#mothman bruno

[dykeonysus]

ehehehehe trick or treat bestie :3c

TRICK! This weird bug and his containment cell

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IT'S TIME FOR HALLOWEEN

I made a playlist a few years ago and have added and moved some stuff around

cut into bits to make it a little easier to read!

glee cast - there’s a light (over at the frankenstein place) // the original broadway cast of beetlejuice - the whole “being dead thing” // keith david - friends on the other side // danny elfman - remains of the day // paul kendel - the court of miracles // original movie cast of the nightmare before christmas - this is halloween // junie & thehutfriends - the consequence of imagination is fear // vian izak - witchcraft // my chemical romance - blood (end credits) // creature feature - the greatest show unearthed // aurelio voltaire - brains! // ke$ha - cannibal // halestrom - love bites (so do i) //

danny gonzalez - spooky boy // danny gonzalez - spooky guy // danny gonzalez - spooky ho // danny gonzalez - spooky man // original movie cast of repo! the genetic opera - zydrate anatomy // jonathan coulton - creepy doll // aurelio voltaire - when you’re evil // steam powered giraffe - the ballad of delilah morreo // the charlie daniels band - the devil went down to georgia // what we do in the shadows OST - you’re dead // blue kid - the dismemberment song // original broadway cast of sweeny todd - a little priest // oingo boingo - dead man’s party // ludo - skeletons on parade //

american murder song - the devil in camp // mystery skulls - ghost /// the real tuesday weld - me and mr wolf (dr cat remix) // bob’s burgers ost - i love you so much (it’s scary) / jeff richmond & tracy morgan - werewolf bar mitzvah // sheb wooley - purple people eater // kody kavitha - my frankenstein // brian david gilbert - stayin alive // china anne mcclain - calling all the monsters // rob cantor - shia lebouf (live) // rob zombie - living dead girl // yeah yeah yeahs - heads will roll (a-trak remix) // victor and the bully - heebie jeebies // moon sisters & the nostalgia girls - hex girl //

freak on a leash - i put a spell on you // rasputina - transylvanian concubine (the manson remix) // sharon needles - 666 // madam misfit & victor and the bully - the mothman song (i believe in the power of the mothman!) // tim curry - toxic love //creature feature - grim grinning ghosts // sesamoid - it’s terror time again // bug hunter - 2 bed, 2 bath (and a ghost) // andrew gold - spooky, scary skeletons (undead tombstone remix) // ludo - scare me // lònis, jon mero - skeleton swing // october country - my girlfriend is a witch // the orion experience - vampire

the living tombstone - 1000 doors (spooky's jumpscare mansion song) // warren zevon - werewolves of london // oingo boingo - weird science // antsy pants - vampire // michael jackson - thriller // vast - i am a vampire // donovan - season of the witch // classics iv - spooky // neil cicierega - bustin // alice cooper - welcome to my nightmare // reel big fish - hungry like the wolf // bruno coulais and the children's choir of nice - coraline end credits // the addams family original broadway cast orchestra - overture // scary bitches - lesbian vampires from outer space // lesbian bed death - goth girls are easy // kailee morgue - medusa // kim petras - transylvania // cherry glazerr - trick or treat dancefloor // mc frontalot - goth girls //

oil frost - the vampire conspiracy // oil frost - the vampire conspiracy (part 2) // oil frost - the vampire conspiracy (part 3) // skatune network with jer & catbite - monster mash // nick lustsko - spirit halloween theme song // alden dereck & shannon sheridan - killers walk // the cramps - goo goo muck // the mountain goats - werewolf gimmick // vernian princess - something wicked (that way went) // the clovers - love potion no. 9 // twin temple - satan's a woman // dreadful children - pink elephants on parade // scarlet room - hello to hyde // tom cardy and mike betz - bunch of draclias (and they're all playing flutes) // bear ghost - beware!

listen to it here and get ready for spooky season!!!!!

