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wait so why is Appalachian folklore important to your character? are they really involved with storytelling are there appalachian monsters you want to involve or something else?
AUTISM ACTIVATION 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
Okay so basically, the entire campaign takes place within the Appalachian region, specifically a small town in West Virginia. This entire region has an incredibly complex history that is often overlooked by outsiders who set stories there. I'm a huge believer in doing research for storytelling, especially when it comes to regions/places/cultures/people that you're not familiar with. Appalachia in particular has often been the victim of what one author referred to as "cultural strip mining," where interesting aspects of the culture are isolated by outsiders who then market them without the cultural context.
When I started crafting Chorus' character, I wasn't even aware that the region they hailed from was considered part of Appalachia. It wasn't until I started doing more research for their backstory that I began to recognize the incredible cultural context they hailed from, and decided that I wanted to make that cultural heritage a more central part of their character. Storytelling and music are already central elements to Appalachian culture, so I started doing research into local folklore, folk magic, and folk music in order to give myself a better understanding of what it would've really been like to be a young queer kid growing up in such an area.
Chorus comes from a long line of Appalachian musicians and rootworkers (one of many terms for those who practice folk magic traditions of the region), and this is something that brings them both pride and shame. Pride because it offers them concrete proof of their own history. Shame because the descendants of their childhood heroes disowned their mother and want nothing to do with them. They grew up learning the oral traditions of their mother's family and the region at large, and were an apprentice to the local midwife in their hometown before they fled. Their whole life has been shaped by the culture that raised them, and it was very important for me to portray that cultural with as much accuracy and respect as I could.
#beastiebites#artists on tumblr#Monster Hunters Club Campaign#MHC: Chorus#I am Very research oriented when i write akfhskfjsljf#artists have a lot of power and with that power comes great responsibility#also fun fact i was actually born in the Appalachian region despite growing up in the american south akfhskfj#so the research was also a little like returning home for me#appalachian Monsters specifically are a whole other can of worms akfhskfjslfj#cause many of them have roots in the culture of the native tribes that populated those regions#and were sacred to those tribes#so using them in our campaign would feel disingenuous to me unless we did a lot of research and worked with the tribes themselves#there are other monsters of the region who are more modern/not tribe specific though and Those are free game#shout out to my homie mothman that was my gender awakening#mothman forever <3#alex pls make mothman canon#dont make me fight em tho i just wanna hug mothman
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hurts just right
introducing mothbart who has quickly become my favorite monster. this was literally supposed to be a fuckin' microfic but tell me why it's over 3k. anyway, this is for @sixlane, who came up with this meetcute. thank u for spending time talking to me about mothbart. and thank u to @theapocryphaofantares for also entertaining this idea with me.
bartylily | mothman au | words: 3.5k
The first time that Barty saw her was when she hit him with her car.
It was the one night that he decided that maybe walking around would be betterâheâd been flying around all day and he got lazy. Walking was less work than flying.
But see, Barty knew better than to just walk along the road or even near the road. He was a cryptid, for Christâs sake, and the most well looked for, too. They even gave him a sick nicknameâMothman. Not the most original name, but humans love it and who was he to judge? People come to West Virginia all the time to try and spot him, but he was pretty good at keeping himself hidden. So imagine his surprise when he thought he could just cross the road to get to the other side of the forest without getting caught and then being slammed into by a car.
The impact made him roll over the hood, and Barty felt his soul leave his body. He truly thought at that moment that this was it, this was the end and he supposed he lived an alright life. He didnât really get to do the things that he had hoped forâlike maybe go around the country and explore a bit. Or maybe actually see if sasquatches were real.
Then he realized that he was fine, he was clearly being dramatic. It takes more than a fucking car to bring him down. But he was annoyedâbecause who the fuck drives without their lights on? Especially at night? And on a road with no streetlights? He wanted to give whoever a piece of his mind, maybe even try and traumatize them a littleâteach them a lesson. As much as he wanted to, though, he knew he needed to get out of there before whoever this was saw more than they shouldâve. Barty quickly got up from the wet pavement, groaning while standing up. He looked over his shoulder to make sure that his wings were fine, and when he extended them out a little, he let out a sigh of relief when there wasnât any noticeable damage.
He felt his head, touching his antennas, and grumbled to himself when he felt that his left one was bent. He hated when that shit happenedânot that heâs been hit by cars often. But his antennas were the most painful to try and put back into place when theyâve been bent. Inhaling a deep breath, he yanked his antenna and pulled it straight, flinching when there was a sharp pain that ran through his head.
He brought his attention over to the vehicle, and the hood of this ugly, old green piece of shit car was very much dented (served them right for being an absolute moron). He blinked a few times when the car lights suddenly turned on (a little too late for that), practically shining right into his eyes.
And when he was able to focus better, Barty couldâve sworn that his heart fell out of his chest when he laid eyes on her.
Sat there was a girl frozen in place with a horrified expression. Large, green eyes stared back at him, and he could tell that she was not only freaked out but also intrigued by what she saw. He watched as she slapped her hand over her mouth, clearly needing a moment to process what just happened before she was struggling to get her seatbelt off. He wanted to see more of her looksâget a real, nice close up of her and make sure that heâs not being fucked around with by some kind of deity. There was no way that someone as beautiful as her existed, but here he was, being proved wrong.
He had to get out of there before he decided to do something stupidâlike casually introduce himself and maybe ask her to hit him again to see if he was hallucinating.
So he took off before she could get out of her car.
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Barty saw her the next morning.
After he bolted out of there, he perched himself on a tree a few miles away. He checked himself, making sure that there werenât any major injuries other than a few scratches here and there. He was exhausted at this point, and who knew that getting hit by a car would take so much energy out of him. He made himself comfortable on the branch and allowed himself to fall asleep.
When he woke up, he figured he should at least go check out the area where he got hit. Heâs not sure what compelled him to make him want to go backâit just felt like he was being pulled there, and it was a feeling that he hadnât felt before. His wings werenât sore anymore, so flying out there wasnât too bad.
He landed on a tree that was closer to the road, where he had a clear view of everything. He could see that there was a car just parked in the middle of the road, and it wasnât the one that hit him last night.
Two people were standing outside, looking around at the opposite side of the forest.
ââI swear to God, James, I know what I sawââ
âLily, Iâm sure it was a deer or something. It was lateââ
âDeer canât fly, James,â the girl snapped. When they both turned around, Barty recognized the girl right away.
And she looked fucking ethereal when she didnât look scared out of her mind. The sun made her red hair glisten and it fell over her shoulders. Barty could see the scattered freckles covering her arms and face. She looked annoyed, and when Barty looked at the guy next to her, he could see why she was annoyed.
He looked like a douche canoe.
âListen, it was dark outside, you forgot to turn on your lights while driving,â the guyâJamesâsaid. âIâm sorry that thereâs damage to your car, I told you that you could borrow mine while you search for a new one.â
âI donât care about my car,â the girlâLilyâsaid. âI just want to find what I hit.â
âI donât think weâre going to find it,â James replied, sighing. He walked over to the driver's side of the car and opened the door. âCome on, Lily, letâs go.â
Barty watched as James shut the car door, and Lily just stood out there, staring into the woods as if Barty was going to come out and say hello.
He wanted toâyou knowâsay hello, but he knew better and stayed put. Lily shook her head and turned around, making her way to the car and getting inside the passenger seat. The two of them drove away, and Barty rolled his eyes.
