#motor cross

[oldshowbiz]

KGB FM SuperCross San Diego

[thebad-lydrawn-sanses]

May... may we get info on the super au? 👉👈

"Monsters", in local dialect, can refer to any being that wields magic and/or is made of magic

SOULs are a culmination of magic, not self

tw/cw (trigger warnings/content warnings)

long post

medical system neglect/trauma

eating disorder (kind of)

food difficulties

knives

violence/murder/death (all implied/mentioned)

body horror, sort of

Killer

first to join the gang

hand arthritis because you're not allowed to enjoy your remaining arm (but you get an arthritis glove so)

mask

transhumeral (above elbow)

knee disarticulation

only character who gets a prosthetic

weird soul shape is the power

very stable

very unstable

Cross

second to join the gang

hood

mask

hasn't lost any limbs (yet)

knife summoning

"scarf"

saw Dream ACCIDENTALLY crush a metal beam with one hand and now screams at the top of his lungs anytime Dream gets close to grabbing him

Dust

third to join the gang

motorcycle-esc helmet

and they were roommates

literally

the economy is in shambles

Doctor: well actually we can't give you prosthetics unless we do a procedure to ensure you're actually missing your arms

Dust: ...but i was born without arms

Doctor: the procedure costs over a thousand dollars and i don't have the authority to diagnose you if you don't do the procedure

Dust: what

Doctor: im sorry

when the medical system is useless you have to improvise

bad for teeth probably

adjustable length grabber tool

whoopee cushion probably

villain outfit

scarf

ankle length

got blue to cut off the arms of a morphsuit and sew the holes up

GASTER BLASTER

Random Civilian: WTF

glowy eye

has a lot of magic to burn

Horror

fourth to join the gang

villain outfit fits him when he grows to a specific height

hasn't lost any limbs

motorcycle-esc helmet

least scared of Dream (because he can run away fast enough)

sharp teefers

Dream

was originally meant to be a manipulative government-working hero who's fake personality reflected canon Dream's while the real personality reflected canon Nightmare's

psychologically broken from spending 500 years in a statue

the constant hunger pains don't help

huge lidless eyes and permasmile tend to disconcert people (uncanny valley)

head is always slightly tilted to alleviate neck pain (making it worse in the long run)

little-no fine motor control

anything in his hands will be held with every ounce of strength he has (which is a lot)

Swap

was sweet and relatively innocent when he started working as a hero (and was a bit squeamish about even hitting villains a bit too hard)

naturally black hair, dyes it constantly to match outfit

prone to trembling violently when angry

blurred for violence

Karen: <- interrupting Blue while he's trying to do his job

originally tried to replace screams with laughter to trick his brain into not panicking during high-stress moments and now ends up laughing hysterically when startled/scared

Villain 42: boo

Past Blue: hahaa! you missed!

Villain 42: boo

Current Blue: AHAHAHA

Villain 42: hey man wtf

Current Blue: i don't know why i did that

Villain 42: it's ok

sledgehammer

mental stability is stretched thin from constantly supervising a murderous human-eating being with the psychological state of a severely traumatised child and a paint-eating psychopath with severe memory issues

Ink

travels the aus where he's human and technically doesn't actually belong to the super au

dislikes water (makes him start dissolving)

likes this au because he doesn't have to hide his supernatural abilities

Ink: wh.. where are my vials

keeps mixing up the definitions of hero and vigilante because it's different from au to au

supposed to have a tragic backstory but he's always forgetting it

legally diagnosed with traumatic brain injury and ASPD despite never taking the tests

[motocrunch]

"In this world, there are only a few things more available than gasoline: coffee, soda and beer. Oh, and bad advice."

Foster Kinn, Freedom's Rush II: More Tales from the Biker and the Beast

[descendantofthesparrow]

decided to use that jacket that i tried to use for Evie, but didnt like in the end, for poyw Rose

and yeah, she looks good lol.

[erinaceina]

There should be a service where someone comes over and finishes that one impassible level in a video game for you.

