#mr. davidsons
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rockrosethistle · 1 year ago
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my favourite physical gag in any Hatchetfield show ever is in 'What Do You Want, Paul?' when Mr. Davidson mimes the outline of a woman but doesn't stop at two curves and in fact keeps drawing curves all the way to the floor.
I just know he would've kept going if the floor wasnt there. Infinite curves. The ideal woman is actually just a really tall snowman
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rentumblsstuff · 10 months ago
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jackfromthefairytale · 1 year ago
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not enough people are torchwood fans in 2023. like, if this shit was airing now instead of like sixteen years ago then tumblr gays would be eating this shit up. if the big finish stuff was more easily available, people would probably also be eating it up. janto and jyler would be a ship war (a heavily to one side ship war, but a ship war nonetheless). the colchester-price fans would be happily eating popcorn at the side. everyone would be an orr and tosh fan. gwen and yvonne would be tumblr sexywomen. there'd be people picking out everything burn gorman has ever been in. there would be essays about why ng should/shouldn't be hated. andy davidson would still be lurking in the background. myfanwy would have more canon appearances.
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nocakesformissedith · 1 year ago
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Pokey: Welcome to the first meeting of the "Fuck Paul Matthews" club! Members, please introduce yourselves. 😊
Emma, Mr. Davison, Greenpeace Girl, Melissa, Bill, and Ted, sweating: Um, I think we misunderstood what this club was about.
Pokey: No…. you were right. 😔
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atoneofconscious · 1 year ago
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Onion Headlines in Hatchetfield
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intern2 · 5 months ago
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sooo i havent posted art in forever but turns out ive drawn the hatchetfield characters over 300 times in the past month so im about to promptly post all of that. starting with the show that started it all ITS THE GUY WHOOOO DIDNT LIKE MUSICALS NANANANANANANANNANA NANNANANA WOO
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cerebrobullet · 6 months ago
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Mr. Harley and Mr. Davidson
request for @themummersfolly
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themummersfolly · 6 months ago
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In a kinder world, Mary Jabassa lives to a ripe old age. She and her wife K.T. Concannon run a greenhouse and nursery called The Green Place.
In a kinder world, Furiosa and Jack are happily married and living in a peaceful working class neighborhood. They've recently started dating a twitchy loner named Max; the three of them get on like a house on fire.
In a kinder world, Joe Moore runs the multinational corporation Aqua Cola with the help of P. L. Eater and M. Kalashnikov. Furiosa and Jack both work for him; Furiosa's building a record of sexual harassment and OSHA and EPA violations he's responsible for. He's about to go down.
In a kinder world, Rictus got a better upbringing and lives with his brother Corpus; they're each other's caretakers. Corpus has a degree in astronomy and contributes to several major publications. Rictus collects Happy Meal toys and harms absolutely no one.
In a kinder world, Angharad and company are sorority sisters going to college. They all have bright futures.
In a kinder world, the Organic Mechanic is a critical care paramedic in a big city. He's exactly the same, he just has better equipment to work with. He still has the tree of evolution tattoo; the tally marks on his arm are successful codes he's worked.
In a kinder world, Dementus is happily pursuing a career in the circus between stints in jail.
In a kinder world, Mr. Harley and his husband Mr. Davidson run a well-known local motorcycle dealership. Mr. Harley is also a chapter president for Bikers Against Child Abuse; he's done time for beating a pedo half to death.
In a kinder world, Smeg is a popular DJ and standup comedian. He runs a blog about the art of mime and physical comedy.
In a kinder world, Hamish "History Man" Campbell still gives the occasional lecture, despite being retired. He spends most of his time with his wife Francesca since she beat cancer years ago. ( @thebyrchentwigges )
In a kinder world, the Octoboss enlisted in the Air Force and is pursuing a degree in aerospace engineering, with an eye on becoming a pilot. He can't seem to let go of his childhood friendship with Dementus; he keeps telling himself this won't come back to bite him in the ass.
In a kinder world, his kid brother Ramboss runs a guide service and competes professionally in motor cross. (This one's for AnimationFan2006)
In a kinder world, Rizzdale Pell is in prison.
