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my favourite physical gag in any Hatchetfield show ever is in 'What Do You Want, Paul?' when Mr. Davidson mimes the outline of a woman but doesn't stop at two curves and in fact keeps drawing curves all the way to the floor.
I just know he would've kept going if the floor wasnt there. Infinite curves. The ideal woman is actually just a really tall snowman
#tgwdlm#mr davidson#paul matthews#jeff blim#jon matteson#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#starkid#team starkid#npmd#black friday#the guy who didn't like musicals#nmt
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#starkid#hatchetfield#tgwdlm#paul matthews#ted spankoffski#emma perkins#bill woodward#mr davidson#professor henry hidgens#professor hidgens#charlotte sweetly#melissa starkid#pokotho
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not enough people are torchwood fans in 2023. like, if this shit was airing now instead of like sixteen years ago then tumblr gays would be eating this shit up. if the big finish stuff was more easily available, people would probably also be eating it up. janto and jyler would be a ship war (a heavily to one side ship war, but a ship war nonetheless). the colchester-price fans would be happily eating popcorn at the side. everyone would be an orr and tosh fan. gwen and yvonne would be tumblr sexywomen. there'd be people picking out everything burn gorman has ever been in. there would be essays about why ng should/shouldn't be hated. andy davidson would still be lurking in the background. myfanwy would have more canon appearances.
#doctor who#torchwood#ianto jones#jack harkness#tyler steele#mr colchester#yvonne hartman#gwen cooper#orr#toshiko sato#ng (torchwood)#andy davidson#owen harper#this post caters to me and to me only
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Pokey: Welcome to the first meeting of the "Fuck Paul Matthews" club! Members, please introduce yourselves. 😊
Emma, Mr. Davison, Greenpeace Girl, Melissa, Bill, and Ted, sweating: Um, I think we misunderstood what this club was about.
Pokey: No…. you were right. 😔
#tgwdlm#paul matthews#the guy who didn't like musicals#starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#incorrect starkid#they all want him so bad akdnkfkdd he pulls so hard just by being some guy#for the giggles#incorrect tgwdlm#incorrect hatchetfield#emma perkins#ted spankoffski#bill woodward#Melissa#mr. davidson#greenpeace girl#pokey#pokotho#paulkotho#paulkins#oh Greenpeace girl has a name now!!#harmony jones
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Onion Headlines in Hatchetfield
#the guy who didn’t like musicals#hatchetfield universe#mr. davidson#hatchetfield#team starkid#starkid#jeff blim#tgwdlm#nerdy prudes must die#black friday
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sooo i havent posted art in forever but turns out ive drawn the hatchetfield characters over 300 times in the past month so im about to promptly post all of that. starting with the show that started it all ITS THE GUY WHOOOO DIDNT LIKE MUSICALS NANANANANANANANNANA NANNANANA WOO
#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#the guy who didn’t like musicals fanart#tgwdlm fanart#tgwdlm art#mr davidson#ken davidson#ted spankoffski#melissa hatchetfield#bill woodward#charlotte sweetly#henry hidgens#professor hidgens#alice woodward#hatchetfield#nightmare time
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Mr. Harley and Mr. Davidson
request for @themummersfolly
#100% wasteland husbands you are correct#mad max#furiosa#furiosa spoilers#furiosa: a mad max saga#mr. harley#mr. davidson
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In a kinder world, Mary Jabassa lives to a ripe old age. She and her wife K.T. Concannon run a greenhouse and nursery called The Green Place.
In a kinder world, Furiosa and Jack are happily married and living in a peaceful working class neighborhood. They've recently started dating a twitchy loner named Max; the three of them get on like a house on fire.
In a kinder world, Joe Moore runs the multinational corporation Aqua Cola with the help of P. L. Eater and M. Kalashnikov. Furiosa and Jack both work for him; Furiosa's building a record of sexual harassment and OSHA and EPA violations he's responsible for. He's about to go down.
In a kinder world, Rictus got a better upbringing and lives with his brother Corpus; they're each other's caretakers. Corpus has a degree in astronomy and contributes to several major publications. Rictus collects Happy Meal toys and harms absolutely no one.
In a kinder world, Angharad and company are sorority sisters going to college. They all have bright futures.
In a kinder world, the Organic Mechanic is a critical care paramedic in a big city. He's exactly the same, he just has better equipment to work with. He still has the tree of evolution tattoo; the tally marks on his arm are successful codes he's worked.
In a kinder world, Dementus is happily pursuing a career in the circus between stints in jail.
In a kinder world, Mr. Harley and his husband Mr. Davidson run a well-known local motorcycle dealership. Mr. Harley is also a chapter president for Bikers Against Child Abuse; he's done time for beating a pedo half to death.
In a kinder world, Smeg is a popular DJ and standup comedian. He runs a blog about the art of mime and physical comedy.
In a kinder world, Hamish "History Man" Campbell still gives the occasional lecture, despite being retired. He spends most of his time with his wife Francesca since she beat cancer years ago. ( @thebyrchentwigges )
In a kinder world, the Octoboss enlisted in the Air Force and is pursuing a degree in aerospace engineering, with an eye on becoming a pilot. He can't seem to let go of his childhood friendship with Dementus; he keeps telling himself this won't come back to bite him in the ass.
