#mr l: exists

[bowserphobia]

'they're all telling me to get divorced'

[freakattack]

I'm not going to make any bracket predictions although i know who will win (as she deserves) but i am going to show my ballot for the first round because I can't shut up

[oatmealcrisp-freak]

AU where Soichirou is actually home when Light gets back from confirming the Death Note is real and Light cracks and tells him everything and has a complete melt down, is institutionalized or shut up into his room or something tortured genius style. Soichirou, after also making his own confirmation, turns the notebook in, and

Light's concerns turn out to become very, very real. BRB, I'm Patient Zeroing Light Yagami.

[notsocharmingmagician]

If Team Bleck Celebrated Christmas

I know I just said "if team bleck celebrated christmas" but Count Bleck would refuse to celebrate after Timpani's death. He sees no point in festivities and gift-giving when everything is going to be destroyed anyways.

Nastasia would be all about practical gifts for both giving and recieving. She seems to know exactly what her fellow minions need, maybe even before they themselves know. For the few gift she gives that aren't really practical, she has all the gifts planned, bought, and hidden away by June.

O'Chunks doesn't really like recieving gifts. He doesn't have much that he wants and he isn't used to having a lot of unnecessary possessions so getting gifts throws him way off. However, he does really appreciate handmade gifts, especially baked goods. He really likes giving gifts too, but often has a hard time figuring out what to give people since he doesn't want to give something that they don't end up needing.

Mimi LOVES Christmas.... or at least most of it. The aesthetic, getting gifts, yummy cookies, getting gifts, pretty lights, did I mention she loves getting gifts? Every year she has a looooong and expensive Christmas list. At Castle Bleck she pins this list onto the door to her room for everyone to see. Despite this list, she always ends up enjoying the surprise gifts the most because it means someone actually put thought into what she might like. In complete contrast to her love for giving gifts, she hates giving gifts. Shopping for other people is boring and she has no idea what to get if they don't give her a specific list.

Dimentio does not like Christmas. The expactation for the holiday to be joyous and happy makes it all the more painful for him to fake a smile. He's not had people to give gifts to in a long time, and now that he does on team Bleck he has no idea what to give them. He stresses that it won't be good enough and the mediocre gift will worsen his already strained (or at least he thinks its strained) relationships with his teammates. He always makes the gifts he gives, both by hand and with touches of magic. He also feels awkward both in the act of giving and recieving gifts; he hasn't had enough practice with it to fake a good reaction that fits his usual persona.

Mr. L was not with the team long enough for Christmas with his fellow minions, but if he was he'd probably put together little machines as gifts. Something that would make something a little faster or easier, even if its not really that important. He'd want to recieve more tools and robotics supplies.

[dimention-l]

HEY LU- I MEAN'A, L, YEAH. MR. L. WOULD YOU'A HAPPEN TO HAVE ANYTHING LAYING AROUND THAT'A COULD ANNIHILATE AN ENTIRE'A KINGDOM? THE'A WORLD PERHAPS? uhh... ASKING FOR A FRIEND.

- TOTALLY NOT the'a very handsome killer @ttydexe

I'm... Literally inside the void.. the void can and will consume the entirety of existence at some point.

But you need the Chaos Heart to start the whole "consuming and deleting the entire world" thing

So, good luck with that

-Mr. L

[comradecowplant]

firefox are you fucking stupid

[galaxygermdraws]

If Luigi lost his arm, how did he get it back? And also plant horror is really good

I mean Luigi didn't lose his arm, Luigi still has it. It's one of those AUs where Luigi and Mr L got separated through magic frickery or something (haven't thought the details), but since the last appearance of Mr L (at least, by name) was at the end of the game thanks to the Floro Sprout, I kinda just went "what if he had plant bits in his new form" especially because. I mean. He's not even a full person, he's not even supposed to exist, he was made simply as a tool , he has no past, no memories from before the events of SPM, he has vague knowledge (like how he can come up with oddly specific nicknames for Mario, Peach, n Bowser) as well as having certain instincts intrinsic to being Luigi (like knowing he was supposed to have a twin, and thus building Brobot), but like. he was never meant to be a full person.

So he kinda just. Isn't physically fully a person. Part of him is tied to the stupid Floro Sprout. And I don't think Mr. L particularly likes having a plant arm, it prolly makes inventing harder, so he just kinda. decides to lob it off and replace it with a robotic arm because at least then he can use it to invent things (but also...it's safer. He wouldn't admit that the plant arm made him uncomfortable, or that he was terrified he would lost control of it, but the robot arm he can control. It's his. He was missing a human arm ANYWAYS so like, why not replace it with something that vaguely resembles how he should look?)

Also yes Plant Horror is a very good brand of horror I need more of it.

[imbeingtauntedbyachild]

YumeYume, doremifa rainbow, reverse rainbow minoharu covers when colpal..

[duckapus]

After the AU Timeline's version of Western Spaghetti, Mr. L starts investigating TV Adware. If they'd left him alone, or even tried to approach him with one of their deals before this he'd probably have been up to a team-up, but now? Now they've lumped him in with those goody-two shoes morons even though he's clearly their worst enemy, and worse, they let that washed up has-been sports star turned Junior Villain with a fucking potato fetish play with him like a fancy doll! Nobody turns the Green Thunder into a puppet or a pawn (never again, not after what his debut game put him through), so if the Idiot Squad doesn't manage to take them down, or doesn't take the threat seriously, he'll do it for them.

[userblaney]

re: last reblog, we also had a MASSIVE era where we played chaos tag (bulldog was BANNED. because mrs L was a killjoy) and we ended up with the HEADTEACHER joining us in playing it and then one day mrs L was like. Well The Younger Years Find It Intimidating That All The Year 6s Are Running Around In One Big Gang So. You Aren't Allowed To Play Anymore. Sorry!

