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Don't mind me, I'm just thinking about my mouse wife 🥰💍🐭
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any drama on tumblr ever and my brain goes:
Real Mousewives of Tumblr
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very recently got into columbo and i gotta say i love this mousey guy
#columbo#he’s silly..#my wife.. she loves cheese. now .. gee.. with one of these contraptions-though….you gotta be mighty delicate- yeah?#mouse might lose a paw in one of these…
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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus
#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME#the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle#she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass#4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings#or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao#anyway.#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#hualesbians#modern au#tgcf meme#my art#art#tgcf shitpost#lmao#mxtx
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me and the bad bitch i pulled by being small and easy to manipulate …………………. >:33
commissioned by the talented @zerosiesblog!! <3333333 thank you sososo much for your lovely work, it turned out so unbelievably cute 🥺🥺 i couldn’t be more satisfied !!!!!
#SNIFFLE SOB#🥹🥹🥹 IT’S ARIKENNYYYY#GUYSSSS#THE LITTLE MOUSE . I CRIEDDDDDDDDDDD#(mickey if you’re seeing this i’m smooching you everywhere forever)#:((((((((( WAHHHHH I CANT STOP LOOKING AT IT#ITS SO CUTE#T_T#me and my wife ……………..#kenny looks sooo pretty here i’m still in awe#so enamored with everything abt this#wahhhhhhh#(mickey if you’re still reading i’m smooching you forever a second time)#(i love you i love youuu)#:’33#will frame this . will print this out and eat it#fanart ✩#selfshippy stuff ✩
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pacing the room. Orsimer using the suffix "-wife" as a gender-neutral community title indicating one's functional social position rather than an exclusively marital term. ex: "forgewife" meaning a master blacksmith, under whom aspiring blacksmiths train; these are the people overseeing your most important smithing jobs and making sure your up-and-coming smiths are just as well-versed in fine detailing as they are in practicality and function. a community wife is therefore an authority figure of a kind, yes, but also one who has chosen to give as much of themselves as they can to the community IRT their specific skills; community members who hold a level of authority necessarily have a corresponding responsibility to their people.
orcish communal living requires a level of bracing yourself against your neighbors/allowing your neighbors to brace themselves against you that differs from more individualistic societies, which necessitates that the nuclear family be less of a rigid structure. children are the responsibility of every adult - you get just as much instruction and discipline and love from your fifty not-blood-related aunts and uncles as you do from your mom and dad. who you go home to at night is your individual thread in the many-stranded rope that makes up the community; if someone in your household needs help, then, you're their most immediate line of support. taking on the role of a wife (again, used as a gender-neutral term) in the context of a marriage therefore is saying "I choose to share first responsibility for your wellbeing."
this distinction leads to some interesting intercultural miscommunication - an outsider unfamiliar with orcish culture hearing about the existence of a forgewife, huntwife, herdwife, etc., assumes the title is being used in the way they're familiar with and that the chieftain has several wives by marriage; an orc unfamiliar with outside cultures learns the word "housewife" and assumes the title is being used in the way they're familiar with.
#Mouse talks!#something like 'fishwife' at least is mutually understandable interculturally (though the nuance is different)#ESO giving that one pamphlet author the title 'Immigration-Wife'... validating me#more specialized governmental roles like that are likely only found in 4E in like. Orsinium itself.#okay NOW going to bed. just thinking aloud as it were!!
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more of mickey forgetting he probably Shouldnt just spontaniously mention his Brother with no context
theyre so in love and obsessed w eachother
i did that rabbit round up quest. why would you need to do that. but i only found it at the 2nd one does the 1st one explain more or qhat
every time i go back to epic mickey i also go back to that concept art of oswald i think merging w the blot storm. mourning what couldve been lowkey. ill put them under the cut 4 context
so cool .. so cool
#epic mickey#epic mickey rebrushed#epic mickey fanart#oswald rabbit#oswald the lucky rabbit#ortensia whiskers#ortensia the cat#donald duck#minnie mouse#i need to like flesh out my own oswald blot au its such a neat idea and i dont see enough people mess around w it#do his kids even have a term to tag them with. theyre just 420 rabid rabbit children what do i call that#sorry i keep mentioning house ive been watching it and think its funny to project that on my favs#I DID THAT LITTLE QUEST WITH ORTENSIA'S LOCKET. UTTERLY SICKENINGGGG#i gave it to oswald ofc. he was so calm ??? and he called mickey by name it was so heartbreaking he misses his wife SO BAD#i also got epic mickey in case u couldnt tell. its so fun#i need to fnd my art from my old computer of blot oswald and redraw it
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Big wife...?
#my art#the mouse squeaks#dreamwastaken#dreamwastaken fanart#quackity fanart#quackity#qwt#once again inspired by Dylan's little guys!#you saw this art before?? what??? I have no idea what you're talking about! *sweats*#little ducky with big dreams#( being tall and kissing his wife's forehead)#Back on my bulshit#hare#bunny#duck
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Thinking of the
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hi there bog! sorry if this is random but i Saw Her at a shop and thought of you…. a whole lil group of em…..
woag...
more of Her??? she's in shock...
#but she will sleep easy knowing that Despite Having Clones. she is the most Fancy Of Them All#do THEY have a little sweater made specifically for them? i doubt it!#do THEY have a little worm wife!!! I Doubt It!!!#rambles from the bog#WAHHHHH SO MANY IN ONE PLACE!!!#oh to be mouse sized & able to lay among them like giant bean bags <3#thank you for thinking of me! its a delight to see a - a - wait. hold on i gotta google somethn#it's a delight to see a whole Passel of such wonderful little guys <3
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#my chemical romance#mcr#mcr wwwyf#gerard way#frank iero#mikey way#ray toro#wwwyf 2024#when we were young fest#my beautiful mouse wife who loves screaming
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school gave me photoshop access for a class and rest assured I am abusing it 🫡
#My horrible awful wife who killed me benny new Vegas#Fnv#extra silly art#<- art tag#Im getting better at drawing with a mouse#benny gecko
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Here's my Ebon Ward Sweetstone arc fanart (2021), this isn't even all of it, good lord
#ebon ward#dia diadem#laurent redpath#maze myers#gnash#darich#tiefling#bella withers#sweetstone#pathfinder#ttrpg#ttrpg art#i miss darich so much he's just a silly little guy#redpath#dia#maze#girls night#candice#if you give a mouse a tiny hat he'll sleep with your wife#surpriseround rpg#surpriseroundrpg
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#bro I swear this is my wife#He’s so cute. about to put a tiara on him and put him in a pot of stew with the other ingredients.#queue#Not to sound sus but I think he should say meow. also do an impression of a trapped mouse. not to be sus though.
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Jars and/or ned for the Getty pics?
There’s not a ton of Jars&Ned
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#chit chat#asks answered#mouse boy#ned#the third jars photo is ‘that’s my bitch wife’#you get rws ned cause I was struck by the hotness#also there’s so many photos of the goalie goal celly I could have hit image limit just with ek and jars alone#offseason ask games
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My Roman Empire is that every new iteration of Disney Hades we get is just him wanting to be loved so flaming bad.
#disney#disney hades#disney villains#disney hercules#descendants#I can overlook the bad wig#He wanted to be close to his goth kid so damn bad but he couldn't bring himself to - it makes me weep#house of mouse#He was willing to be a better person if it meant he could get the girl??? Are you okay babe??#Twisted Tales#He listens and loves his wife???#mirrorverse#He gave up his heart to save Snow white?#Excuse me???#Disney's Snow White was based off Persephone in Goddess of Spring#Was this intentional???#my rambles#disney persephone
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