âYouâre never going to see her again,â Barty told himself. âGet real.â
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Barty saw Lily a couple of days after the incident.
It was late at night, the stars were out and the frogs were croaking loudly. Barty had just finished scaring off some annoying teenagers away from the TNT bunkers, and he was hoping to have some peace and quiet but that clearly wasnât the case.
Because in front of him was Lily.
Lily wearing a baby pink tank top and a pair of shorts.
Barty wanted to devour her.
She had a look of determination and irritation on her face, and he couldnât detect a single ounce of fear radiating from her. It was kind of freaky because heâs never had someone just not be scared of him.
Her flashlight was right on him, shining on his fuzzy chest and he watched as Lily slowly brought the beam of light up to his face. Her gaze was intense, and Barty still could not understand how she wasnât afraid of him. Instead, it was more becoming like he was afraid of her. He's confused, because she seemed afraid when she first saw him, but now looking back on it, it was probably more like she was scared that she hit something rather than what she hit. How could she not be terrified of him? Was it the antennas? The red eyes? The fucking wings? He knew they could be fucking goofy looking but come on.
Either way, this was a first.
âUh,â Barty said, tilting his head, bringing his hand up to try and block the light. âDid you need something?â
Oh, God. Barty wanted to smack himself in the face. Out of all the things he said, thatâs what he picked? He literally had a fucking goddess standing in front of him, and he already made himself look like an idiot. Not only that, but this was his first conversation with an actual human in years. He spent his time talking to himself or talking to a large toad that he named Evan. So, this? Talking to a beautiful girl like Lily? It was a curse and a blessing.
âI hit you with my car,â Lily stated.
âYeah, you didâSorry, are you not freaked out right now?â
âAm I supposed to be afraid of some weirdo dressed up like a moth?â
âExcuse me?â Barty asked, glaring. A pretty girl with a pretty feisty mouth on her. He can work with that. "You think I'm a what?"
"A weirdo?"
"Who the fuck are you calling a weirdo?"
âYou canât expect me to think that Mothman is real.â
âYou hit me with your car and youâre insulting me?â Barty asked. âWhere is my apology, huh?â
Lily walked up closer to him, the flashlight held in her right hand. She was tiny compared to him, the height difference was throwing him off. She shoved her left index finger on his lower chest.
âProve it.â
âProve what? That you fuckinâ hit me with your car?â
âNo,â Lily replied, rolling her eyes. She put her hands on her hips, the flashlight pointing towards a tree. âProve to me that youâre real.â
Oh, sheâs bold.
âI donât have to prove you shit,â Barty said. âYou should know better than to be in the woods at night alone, princess.â
âMy friends have my location, so if youâre thinking about kidnapping me or murdering me, I wouldnât try it.â
âWhat? Youâre the one who came after me,â Barty replied. âIf anything, I should be the one worried since youâre the one stalking me.â
âIâm not stalking you,â Lily scoffed. âI just wanted to figure out what I hit, and now I know itâs some guy dressed up like Mothman. Are you wearing stilts under that suit?â
âI am Mothman,â Barty deadpanned.
âYeah, okay,â Lily said, sarcasm dripping from her words. âAnyway, Iâm heading back to my car now, so donât even think about following me.â
âWhat car? You totaled it when you slammed into me.â
âItâs my friendâs car,â Lily replied. âNot that you need that information.â
âSo then why did you give it?â
âYouâre nosy,â Lily pointed out.
Barty snorted. âIâm nosy? Youâre the one who is giving out information left and right.â
âWhatever, grow up, look for a new hobby, and stop dressing up like a fake creature,â Lily said. âAnd maybe look both ways before crossing the road or youâll get hit again.â
âMaybe you should try driving with your headlights on.â
Lily ignored his comment and turned around. She started to walk away from Barty, and she waved behind her, saying goodbye.
And for some reason, that one gesture pissed him off. Heâs never had anyone just wave him off like that, or even insult him like that in five minutes. He couldnât help it thoughâhis eyes wandered straight to her ass. He watched as she kept walking away until she was out of view, and the only thing that kept replaying in his head was:
Lily had a nice fucking ass.
He never took himself as that kind of cryptidâone that drooled over humans or fantasized himself with one. He couldnât deny what was clearly a fact: Lily was hot.
And look, Barty was aware that he explicitly said that he wasnât going to prove Lily anything, but after watching her just walk away like he meant nothing was a slap in the face. He knew exactly what he was going to do and how he was going to do it.
He waited a while before figuring that Lily was in the car and was already driving down the roadâshe wasnât that deep in the woods. He started to flap his wings and when he got good momentum, he ascended into the air and looked around once he was above the trees.
And there she wasâdriving that stupid car that she was in earlier when she came there with James.
He glided over to her car, hovering over it and keeping up with the speed of the car. He decided that now was the best time to just go for itïżœïżœdo what heâs known best for. He obnoxiously landed hard on the roof of the car and let out a laugh due to the thrill of scaring someone off.
However, his laugh was cut off because what he wasnât expecting was for Lily to slam on the breaks.
Barty, losing his balance, flew off the top of the car and hit the pavement, rolling multiple times before finally coming to a stop. He let out a loud groan and fluttered his eyes closed.
ââOh my God, are you okay?â Lily asked, running out of the car. She crouched down next to Barty and frantically started hovering her hands over him. It was like she couldnât figure out where to start looking for injuries, but also taking in that he was clearly not human. âYouâre such an idiot!â
âHow are you so fucking normal about this?â Barty asked, voice cracking. He looked up at her and the headlights shining on her made Barty think that Lily was an angel, but so far her actions had been pretty demonic, in his opinion. She was in a state of panic, her eyes searching Bartyâs and he could tell when it finally clicked for her.
âOh,â Lily gasped, shaking her head and moving away from him. âOh, youâre actuallyââ
âI told you,â Barty said.
âYou flew on top of my car!â
âItâs not your car.â
âDoes that really matter right now?â
âIt does, because you hit me with your actual car, and now your friendâs car is fucked up, too.â
âAnd who is to blame for that?â Lily muttered. She took a deep breath and scooted closer to Barty, and this time, she was taking him all in. Her eyes wandered from his face, to his wings, to his chest, to his legs. âJesus, Mothmanââ
âBarty,â he said, trying to sit up. Lily grabbed his arm and used all her weight to pull him up gently.
âWhat?â
âMy name is Barty,â he told her.
âOkay, Barty,â Lily said calmly. âIt looks like you have some cuts on your legs, and I can look at them and clean them up if you want.â
âNah,â Barty said. âTheyâll heal on their own.â
âWait, really?â
âPerks of not being human, I guess.â
âGod, I canât believe I hit Mothman with my car.â
âMaybe donât go telling people that.â
Lily snorts. âNo one would even believe me if I said that.â
âHow come youâre not afraid?â Barty asked, looking at her.
Lily shrugged, her tank top strap falling off her shoulder. âI donât know. Thereâs something about you that makes me feel the opposite, like I trust you.â
She stood up and wiped off her bare legs from the bits of gravel that were stuck onto them. Barty followed suit, standing up. He extended his wings to see if there were any cuts on them too, and when he saw small ones, he frowned. His wings always took longer to heal, so if he wanted to go anywhere, heâd have to walk until the cuts went away.
âAre you sure youâre okay?â Lily asked. She carefully places her hand on Bartyâs arm, and he almost melts into it because heâs never been touched by anyone like this before. Soft and gentleâfeelings that Barty thought heâd never experience.