In a kinder world, his kid brother Ramboss runs a guide service and competes professionally in motor cross. (This one's for AnimationFan2006)
In a kinder world, Rizzdale Pell is in prison.
#mad max#furiosa a mad max saga#furiosa#praetorian jack#furyjack#mary jabassa#k.t. concannon#immortan joe#the people eater#the bullet farmer#max rockatansky#dementus#the first history man#smeg#octoboss#mr harley#mr davidson#alternate universe#au#kinder world au#the splendid angharad#the dag#cheedo the fragile#toast the knowing#capable#organic mechanic
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My friend and I were talking about how Mr. Davidson does not appear to have any like, coffee pots or easy routes of infection in his office (at least that we know of)
And given his "there's gotta be something that'll keep my hands off you" line and the fact that he absolutely dashes toward Paul, we concluded that he pretty much had to be infecting people by aggressively making out with them; there was really no other way he could've, which is both horrifying and a little bit hilarious
#starkid#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#team starkid#jon matteson#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#jeff blim#mr davidson tgwdlm#paul matthews#mr davidson
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Apparently I have a thing for chaotic bts photos
#starkid#team starkid#hatchetfield#jon matteson#lauren lopez#jeff blim#joey richter#jaimie lyn beatty#mariah rose faith#corey dorris#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#paul mathews#emma perkins#ted spankoffski#bill woodward#mr davidson
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So uh yeah
#i need to stop getting fixated on stuff#anyway my hatchetfield/starkid arc begins 😊#please tell me nobody made this yet#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#starkid#hatchetfield meme#hatchetverse meme#tgwdlm meme#starkid meme#meme#original meme#og meme#mr davidson#mr davidson tgwdlm#tgwdlm mr davidson#photopost#lucifers gluttony#lucifers humility#lucifers inferno
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so I was a little disappointed to find that Mr. Davidson's newspaper is just a regular newspaper that they taped the word "Hatchetfield Gazette" and "A Meteor Hits!" on to
but I was thrilled to notice Mr. Chasity's newspaper was filled with lovely bits of lore. Including
"Nighthawks prepare to swoop"
"Mayor Lauter's re-election campaign off to a rocky start"
"New land development proposed at edge of Witchwood Forest"
"(Hatchetfield?) puts its foot on the gas!"
"Mamma Mia! disappoints at the Starlight Theater"
"High society hangout destroyed"
Except I literally cannot think of what this could be referencing. Maybe high is a play on words and they're talking about Emma's farm burning down? Only she gets arrested at the end of Perky's Buds, which doesn't line up with her working at Beanies later in the show. The only other thing I could think of is maybe The Birdhouse, which android Emma burns down, but that happens after Emma and Paul get married. So that's a bit of a mystery
I think he knows the answer
#hatchetfield#starkid#npmd#tgwdlm#nerdy prudes must die#the guy who didn't like musicals#hatchetverse#hatchetfieldverse#team starkid#mr davidson#mark chasity
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made a handy little chart if anyone was struggling with names for the main gang!
+ bonus height chart (link added)
Mr Davison was the only one i had to guess at since i couldn’t find anything on his actor so his might not be 100%!
#mr davidson and mr harley were totally husbands btw#furiosa#furiosa a mad max saga#mad max#dementus’s gang#dementus#octoboss#smeg#organic mechanic#fang#mr harley#mr davidson#mr norton#big jilly#squint#rizzdale pell#anyone else ship smeg and dementus btw??#i’ve been tweaking about them for 2 weeks now 😭
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How to Avoid Musical Zombies
Is your small Michigan town dealing with a sinister type of infection? Have your friends caught the singing bug? Follow these tips to escape from your friends-turned-singing-zombie attackers and live to see the next scene!
Stay quiet. Singing, and really any type of noise, attracts the infected. The zombies rely more on sound than on sight, but staying hidden is important too.
If approached by multiple singing zombies, keep moving from place to place. The attackers will be delayed by set changes, buying you some time.
If in a one-on-one situation, place objects (like chairs or stools) between you and the zombie. The zombie will pause what they are doing to deliver a portion of their song while standing on the object in their path. This may allow for escape.
Don't let your attackers spot any kind of weakness, emotional or otherwise. Scare them off with shows of confidence and power.
Whatever you do, DO NOT attempt to join the singing. This is allowing the spores a pathway into your mind, putting you at an exponential risk for infection.
I am Dan Reynolds, and this has been an informational PSA. Stay safe, Hatchetfield.
#starkid#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#hatchetfield#dan reynolds#pokotho#lords in black#unreality#<- just to be safe lol#i wanted to make a silly in-universe post based on some of the mannerisms i noticed while watching the zombies in tgwdlm#specifically mr davidson letting paul escape because he needed to have his moment standing on the chair and also BAM BAM WE'RE THE ARMY
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Happy birthday to my favorite chaotic evil
#jeff blim#starkid#team starkid#hatchetfield#holy musical b@man#sweet tooth hmb#trail to oregon#father tto#mr davidson#twisted the untold story of a royal vizier#aladdin#barry swift#black friday#the guy who didn't like musicals#man in a hurry#a very potter senior year
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whatever they want they want they want, forever you will break
#paul matthews#starkid#hatchetfield#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#nightmare time#hey melissa#abuse#mind control#ask to tag#mr davidson#melissa hatchetfield#comic#traditional art#fencedraws
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