I will also be reposting/reblogging this at a more reasonable time when October hits, but for now I have to share my excitement with you <3

[zippers-flowers-and-wine]

So like- What if Moth Bruno found a tiny moth (Caterpillar???) reader and said “Welp, time to adopt a child”

👀👀👀

Bruno blinked, compact eyes locked on the odd. . . tree limb? He squints from his upside down position, twisting his flexible upper body around to try and face the odd. . . What was it, actually?

Mista, the freshly molted grasshopper still unsteady on his newfound feet, shakily leans over him slightly, long and spiked antenna curling and flicking in an attempt to make sense of the weird object.

Dropping down onto a tree branch adjacent to the weird bit of bark, the larger black and white moth reached out with one clawed hand.

He reels back though at the sudden influx of aggressive pheromones that flood his scent receptors, blindsiding him. Mista buzzes in alarm, dropping down like he was back in his grub from and scrambling higher up the tree, wings and powerful legs forgotten in his rush.

High above, Bruno hears Abbacchio oscillate, hissing and snarling while his shadow unfurls into the telltale threat posture, four legs spread out and ready to strike.

The moth can't exactly blame him either. The pheromones reek of something bigger and more dangerous, yet the longer Bruno endures the scent, the more he realizes that something is amiss. Whatever that bigger and badder thing was, it would be making some serious sounds, yet he hears nothing.

Abbacchio seems to come to a similar conclusion, the massive net caster no longer hissing.

Bruno flutters his wings, a thought building up in his mind.

Stepping forward on light, padded feet, he reaches out once more for the oddly shaped tree branch.

The scent spikes again when his nails brush it's surface, flooding Bruno with a mass intake of panicked thoughts and the overwhelming urge to drop everything and flee.

In the same breath though, it amuses him, as the little creature unknowingly just tilted its own hand a fraction too far.

Now sure there was no real danger, and even more certain of the "tree branch's" mimicked identity, Bruno peels the little thing off with minimal effort, only amused when he's met with indignant screeching. The small caterpillar, no larger than his arm and worryingly thin, finally starts thrashing in earnest once it starts realizing its jig was up.

Mista hops down to ground level, long, bulky legs easily absorbing the shock of impact. His clawed toes hook into the soft Earth, ripping up chunks as the youngling hops over to start leaning over his adopted father's shoulder. His antennae stretch out, slowly reaching for the small caterpillars'.

By now, the young thing had tired itself out, and was too tired to respond to the careful inspection. The ground shudders behind him, shifting beneath their resident spider's weight s he approaches slowly. Looking back down at it, Bruno feels his wings shudder, reminded of Narancia's first moon with them.

How deathly thin the dragonfly larvae was, and how dirty and terrified he was, barely able to smell them with his antennae snapped in half.

Bruno runs his talons down her rough side, the tough, bark-like skin not even denting under his sharpened claws. Mista slowly looks up at him, and Abbacchio sighs from behind him, roughly muttering that Giornl and Bruno would have to care for it, since it was a caterpillar.

Flashing a dazzling grin, Mista taunts, "But Bruno didn't even say anything." Abbacchio grunts, but give no response as Bruno turns around with a similar look of amusement, his compact eyes shining in mirth.

"Don't fucking look at me like that." The net caster snaps, accidentally oscillating. Abbacchio huffs and turns his eyes away, glaring up at his hunting net with slitted eyes. "Besides. . . The last time I tried to convince you not to take in anymore strays, you directly ignored me and adopted two."

Mista smirks, shifting back while Bruno opens his wings, taking off with a small flip of his thick wings and a powerful jump

Abbacchio grumbles loudly, walking away to find a tree big or close enough to another for him to climb comfortably.

Mista watches his Dad's, then glances back at the tree, one worried question drifting through his mind:

Why were they just abandoned right there?

[jacks-obsessions]

I’m not sure if you mind mothmen fluff asks but how would the Bucci gang mothmen react to their darling wanting to do cute couple things together? Brushing each other’s hair/fur, bathing, making them a bouquet, making friendship bracelets or necklaces, picnics, picking out darlings outfit.

