R.I.D.A.Y raise up the volume." I yelled standing on top of the table. People cheered at the music playing. I grabbed a cup with a bit of alcohol in it mixing it with soda. Being seventeen years old makes life a bit easier and why not when your a Stark life becomes easier. I walked all over the house making sure everyone was good and everything in place. 

I want some more

Oh, oh

What are you waitin' for?

Take a bite of my heart tonight

Oh, oh

I want some more

Oh, oh

What are you waitin' for?

What are you waitin' for?

Say goodbye to my heart tonight. The song Animal by Neon Trees begin to blast all over the Tower. I had grabbed a random girl and danced with her. I moved to the sound of the beat. I twirled her around taking off my shirt off exposing my toned body to everyone. The girls all watched in awe as they stared. Then two more girls jumped and I danced with them three singing and drinking having a good time. Too busy having fun someone suddenly grabbed me from behind. I turned around to find Peter and Ned. My chest breathing heavily with a few specs of sweat falling down my chest. "What Peter can't you see i'm dancing with the girls." I said feeling annoyed. 

"Your dad's calling Peter there's a chance he's been calling you too. Where's your phone?" Ned said freaking out showing me Peter's phone. 

"Just sent him to voicemail if Happy already called him saying we where "working" on our science project then he thinks we are too focused on our homework. As for my phone I have no idea where it is. HAS ANYONE SEEN MY PHONE?" I said yelling to everyone but none of them knew where it was. I shrugged looking at them and continued to dance with the girls. Peter and Ned fell worried but took the chance of not answering Tony. 

It was after three hours that people started to leave including the guys but feeling drunk makes the time go by fast. At the end of the night I had gotten the phone numbers of all those three girls written all over my arms. I had their lipstick all over my face. As everyone left it was soon just us three alone with a big mess everywhere. I looked around giggling to myself looking stupid. Peter sigh looking at his watch. "I need to go on patrol." He said grabbing his backpack and belongings. Ned also got his stuff and got ready to go. 

"Aweee your leaving already don't leave I don't want to stay all alone here by myself." I pleaded. 

"Look we'll help you get to bed and then we'll leave. It's getting late I don't want my aunt May to be worried about me." I got up from the couch and launch myself toward Ned. Peter helped him carry me upstairs. Reaching the top floor they took off my shoes and jeans stripping me to my shorts and laying me down on the bed. I clunged to Peter not wanting to let go of him but he pushed me to the bed and covered me with the blankets. They shut the lights off and left my bedroom. A few minutes later the whole house was quiet. I had fallen asleep right quickly so I failed to listen to heavy steps coming upstairs.

I could hear steps but I was also half asleep snoring dreaming random stuff. My head lay on the pillow while my body was all stretch out with the blankets touching the floor. The sound of a door being opened was heard coming from inside my room. To busy in La La Land I didn't feel them pull the blankets off me until my body landed on the floor. I opened my eyes to the lights turned on. I continued to sleep pulling the blankets back on my body. After a few seconds the blankets where off me for the second time. Feeling pissed and annoyed I lifted my head to find my dad's suit of armor staring down at me. "What the hell?" I asked. I sit up rubbing my eyes squinty at it. "I'm probably dreaming or left his suit in my room." I said laughing like an idiot until the suit began to talk.

"Are you out of your mind this is what studying with Peter was about?" The robot spoke sounding like Happy. 

I laughed at him. "Dad why do you sound like Happy?" I looked at him with a dumb face. 

"I'm not Happy it's me Tony your father I should had never left you all alone this is what you do when we are gone. You have school tommorow for crying out loud. What's Pepper going to think if she would to see you." He said sounding angry. "And do you have lipstick all over face. Great you even have a damn hickey on your neck [M/N] when are you going to grow up." 

I giggled. "I also got three phone numbers isn't it cool Happy but nooo Peter was a party pooper but I showed him just don't tell dad and mom." I pointed a finger and lay again on the cold floor. "Dancing is a lot better than working out because boy did I sweat a lot." I said before shutting my eyes and falling asleep. The last thing I heard was the sound of muffled and steps walking away.

The sound of an alarm woke me up. I groan in annoyance reaching for the stupid alarm but then I felt beneath me to feel the cold floor. I opened my eyelids and adjusted them to the light of the sun coming through the window. I looked around before standing up quickly to shut the alarm off. Once I turned it off I jump onto the bed before closing my eyes again. I quickly opened my eyes at the memory of last night. I looked at the alarm clock. 7:00 happy is supposed to get here at 7:30 which means I only have about thirty minutes until he gets here. I quickly jumped out of the bed and rush towards the closet to put a white undershirt underneath then a white shirt on top and black jeans. I quickly grabbed my shoes from underneath the bed and put socks on before putting the shoes on. I comb my hair quickly. I then grabbed a pair of black sunglasses and put them on. I quickly grabbed the backpack and ran for the bathroom upstairs. I did my business and brush my teeth with some splashing on my face to keep me awake that's when I noticed I had lipstick all over my face and a big purple hickey under my neck. I went back to the room and grabbed a black hoodie to hide the hickey. The only problem is it was hot outside.Once I was done I headed for downstairs where there was a major mess. Bottles and cups where everywhere the furniture all dirty with a few stains on them. The black shirt I had on last night was dirty and had one of the edge torn up. I tried to pick up some of the mess and looked for my phone but no luck until I found it underneath the couch broken to pieces. I started to freak out in the inside, the phone was barely new and it wasn't exactly cheap either. And when my parents find out they're going to flip out especially mom. Too busy in my own thoughts someone ring at the door. "I'm coming!" I yelled getting up from the floor putting the phone inside my backpack. 

