so, to recap Korn's pov:
family business in the shitter
police coming after you blasting Bad Boys Bad Boys etc
parents flee the country and leave you to clean up their mess
hot girlfriend you dont like cuts her losses and leaves you in the dust
younger brother gets shot, nearly dies, currently in coma, refuse to leave him (<3)
can't reach your true love you're currently fighting with
find out said true love murdered a guy and is currently on the run
reunite with true love, no longer on the outs (<3 <3)
go on the run bonnie and clyde style :)
go on the run bonnie and clyde style :(
get confronted by cop. find out 1) your younger brother was involved with your true love's younger brother's death; your true love shot your younger brother in revenge; also cheated on you with the cop (but also you were cheating on him so like this one kinda cancels out)***
fuck this cop. how dare he interfere with your love life. he is the most fixable problem here. go to shoot him.
B A D IDEA
true love takes the bullet, dies in front of you
you've lost everything, when all you wanted deep down was one person
Bonus: act your god damn heart out grieving him
Like that is such an insane clusterfuck of like what, 5, 6, 7 hours? Korn's kinda valid for just being like, you know what. fuck this
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since it’s a lot to scroll through. here’s the difference between 1.0 and 13.0 (current version) of the sparklez family tree. it was so simple. what went wrong.
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Leo: I'm here to rescue you.
Frank: ...I've got mixed feelings about that.
Leo: I don't blame you
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Jim is talented
I see two options ; one being Aziraphale and Crowley didn't make that much of a great job supervising Jim, the second being Gabriel and Beelzebub didn't go to Alpha Centauri :
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OKAYYYY so i finished s1 and girl I KNEW PENELOPE WAS LADY WHISTLEDOWN~~ ugh idk i still havent gotten around to liking her </33
daphne and simon are so cute!! buuut something about him kinda irks me, idk he somehow feels very wattpad-ish to me (╥﹏╥)
and omfg ANTHONY GOD ANTHONY im on my knees sir <33 i've spoiled myself that he'll be with this kate girl and i saw that everyone likes her a lot so im looking forward to seeing her!! ALSO i might be the only one on this but HIS SIDEBURNS .... I'LL MISS THEM SM CAUSE I SAW HE WON'T BE HAVING THEM NEXT SEASON NOOOO :((( he looks so hot with them :((
geez sorry for the length but im so HYPED
OMG OMG I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THIS ASK
Girl trust me Penelope is gonna be your FAV IN SEASON 3. She's actually the og delulu fanfic girlie I STAND BY THIS HILL
Yeah idk what it is but Simon is very *gags* like cool I get it you court her but my dude why you licking that spoon like that chill it's not that deep
KANTHONY MY SUPREME COUPLE MY MOTHER AND FATHER THEY BIRTHED ME IDK WHAT YALL SAY The fact that they made Kate, Indian in the show (she's British in the books) makes my heart so full SHE IS ACTUALLY SO AMAZING ITS VERY ENEMIES TO LOVERS EXCEPT THESE TWO ARE IDIOTS CARLY YOU WILL DIE DURING THE CONFESSION SCENE. Simone Ashley and Jonathan Bailey need to adopt me like I need to be their child please
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a simple pleasure of mine is to watch people who haven't read lolita read harrow the ninth and then text them key passages from the former as they hit the corresponding parts in the latter
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Happy 4th Wedding Anniversary to Caitriona Balfe and Tony McGill!
Thanks to CaitTony in Instagram for putting together this wonderful tribute to #tait !
Any Shippers and/or assorted trolls decide to live dangerously today and leave any hate comments, I will immediately block you...for the crime of Supreme Idiocy. Consider this your only warning. Everyone else, please congratulate the happy couple! And BabyBalfeMcgill turns 2 this month as well! 🥳
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Alright….last time (maybe, I’m a demon so…).
ID: Aziraphale is now the Supreme Archangel of Heaven. So he needs gold on his face to blend in. He merely draws on his Mr. Fell the Marvelous swirl mustache in gold! Portrait is drawn in black and white except the gold mustache.
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Sooooo one of my mutuls reminded me that I love The Talented Mr. Ripley so much and I am 100% not normal about it and I just to say that the last time I rewatched it (a few months ago) I hadn't watched that movie for a long time and my only thought was "they want you to think Tom Ripley is the dangerous character but it's actually Dickie Greenleaf. Nothing can destroy your life like the nonchalance a charming person picks you up and puts you down with". And I was 100% sure of that. And then I rewatched the movie and I was like "Okay maybe Tom Ripley was the problem" but you need to understand that everytime I watch that movie it fucks with my brain and my past friendships so hard after a while I always find myself thinking "if Dickie just knew how to love Tom in the right way, none of this would have happened. It's Dickie's fault." And it's not! Tom is deeply fucked up for several reasons! But this movie fucks so hard with me pegs my brain gaslights me like an abusive boyfriend that I always end up thinking "Tom did nothing wrong. Tom did nothing wrong, if Dickie just loved him the right way. It's Dickie's fault."
I just think that people like Dickie Greenleaf can make anyone insane. I think I'd rather never knew the joy of bashing in Dickie's attention that living through the desperation of being derived of it.
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