[f-yeahimpalass]

[elkkiel]

you know that "write drunk, edit sober" thing? it doesn't translate to art very well

[pyrojirah]

Made friends with the person I sold a game to through offerup and got invited to a queer adult gaming group

[wasntadandelion]

So, I've been writing and animated (Not posted yet) a fun little Union X side story series, Following what I call "The Cross Ties Trio" and the rest of the Trio calls "The B Team"

Why are they the B Team? Because that's the team you call in when there's no one else to call in.

Now the three of us (We voice the characters we made for this) ended up watching Wish together.

The ONLY Thing that got us through that film is thinking of how the B team would react to this gosh darn story and how we Kingdom hearts-ed it.

I kinda wanna do an audio book of it or something, but this is the basic plot. (If you want to read it, you can, if not, HAVE FUN SCROLLING!) (Also, should I just write a fan fic and post it on AO3? I really like this story)

First things first, the Cross Ties Trio-

Left to Right - Bumble, Phas and Rainer

Bumble is a very shy and energetic bunny - Keyblade: Devine Rose (Lvl 2) (She uses more Magic abilities and she is speedy)

Phas is Quiet and Collected (Very much vengeful under it all though (Good at hiding it)) - Keyblade: Sleeping Lion (Lvl 2) (He only uses Speed)

Rainer is a Grumpy Grease Monkey with a heart of gold - Keyblade: Fenrir (Lvl 2) (Rainer is slower than the other two in battle, but DOES HE HIT HARD- Mainly an attack user)

One last note about the Trio, this takes place before the Keyblade War! Rainer is the only Dandelion in the group, Phas is Blind (Not 100% he can see better in brighter areas and he can also see hearts (Because they are pure white or for heartless pure black)) Bumble is literally a Bunny in Human form, she can talk to animals.

NOW THAT YOU KNOW WHO THEY ARE- TIME FOR THE BASIC WISH PLOT BUT WITH THESE KEY KIDS!

-Wish-

SO- Story wise, in Daybreak Town when the parties in a Union get missions, we imagine they go into like a head office to get them, then they head out. The party is in Leopardus (Rainer used to be in Unicornus, but after a run in with Bumble and Phas, he decided to switch Unions to keep hanging out with them)

Now, they had been getting reports of other wielders going missing in this new world. People would be sent in, only for them to not report back. The office decides to send The B Team, because... Well they normally SOMEHOW survive these kind of missions, WHY NOT!?

The Mission is Simple- Find out what happened to the Missing Wielders and stop it.

The Trio head out to the Kingdom of Rosas. And they end up hopping off the boat with the new arrivals and IMMEDIETLY get sweep up in the opening musical number.

Rainer is grumpy and doesn't like the culty vibes, Bumble is also getting the "Why are they doing this? This seems like they are trying to convince us nothing is wrong here" and isn't Vibing, and Phas is having a fun little panic because- "Why are there CHUNKS of people's hearts missing!? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?"

(Some Wish Lore and I think a LOT of people missed, UM- The wishes are apart of their hearts, so when they give up their wish, they give up a part of their heart- Phas can see hearts, and he can see the pieces missing)

They do end up meeting Asha for a bit before she runs off, and Phas notices the pieces of heart (Wishes) in Magnifico's Tower, as well as they learn about the Wishing Ceremony that will be happening later that day.

After they end up sneaking into the tower during Asha's interview, and seeing the Wish Horde.

During the Ceremony they try to stop it, but get attacked by some guards- Wait- Were those the missing Keyblade Wielders? Pieces of their hearts were missing...

