#mpregbert

[papamoldy]

Mpregbert

[djinn-sins]

Barbatos: I'm so tired I could eat a horse.

Zepar: I identify as a horse and this offends me.

Valefor: I identify as offends and this horses me

Dantalion: I offend horses, identify me.

Zagan: Why would you eat a horse if you're tired!?!?

[egberts]

NO WAY you were only mpregbert for 4 months . thats your most iconic era

I fr was ☠ I got the url in May 2012 and got egberts in August 2012. mpregbert was like iconic because that was my break out. my break into the homestuck /comedy blogging world. i had one, two, three, tens, maybe even over a hundred tumblr viral posts from that time. to the point that the blog (i still have the url lol) has 1500 follows to this day despite it never being my real blog. when I was mpregbert i went from 500 followers to 8,000 which in 2012 was BIG numbers on tumblr. some of the most tumblr famous people at the time only had 4-10k and I eclipsed them in like 4 months. some dumbass 16 yr old homestuck

[fisheofviolence]

@mpregbert

So my mom sent me a picture that she stole from facebook that someone stole from tumblr and this was our conversation. The tired horse post has found its way home.

[egberts]

just a month or two before that is actually when i became egberts! before that i was... mpregbert.

the earliest post of yours I can find on my blog is 25th Oct 2012, and somehow neither of us have left or changed our blog names in all that time. god bless.

[homestuck-ff-rarepairs]

rosejade for anon by mpregbert on dA

[prozdvoices]

mo ice pops mo problems

[microcroft]

ITS 3 AM AND I CLICKED A LINK TO MPREGBERT'S BLOG JUST AS MY BROTHER WAS WALKING BY MY DOOR AND MY COMPUTER IS ON LIKE FULL BLAST THAT IS IT. THAT IS THE SCARIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE.

[egberts]

been following you since the mpregbert days

the fact that i was mpregbert for all of 4 months in 2012 and people are 1. still here from that 2. remember it

[anotherhomestuckfangirl]

So I was just describing myself with answers on Akinator and I got this

So

Yeah. I don't know you but apparentally Akinator thinks we are one and the same.

[sassysamwinchester]

how to get a popular text post

be egberts

be a good blog

a combination of 1 and 2

[overallbad]

do you ever just feel so overwhelmed and intimidated when surrounded by food?

[moved-to-quinnova]

courtney egberts could probably 

[egberts]

my terribly old computer can no longer display the mpregbert video, so i guess i'll die now

I think it's actually tumblr that broke it, live on!

[natsvos]

one day I hope to be graced with a follow by

egberts

johncest

sweatercrab

everyonelovesrobots

flyawaymax

i can honestly say i dont think this will ever happen but i can dream

[xawoshin]

the thrilling trilogy