âPeachy,â Barty replied. âYou should get home. Itâs late.â
âI donât want to just leave youââ
âItâs fine.â
âWill I see you again?â
âWhy? So you can try and do another hit-and-run?â Barty asked, grinning. He couldnât actually believe that Lily wanted to try and see him again, but it was almost too good to be true.
âNo, IâI donât know, Iâm just curious about you. I canât properly explain it.â
âThereâs nothing curious about me.â
âYouâre literally a monsterââ
âI would prefer the term cryptid, sweetheart,â Barty said. âMonster is a bit rude, donât you think?â
âMy name is Lily,â she said. âNot âsweetheart.ââ
âLily, huh?â He said. He had to act like he didnât already know her name, he didnât want her to know that heâd seen her before and eavesdropped on her conversation with her friend from a couple of days prior. âCute.â
Lilyâs cheeks started to turn into a soft shade of pink, biting her lip as she turned her head away, refusing to make eye contact. âOh, thanks, I guess. Your name is...nice.â
Barty smirked and brought two fingers up to her cheek, forcing her to look at him. She looked up and stared at him, and he had this whole witty comment that he was going to make, but he forgot all about it due to him getting lost in her. Seeing her up this close, seeing the freckles all over her faceâhe wanted to sit down and just count every single one of them if sheâd let him. He wanted to tell her how he could get lost in her eyes which were suddenly now his favorite shade of green. He wanted to run his fingers through her hair and fuck, maybe heâd even try and learn how to braid hair or some shit if it meant being able to just touch her in any way that he could.
Lily was a light that Barty wanted to orbit around forever.
There was no other way to explain that Lily made him feel like he was meant to be here. Here, in front of her, as if being pulled away from her was going to destroy him.
Well, that was a bit dramatic.
However, heâd rather get hit by a thousand cars than have Lily leave.
But he knew that she had to.
âThanks for the forced compliment, princess,â Barty said, dropping his hand. âBut go home. Weâll find each other again one day, Iâm sure.â
"And what if we don't?"
"Then we don't."
"I'm sorry, you know," Lily said, frowning. "For hitting you."
"See? Was that apology so hard?"
"God, you're so annoying," she murmured.
"And you think you're not?"
Lily smiled, and Barty wanted to see that every day.
Realistically, he knew that he couldn't. It wouldn't work. Anything Barty wanted never worked out for him, so why would this situation be any different?
"Come on, go home," Barty said.
Lily hesitantly nodded her head and walked over to the running car. Barty watched her get into the vehicle as he moved to the side of the road, not really wanting to get hit a second time.
If Lily looked back when she drove away, Barty wouldnât know. He was too caught up in staring at the ground, already missing someone he hardly knew.
#bartylily#barty crouch jr#lily evans#barty x lily#the marauders#rarepair#the marauders era#lily x barty#mothman au#au#harry potter#mothbart#i'll never leave u mothbart#i'll think about u forever#can't wait to write more mothbart#india's writing#lane tag<3#kolowv tag <3
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Kinktober 2024 Masterlist
Our Lineup for this year's Kinktober, if you'd like to be tagged for a certain story please say so down below by specifying what story/stories. of if you have any questions!
Week One
Day One â Permanent | Vaginal Fingering with Tattoo Artist! Trafalgar D. Water Law
Day Two â A Taste of Fire | Predator/Prey with Dragon! Rengoku Kyojuro
Day Three â Kiss Me <3 | Anal Sex with Deadpool x Wolverine
Day Four â Forever and Always, My Dear | Kidnapping with Overhaul
Day Five â Beep Boop | Robots with Ken Sato
Day Six â The Heat Note | A/B/O Fuck or Die with Light Yagami x L Lawliet x Misa Amane
Day Seven â More than Seven Minutes | Mutual Masterbation with Eren Jaeger
Week Two
Day Eight â An Apple a Day | Medical Malpractice with Incubi/Succubi
Day Nine â Whore Convention | Free Use with Ghostface, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Pennywise, Jeepers Creepers, Slenderman, Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack, Albert Wesker, and Pyramid Head
Day Ten â Keep Quiet! | Public Sex and Accidental Stimulation with Sae Itoshi
Day Eleven â Bloody Petals | Blood Kink with Fem. Vampire OC
Day Twelve â I Need to Know | Body Worship with Scientist! Laios Touden
Day Thirteen â The Monster in the Garden | Overstimulation with Sukuna x Cinderella
Day Fourteen â Dive In | Mating with Merman! Gojo Satoru
Week Three
Day Fifteen â Infected | Sex Pollen with The Last of Us Zombie
Day Sixteen â Under and Over | Size kink with Monster under the the bed! Muriel [The Arcana]
Day Seventeen â Weep for Me | Dacryphilia with Weeping Angel! Tsukasa Shishio
Day Eighteen â Whose Better | Spitroasting with Gang Orca x Reader x Shishido
Day Nineteen â Containment Failed | Mind Control with SCP-49 and SCP-35
Day Twenty â Be Mine? | Breeding with Werewolf! All Might
Day Twenty-One â Money for Muff | Fantasy Sugar Daddy with Dragon! Crocodile
Week Four
Day Twenty-Two â Love Me Lonely | Dry Humping with Frankenstein Monster! Tomura Shigaraki
Day Twenty-Three â Let me Help You | Savior Complex and Coersion with Albedo [Overlord]
Day Twenty-Four â Behind You | Car Sex with Ghostface
Day Twenty-Five â Tangled Up | Double Penetration with Naga OC
Day Twenty-Six â High and Mighty | Chastity with Sub! Elf Vinsmoke Sanji
Day Twenty-Seven â Knightly Presence | Edging with Demon Bruce Wayne
Day Twenty-Eight â Delulu is the Solulu | Vouyerism with Gyutaro
Week Five
Day Twenty-Nine â Caught | Bondage with Spider! Choso
Day Thirty â Beg For Me | Begging with Dom! Goddess Nico Robin
Day Thirty-One â My Light | Cryptidfucking with the Mothman
#anime#manga#fanfiction#smut#kinktober#kinktober 2024#demon slayer#kimetsu no yaiba#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#gojo smut#gyutaro smut#bruce wayne#monster fucking#one piece#one piece smut#choso smut#mha#mha smut#blue lock#blue lock smut#sae itoshi smut#rengoku smut#dragon rengoku#ken sato smut#dungeon meshi smut#laios smut#daeth note smut#lawlightmane
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Shadow High series 3 my new beloved
I didnt even like most of em until i saw them in person, but the knowledge that they'll probably never be in the show has my brain in a "well its free realestate" kinda mood
Random list of information cuz ive been plotting out friend dynamics and background lore
-i like to pretend Rainbow High/Shadow High are actually Rainbow University/Shadow University cuz im in art college Right Now and i think it makes more sense with the whole dorm room situation. And also major makes more sense than focus IMO
-I changed Pinkie's major from film to just undeclared. I think she eventually does land on Film. She just has a lot of interests! Her dream has always been to one day direct films, and I think she comes to love them even more while developing ideas her with the group as she winds up in a Director/Producer position for most of them. BUT also every time she takes a class in a different program she cant help but fall in love with that way of making art too. So she has a hard time picking for a while and changed her major a couple times before landing on Film.
-Pinkie and Berrie bond a lot over a shared interest in vocal synths (tho Berrie knows more about them than her).
-The two made Pinkie's vtuber model together!
