#mr waffles

[clove-pinks]

Not to be Ohh Mister Waffles at 2 in the morning, but I am not over Mr. Waffles, from the 1852 novel Mr. Sponge's Sporting Tour by Robert Smith Surtees.

Mr. Waffles was a "pretty man." Tall, slim, and slight, with long curly light hair, pink and white complexion, visionary whiskers, and a tendency to moustache that could best be seen sideways. He had light blue eyes; while his features generally were good, but expressive of little beyond great good-humour. In dress, he was both smart and various; indeed, we feel a difficulty in fixing him in any particular costume, so frequent and opposite were his changes. He had coats of every cut and colour. Sometimes he was the racing man with a bright-button'd Newmarket brown cut-away, and white-cord trousers, with drab cloth-boots; anon, he would be the officer, and shine forth in a fancy forage cap, cocked jauntily over a profusion of well-waxed curls, a richly braided surtout, with military over-alls strapped down over highly varnished boots, whose hypocritical heels would sport a pair of large rowelled, long-necked, ringing, brass spurs. Sometimes he was a Jack tar, with a little glazed hat, a once-round tye, a checked shirt, a blue jacket, roomy trousers, and broad-stringed pumps; and, before the admiring ladies had well digested him in that dress, he would be seen cantering away on a long-tailed white barb, in a pea-green duck-hunter, with cream-coloured leather and rose-tinted tops.

[...] He had always been a most important personage among the ladies, but as the men couldn't marry him, those who didn't want to borrow money of him, of course, ran him down. It used to be, "Look at that dandified ass, Waffles, I declare the sight of him makes me sick;" or, "What a barber's apprentice that fellow is, with his ringlets all smeared with Macassar."

HELLO????

And of course he's illustrated by John Leech!!

I have never read R.S. Surtees other than skimming him, but Phillis and Cecil Cunnington used him a lot as a source on clothing and fashion for Handbook of English Costume in the 19th Century.

[tonicky]

Mr. Waffles appreciation post

[manicpixietrait]

finn and tecca decided to move in together and adopt a cat who they lovingly named mr. waffles 

[fractualized]

who wants wafflejokes?

I first wrote this because Mr. Waffles deserves a reward for his work with Joker– and then it was in memoriam— and now it's in celebration of his survival! (For now.)

Read on AO3: Few Are Chosen (Rated Explicit)

Key Tags: cultishness, suicidal thoughts, sex (more in AO3 header)

In which Mr. Waffles just wants the boss to be happy.

[g-xix]

so beautiful when someone so much more influential than me can voice my opinion

Like yes Dantdm my king, pls reach to the masses about how YouTubers have changed up sm to just make money by manipulating the fanbase they spent years creating, preach onwards king ��

[ssjumi]

doodled/drew some internet cats (again) 🐱🐾

[d0not-disturb]

i respect you so hard. worried for you also but.. number one grumbo soldier AND going through middle school. jfc. good luck my friend stay safe etc etc etc i wish you all the best forever

[ryemackerel]

wanted to try my hand at drawing my favorite trio from my fnaf good timeline au from a few years back :] meet waffle chicken hamburger!! aka william afton, clara afton, and henry emily.

they came up with the trio name back in college; the three were at a diner and one of them (very likely william) came up with the goofiest group name out of the acronyms of their first names.

deadass i think the fnaf movie refuelled the passion for making fnaf art. this was honestly really fun!! it was so cool looking back at my old fnaf art and coming up with silly headcanons again. these three were the first in mind when it came to redesigning my fnaf human cast, so here you have it!! <3

hope you enjoy!

[firawren]

[kiwithefruitykitty]

The silliest gaggle of sillies! :)

[masochismustango]

posting a meme I did in 2017, ‘cause it may be old, but it’s still gold

[the-wizard-dipper]

Masters' Academy AU: Student Extra.

Art by @okkennymay

[containedconspiracy]

theres other elevator games test elevator is okay i guess? personally i think its kind of boring but the npcs are cute

[akedol]

Character concept doodles for Faunatica

He always loses his glasses…

He found them lol

(He’s also an history teacher)

[homefryboy]

*chipmunk voice* fuck

(commissions open)

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

as you can tell, i'm feeling so great about the upcoming bridget jones: mad about the boy adaptation.

... not!!!!!