The Trio end up out in the Woods that night, and Asha has her I want song, gets Star and has the "Your a Star" Song happen before she Runs into the Trio. (Bumble has also befriended the Local wild life at this point) They kind of don't think it's a great idea to leave all those wishes there and Phas informs Asha, those Wishes aren't just their Wish, but also a Piece of their Heart. (Asha gets mad and runs off to get her Grandfather's wish)

Following Asha when she tries to get her Grandfather's piece of heart, (Wish) the Trio go with her. But while Asha escapes easily, Magnifico drags the Trio out of their spots and attacks them (Like "WHO IS IN MY TOWER!? Ah. More Wielders They seem to get into places they shouldn't be..." (Understandable)) He does offer the Trio their most deepest desires, or... well... what he thinks is their deepest desires- (He guesses Bumble and Rainers correctly, but Phas' wrong, which makes them realize Magnifico is a fraud) They end up escaping by the skin of their teeth (Bumble down, Rainer next, Phas realizing what's happening, grabs them and escapes.)

The Trio end up hanging out in the woods, trying to figure out the best way to take out Magnifico, but soon find Asha sending her family off on the boat. And decide to team on once more with her, They enter the Kingdom and see the Wishing Ceremony, and again, we get to see the piece of heart (Wish) get given back, but corrupted. (Phas isn't happy)

After that they join for the "Rally the Troops" song- AND THEY SPLIT THE PARTY.

Phas is borderline defenseless in the dark, so he stays with the friends, while Rainer and Bumble go off with Asha in the woods. (Phas can also make sure they get all the Wishes and Bumble has befriended all the animals, (They can help) Rainer goes with Bumble because they think leaving Bumble (A Caster) and Asha (ANOTHER CASTER) alone with Magnifico is a bad idea, so Rainer goes with!)

When Phas realizes that Magnifico is there its kind of too late, and Phas fends off Magnifico so the Friends can escape.

It goes bad.

Then the ending happens, and we have a fun boss fight instead of... SINGING. (Bumble like, heals Phas up, and they fight him (Also the reason Phas didn't notice him originally is because Magnifico was eating wishes left and right, and it confused him, he thought they were just a cluster of wishes, NOT AN ENTIRE DUDE) We also give Asha her wand back, so she can join)

Anyways, the Missing Wielders didn't want to leave because they wanted their wishes granted, then after their piece of heart was taken, they thought they could help the Kingdom, and a lot of them joined the royal guard to help Magnifico.

Rosas becomes like a little resort town for the wielders after, it's very chill there, there's like magic there that fends off Heartless (Thaaaanks Magnifico for protecting you citizens! It does get weaker now that he's gone, SO. Heartless appear and Wielders help)

ANYWAYS- That's another 0% survival rate mission under the B Team's belt! >:D

So, ah- Thoughts? Should I actually write this?

[murraywalker]

The man is here to fix the washing machine and it's looking good guys

[the-world-is-treating-me-bad]

I’m only 23, why does my body hurt so much all the time! I am going to fistfight god why am I multiply disabled to the degree that I can’t work, and even past that to the degree where I can’t even do banal everyday things that make me happy and improve my general living situation! AUGH.

[fslurusami]

I'm slowly working through Golden Kamuy and my headcanon is that theyre all autistic.

YEA i mean i headcanon every character from everything ever as autistic but this is so real. ogatas Entire Deal. vasilys entire deal. tsukishimas entire deal as well. sugimotos *gestures vaguely* i cant place any specific examples but theres a vibe. shiraishi having eds which is commonly comorbid w autism. koitos elopment swag. ect

[descendantofthesparrow]

here have another d3 Mal redesign for her motorcross gear, tight shirt baggy pants ya know what i mean? legit just her canon shirt with big ol pants and a big ol belt. idk im having vibes

[jinglefruit]

Definitely gonna miss the 100% Oranges card, but I had to make it relate to sleep and Brewster somehow given the new DLC card effects. All “Sleep Delay” cards now have a zZ mark in the top right, for anyone deck building for Luna, Wendell or Brewster. :D

[givemebishies]

I don’t know if this is a normal thing but I have Tourette syndrome, and sometimes when I have multiple tics kind of chaining off of each other, part of the process is also visualizing something in my mind.

Like, for some reason as I’m rapid firing all of my different tics in a row, I also have to visualize a certain thing as part of the chain. Has anyone else ever experienced this or anything like it?

[f-yeahimpalass]