-the fandom wiki says PJ is from germany?? Idk how canon that is tbh but ive decided to embrace it i guess
-Rooney's canon name is Scarlet Rose, but i thought it was kinda lame especially when Rosie Redwood is also in this line sooo I renamed her! Stuck to the color name puns tho. Mar Rooney. Maroon. Haha
-Speaking on her though i love that shes from texas and likes writing scifi mystery type stuff and that being said i just Know deep in my bones that she was a Voltron Legendary Defender fan and Keith was/is 100% her favorite. She has a continued fondness for mothman specifically cuz of this.
-PJ and Rooney actually talk about fandom and shows/movies ALL the time. They dont have a ton of overlapping interests, but where they do? The two literally never shut up.
-Rosie is such a random character, like outside of her design she feels very poorly considered. So I scrapped the cosmetology thing and made her an illustrator instead! I think it works better with her love of making art in nature. I can see her being really into illustrated guide books. I think shes a bit snooty when it comes to art too. It takes being friends with other artists to become more open minded.
-I like the idea that Rosie is mainly friends with Rooney and Berrie ontop of that. The three of them often tag team storylines and how theyd interpret them into different mediums. Rosie will draw up a bunch of concept stuff while Rooney writes up a pitch bible and Berrie will start making shit move and throwing in her own ideas on camera angles and character designs.
-as an animation major Berrie was required to take a sound design class early on, which is where she met Oliver! Hes very laid back, and likes to go with the flow, but functions a little like the "mom" of the group. Often reminding the girls to take breaks, drink water, stop looking at their screens lest they get eye strain etc. He's multi-talented tbh but Music is his one true passion and he likes how the girls are always giving him collaboration opportunities.
-Oliver and Rosie like to talk sports a lot, both having played a bunch when they were younger and throughout high school.
-Lavender Lynn is Oliver's number one "person who needs constant reminders to settle down" she is in a constant buzz of trying to get the best shots and is utterly obsessed with the process of artistic documentation. Everything must be documented.
-the whole school loves her for this actually, she has a whole side gig where other students hire her to help photograph their projects. She saves everything she earns from this for her future dream plans to visit paris. She has it set really, many of the artists who she helps photograph now will remain steadfast clients of hers forever onward.
-PJ and Lynn actually took a print media class together at one point. Which didnt at the time spark an everlasting friendship. But it did give PJ an easier in to ask for Lynn's help documenting a project the group was working on. One of Lynn's first times photographing them work happened to fall on a day where Rosie had planned to trick everyone into going on a nature walk sans devices... Lynn wound up really appreciating this outing and decided to continue hanging around the group even after that project had ended.
#shadow high#rainbow high#my art#fanart#i had to write down all my ideas just to get them outta my head#now im free
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Tumblr in the Star Trek universe: part 6
part 1 ~ part 2 ~ part 3 ~ part 4 ~ part 5 ~
@fake-post-archive
Was dissapointed by the lack of 23rd-24th century contemporary media shown in Star Trek so I made my own for these characters to get invested in.
the "crimedirective" account is my OC, Tenfold Pollux. My OC content is archived at @uss-sonder. Their post is based on a meme I drew.
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so weird having mutuals who are actually into contemporary media đ not me listening to you all ramble about interstellar cryptid hunter or whatever while being obsessed with a 500 year old book
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YOU DONT UNDERSTAND interstellar cryptid hunter is so good??? its got a lot of diversity for an earth show- the mc is a vulcan (t'lan my beloved) and they actually have episodes for cryptids from a wide variety of planets (tho i am a sucker for the mothman episode)
#aaaaa #rambles #interstellar cryptid hunter #isch #everyone go watch it
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having "cardassians dni" in your desc is actually really racist... just write "cardassia apologists dni" instead
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isnt that basically the same thing?
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no. no it is not.
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I've been on this site for centuries and can tell you that the reading comprehension level has not changed at all.
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Not quite! I'm El-Aurian.
#tumblr sure is tumbling today #24th century posts
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I am so sorry for posting that tribble picture without a trigger warning! Can promise it will never happen again.
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why would tribbles be triggering? annoying i can understand, but they are literally harmless?
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*stares in klingon*
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ah. sorry
#tw tribble mention #i guess??
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petition for the bel0vedcreatures blog to post moopsy
#not tagging them because im scared #what if they actually find this
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trasnporter accident shrunk me down what do now
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i am bonking my head at the screen to type
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they put me back through. am ok now
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wasn't this the plot of a bunch of earth movies?
#spaghetti reblogs #honestly cant tell whether this is a shitpost or not #starfleet is actually just like that
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Hope you enjoyed!
#star trek#zohar illogic time#dashboard simulator#fake dashboard#unreality#fake post#dash simulator#star trek memes#fake tumblr dash
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Mothman - Day 3
Race: Vermin/Wilder
Alignment: Dark-Neutral
March 21st, 2024
Ohhh, Mothman. He lifts a man off the ground because he's in a new town. This beloved cryptid hails from Point Pleasant, West Virginia, well known in cryptozoology circles for his elusiveness... and popularity, as he's almost a cultural icon in West Virginia. This wayward moth has a museum, several books, an entire festival... his popularity cannot go understated! However, why did this legend arise, and why is he a demon?
As with many demons, the Mothman is a myth of sorts, though certainly a far more urban one. In 1966, Point Pleasant Register published an article detailing a harrowing report: A man-sized, bird-like creature flying far above the TNT area, marked with two glowing red eyes that shone almost like headlights in the murky black of the night. One man shone a light at it, and it kept back, clearly afraid of the light. Since that night, Mothman became a feared monster in the shadows, a beast stalking the broken-down power plants peppering West Virginia and soaring through the sky with nary a sound past the flap of its impossibly large wings.
Ever since the book "The Mothman Prophecies" by John Keel, Mothman has forever had a link to the paranormal and unknown, as the book drew a link between the urban legend and several disasters that took place in areas where it was sighted, and most notably, the famous sighting in Silver Bridge, which soon then collapsed. Since then, the Mothman has had a widespread appeal as a terror of the night... or a misunderstood harbinger who tries to warn of disaster. His role in the cultural zeitgeist of the Americas almost makes him a modern, American equivalent to such a monster as a Yokai of Japanese myth, a monster whose existence cannot be proven nor disproven, and who inspires stories and wives tales in tandem.
Mothman's appearance in Shin Megami Tensei is... strange. Gone is the dark, shaggy fur, as is the large, humanoid stance, and instead... we get something a lot more cute. The hypnotic glare of the monster has been translated to his wings, now multicolored and downright trippy, and he's a lot more cuddly than the menacing beast that Mothman is typically seen as. His glowing red eyes have small slits to communicate a far more personable appearance, and his variable colors throughout make him transform from a terrifying creature of the night into an adorable little pest.
In the game, Mothman plays the role of a magic attacker, mostly appearing in the early-mid game. With a focus on electric skills as well as disrupting the opponent through status conditions, his strange, almost otherworldly aspects have been translated well into gameplay. While lacking in signature skills, his overall role as a disruptor works wonders in making him viable in several situations.
His weakness to force is a little hard to parse, but I believe it's meant to be a reference to how flying entities may end up getting metaphorically whipped around by the wind, especially given their size- Mothman is, historically, just as large as a human, something that translates to a greater amount of drag while in flight. This is just a guesstimation, though, as quite a lot of the attributes in SMT games feel a bit... randomly assigned? However, his affinity for electricity is easy to understand- Mothman sightings are most often around power plants, after all. In SMT, it may very well be possible that he went there to siphon their energy away for himself, all to unleash it in each attack.