I quickly grabbed the keys from the door frame that hang and quickly went out before Happy had a chance to come inside and see the big mess from last night. I closed the door after myself locking it and speed walk to the black car. What I didn't know was that a pair of glasses where also broken somewhere in the kitchen and a program who had recorded everything from last night's party. And the suit of armor I was talking to was not a dream. I sat on the passenger seat to see Happy wearing his usual black suit. He had music blasting which I had turned the volume all the way down before closing the car door. "Good morning [M/N]." He said. I shook my head. "Don't speak i'm not in the mood to talk right now just drive." I said looking forward. Happy only looked at me suspicious but didn't say a word through out the way to school. As for me a million scenarios where running through my head. Even the way to school felt immensely short. 

"By the way-" I closed the door after getting out of the car and speed walking inside the school hoping to find Ned or Peter but I didn't get to see any of them. As I walked through the hallways people glanced my way but I ignored their gaze and walked to my locker. One of the girls from last night came running towards me hugging my side. "Good Morning [M/N] are you ready to head out to class?" A beautiful girl with blond hair said clinging onto me before planting a big kiss on my lips. I felt astonished by her kiss I felt myself melting under her spell and returned the kiss. 

The bell soon ranged pulling away from each other. We catched our breaths before she grabbed onto my arm then hand. "L-let me grab my stuff so we can head over to class." I said rather quickly. After grabbing my stuff I closed the locker and went out to class holding hands with her. Along the way people commented on the party saying how fun it was. Which honestly felt pretty good hearing that. Soon shortly we arrived to class and went our separate ways to sit in our seats.

During class the lecture became boring and before I knew it I had fallen asleep. Then a sudden sound of something slammed on my desk woke me up. The classroom laughed but gained an ugly glare from the teacher. "Stay after class Mr. Stark." She said. I sigh looking back at Peter before paying attention to the lecture. 

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As the bell rang everyone including Jenny the girl who I found out was her name kissed me in the morning left with the rest including Peter passed patting my shoulder with a pity look and exited the classroom. I got up from the chair and over to the front taking a seat in front of the teacher. "What's going on with you [M/N] you've never acted this way before." She said. 

I don't know how to respond back. I can't let her call Happy or my parents especially not my dad. I gulped thinking for an answer. "I uhh...... i'm sorry I just stayed up really late working on a project." I said lying. 

She crossed her arms before chuckling."Is that so, it's funny you mention that because out in the hallway everyone talked about the party of the year in the Stark Tower on a school night." I gulped. "I'm calling your parent's and the principal will be aware of last night's party." She threatened.

"Come on, please anything but calling my parent's. I promise I will do anything to make up the lecture but please don't call my parent's." I beg with a sad face. The teacher thought for a moment. "Fine. But, you will have detention after school and I will give you the lecture from class go on." I smiles feeling relief. 

"Thanks teach, I promise it won't ever happen again I swear." I said before running out of the classroom to my next class. Running through the hallways someone grabbed me from the sweater and push me onto the lockers it was Jenny who wrapped her arms around my neck kissing me none stop. Of course I returned the kiss but honestly it was kinda getting annoying. I tried to talk in between the small mini make out session but it was impossible to push her away. I only had a few minutes until the bell rang and honesty I didn't want to get in trouble again. My head hurt and I was starving. I pulled away from her grip catching air we both gasp. "Jenny I have to go." I said running away from her. Jenny called after me but I couldn't care less at this point. 

As I ran away, I saw a kid from my class passing by wearing a pair of glasses that looked a lot like the ones I took from my dad. I turned around and ran to his direction. When I turned him around to see me I stared at the glasses it was definitely my dad's glasses. "Hey, you where at the party last night those are my dad's glasses." I said pointing a finger directly at him. The guy pushed me and tripped me falling on my hands to the floor and took off running. "I seriously don't have time for this right now." I said cursing to myself standing up and running after him. The hallways where already empty soon the bell rang but going to class now wasn't a priority anymore. It was to get those glasses back before dad realizes I took them without permission. 

I ran after the kid not losing his sight. The squeak of our shoes made echoes inside the hallways. "Come on, I'll give you anything you want if you give me those glasses back." I yelled running after him. 

"I'm keeping these sunglasses thank you very much." He yell back. I frowned feeling frustrated. I have been chasing him all through the hallways including the inside of the cafeteria. "Don't be such an asshole Oscar come on give them back and I won't beat you up." 

"I'm not scared of you Stark." Oscar yell almost tripping on his feet when he suddenly collided with a tall figure. Unaware of the situation I continue to run after him and taking the glasses from him who stood still. "I told you I was going to get them back." I turned my back on him ready to leave when a hand pulled me from behind. 

"Mr. Stark." A deep voice said. I turned around gulping hearing the voice. "M-Mr. Principal sir." I said. "You two come with me." Was all he said. 

I sigh and walked with Oscar behind the principal and put the sunglasses away inside my backpack. I groaned feeling irritated and tired from all the running. I punched Oscar in the arm without the principal watching. Oscar whined returning the punch back. I punched him twice as hard on the shoulder. He was about to punch me back when the principal glance behind him and Oscar hugged me instead. It took a two minute walk to the office. 

Once inside his office we sat on each chair in front of his desk. After all the things that have happened this morning I regret doing the party last night. Peter was right it was a big mistake and I still have to worry about all the mess at home. The big stains on the couch is is going to be the hardest thing to fix around the Tower. I can already picture my mother's angry face. I only had less than a day until they return which is tommorow night. What if I blame it on Thor.... now that I think about it that won't be a great idea. I can't blame it on Morgan either. Too busy in my own little world I failed to hear the principal lecturing us. "I'm calling both of your parent's." Was all I catched before he dialed my dad's phone. 

"I'm so dead." I murmur under my breath.