Bruno

He loves it

Except for the baths, he hates being all wet and soggy (most mothmen hate baths because of this)

Make him something and he’ll keep it forever

He loves picnics with you and he knows all the best places

He also loves helping you dress up

Abbachio

Acts like he hates it

But he loves when you brush his fur and hair

When you give him flowers he’ll be flustered same with friendship bracelets and necklaces

Picnics with him involve fine wine and cuddles

He has very high standards for what you wear (only the best for his mate)

Fugo

He's shy about it

Brushing his fur makes him feel so loved

Flowers, bracelets, and necklaces get him extremally flustered

He likes picnics in secluded places away from other people

He’s shy about what he likes to see you in but will speak up on things he really likes

Narancia

He eats it up

He doesn’t sit still when you brush his fur

He will make bracelets and necklaces with you

He LOVES picnics so so much

Loves to get matching clothes with you

Mista

Loves it

His fur is tangled though so have fun

He loves when you give him things

He makes food for your picnics

Don’t let him pick out your clothes (he has no style)

Giorno

He also eats it up

He is so touch starved so brushing his fur gets him so happy

He about explodes when you gift him things

He loves to go on picnics with you

Let him pick out your clothes

[brose1229]

It’s nice to be with people who understand you.

[thekaiqueen]

Bruno, opening the door to Abbacchio's rooms: Hey so I need ask yo- HOLY SHIT!

Abbacchio, surrounded by lamps: What?

Bruno: It's never this bright in here! Why are there so many lights?

Abbacchio, staring Bruno in the eyes: I'm summoning Mothman.

[mirky-tea]

Various Backgrounds

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The Fairy Portal: A Playlist

I know this finished a few weeks back, just after MerMay, but I've been busy packing for a move and competely forgot to share this with you! it's only on youtube because spotify didn't have most of the songs

ken ashcorp - supernatural // yuki kajiura - wo ist die käse? // bitstream dream - impossible gardens // jean luc lenoir - a fairy’s love song // switchblade symphony - bloody knuckles // russell mills & undark - the room of sixteen shimmers // bruno coulais - dreaming // bark cat bark - iceland // dindinha - ceumar // lykkie li - i follow rivers (acoustic) // fanfarlo - ghosts // rasputina - herb girls of birkenau // eisley - brightly wound // phantom pinetree - cryptid (mothman) // coco and the butterfields - alone // jean luc lenoir - witchery fate song // fink - pilgrim // jennifer lawrence - the hanging tree // this ascension - mysterium // m83 - un nouveau soleil // outlaw star - hiru no tsuki (english)

[listen on youtube]

read the completed story on

ao3 or wattpad!

one last Fairy Portal group tag:  @ohsugarfoot​​ @abalonetea​​​​​​​ @only-book-lovers-left-alive​​​​​​​ @poore-choice-of-words​​​​​​​ @leadhelmetcosmonaut @jasperygrace​​​​​​​ @drippingmoon​​​​​​​ @viskafrer​​​​​​​ @thelaughingstag​​ @athenswrites​​​​​​​ @kaiusvnoir​​​​​​​ @magic-is-something-we-create​​​​​​​ @fictionalbullshitter​​​​​​​​ @idreamonpaper​​

[fashion4standusers]

a list of things that legitimately happen in the non-canon Jorge Joestar novel that i think -should- be canon

-Bruno’s stand is called Stepmom

-Mothman is there

-Narancia goes to space

-Funny Valentine has a son named Funnier Valentine and a grandson named The Funniest Valentine

-Funnier Valentine, Pucci, Sandman, and Pocoloco are evil astronauts

-the moon is a giant eyeball which turns out to actually be a collective mass of 36 different versions of Kars stuck to one another

-The physical town of Morioh literally grows legs, rises up from the ground, and walks away

-Erina keeps Jonathan’s head in her basement

-an entire Se7en style murder mystery based on Japanese folklore

-Great Britain is surrounded by a giant wall which turns out to actually be a guy named Antonio

[zippers-flowers-and-wine]

Moth!Bruno Part 3: Idk What comes after Electric Boogaloo

The cool, early morning winds had become unbearable after about 3 minutes of flight, so you had tucked down into the massive hand holding you, shimmying your freezing legs into the fuzzy fur around the mothman's wrist. You feel his body vibrate with an aborted coo, the sound whipped away by the roaring winds.