[doctortonytchopper]

That post that was like "how long was mihawk in OPLA just sitting there listening to usopp say random stuff" has made me notice all the times in the early episodes before they were really actually public figures when the strawhats are just being insane while totally unrelated people are in earshot nearby. Like instead of me just seeing them being crazy and forgetting who's around, im really loving realizing stuff like how both Smoker AND Crocodile were in the room while Luffy was doing his Sanji impression. What do you think they thought of it it was a pretty good impression

[silveragelovechild]

There are 2 key lines from the article (link below) that I’ve felt for some time… and why I’ve cancelled by D+ service.

“the #It'sAllConnected gimmick is having the opposite effect of driving viewers away”

“the influx of lackluster, inessential, and mostly forgettable Disney+ shows that have poisoned the well among general audiences”

[questor-thews]

nintendo high instagram just implied that the reason bowser has been missing is because he's become rookie. okay

[pixelcraftian]

I keep seeing people’s interpretation of “Mr. M” and then I look at my version(???) of it and it’s super fucking different

His name is cherry say hi

[tony-andonuts]

Was really hoping Siivagunner made an Among Us x Mansion Patrol rip, and lo and behold

[dj-of-the-coven]

trigun 1998 episode simulator

[3 minutes of guitar solo]

Vash the Stampede: hi my name is Vash the Stampede. I am a hunter of Peace chasing the elusive mayfly of Love. all I really want to do is have a sandwich and a morning coffee without getting chased by bandits

some bandit: (gunshot) absolutely not. square up faggot

Vash: rats.

[gunfight]

Vash the Stampede: my name is Vash the stampede. I am a hunter of Peace chasing the elusive mayfly of Love.could I please have a sandwich

Meryl from the Bernardelli Insurace Society: how long are you going to sit on your ass doing nothing but playing games with children and doing chores for the elderly and disabled and looking after lonely youths and cooking dinner for the homeless

Vash: I've been here for like 2 days

Milly Thompson: Hi Vash!

Vash: Hi Milly

[exit left pursued by bounty hunters]

Vash the Stampede: (panting, entering a bar) my name is Vash the stampede.... I am a hunter of Peace chasing the elusive mayfly of Good L*rd what is going on in here

Hostage: mphdsfhapff!!!! mffmpphhf!!!!

Villain of the week: well if it isn't the elusive Vash the Stampede! you see it all started when I was 4 days old and you kicked me like a football and then exploded my parents to death with a laser canon and killed every puppy in a ten ile (translator's note: this is the No Man's Land equivalent of the American Mile) radius

Vash: I don't remember doing that but well I suppose you can shoot me if it'll make you feel better

Side character of the week: Are you insane? Just shoot him instead???

Vash: but my mom told me not to be mean to people

Villain of the week: (still going) And as I am now 47 years old I have finally decided to get my revenge. Say your prayers, Vash the Pisshead

[Wall explodes and reveals a motorcycle with a sexy priest on it]

[sfx: guitar with a hint of electric distortion]

Vash: is that..... Wolfwood?

Meryl who was in the background this whole time: the priest?

Nicholas Dickolas Wolfwood: (brings his fingers up to a pair of luscious lips to grab the cigarette from right between them, taking one more slow inhale before crushing the cherry red underneath his heel)(sensually cocks one of his 8 guns) Are you just gonna let this guy talk down to you like that needle noggin?

Vash: I g-

[guitar riff bumper]

[guitar riff bumper]

Vash: -uess not, since you're here to help now... (slow, warm smile) Wolfwood

Nicholas D. ranged Wolfwood: Vash

Milly who was also in the background this whole time: Hi mr priest man! isn't this lovely, I haven't seen you since the last time you spoke with mr Vash yesterday evening when you were helping him buckle all those silly belts on his pants after he had lost them somehow

Vash: On a cactus

Milly: On a cactus! Oh it must've hurt so terribly; how fortunate that Mr Priest man was there to help you

Wolfwood: Hi Milly

[gunfight]

Villain of the week: ohhhhh curses!!! CURSES!!!! I have spent my whole existence getting ready to fight Vash the Stampede but he's just too good at swallowing all my bullets!!!!!!

Vash the Stampede: my tragic dead mother would be sad if I didn't swallow everyone's bullets so I've trained diligently every morning at digesting gunpowder without dying immediately

Wolfwood: [internally: I can't believe it. All this time I've spent walking the path of darkness, reaching to a pure light that I could never grasp, and yet here is a man who's dedicated his life and his body to the pursuit of Peace. I wish he were a woman so I could fuck him romantic style. I've got a whole plan for it and everything. Whiskey, sunset, a bed with no sand in it, 6 hours. This would be fully and completely possible if only he were a woman. Unfortunately he's not, but I can still think about the what-ifs. platonically of course. Maybe if he got some good dick he'd stop being so annoying. And maybe he'd stop making me rethink my morals. I wonder if the seven drunken handies meant anything to him. Platonically]

Wolfwood: Well anyway it looks like my job is done here

Vash: (teary) Will I see you again?

Wolfwood: I don't know. And besides, whenever I look at you, I'm reminded of everything I hate about myself. You know, it hurts.

[exit Nicholas D. Wolfwood pursued by repressed homosexual desires and immense catholic guilt]

Vash the Stanned Peat: (looking out the window like a widow whose husband was killed in action) Nicholas... D... Wolfwood.......

Meryl who was in the background that entire time, yes, the whole time: shut the fuck up already

Vash: when will it be my turn Meryl. When

[roll credits]