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teranobriss · 1 year ago
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My friend and I were talking about how Mr. Davidson does not appear to have any like, coffee pots or easy routes of infection in his office (at least that we know of)
And given his "there's gotta be something that'll keep my hands off you" line and the fact that he absolutely dashes toward Paul, we concluded that he pretty much had to be infecting people by aggressively making out with them; there was really no other way he could've, which is both horrifying and a little bit hilarious
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starkidsdaily · 10 months ago
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Apparently I have a thing for chaotic bts photos
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luc1ferian · 1 year ago
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So uh yeah
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rockrosethistle · 10 months ago
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so I was a little disappointed to find that Mr. Davidson's newspaper is just a regular newspaper that they taped the word "Hatchetfield Gazette" and "A Meteor Hits!" on to
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but I was thrilled to notice Mr. Chasity's newspaper was filled with lovely bits of lore. Including
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"Nighthawks prepare to swoop"
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"Mayor Lauter's re-election campaign off to a rocky start"
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"New land development proposed at edge of Witchwood Forest"
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"(Hatchetfield?) puts its foot on the gas!"
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"Mamma Mia! disappoints at the Starlight Theater"
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"High society hangout destroyed"
Except I literally cannot think of what this could be referencing. Maybe high is a play on words and they're talking about Emma's farm burning down? Only she gets arrested at the end of Perky's Buds, which doesn't line up with her working at Beanies later in the show. The only other thing I could think of is maybe The Birdhouse, which android Emma burns down, but that happens after Emma and Paul get married. So that's a bit of a mystery
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I think he knows the answer
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rhondafromhr · 2 months ago
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crack AU where the apotheosis is successfully stopped and the infected are somehow cured, but it happens right after “What Do You Want, Paul?” so everything just continues as normal except that it’s SUPER awkward between Paul and Mr. Davidson now
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chocohybrid · 6 months ago
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made a handy little chart if anyone was struggling with names for the main gang!
+ bonus height chart (link added)
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Mr Davison was the only one i had to guess at since i couldn’t find anything on his actor so his might not be 100%!
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bachelor-buttons · 1 year ago
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How to Avoid Musical Zombies
Is your small Michigan town dealing with a sinister type of infection? Have your friends caught the singing bug? Follow these tips to escape from your friends-turned-singing-zombie attackers and live to see the next scene!
Stay quiet. Singing, and really any type of noise, attracts the infected. The zombies rely more on sound than on sight, but staying hidden is important too.
If approached by multiple singing zombies, keep moving from place to place. The attackers will be delayed by set changes, buying you some time.
If in a one-on-one situation, place objects (like chairs or stools) between you and the zombie. The zombie will pause what they are doing to deliver a portion of their song while standing on the object in their path. This may allow for escape.
Don't let your attackers spot any kind of weakness, emotional or otherwise. Scare them off with shows of confidence and power.
Whatever you do, DO NOT attempt to join the singing. This is allowing the spores a pathway into your mind, putting you at an exponential risk for infection.
I am Dan Reynolds, and this has been an informational PSA. Stay safe, Hatchetfield.
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randomsufff · 3 days ago
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The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals Swap AU! Featuring King of the Sassyman apocalypse Paul Perkins and Cringe girlfailure Emma Mathews
Something I made up in high school when I was really into making Swap AUs for no reason of all the medias I liked. Thought this one was actually something so I wanted to draw it. I have a bunch more doodles so maybe I’ll go back and remake those someday.
You can prolly tell who I swapped already but Paul and Emma swapped, Charlotte and Mr. Davidson (and co.) swapped, Ted and Greenpeace girl (and co.) swapped, and Bill and Mr. Hidgens are swapped ( but I didn’t draw “Bill” cause idk if everyone would like that- and I didn’t want to model him off of the new Mr.Hidgens/ Jeff Blim cause I’m weird- and I didn’t want two characters visually based off of Jeff Blim on the same “stage”. Does that even make sense logically or emotionally? No. But whatever)
Mini comic based on how short Emma apron is in the actual musical and thinking it would be funny if Paul Perkins also had a short ass apron for no reason, and ranting about it. (Cause be so fr- in a actual barista setting that apron isn’t gonna protect shit)
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