#movie: the little mermaid

[alicenthighstower]

THE LITTLE MERMAID (2023) dir. Rob Marshall

[robertsbarbie]

testing a new digital art program/ getting back in the habit of drawing so here’s a fun little drawing of eric and ariel

[starberry-cupcake]

I was re-watching the little mermaid and it got me thinking: it would have been so cool to be a guest to eric's weddings tbh

this guy's been raving about this mystery girl he says saved him and left him on the beach but nobody believes him, then he found a different girl in the same beach, proceeded to date her for a couple of days in front of the whole town, but then turns up with a different one (allegedly the first one) and decides he's marrying her on the spot

and you're like, sure, I need to see this mess

so you go to the wedding and it's WILD: there's some sort of animal riot, every creature is attacking the bride (including the prince's dog), town date redhead is being carried into the wedding ship in a barrel by a small fish, you're like 'I need to see how this turns out' and then mystery redhead, who was supposedly unable to talk, starts singing???? and talking??? and they're about to kiss???? but then the bride turns into sexy cthulhu???? and the redhead grows a fish tail???? and sexy cthulhu bride drags redhead into the water??????

you are taken ashore while the groom goes to fetch one of the brides, unsure which but all signs point to the redhead that was carried in the barrel, and then there's a storm, and sexy cthulhu becomes gigantic and is wearing a crown and you're like 'work, bitch' while eating snacks and then it's all over and sexy cthulhu disappears

but then there's another wedding announced and you're like 'I'm sure it can't top the first one' but you attend and TRITON shows up too????? myth and legend lord of the sea king triton from the stories????? with a white beard and an 8 pack and the same crown sexy cthulhu was wearing??? turns out he's the FATHER OF THE BRIDE??????? and there are mermaids everywhere, all around the ship, kind of unnerving tbh really really scary situation, but it's fine because triton is making rainbows in the sky and hugging the bride and manipulating water and you're also pretty sure the chef just got decimated by a crab?????

royal weddings should all be like these tbh this prince sure knows how to throw them like nobody else in the disney pantheon

[shirmirart]

today I offer you a merman prince and a pirate. tomorrow? who knows...

[agathaharknss]

ICONIC DISNEY CASTLES

[nessa007]

halle bailey and margot robbie’s stylists for their huge press tours absolutely understood the assignment 👏

[violetrains]

Instead of telling men to repress their emotions to appear stronger we should encourage them to sing incredibly dramatic ballads to process their emotions like in fictional movies. Maybe the world would heal faster. And also it would be very funny.

These are my personal favorites.

[actual-haise]

[snowbairdd]

If only I could make him understand. I just don't see things the way he does. I just don't see how a world that makes such wonderful things could be bad.

THE LITTLE MERMAID (1989) dir. John Musker, Ron Clements

[soft-lovely]

princess ariel aesthetic

[paleghostinthecorner02]

NO THE FUCK SHE DOESN'T

[kirajw]

“The Little Mermaid” Teaser Trailer starring Halle Bailey and Melissa McCarthy 

[robertsbarbie]

you’re laughing. prince eric threw his recorder he’s had his entire life and used well before meeting ariel into the ocean as a resolution to go tell ariel he’s in love with her and you’re laughing

[stream]

HALLE BAILEY as ARIEL The Little Mermaid (2023) dir. Rob Marshall 

[charliewatsons]

Ready to stand.

[junk-drop]