Regardless of this, though, Mothman's unique, adorably weird design and bizarre translation into the game mechanics make him a personal favorite, even past the fact that he's based on my favorite cryptid of all time. I mean, just look at him! Prime goober material!!! This gleepy freak is strange, dangerous, and we love him for it.
#ohhh mofman..#i love every mothman iteration and this one is no exception#the best cryptid. bar none.#daily#smt#shin megami tensei#mothman
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Down The Rabbit Hole Bingo
(Note: The orders from another menu will still be delivered)
Dearest Customers,
The butcher establishment is opening a special menu as The Online Service currently being made.
Down the rabbit hole bingo is all about the strangest, the good, the bad, and the magical things from all over the world. From a foreign tale to a love story of the century, or the things that crawled all over the online world.
Below listed is a possible trigger warning and their codeword, so could avoid it when needed to:
Upsetting historical events--for example; a death from a plague (Codeword: Rotten Rodent BBQ)
Graphic depiction of violence--For example; Description of a scar (Codeword: Wounded Steak Flesh)
Dead Dove themes--For example; Rape/non-con, autocannibalism (Codeword: Chickenâs fried head)
Disturbing fictional themes--For example; novel about scalping the native, a lyric that has described disturbing things (Codeword: Roadkill Soup)
Romantic themes; you know what to expect (Codeword: Waltzing cats)
Dark Themes; Murder, robbery, and many more (Codeword: Nightly Owlâs eyes)
Sexual themes; Voyeurism, 69, blowjob, and many more (Codeword: Steaming Butchered Long Pigâs Jewels)
Disturbing facts from all around the world (Codeword: Hiding rabbit)
Fluff;Â (Some customers do not like happiness)Â (Codeword: Fur covered Plate)
Angst/Heavy Angst; Some customers like torture (Codeword: Live Dolphin)
Disturbing internet's rabbit hole--For example a letter from a murderer, or dark web rumored facts (Codeword: Electric Bugs)
Monster/creatures--For example alien, or the mothman, or kuntilanak(Codeword:Â Â Alien Fried Fingers)
Wonderful/disturbing places--For example haunted places or a beautiful tourist attraction (Codeword: Atlantis Water)
Artifacts from all over the world--For example Rosetta stone or dead sea scrolls (Codeword: Monkey's paw)
Strange events--For example The Bermuda Triangle tales or story from the Winchester haunted house (Codeword: Msytery Blood)
Humor (Codeword: Laughing fox)
Song/musical instrument (Codeword: Singing Raven)
Movies/short film (Codeword: Through The Lens of The Butchered)
Gen (Codeword: Gen)
Paintings (Codeword: Macabre From Humanity)
What the Codeword is used for:
To mix one codeword with another to get a mixed prompts/two themes merged into one.
Let's talk about Mannerism and customer's rights now:
While The Butcher is not a highly-demanded place, mannerism is needed or else you're going to be somebody's culinary experience.
1. You can only request two (2) menu at maximum and you are only allowed to ask for a change at maximum up to 2 squares. Therefore, please be careful when ordering.
2. Due to certain culinary experiences, only customers over 18+ are allowed to order.
3. When you're eatingâfilling up your stomachâyou are allowed to use any method to eat; with your hands, with a fork and a knife, with a spoon. Your experience when eating should grow depending on how you look at it.
4. It might sound weird, but The Butcher accepts if you play with your food however you want. For example, if you're ordering a chicken, you're free to make a poem out of it or an art, or just throw it in the trash.
5. The Butcher establishment is offering special badges if you finish eating your order. It's just for fun. The Butcher is all about having fun.
Second, customer's rights.
1. Order from The Butcher establishment opens on October 11th 2023 and will be forever open, at least until The Butcher is dead.
2. The Butcher prefers having the customers take their time when eating so no one will die choking in the establishment, so⊠they have time to fill up their stomachs. There's no deadline. So even if you turned into vampires--like some of our customers and live eternally, you could still eat your fill.
3. The Butcher opens its door for two orders only, however, you can cut it into pieces. There is no minimum or maximum quantity for the requirement put in as a filling. 100 pieces? Go for it. 70,000 pieces? Go for it and have fun!
(pshh! Pieces as in word count)
4. The Butcher allows customers to bring food from another establishment and mix it up with The Butcher's order, as long as the other establishment allows it.
5. Anyone from anywhere could sign up, whether you like evil superheroes or two cannibals in love, The Butcher is open to everyone.
That's it!
The Butcher
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My media this week (27 Oct-2 Nov 2024)
đ STUFF I READ đ
đ The Perils of Lady Catherine de Bourgh (Mr. Darcy & Miss Tilney #3) (Claudia Gray, author; Billie Fulford-Brown, narrator) - A really enjoyable cozy mystery in this austenverse. I did genuinely want to keep reading to find out the solution. However, I'm finding the will they/won't they/miscommunication/misunderstanding BS about Juliet & Jonathan's relationship is really starting to grate, even though the reasons for all the non/miscommunications are marginally reasonable & in character. But I was still quite annoyed with it, and I think I might be over this series for it. By the end at least J&J had talked and are on the same page about their feelings - now the obstacles are external at least, which gives me a bit more patience with it? probably my annoyance will be faded by the time the next one is published & I'll be happy to pick it up again.
đ A Year in the Life of Sarge's Person (BlueSimplicity) - 189K, incredible post-WS recovery fic - loved how Bucky-focused this was (steve doesn't even appear until like 2/3 of the way thru the fic), loved his found family and of course I loved Sarge. Instant forever fave, stayed up until 2am reading which at my age is no small thing.
đ Specks of Silver (vanderloo) - 82K, lightly magical Suits fic- liked the 'small magic' style of this world
đ„° King & Queen (RELIC #3) (Maz Maddox, author; Kirt Graves, narrator) - dino shifters AND drag queens!!!! dino shifters AS drag queens! so much fun!
đđ +108K of shorter fic so shout out to these I really loved đđ
an outlier that should not be counted (dadvans) - 9-1-1: bucktommy, 7K - fluffy, cute, very đ„°
Conquest (the_deep_magic) - The Eagle of the Ninth: marcus/esca, 7K - đ„đ„đ„
Let Me Be Your Porch Light, Baby (AidaRonan) - Stranger Things: steddie, 7K - fuck yes mothman! here for all the monsterfucking!
A Dream Through Open Eyes (neapeaikea) - 9-1-1: bucktommy, 16K - cute, cute, cute!!! love a teacher!Buck AU
đș STUFF I WATCHED đș
Would I Lie To You? - s8, e6; s16, e5,7
Insert Name Here - s3, e4
8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown - s19, e3
Decoding the Afterlife: Ancient Egyptian Tombstones With Dr. Nicky Nielsen - Session Session 2: Making Stelae & The Offering Formula
Spirits, Saints, and Souls: The Secret History of Halloween With Lisa Morton - Session 3: Halloween As We Know It
Seas The Day: Life Lessons From Cephalopods With Dr. Sarah McAnulty - Session 3: 300 Ways to Be a Squid: A crash course in all the lifestyles squid have carved out over their long history
The Sam Sanders Show - From Indie Videos to Hollywood Hits: Alvarez & Koenig on "English Teacher"
Handsome - Abby Wambach asks about getting back to yourself
Handsome - Pretty Little Episode #11
What We Do In The Shadows - s6, e1-3
Only Murders In The Building - s4, e9-10
D20: Misfits & Magic 2 - "Code Crimson" (s23, e6)
D20: Adventuring Party - "I'm A Good Boy" (s18, e6)
đ§ PODCASTS đ§
Re: Dracula - October 27: Souls and Memories
The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Spooky Week: Elmer McCurdyâs Nine Lives
Re: Dracula - October 28: Awful Straits
Off Menu - Ep 268: Jessica Hynes
The Curious History of Your Home - Sheds
Persuasion by Jane Austen - Persuasion 9. | A Surprise Engagement
The Curious History of Your Home - Baths
Re: Dracula - October 29: Something is Going Out
The Fandom Show - Special Effects Makeup
Switched on Pop - Where are all the scary songs?