One of the secondary hands reaches up to stroke your calf, so... That's kinda soothing? You guess??

The world tilts for the 75 3rd time in 24 hours, slowly tipping as your mothy friend banks hard... Then the world goes shit side up.

His massive, fabric like wings fold in with a heavy whoosh, wrapping around him like a heavy blanket as he just drops. You'd scream, but your lungs are currently trying to get in air even though it feels like you're hanging your head out the window of a car going a solid 100 mph in the middle of a Texan tornado.

With each attempted gulp of life giving oxygen, the wind merely steals more and more and more until it feels like your ribs will cave and your lungs with fall out of your mouth as you dangle from this moth's grip like a child's abandoned, abused toy... Okay, so maybe that's a little dramatic but STILL! It feels like you're drowning for Pete's sake!

After another second or so in which you swear up down sideways and backwards that you can hear God's choir of angels, the mothman finally levels out. His wings flare to catch a warm updraft, and you can breathe again!

"Oh thank fUCK!" You gasp, holding your throat with one hand while desperately keeping your grip on his clawed thumb. The moth lifts you a small bit, cooing curiously as he glides into a smooth landing. You wave him off, finally daring to actually look around.

If you though his little nest was in the middle of ButtFuck Nowhere, than this place was in Titsout Nonexistent. Trees stretched out around you for miles, and you quietly lament the fact that you won't be able to run away now. Big Guy seems to agree, as he starts setting you down next to one of his clawed, digitigrade feet. You He straightens up, and you watch his wings settle against his spine like a great big cape.

His antenna peek up, swiveling this way and that as he makes soft clicking sounds. Well, they probably sound soft to him. For you, it sounds like someone your height is slamming two, 20 pound bowling balls together above your head. He tips his head back after a moment of not seeing(?) something, then makes a long, low clicking croon. It reminds you of the Muto from that Godzilla movie, and makes your hair raise when his head swivels, causing the sound to shift in pitch. You cling as close to his foot as you dare, almost tempted to simply climb into his ankle fur as he shuffles forward. The low, muffled clicks are an eerie ambiance that's offset by the occasional glance towards you that is always accompanied by the same talkative "Mmmph."

Laughing and loosening up when he switches up and goes "Maaaahph", you make the sound back at him... And scream in the same instance that something launches out of the shadows at you. Your moth doesn't even hesitate. His massive foot strikes out like a viper, slamming down on a giant stinger and curling the long clawed hands around it as he pulls it up. Using his lower set of hands, he reaches under the venom sack and digs the talons in with a vibrating snarl of rage.

You hear a squealing screech - a sound akin to iron being pulled across a chalkboard - and you watch in mute shock as a large figure scrabbles for purchase while your fuzzy bodyguard yanks it from its shadowy ambushing space. The world rumbles when your moth slams his foot against the thick carapace of the massive scorpion, man... Creature's side.

'Okay, this is just ridiculous.' It really was, because what are the chances of seeing not one, but two bugmen? Yeah, two because Mr. "Attack First, Questions Later" had the torso of a man, the dark black purple of its carapace fading near seamlessly into the pale skin of his human half. That half of him grew out of where the scorpion's actual head would be, between the massive pincers; one of which was buried into the ground to keep himself from being dragged out farther.

His tail seizes, the tip twitching and thrashing to try and stab into your moth's torso until the fuzzy monster makes a... A sound. You couldn't describe it, even if you wanted to, but it made your heart stop. Your hands come up to cover your ears, attempting save your hearing, but you do notice that the ground has stopped shaking and that the moth (he needs a flippin' name, oh my god) has stopped... Whatever that sound was, and his now purring as his lower set of hands soothes the spots they had been gripping so harshly.

