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new favorite YouTube comment just dropped

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thinking about that one wordless calvin and hobbes sunday strip thats just calvins dad ditching his work to go play in the snow... its going to make me cry

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When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.

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got a major pest problem this year actually

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they're gonna violate food safety standards we've never even heard of

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Enough psychoanalysing why people have kinks. We need to psycholanalyse why they don't. Like you don't enjoy getting tied up? Clearly your tumultuous upbringing has given you a patholgical need to be in control at all times. Don't like fauxcest? That's because your petite-bourgeois class background means you view the nuclear family as a pure and sacred institution, automatically reviling anything that undermines or subverts this. Not into piss? That's easy; you're scared of the piss gnomes

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they're fucking banning being emo 😭😭

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Being ugly is not an excuse. Most people are ugly. I’ve fucked ugly people and they weren’t virgins. They were whores. All things considered there probably is someone 5 minutes away dying to fuck you.

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me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

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They fucking bombed Lebanon again. People were at a funeral for people killed yesterday. Uniquely evil.

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*seeing a 6 year old in the wild* and skibidi greetings to you my young mr beast