#motorbike funny

[baalzebufo]

honestly the funniest gideon to me might be immediately post-show. where hes fresh out of jail on parole and trying to be a better person. my headcanon is they commuted his sentence to a mixture of therapy and community service (they uh. had no choice after the decision to both ignore weirdmageddon and also the prison got destroyed) and he accepted this in his attempt to Be Nicer

but also it means hes walking around town like this for a while

[denerturee]

Friendship 🤝 Motorcycles

[desireswithingirls]

BRAIN DEAD

[beautyinsteadofashes]

rafe with the gang in s4x10 (+ s5 probably):

[dank-meme-my-gf-sends-me]

[misforgotten2]

My uncle Wilbur lent his Harley to a friend who went out joy riding until he was pancaked by a log truck. The police recognized the bike but the rider was beyond recognition. My uncle came home to find the police telling my aunt the he was dead.

Popular Mechanics - March 1954

[dykepaldi]

clara with 12 vs clara with danny perfect example of the dichotomy of autism4autism relationships. either match each others freak to an insane degree or just painfully incompatible

danny and claras first scene feels like every time ive been introduced to someone that i would ‘love’ (we both have autism and nothing else in common)

[shahinelected]

🇦🇿 Bir Motoçunun dramı!

🇺🇸 The drama of a motorcyclist!

🇷🇺 Драма Мотоциклиста!

🇹🇷 Bir Motorcunun dramı!

#shahinelected #moto #motorcycle #motor #motoskletxoşbəxtlikdir #funny #prikol #mizah #приколы

[im-leaking]

Silly story

Me and my friend were walking around on campus and this motorcycle guy drove past us. We couldn’t see his face at all cuz of his helmet and we started saying things like “I’m hard asf rn” and just things like that.

Well, we saw him ride past again and into the parking lot so we were like “follow him” because he was parked and we wanted to see what he looked like under the helmet. We walked into the parking lot, I almost got run over like twice, I was on my bicycle, and I said “get on the sidewalk” cuz there were so many cars because it was near rush hour and I think there was an event happening.

The motorcyclist wasn’t removing his helmet so we were like walking around a bit and I was like “bro I’m wet as fuck rn” (all jokes btw but he was cute) and then she said “wait he’s sitting like a slut what!” And I look back and HE WAS LIKE LEANING BACK ON HIS BIKE AND I WAS LIKE 😳

Then we both just sat down and like would look over at him from time to time. I was thinking maybe he was looking at us too and I was scared but she said it was the side of his helmet.

Anyway, he would not remove his helmet. He put his gloves on at one point and she said “he’s just teasing us now” we were both laughing so hard and just joking around but then he started to leave and we were like, “fuck it let’s just go back.”

So we started walking home but that was when we saw him coming back and we were like “teehee” and it was all fun and games until he was coming around onto the road near us and we were like 😳 then before we could cross the road, he drove right past us and BLEW US A FUCKING KISS BRO I WAS SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED.

Like were we that obvious omg? 😭 I told my boyfriend the story and he thought it was funny I was worried he would be upset with me but he wasn’t.

This story sounds like it’s right out of a gay ass fanfic BUT IM BENG SO SERIOUS. He probably thought I was a girl too but it doesn’t matter tbh just damn..

Sadly, we never got to find out what he looks like.

[theknucklehead]

[lawya]

Do I look handsome? 💅

Instagram: Law_ya

[store21poste]

(via T-shirt classique for Sale avec l'œuvre « Chat drôle conduisant une moto » de l'artiste shoptshirt21)

[b3stial3]

Im fucking criying

[ellavei]

I know social media these days loves to talk about walkable cities, and I am always aware of how chaotic the traffic is in my country. It is no wonder that foreigners are often shocked by it…

but a VERY guilty part of me likes that I can just ride a motorbike or call a motorbike driver through an app with a good price at any time and then go straight to that place... instead of taking public transport then having to walk to the destination I want.

it is even funnier when we consider ''walking'' is more of an exercise for health or sightseeing than a habit like many countries 😭😭😭

(I have only lived in some metropolis so this may not be applied everywhere in my country)

[pellinni-photo]

nyiregyhaza, hungary - 07 dec, 2014: santa claus biker gang in the city center. happy people celebrating on the street

[dank-meme-my-gf-sends-me]