Slowly, ever so calmly, the two part. The scorpion man straightens up, turning to actually look at you while Big Fella that name sucks places his foot back in front of you, making sure you're hidden behind the arch of his foot. The scorpion man lowers himself a tad, tilting his body a little to get a closer look at you. His chest brushes the ground as he leans forward, and you squeak, ducking behind... Big Fella?... Bruno! Yeah, uh crap. The scorpion seemed even more interested as the sound leaves you, his red on black eyes glinting. He's swiftly startled into backing away when Bruno makes a low warning hiss, and flexes his lower hands menacingly.

Scorpion man chitters, narrowing his eyes as his tail lifts again. Unable to help it, you blurt, "You really wanna get your butt kicked again that badly?" Bruno looks down at you, while Scorpion (only Bruno gets a name, so suck it) snaps around to stare at you. Swallowing your saliva, you call out again, "What are you looking at?"

Scorpion man squints at you, churring as he backs off and vanishes back into the forest. Bruno does a little shuffle as he makes a squealing sound, stooping for a split second to pluck you up by your T-Shirt collar.

"Hrrk!"

Although Bruno doesn't seem to notice that he damn near snapped your neck with that move, he does notice your aggravated wheeze... And Scorpion man may have turned around and noticed you going blue in the face.

"Maaaphphh!"

Sighing in relief when you are deposited into his palm, you flash him a grin and weak thumbs up. "I'm good big guy." Bruno keens loudly, perking up when at least 5 different voices respond with similar sounds. Scorpion man chitters, and you jump. What?

Trotting ahead of his venomous... Friend? Hey what was their relation anyway? The fucker attacked without... Hesi...tation...

6 pairs of eyes stare at you... Wait, nope one of those pairs actually had 3 more sibling pairs.

So 9 pairs of eyes lock onto you.

"Mother of fucking fuck."

[r0bee]

look at my sons!!! look at them!!! 

[multiversal-madness]

Encanto - Mythical Companions Au

Just as the title says, this is an au where, during the gift ceremony, the Madrigals also receive a mythical animal companion that is connected to them. (Abuela and Mirabel also get companions despite their lack of a gift).

This companion often follows them around to help with chores or just to keep them company. Their mood often reflects the mood of the Madrigal their connected to and when the magic started to fade, they started acting off.

Anyway, here’s the list of who’s got what (so far, I might change them if a better option comes up):

Abuela has a phoenix. It was created from the flame of the candle when she was given the miracle. It’s never far from her or the family. It’s fire flickers with the candle and it’s quite fond of Mirabel.

Julieta has a unicorn. It’s as caring and doting as she is, though a bit more pushy in its efforts. When it isn’t helping Julieta transport her cooking, it hangs around her daughters, niece or nephews when they’re upset (or Augustin when he’s being clumsy).

Pepa has a Hippogriff. While Pepa suppresses her emotions so she doesn’t cause storms, her companion expresses them in her stead. It’s often grumpy and angry, and very protective of the grandkids (particularly of whoever was the youngest at the time). It seems that the only one that can calm it down completely is Felix.

Bruno has a Kirin. It normally follows Bruno around and back when he would give out prophecies, it would stand in the entrance of his prophecy cave being intimidating. It is also fond of the rats Bruno keeps. After the events of the movie it spends time with Julieta’s unicorn and Pepa’s hippogriff as well.

Isabela has a dragon. Not a typical dragon though, it’s the size of an eagle and spends most of its time sitting on her shoulder. It can blend in pretty well with flowers as it’s scales look like petals. Isabela tries to make it act perfect and most of the time it behaves, but it also ‘acts out’ sometimes while expressing what Isabela really feels (like blowing a burst of petals at Mariano).

Dolores has mothman. I’m torn between making it the classic black silhouette with red eyes or making it a colourful fluffy moth (or a mix of both), but either way it’s the tallest of the companions. It tends to stick around Dolores when she’s at home, but avoids going into town because of the noise. Whenever she’s overwhelmed by the noise, it will shelter her in it’s semi-soundproof wings. It’s very affectionate towards Mariano.

