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help me find out if my weed plant is a girl or not plsss
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*sitting with date on a beautiful hill, birds chirping, cherry blossoms flying around us* *turns to her* ever play psychonauts?
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everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it
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how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player
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Shinji Ikari arrives at the Oscars
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The problem with hogwarts legacy is not just "a difference of opinion" due to the author, it's because jk rowling is actively giving her harry potter money to anti trans hate groups, to anti lgbtq+ groups, to anti abortion groups and to groups that are pushing for conversion "therapy"
You cannot buy licensed harry potter products without giving jk rowling money. Any money that jk rowling receives will most likely be used to fund some form of bigotry and this will hurt a lot of people.
Buying hogwarts legacy means accepting this fact and deciding that it's OK. And people are allowed to be upset by this.
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Yeah to ahead. Go drive to work in your gay ass little apple car.
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me, high, trying to figure out why powdered sugar kills plants
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Neurotypicals will be like “I know you have a disability that affects your ability to stay organized, manage your time properly, socialize, or control what you’re able to think about or focus on, but that’s not an excuse to have trouble staying organized, managing your time properly, socializing, or controlling what you need to think about or focus on.” And then demand that they aren’t ableist. I’m tired.
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if you take a 40 mg edible, drink a cappuccino, and pour yourself a cocktail at 9 am. you too can start making banana bread, pick up your phone to check a measurement, forget what you were doing, and loom over a bowl of mashed banana for 10 minutes without moving
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oh you have a PhD in astrophysics? that's cute. i know the Vibe of astrophysics
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The nastiest MF to ever visit subway has been eaten alive by flies on his way out, sandwich untouched
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