NPR's Book of the Day - Al Pacino's memoir 'Sonny Boy' is a story of adventure, starting in the South Bronx
Pop Culture Happy Hour - Agatha All Along
The Allusionist - 202. Singlish Singlish
Re: Dracula - October 30: Council of War
The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Spooky Week: Places That Give Us the Creeps
Morning Edition - After nearly 4 months, Shaboozey's 'A Bar Song (Tipsy)' drops from No. 1
Morning Edition - It's almost Halloween -- a good time to look at the science behind the sound of fear
â 99% Invisible - How the World Ran Out of Everything
Shedunnit - Vanishing Corpses
The Curious History of Your Home - Lights
â Song Exploder - Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young "Our House"
Re: Dracula - October 31: Latest and Truest Thought
NPR's Book of the Day - 'American Scary' documents a cultural obsession with horror in the United States
Re: Dracula - November 1: Instinct with Resolution
Pop Culture Happy Hour - Tom Hanks' Movie Here And What's Making Us Happy
Dear Prudence - My Wife Wonât Stop Correcting My Grammar. Help!
Dear Prudence - Prudie Plus: A Celeb Died. My Friendâs Being A Ghoul.
The Atlas Obscura Podcast - Spooky Week: The Story of the Mad Gasser with Colin Dickey
â Wild Card - Kathryn Hahn feels more powerful than ever
Wild Card - Seth Meyers on waiting to propose and Kathryn Hahn's early career struggles
Welcome to Night Vale #257 - Traffic
Re: Dracula - November 2: Deadly Peril
Wait Wait⊠Don't Tell Me! - Brian Jordan Alvarez
Betwixt The Sheets - What Made You Ugly In The Ancient World
Fresh Air - Alex Van Halen On Eddie, Fire & 'Feeling It'
đ¶Â MUSIC đ¶
Presenting Gordon Lightfoot
Presenting Reba McEntire
Machines of Loving Grace Radio âą Popular
The Very Best Of Patsy Cline
Halloween Salsa
Sunshine Soul
Teenage Werewolf Rock
Classic Hard Rock Workout
#sunday reading recap#bookgeekgrrl's reading habits#bookgeekgrrl's soundtracks#fanfic ftw#dropout tv#love to watch aabria & erika letting their inner tumblr girlies (gn) off the leash so much this season ngl#delighted that omitb stuck the landing for the season#gordon lightfoot#machines of loving grace#reba mcentire#patsy cline#blessed are the gifmakers#but i do wish they had a SPAG editor sometimes#99% invisible podcast#song exploder#wild card podcast#shedunnit podcast#the curious history of your home podcast#welcome to night vale#re: dracula#persuasion by jane austen (ballarat national theatre) podcast#pop culture happy hour podcast#handsome podcast#switched on pop podcast#the atlas obscura podcast#the sam sanders show podcast#the fandom show podcast#off menu podcast#morning edition podcast#npr's book of the day podcast
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Monster of the week rancher au part 4: small things that make me happy.
1. The first time Tango makes Jimmy a bouquet was made of Poison Ivy. He is trying his best. Yes Jimmy grabbed it and now has to deal with his hands being itchy for the day or so
2. Impulses shitty van is the Nokia of cars. It can handle being throw like every weekend by the monster of the week but has the worst engine. Type of car that is on its last legs engine wise.
3. Jimmy and Grian Great Grandma used to be a moonshiner back in the day. And whenever they visit her she always said back in my day but like wack stuff. Ex: âBack in my day we would sunk you in the lakeâ
4. Jimmy is a western/cowboy nerd. So much that his dnd character he plays in his friendâs campaign is a cowboy. Has a whole ass collection of Clint Eastwood Movies.
5. Tango loves those wack conspiracy and alien/monster documentary. Solely to laugh at it because itâs always so off. Yes he watches documentaries about himself as well.
6. Tango has actual beef with the Mothman. Yes mothman exists in this au and tango is no brain just punch whenever he sees the mothman.
7. Jimmy has to keep a ladder in Impulses van because Tango gets stuck on the roofs of buildings so often.
8. Jimmy is a Eagle Scout and is lowkey bullied by the younger Boy Scouts. But at the same time the small kids will beat up others for their weird teen.
9. Jimmy is definitely a flannel bisexual. He always is wearing some sort of flannel overtop.
10. Jimmy mom always wins the community baking competition with her special Apple pies. No one knows her secret why they taste so good.
11. Tango has gotten his hand stuck in a Pringle can. Jimmy had to olive oil it out for him.
12. Scar has wore a overcoat and was like âWhata ya buyinâ but instead itâs like potions and crystals. The teachers thinks he is selling drugs tho.
13. When Tango is really happy his purrs are so loud it shakes the room he is in like a earthquake.
14. Tango loves to be fully human but when only Grian is looking at him (especially when heâs over at their place for dinner) loves to show off slight monstrous traits. Like blinking with a second eye lid or smiling with way too much teeth.
15. Jimmy does know how to hunt but boy it took him forever for him to get a squirrel to present to Tango as a token of his affection. He is trying his best to monster flirt.
16. Tango because he doesnât know how to human flirt does present dead animals usually deer to Jimmy as a way to flirt.
17. Tango is surprisingly rich af. Itâs just he had no concept of money before meeting Jimmy and his human friends. He stole so much from campers and hikers.
18. Tango got manipulated into joining journalism once he went to the school as a student. And everyone in said journalism class is wanting to do a piece on him as the red stalker. But no one believes he is the red stalker even when he plainly admits that fact.
19. The fact is the one high vampire that can infect others in town is literally decades worth in debt and lives in the attic of his shitty tourist plus secret pawn shop trap. (Vampire Scott my beloved)
20. Tango doesnât pass the mirror test. He sees his reflection he thinks itâs someone else. On his bad days he may try attacking the stranger. Tango is a feral good boy. But I never said he was smart.