Luisa has a Cerberus. It is the size of a donkey and it looks like a mix of the Cerberus from Luisa’s song and a normal dog (haven’t decided on breed yet). It helps her in any way it can with her chores, though it sometimes urges her to take a break and/or play with it.

Camilo has a mimic. It can take the form of various inanimate objects, from a bracelet to a wagon, though it normally takes the form of whatever Camilo needs in that moment. He almost doesn’t use actual furniture any more, an example being using his mimic as a chair when sitting. It can either disguise itself (almost) completely or reveal that it’s a mimic with various non object things, though it always has a tell when it’s completely disguised. It gets along well with Casita.

Mirabel has a butterfly. When her door disappeared during her gift ceremony, a butterfly flew from the glow and landed on her hand. It can change colour in relation to family members (ie, red for Dolores, green for Bruno, etc), though it always has a golden yellow glow somewhere on it. It’s neutral state is also yellow. It doesn’t do much aside from guide Mirabel where she needs to go in order to help people.

Antonio has a griffin. This griffin is a mix of a toucan and a jaguar and Antonio often rides around on it. It loves pets and when it’s not around Antonio, it’s around another member of the family (most likely Mirabel or his parents).

[jacks-obsessions]

not so much a question as a thought, but i am thinking about mothman bruno getting caught in the rain and being in a terrible mood about it—he’s angry and frustrated and cold—and he comes home to his partner ready with a towel or the blow dryer to sort him out,,,, his pretty little mate is so thoughtful :)

Oh how pleased he is! His darling little mate is so thoughtful! It helps after the long walk in the rain, mothmen can't fly in the rain very well, so you being there waiting for him is very nice and the hot coco that you made him helped to. Mothmen like sweets so hot coco is very much welcomed on cold rainy or snowy days.

[pillarhuggeranon]

How Mothmen Act Around Friends

Each mothman has their own personality, this is how some get along with your friends

@jootslat I got moth Ghia psspsspss

Bruno

Oh boy, he will be very very unhinged

He does this on purpose as he tends to scare off competition

HE’S ON THE CEILING

He stays there the whole time and he snaps at anyone who isn’t you

When it’s you he acts like a very affectionate cat

He loves to sit in your lap (even if he’s crushing you)

Risotto

He is iffy about it, but he’ll try for you

Humans are generally scared of him so he tries to be as nonthreatening as possible

He just doesn't care for them but he’s nice to them for you

 He doesn’t leave your side the whole time

Big guy just wants you to be happy (even if it drains him)

Cioccolata

He doesn’t like them

You only need him after all

He acts nice but he’s subtly intimidating them

He might even bring in Secco to scare them off

Your friends are not allowed to make fun of you

He will never let that happen (no insulting his beautiful human)

Ghiaccio

He tries, he really really tries

He loves you so he should love them too right?

Wrong! you are his favorite human not them!

He just wants them to go away so he can try and cuddle with you

He does his best to stay calm for you

God forbid them being super hyper (they tend to drain Ghiaccio)

[soupbabe]

🎃 Monster Lovin' Month 🎃

Since October is time for ghosts, skeletons, zombies, etc,,why not give some love to them ! This lil event will specialize in Monster! Character x Human! Reader 🧡

All fics will be gender neutral! Reader 🧡

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This'll be for all the fandoms I write for (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Parts 1-5, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Black Butler, Disastrous Life of Saiki K, and Danganronpa games Trigger Happy Havoc and Goodbye Despair!

