#mr cellophane

[russica]

I was the very very luck recipient of Glen McCready's 100th cameo! And boy did he go ALL OUT!

[matrivers]

CELLOPHANE? MR CELLOPHANE?? SHOULD’VE BEEN MY NAME??? MR CELLOPHANE???? CAUSE YOU CAN????? LOOK RIGHT THROUGH ME?????? WALK RIGHT BY ME??????? AND NEVER KNOW I’M THERE????????

[towboats]

thinking abt making a gray wing mr cellophane map....... retweet if you

[shyuuni]

Cellophane. Mister Cellophane. Should have been my name, Mister Cellophane

[bellamer]

Could you imagine my shock when I watched Chicago for the first time with Mr Cellophane being my favorite song and then going online and seeing that everyone else hates the song and think that it’s the worst song on the soundtrack ?

[pokislyayagoda]

я шла по улице и вдруг услышала шуршание под ногами, это был мистер целофан, такой незаметный и такой интересный. никто его не замечает, но если заметит то будет говорить с ним пока его не отвлекут. как жаль что я тоже в каком-то смысле мистер целофан.. только если он не пытается привлекать к себе внимание, то я пытаюсь светится, свистеть, пищать, мигать огоньками и звёзды хватать.

[bubblemakerman]

babe, are you ok? you're listening to Mr Cellophane on repeat again

[2mimikyute4u]

As a kid I saw John c Reilly dressed as a casual 20s clown singing about being invisible and I said YEP that's the breed of trans I am THAT'S my gender right the fuck there

[stuckasmain]

There should be financial compensation for people who get Mr. Cellophane stuck in their head. I went to see Chicago three months ago and it occasionally pops back into my head in the middle of the night. It never leaves you.

[shesmyevangeline]

'mr. cellophane' from chicago is such an isfj coded song

[issacharmastersdp18]

TMW you walk in and they immediately start complaining about the bad day they had yesterday, the bad night they had, and how they feel like shit now

THEN

They leave the room without asking how you are or expressing any care for your feelings whatsoever.

Gee, thanks. Fuck you, bitch!

[orbofrommyshows]

So I'm sick as fuck and need an outlet for my bag of emotions, so this is going to be a rant/scream about something that still to this day bothers me about RBTI from all the way back to when I first saw it like... half a decade ago I think? If you'd like to listen to me take a whack at the ol' punching bag enjoy below the readmore :D

Okay. Look. So I've only seen RBTI once and it was nearly five years ago, since I've never found it worth it to go through any amount of effort to pirate it myself, so my memory of it is a little bit spotty, but even then one tiny petty little thing really stuck a fucking prick in my side and has been something that I have remained miffed about ever since.

So you have this movie, right? And it's gotta to have a musical number for some fucking reason, right? And it's gotta subvert the classic Disney princess song formula in some way, right? And there's a joke about your princess character not really having a song she can think of to sing when the concept first comes up, right? AND YOU HAVE JOHN C REILLY IN YOUR CAST, RIGHT?

GUYS THEY HAD JOHN C REILLY

JOHN C FUCKING REILLY

IN THEIR CAST

PLAYING A GUY WHO IS VERY MUCH NOT A DISNEY PRINCESS

AND IF HE GOT TO DO A CLASSIC TYPE DISNEY PRINCESS SONG IT WOULD WORK AS THE PERFECT SUBVERSION

THEY HAD A MUSICAL NUMBER IN THEIR SCRIPT AND JOHN C REILLY IN THEIR CAST AND THEY DIDN'T FUCKING HAVE HIM SINGING????

BECAUSE I REMEMBER

I REMEMBER THE BIT ABOUT THE WHOLE PRINCESS SONG THING

AND I REMEMBER THINKING "OH SHIT THEY'RE MAKING IT SOUND LIKE VANELLOPE IS GOING TO HAVE A SONG SO THEY CAN SURPRISE US WHEN RALPH IS THE ONE WHO STARTS SINGING BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY WHEN YOU HAVE JOHN C REILLY IN A MOVIE WITH A MUSICAL NUMBER YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE HIM SINGING"

BUT NOPE

I'M THE FOOL

I'M THE ONE IN THE CLOWN MAKE UP

I just...... it's like they had something, they were so close to something, and they fumbled it! And it's not even that I really had a huge problem with the musical number that was in the movie, I just wasn't all that interested in it over the million things they could've done with Ralph having a princess song. Unfortunately, that would require Disney to be anything other than a bunch of queerphobic cowards so even when they have the vocal talents of Mr. Fucking Cellophane himself on their cast as Ralph they can't let Ralph have an earnest princess song.

They robbed us man.

They fucking robbed us.

[searchsystem]

Martin Boath / Front Page / Poster Project – Mr. Cellophane / Poster / 2018

[cryscendo]

kurt hummel in every performance

6x12 - 2009

Mr. Cellophane - Kurt Hummel

“Hello, I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be singing "Mr. Cellophane."”

[theprestigegirly]

why was i born a cute girl who can’t sing and not a man with a baritone voice

[the-cat-at-the-theatre-door]

This is a rarity for me, but thinking about tuggoffelees in the context of Misto being this immortal *something* who's been around for literally thousands of years, flitting from place to place (a wanderer, if you will), leaving cats behind - both willingly and unwillingly - getting to a point with Tugger where it’s a reluctance to leave him, even though he knows someday he must. 

And it’s the bittersweet feeling of the horrifying ideal of knowing and being *known*, being relieved that someone does even as he dissuades him from doing so, and paying the price that comes along with that (both in his case, and knowing that, eventually, he’s going to break Tugger’s heart and he...doesn’t want to do that).