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I've had a nightly moth idea
I've actually started working on my own fic for this but I wanted to see your take on it because you're an awesome writer <3
anyhow, Foul Legacy discovering the human tradition called "marriage" & being absolutely fixated on the idea,
he may not understand it entirely but he knows he's gotta give you a ring right?
either he'd get a massive sized ring that fits you like a bracelet or he gets a smaller one he ever so delicately places on your finger, trying not to hurt you
He's not too sure what happens after that but he knows you're his favorite little human, & he'll love you forever
(as you can tell, the brainrot is strong tonight)
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ohhh my goodness, anon you better show me that fic when you're finished with it because this concept is SO wonderful
i see your mothman with a ring and raise you: moth giving you some shiny gemstone or metal he finds because he's unable to go out and get a ring himself. his appearance makes any type of shopping difficult, but he really wants to get you a ring, something to symbolize your bond... so instead he sneaks outside to find materials for the ring!! the mountains of Liyue are fairly uninhabited and dotted with glittering ores and jewels, so he scours the land outside while you're at work to find the perfect one to craft into jewelry, fluttering his wings happily when he happens upon a gorgeously colored piece of crystal
when you get home that night, you're greeted by an excitable Foul Legacy, chittering and chirping as he bumps his forehead against yours, something clasped in his hands that he quickly pushes into yours. it's a hunk of crystal, glittering blue in the light, and Legacy gently takes your wrist, using one of his claws to trace a circle around the base of your ring finger with a soft, tender purr. you glance up, and he takes this moment to press his mask against your cheek, mimicking the kisses you give him every day, and you can't help but beam up at your favorite moth Abyss monster
that weekend you head to the jeweler to get the crystal fashioned into a thin, shining ring, and before you leave you outline plans to make another ring, identical except for its size, intended for someone much larger than you <33
#genshin impact#childe#tartaglia#foul legacy#foul legacy childe#genshin tartagalia#genshin childe#genshin tartaglia#chit chat#đ€ anon#i'll be honest i'm not a marriage person but THIS. ohh this is so cute#i love moth courting you in some way#he would definitely give you shiny things. and then finding out about the rings is like#shiny things plus something you can wear!!! it's perfect#he gets one too as a surprise <33#short scenario#other's stuff#good evening :)
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Iâve been directed here for answers to my questions. I looked through every post and it has just led me to even more questions.
what is going on? please I- I donât understand
D:
oh dear lord. i... i don't know where to begin? or how much to explain/how much i can explain? i assume you mean about gertson, specifically, given this blog's name, but... okay, like i will genuinely try, i promise, but. it's. hmmm.
okay. well. first off. hiii. it's gert. hello. hi. hello hello hi hello :)
secondly, this. uhhhh. this is gonna get. hmmm. a bit. nsfw. alright
so honestly there's no gentle way to put this. it starts with the lizard sex threesome.
it had something to do with the "gecko with pearl earring" painting, i genuinely don't remember what, i think it might have been in a voice call, which then somehow became "geckson and gackson (gecko jillson and gecko jackson)" which somehow became me, gert, personally having a torrid and passionate love affair with geckson and gackson (hence: gertson).
i made a fake ao3 doc about it (tags/summary/etc--it was very explicit lmao). geckson and gackson became my weed smoking girlfriends. somehow we relocated the threesome to under maren's bed. the joke grew. more fake ao3 docs and jokes about it. the polycule also grew to incomprehensible levels and i genuinely have lost track of who's involved at this point (the pinned post should be mostly accurate but i think there have been a few other additions not inscribed there, such as a cardboard cutout of someone, i don't remember who, that had the jeepers stache drawn on it) but i know we (me, geckson, and gackson) have married milk and schrodinger's jeepers continues to be both within and without of the polycule perimeter. we are forever pursuing maren as we are under maren's bed (threat), the mothman is our sometimes lover when he passes through, etc. we've built a whole fucking lore. it's elaborate. gertsonverse is expansive and rendered in loving detail.
that's not even getting into the adjacent cursed fucking crack ships/polycules/fake ao3 docs (the Carse, crawlings/jeepers and The Plunger, curtainfest, etc)
Some Relevant Images: (MILD NSFW WARNING)
pictured: gertson (with my old discord pfp):
you can ask for the fake ao3 doc if you want (private ask or thru discord) but i promise you it's so cursed your crops will wither upon coming within five feet of it and it's also ..... quite. nsfw
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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers (à„âąâ§Ì«âąà„â
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thank you for this :)
the original Space Jam movie with Michael Jordan, that movie goes so hard, i'm literally obsessed forever. i will reserve my opinions on the remake/sequel on this post
2. cotton candy ice ream, i will NOT apologize, it's delicious & i wish i had some
3. mothman
4. lava lamp
5. rainy days where the clouds look like a renaissance painting & i don't have anything to do so i can just stay inside & relax while it's cloudy & raining all day & there's no sun glare on my tv
#i love these#i have so many Opinions#sorry i haven't been very active#it be like that sometimes#craving cotton candy ice cream now#ask moth
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do you have any headcanons for goggles, jack knife or emo crys? im curious to hear about them!
all 3 characters hgrhrheggrgegegrhr gonna try (this is in the style of ye olde fandom and not like reader blogs)
Goggles
engineering science major (hes not a biologist, he doesnt mess around in chemicals), but boy loves complex math and building things that he's more of an engineering sciences
gay because he engages in anime, comics, and hes even touched fandom because hes's a real fan nerd (he learned that gay ships were a thing and it clicked for him why he wasnt interest in girls)
has a lot more money than you think, but he doesnt really boast about being rich (most of that money is always going into new materials for his family to upkeep the hyperfixations they have) and his actual house is like full minimalist modernism in canon
avid fan of hot cocoa + mini marshmallows (literally from one episode, but it's in my brain forever)
last member to meet the wild grinders, aside from Flip (this was the original intention back in the Ketterville canon but has been reworked to him being Lil' Rob's first friend for the Sprawl City today)
Jack Knife (theres a ton of info on his canon life, but thats another post for another day)
oppossum hugger, he will try to befriend any wildlife that visits his home, will even try to bring said animal to let his friends see
in Ketterville canon, hes actually homeless and his family moves around a lot and hinted that he could live in trailer parks, but personally like to think he has family all over the states and they welcome his family to stay from time to time, he currently stays in one place (his grandmas house) to be near his friends while his family decides to travel for the circus
the most failgirl of failgirls, but is actually a badass when it comes to knives and is skilled at tasks like wood carving and axe-throwing but will set the kitchen on fire he made lemonade
hes not at all a redneck or the american hillbilly stereotype that the Sprawl City canon makes him out to be, he's more of an Oregon lumberjack local whos a little confused, but he does his best to understand others
would cut tires though
he has one berserk button and it's extremely rare to see him angry, but when he is, he will not hesitate to fuck anyone up
but seriously hes the kindest character ever and doesnt care if anyone insults or smacks him around, but he DOES care when you hurt anyone he cares about
100% taurus
Emo Crys (this is my kin, not like a kinnie-way, but more of a 'thats my son!!' way)
failgirl #2, but hes living his best life being cringe and actually giving a fuck about others
in Ketterville canon, he used to just be straight up 'peace was never an option', but he mellowed out after meeting Lil' Rob and learned to not be snarky and sarcastic
the sprawl city canon wants him to be a brony, but really he loves a lot of animals and cares for all of them (but hed suck as a science major to be involved in animal care profession)
doesnt have a good relationship in his family and often sneaks off to be part of the wild grinders shenanigans (it's the reason why we cannot have him wear nail polish) he's doing his best to pass as a goth in his family situation
loves horror and monsters, would happily invite himself in the woods where Mothman is and walk outside at ungodly hours just to meet a cryptid or ghost
thrifts all of his clothes because hes sick of fast fashion and would rather tailor them to his style
scarf was given to him by Lil' Rob as a way of welcoming him to Ketterville (not even canon to the series, but Rob Dyrdek demanded hed have a cute gray scarf and even presented a gray scarf to Chris, the inspiration behind Emo).