❗All works will be sfw ❗

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1. Ghost- Josuke Higashikata

2. Werewolf- Jotaro Kujo

3. Merman- Giorno Giovanna

4. Vampire- Pannacotta Fugo

5. Witch- Haruhi Fujioka

6. Demon- Formaggio

7. Mothman- Leone Abbacchio

8. Naga- Risotto Nero

9. Catgirl- Trish Una

10. Gorgon- Illuso

11. Angel- Bruno Bucciarati

12. Centaur- Jean-Pierre Polnareff

13. Harpy- Santana

14. Drider- Keicho Nijimura

15. Frankenstein's Monster- Jonathan Joestar

16. Living Scarecrow- Robert E.O Speedwagon

17. Minotaur- Muhammad Avdol

18. Dullahan- Takashi Morinozuka

20. Mummy- Makoto Naegi

21. Satyr- Prosciutto

22. Genie- Reimi Sugimoto

23. Shadow Creature- Straizo (part 2)

24. Living Doll- Toshikazu Hazamada

25. Robot- Kineshi Hairo

26. Slime- Hazekura Mikitaka

27. Banshee- Grell Sutcliff

28. Dragon-Aren Kobuyasu

29. Nymph- Finnian

30. Grim Reaper- Pesci

31. Fairy- Gwess

[caffeinated-chaos-bean]

*bucci gang + dio at a fancy dark academia dinner and a show cafe*

Mothman: *voice booming* I am the Mothman, spirit of the Mothman. Oooohoooooo. I heard there were two souls in here looking to date the Mothman.

Alice: *deadpan* Over here.

Bruno: ....

Mista: ....

Narancia: .....

Abbacchio: ......

Fugo: .....

Giorno: ......

Mothman: Oh? What are your names?

Alice: Alice and Dio.

Mothman: Interesting. And you are interested in dating the Mothman?

Dio: Absolutely.

Mothman: The spirit of the Mothman?

Alice: Yes.

Giorno: ..... /This bitch..../

Mothman: Oooohh!! But there is a contract you must sign before we can go on a date!

Dio: Is It in blood?

Mothman: Well, yes... how did you knoe-

Dio: Perfect.

Mothman: That's very weird... You immediately assumed blood. That-... okay. Most people don't usually assume they have to sign a contract in blood. Usually they just ask "where is the Bic pen at?"... but you assumed- Okay.

Alice: It's not my first contract.

Mista: Not your first...-??!

Mothman: The contract is forever binding, and so that means we will be dating forever.

Alice: Okay.

Mothman: You're okay with that?

Dio: I'm down with that.

Mothman: You are? O-Oh really, well.. uh... I wasn't expecting you to be so on board. You know, I kind of feel a little bit uncomfortable now. I feel like... N-now Im not saying I'm getting cold feet, but I uh.... okay. So you're really okay with everything that I thought would be a curve ball?

Alice/Dio: Yeah.

Mothman: O-Okay, but there is one more stipulation! Would you like to hear what it is?

Dio: Sure.

Alice: Yeah.

Mothman: The final stipulation is that once we date, I must have access to all financial banks accounts. How does rhat sound?

Alice: *scoffs* If you can find anything in there, you tell me.

Dio: *snickers*

Fugo: ...Goddamn...

Narancia: Did she really just roast a cryptid???

Giorno: ......

Bruno: ....

Abbacchio: ......She's your girlfriend, Giorno. *sips wine*

Mothman: WHAT?! O-Okay, oh my god... I was not expecting you to be so on board with this. You know what? You know, I going to say it right now, I'm uncomfortable. Im backing out of this, this is moving way too fast. Normally when I bring this up to people they're like "Oh my god! That's insane! Why would you recommend that?!" ans I'm all like "Because I'm mothman, I'm literally rhe high priest of hell." I'd never expect someone to be cool with it. And you're cool with this?

Dio/Alice: Yeah.

Mothman: You're cool woth being a moth person?!

Alice: Yeah. Of course.

Mothman: OF COURSE?!! You said of course?!!!

Alice: *shrugs* Yeah.

Mothman: You're really going to become a moth person? That means dropping literally everything and your body transforms into a moth! You're cool with that?

Alice: Yeah.

Mothman: ...You guys are freaks. This is the Mothman OUT.

Giorno: .....

Fugo: ....I know you're father is a lost cause but, Giorno, I think it's time you get your girlfriend checked out for your own good.

Mothman: ..../Why do I always get the psychos...../