secretly loves cats (and constantly gets scratched by the said stray cats)
#wild grinders#headcanon#jack knife#goggles#emo crys#ask#anonymous#holding back on my some of these to not be too shippy
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oooh got tagged by @hash-slinging-slasher-trash
tag game: 20 questions, fic writing edition
1. How many works do you have on AO3?
31 on my main
2. What's your total AO3 word count?
On my main AO3, 257,414
3. What fandoms do you write for?
Anything I'm interested in can get these hands. Naruto, Fruits Basket, Free!, Haikyuu, JJK, CSM, Genshin Impact, OLBA/OLNF, FMA, SNK, BNHA. I've written for a lot of fandoms. I remember even trying to dabble in writing fic for Ojamajo Doremi because I was obsessed with shipping them with the Flat 4. Honestly, I might write something for that just to indulge Kid Nyla who never got to write any lmao. Same for PPGZ
My main tumblr is called themultifandomnerd for a reason fjdnfkj
4. Top five fics by kudos
I'll do a mix of fics from my main AO3 (my oldest account, I think I started writing fic for Free! on it in high school) and my tumblr fics AO3
The Different Rules of Summer (VLD - Lance/Keith)
âOkay so you think ghosts are fake but totally think that bigfoot and mothman are real?â Lance scribbled furiously on the piece of paper in total disbelief. âGhosts are total BS, manâ Keith look disinterested. âThis is why youâre single' Lance didnât expect that his summer vacation would be spent at a library arguing with his deaf co-worker about why cryptids totally arenât real. Keith volunteers at a library to keep himself out of trouble while his brother works. The worst part of his day? Explaining to some moron why Mothman is definitely a real entity and why the first moon landing was fake. Funny enough, this is the highlight of both of their summers.
Se réjouir, se réjouir (Genshin Impact - NeuviFuri)
The sun; Neuvillette is the sun. And Furina? Sheâs not fit to even be the moon. There is a surprising loneliness to freedom.
A Little Pain (Naruto - Sakura Haruno/Hinata Hyuga)
At the age of 7, there were a few things Hinata Hyuga was sure of. One, her father, Hiashi Hyuga, was the strongest shinobi she knew. Second, just the thought of her having to one day make decisions for her entire clan terrified her beyond belief. Third, her younger sister Hanabi, at the age of 2, was very easy to impress. Hinata Hyuga never wanted to lead her Clan and when she is stripped of her title and essentially an outcast in her home, she finds solace in the brief comforts of a pink-haired girl named Sakura. Though little did Hinata know that losing her heiress title would send her life spiraling down a path of self discovery, bravery, and the realization that changing yourself is a possibility is the most powerful jutsu of all. But... perhaps stopping yourself from fainting whenever you happen to be around your crush is a start. And convincing the entirety of Konoha that it's first all-kunoichi team won't be a complete and total failure should be prioritized before any of that.
Man is the Breast, Heaven is the Playground (CSM - Makima/Reader)
You might be the only one in your division not utterly smitten with your partner, Makima. Call it disinterest, call it being observant that her smiles never reach her eyes. Either way, you have no interest in bridging the gap between you both. But one day, an attempt is made, and it isnât by you.
A Blazing Star Sought Refuge in My Chest (CSM - Makima/Reader, sequel to Man is the Breast, Heaven is the Playground)
Your contract was simpleăŒ the Control Devil would not use her powers on you, you just needed to stay with her forever.
5. Do you respond to comments?
That I do!
6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
I think maybe the ending for my oneshot I Cherish You, Halcyon Days which I'm actually turning into a full-length fic now (and it will have the same ending). But fate of the Reader is written out quite clearly: you will be killed by someone precious to you.
On my main AO3, maybe my TOH series where Halloween Night went wrong and the portal closed after Belos entered and the Hexsquad has to make happiness where they can on Earth may be a close second?
7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
I think most of my fics end on a pleasant note save for a handful.
8. Do you get hate on fics?
I was gonna say "no" but yeah, some butthurt NaruHina fans that were commenting on my SakuHina fics for no reason? Like, go read about NH instead of looking at what I'm typing up smh, damn time wasters. It isn't often though, most of the time I only hear positives
9. Do you write smut?
Occasionally I dabble in smut
10. Craziest crossover?
A Haikyuu/Boku Dake ga Inai Machi Xover that still occasionally gets comments despite only one chapter being out. I've been thinking about rewriting ch1 and finishing it because honestly it was a crazy good idea in my biased opinion.
Presently I'm working on a JJK/The Summer Hikaru Died Xover but considering what happened to Suguru, I'm not sure if that's truly that crazy.
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
Not that I know of, hopefully that's a good sign.
12. Have you ever had a fic translated?
Yes!
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?
A long time ago in the HQ fandom, although it was never completed. I've thought about rewriting it with better quality and with some more passion but considering a lot of the plot was made by chatting with my at-the-time-friend well, I don't wanna take full credit for the half that wasn't my contributions. I still think about it from time to time though and think about the what could have beens *sigh*
14. All time favorite ship?
... that's gonna be a very very VERY hard choice. I have a top handful of ships because they all have specific aspects of them that I like, I'm not sure if I'll be able to
15. What's a wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will?
The Haikyuu/BDGIM Xover OTL
16. What are your writing strengths?
I think I'm fairly good at descriptions? I also do REALLY good research. For an FMA fic I wrote/am still slowly writing, my OC became an automail engineer so I did a lot of research concerning biomedical engineering, electrical engineering, prostheses, metal processing, alloys and so on and so forth in order to accurately choose the type of metals involved in whatever automail the OC and Winry were crafting.
17. What are your writing weaknesses?
Procrastination lmao. I try to absolve this by writing non-linear at times
18. Thoughts on dialogue in another language?
I only do that for languages I'm proficient in like Spanish, Portuguese, etc. But I've never written a fic entirely in any of the languages I know. Maybe one day I'll embrace that challenge! Japanese would be the most challenging though honestly
19. First fandom you wrote in?
Naruto or Fullmetal Alchemist when I was in middle school, but I can't remember which.
20. Favorite fic you've written?
That's gonna be impossible to narrow down, but I'll do my best
Main AO3: No idea jnkjfnd
FFN: A Fangirl's Dream
Tumblr Fic: My Makima duology I listed above
And that's all she wrote for this one! I'll be tagging @cafedanslanuit @ainescribe @sweet-evie
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mr mothman
moth me a man
make him much hotter, than any man can
give him two wings, of luxury leather
and tell him that he will be mine forever
<3
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My friend and I are building Crowley and Aziraphale cosplays and she mentioned that she is considering adding black wings to her outfit. I happily offered up the wings from my Mothman costume because of course I have one. She couldn't recall what they looked like and asked for a picture.
Well, the wings normally sit on a mannequin torso that is also super normal to own, but that torso currently has my Aziraphale shirt and waistcoat on it. The easiest solution is to pop those wings on and take a pic! I sent it over with the comment: "Funny to put black wings on an Aziraphale costume"
Her response: It's an Aziraphale costume cosplaying Crowley
So of course I take it a step further: He keeps a set of black wings buried deep in the bookshop so he can put them on in front of a mirror and imagine what it's be like to Fall and be with Crowley on his level
Reply: This is my new headcanon
So the moral of the story is that I don't have the creative energy to write fanfics but I can spin up some headcannon with very little prompting.
Thank you, I'll be here until Season 3 (read: forever)
#good omens#crowley#crowley x aziraphale#aziracrow#aziraphale#Thank you I'll be here forever#Unprompted headcannon#It's a sweet and sad thought at the same time#So basically all of GO S2#ineffable husbands#the twirls Aziraphale would make!#fallen aziraphale#If anyone wants to draw this#That would be cool
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